So The Other Night At The Bar - GoFuckYourself.com

Scott McD · 08-17-2010, 10:27 AM

I decided to teach some dumb bitch a lesson when we were out on Saturday night.

She had left her handbag sitting on the bar, wide open, while she was chatting (loudly) and gigging with her friends.

I was waiting to get served and noticed everything in her bag (inc iphone), plus her keys and all that shit etc.

I waited a min to see if she would turn around but she was still too busy talking shit to her friends.

So i decided to teach her a lesson, and lifted out her phone, and keys. I tapped her on the shoulder and asked if i could use her phone as i wanted to call for a taxi, and so she went into her bag. No Phone.

I then gave her the phone, and her keys, and told her not to be so careless in future when she's out, as i could have easily been an asshole and she could have been an iPhone and house keys down, which would have = a VERY expensive night.

She seemed to take my point the correct way, although i still think she thinks i was an asshole for even taking them out in the first place. Some women never learn

Agent 488 · 08-17-2010, 10:31 AM

kinda creepy.

BFT3K · 08-17-2010, 10:33 AM

I thought this story was going to be much better. Next time you tell it, say that you took the iphone to the bathroom and took pictures of all the stalls or something, before secretly placing it back into her handbag.

Or maybe you took her keys, entered her car, took pictures of the inside of her car, and then returned both items - that would be very interesting for her to find the next day.

Reference staged photos of a puppet in her car or on the toilet, and then the story would be really great!

Atticus · 08-17-2010, 10:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I decided to teach some dumb bitch a lesson when we were out on Saturday night.

She had left her handbag sitting on the bar, wide open, while she was chatting (loudly) and gigging with her friends.

I was waiting to get served and noticed everything in her bag (inc iphone), plus her keys and all that shit etc.

I waited a min to see if she would turn around but she was still too busy talking shit to her friends.

So i decided to teach her a lesson, and lifted out her phone, and keys. I tapped her on the shoulder and asked if i could use her phone as i wanted to call for a taxi, and so she went into her bag. No Phone.

I then gave her the phone, and her keys, and told her not to be so careless in future when she's out, as i could have easily been an asshole and she could have been an iPhone and house keys down, which would have = a VERY expensive night.

She seemed to take my point the correct way, although i still think she thinks i was an asshole for even taking them out in the first place. Some women never learn

Thank god the world has people like you so willing to go out of their way to "teach people a lesson". You're really doing the lords work.

How about next time not being a jackass and if you really give a shit just politely let her know her bag is wide open and she should keep a closer eye on it.

PS: you have the best avatar on GFY

Sly · 08-17-2010, 10:39 AM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-17-2010, 10:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I decided to teach some dumb bitch a lesson when we were out on Saturday night.

She had left her handbag sitting on the bar, wide open, while she was chatting (loudly) and gigging with her friends.

I was waiting to get served and noticed everything in her bag (inc iphone), plus her keys and all that shit etc.

I waited a min to see if she would turn around but she was still too busy talking shit to her friends.

So i decided to teach her a lesson, and lifted out her phone, and keys. I tapped her on the shoulder and asked if i could use her phone as i wanted to call for a taxi, and so she went into her bag. No Phone.

I then gave her the phone, and her keys, and told her not to be so careless in future when she's out, as i could have easily been an asshole and she could have been an iPhone and house keys down, which would have = a VERY expensive night.

She seemed to take my point the correct way, although i still think she thinks i was an asshole for even taking them out in the first place. Some women never learn

I would never go inside a girl's purse, unless specifically asked to...

As your punishment, I recommend:

ADG

marketsmart · 08-17-2010, 10:45 AM

if you wanted to teach her a lesson, you should have made a copy of her apartment key and then came in a raped her...

nothing teaches a chick lesson like unexpected, late night forced sodomy....

i have taught many chicks lessons using this method..

most of them i didnt even know, but i felt like they needed to be taught a lesson...

.

bloggerz · 08-17-2010, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

if you wanted to teach her a lesson, you should have made a copy of her apartment key and then came in a raped her...

nothing teaches a chick lesson like unexpected, late night forced sodomy....

i have taught many chicks lessons using this method..

most of them i didnt even know, but i felt like they needed to be taught a lesson...

.

pointers taken

damnage · 08-17-2010, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

if you wanted to teach her a lesson, you should have made a copy of her apartment key and then came in a raped her...

nothing teaches a chick lesson like unexpected, late night forced sodomy....

i have taught many chicks lessons using this method..

most of them i didnt even know, but i felt like they needed to be taught a lesson...

.

.............

_Richard_ · 08-17-2010, 11:25 AM

teach her a lesson? is this your gf or something?

ottopottomouse · 08-17-2010, 11:26 AM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I would never go inside a girl's purse, unless specifically asked to...

There's always something in there you didn't want to know about.

RazorSharpe · 08-17-2010, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

I would never go inside a girl's purse, unless specifically asked to...

As your punishment, I recommend:

ADG

Something tells me those aren't belly buttons like I originally thought ....

Scott McD · 08-17-2010, 12:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Atticus

How about next time not being a jackass and if you really give a shit just politely let her know her bag is wide open and she should keep a closer eye on it.

But would she learn though, that was my original point. You see chicks doing this all the time, then moan and cry when they lose stuff.

She had a few seconds where she thought someone had actually stolen the shit from her bag, so i figured that she would pay more attention in future that way.

Scott McD · 08-17-2010, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

if you wanted to teach her a lesson, you should have made a copy of her apartment key and then came in a raped her...

nothing teaches a chick lesson like unexpected, late night forced sodomy....

LOL !!!!

MetaMan · 08-17-2010, 12:55 PM

HMMMMMM so you didnt fuck her? what kind of pussy are you?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 08-17-2010, 12:56 PM

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Originally Posted by RazorSharpe

Something tells me those aren't belly buttons like I originally thought ....

Thank goodness they're innies and not prolapsed outies...

That might add a whole new meaning to 'roid rage...

ADG

Scott McD · 08-17-2010, 01:12 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

HMMMMMM so you didnt fuck her? what kind of pussy are you?

Trust me you wouldn't have wanted to fuck her!

MetaMan · 08-17-2010, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Trust me you wouldn't have wanted to fuck her!

The line is trust me i wouldnt have even fucked her with YOUR dick. asshole.

BFT3K · 08-17-2010, 02:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I decided to teach some dumb bitch a lesson when we were out on Saturday night.

She had left her handbag sitting on the bar, wide open, while she was chatting (loudly) and gigging with her friends.

I was waiting to get served and noticed everything in her bag (inc iphone), plus her keys and all that shit etc. I was a bit drunk, so I decided to play a trick on her. I quickly took her phone and her keys from her bag.

Earlier that night I got stoned, and I purchased a funny finger puppet from a novelty shop....

I took the puppet into the bathroom, and I took pictures of the puppet in all sorts of weird positions around the urinals and on the toilets.

Then I went out into the parking lot, and I shot pictures of the puppet IN HER CAR!

Then I snuck back to where I was sitting, and I slipped the phone, keys, AND THE PUPPET back into her bag.

I would have loved to see how she reacted the next day!

Now THAT'S a great story!

D Ghost · 08-17-2010, 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BFT3K

I thought this story was going to be much better. Next time you tell it, say that you took the iphone to the bathroom and took pictures of all the stalls or something, before secretly placing it back into her handbag.

Or maybe you took her keys, entered her car, took pictures of the inside of her car, and then returned both items - that would be very interesting for her to find the next day.

Reference staged photos of a puppet in her car or on the toilet, and then the story would be really great!

pimpware · 08-17-2010, 03:32 PM

where's the part when she give you a free blowjob ?

jalami · 08-17-2010, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

I tapped her on the shoulder and asked if i could use her phone as i wanted to call for a taxi, and so she went into her bag. No Phone.

I'm surprised she actually went into your bag instead of saying "what, you don't have a phone of your own?" or something of the sort.

John-ACWM · 08-18-2010, 06:45 AM

Yes, I guess she didn't care too much.

Amputate Your Head · 08-18-2010, 06:51 AM

Next time just pour grain alcohol into her purse and set it on fire, then casually walk away.

lagcam · 08-18-2010, 07:06 AM

OP is lucky nobody else saw him take the stuff before he returned it as the lesson being taught could have been a little more painful.

Klen · 08-18-2010, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by lagcam

OP is lucky nobody else saw him take the stuff before he returned it as the lesson being taught could have been a little more painful.

Bar is easiest place to steal anything due everyone are drunk or busy with something and not watching their stuff.I managed once to steal from bar one liter of wine,and like that was not enough,i stole liter of coca cola too.

thickcash_amo · 08-18-2010, 07:57 AM

Must have been an extremely boring night at the bar if you had to go around teaching someone a lesson!

08-17-2010, 10:27 AM	#1
Scott McD Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Glasgow, Scotland Posts: 67,795	So The Other Night At The Bar I decided to teach some dumb bitch a lesson when we were out on Saturday night. She had left her handbag sitting on the bar, wide open, while she was chatting (loudly) and gigging with her friends. I was waiting to get served and noticed everything in her bag (inc iphone), plus her keys and all that shit etc. I waited a min to see if she would turn around but she was still too busy talking shit to her friends. So i decided to teach her a lesson, and lifted out her phone, and keys. I tapped her on the shoulder and asked if i could use her phone as i wanted to call for a taxi, and so she went into her bag. No Phone. I then gave her the phone, and her keys, and told her not to be so careless in future when she's out, as i could have easily been an asshole and she could have been an iPhone and house keys down, which would have = a VERY expensive night. She seemed to take my point the correct way, although i still think she thinks i was an asshole for even taking them out in the first place. Some women never learn __________________ I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

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BFT3K Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2005 Location: Narnia Posts: 10,764	I thought this story was going to be much better. Next time you tell it, say that you took the iphone to the bathroom and took pictures of all the stalls or something, before secretly placing it back into her handbag. Or maybe you took her keys, entered her car, took pictures of the inside of her car, and then returned both items - that would be very interesting for her to find the next day. Reference staged photos of a puppet in her car or on the toilet, and then the story would be really great! Last edited by BFT3K; 08-17-2010 at 10:36 AM..

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marketsmart HOMICIDAL TROLL KILLER Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Sunnybrook Institution for the Criminally Insane Posts: 20,419	if you wanted to teach her a lesson, you should have made a copy of her apartment key and then came in a raped her... nothing teaches a chick lesson like unexpected, late night forced sodomy.... i have taught many chicks lessons using this method.. most of them i didnt even know, but i felt like they needed to be taught a lesson... .

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