Fact: If you hold your girlfriend/wife's purse you are irreversibly pussy whipped. - Page 2 - GoFuckYourself.com

kristin · 09-23-2010, 10:17 AM

50 Pussy Whipped Purse Holders.

xNetworx · 09-23-2010, 10:23 AM

I'll hold the purse for up to 20 seconds. Then it gets thrown on the floor lulz

beerptrol · 09-23-2010, 10:23 AM

but dude, it matched my shoes and belt

Raf1 · 09-23-2010, 10:24 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

my wife says
NO I'M NOT!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-23-2010, 10:27 AM

I'm not shame of anything, If my wife wanted to take my kids on a ride at an amusement park or something, I have no problem holding her purse. Doesn't make you less of a man, people that wouldn't, worry too much what other people they have never met may think of them. Who Cares!

What's more important, your family or someone you've never met before.

jimmy-3-way · 09-23-2010, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CyberAge-Dave

I'm not shame of anything, If my wife wanted to take my kids on a ride at an amusement park or something, I have no problem holding her purse. Doesn't make you less of a man, people that wouldn't, worry too much what other people they have never met may think of them. Who Cares!

What's more important, your family or someone you've never met before.

Question - when you want to go out by yourself does she let you get your balls yourself or do you have to ask her for them?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

O MARINA · 09-23-2010, 10:44 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Okay, so one guy admits it...

Lots of Americans just did

GFY men 1

Jimmy & beemerk 0

dyna mo · 09-23-2010, 10:47 AM

went on a motorcycle ride a while back which included meeting up with some cats i never rode with before, one of them had a big dog chopper and was sporting a louis vitton man bag draped over his shoulder. it was awkward.

OneHungLo · 09-23-2010, 10:51 AM

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Originally Posted by kristin

Note to self: Drag teeth tonight.

nico-t · 09-23-2010, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

I love how women always hold this out there, like you being bitchy and bloated is what compels you to make with the BJs for one week a month.

exactly

im always digging in the psyche of females, how they act and want people to see them, etc.
The bj remark ("if you dont do that, no bj's for a week") shows how much of a whore they really are. See it simple with this example:

When a guy holds a purse, he gets bj's for a week.
Even the ugliest, but professional and HONEST prostitutes behind the windows here arent THAT cheap!

Semi-Retired-Dave · 09-23-2010, 11:12 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Question - when you want to go out by yourself does she let you get your balls yourself or do you have to ask her for them?

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.

I take it you haven't had much luck in relationships?

beemk · 09-23-2010, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

went on a motorcycle ride a while back which included meeting up with some cats i never rode with before, one of them had a big dog chopper and was sporting a louis vitton man bag draped over his shoulder. it was awkward.

oh man, he must be a total fag! whats worse, carrying your own purse or your girls purse?

ruff · 09-23-2010, 11:20 AM

One of the best things I have found about getting older is I don't give a rat's ass about what anybody thinks of what I do. Not a flying fuck. Wish I had had this refreshing attitude when I was in my twenties. I hold my wife's purse whenever she asks me to. My wife is 22 years younger than me, am I pussywhipped? You goddamn right I am.

jimmy-3-way · 09-23-2010, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

went on a motorcycle ride a while back which included meeting up with some cats i never rode with before, one of them had a big dog chopper and was sporting a louis vitton man bag draped over his shoulder. it was awkward.

Was he wearing a tee shirt with a picture of himself on it, by chance?

cherrylula · 09-23-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

I love how women always hold this out there, like you being bitchy and bloated is what compels you to make with the BJs for one week a month.

Not interested.

Okay this thread just became totally gay. I don't care about the details, a man who turns down a blow job from someone has serious issues.

Jimmy, I think holding a purse is the least of your worries!

My gaydar is off the hook!!!!

DamnGoodRatio · 09-23-2010, 11:22 AM

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Originally Posted by munki

Men who are that concerned with outside opinion, that holding an object as simple as a purse would cause actual concern or anxiety, have much bigger things to worry about in life I would suggest.

O MARINA · 09-23-2010, 11:23 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk

whats worse, carrying your own purse or your girls purse?

her last name is even WORSE for you... Just sayin'

datatank · 09-23-2010, 11:32 AM

Its bad luck for a mexican girl to put her purse on the ground

datatank · 09-23-2010, 11:33 AM

They bring you special stand to put your purse when you go to dinner

jimmy-3-way · 09-23-2010, 11:34 AM

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Originally Posted by cherrylula

Okay this thread just became totally gay. I don't care about the details, a man who turns down a blow job from someone has serious issues.

Jimmy, I think holding a purse is the least of your worries!

My gaydar is off the hook!!!!

Gays get mad head.

Have you ever seen Craig's List? If you are gay you can literally post, "I am in the mall, dressing room number six at Abercrombie, need head ASAP."

And like 3 guys will show up.

What I am turning down is collecting a BJ like a kid collecting his allowance for doing his little chores.

jimmy-3-way · 09-23-2010, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by datatank

Its bad luck for a mexican girl to put her purse on the ground

Then how do they crawl under the barbed wire?

stocktrader23 · 09-23-2010, 11:37 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

everybody gives a shit about outward appearances to some degree. i've met very few people in my lifetime who truly could not give a shit what anybody thinks about their appearance.

I honestly don't give a fuck.

_Richard_ · 09-23-2010, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

If you are gay you can literally post, "I am in the mall, dressing room number six at Abercrombie, need head ASAP."

And like 3 guys will show up.

Jarmusch · 09-23-2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Have you ever seen Craig's List? If you are gay you can literally post, "I am in the mall, dressing room number six at Abercrombie, need head ASAP."

And like 3 guys will show up.

And you know that how?

O MARINA · 09-23-2010, 11:39 AM

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Originally Posted by datatank

They bring you special stand to put your purse when you go to dinner

Fancy service at Del TAco.

jimmy-3-way · 09-23-2010, 11:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

And you know that how?

Uh...I'm alive and aware of the world in the year 2010.

beemk · 09-23-2010, 11:48 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

her last name is even WORSE for you... Just sayin'

can you run that through the broken english translator for me?

ottopottomouse · 09-23-2010, 11:52 AM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Was he wearing a tee shirt with a picture of himself on it, by chance?

Still can't see what's wrong with holding someone's purse?

O MARINA · 09-23-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by beemk

can you run that through the broken english translator for me?

You from Detroit, want me to make translate into Ebonics? ??

beemk · 09-23-2010, 11:58 AM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

You from Detroit, want me to make translate into Ebonics? ??

pretty witty, im guessing you didnt come up with that yourself.

SexSearchSuzanne · 09-23-2010, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

went on a motorcycle ride a while back which included meeting up with some cats i never rode with before, one of them had a big dog chopper and was sporting a louis vitton man bag draped over his shoulder. it was awkward.

But he didn't ask if he and his man bag could ride your bitch seat? Then you are not biker whipped.

Jdoughs · 09-23-2010, 12:41 PM

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Originally Posted by O MARINA

You from Detroit, want me to make translate into Ebonics? ??

lol youch

spazlabz · 09-23-2010, 12:47 PM

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Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

Still can't see what's wrong with holding someone's purse?

nothing at all unless you're an insecure little boy LOL

09-23-2010, 10:17 AM	#51
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