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Barefootsies · 09-25-2010, 10:41 AM

A rug in front, or around, your tiolet in the bathrooms of your house?

Randy West · 09-25-2010, 10:42 AM

Why? You looking to lick some mother fucker's feet after standing in their own piss?

brassmonkey · 09-25-2010, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by Randy West

Why? You looking to lick some mother fucker's feet after standing in their own piss?

omg!!

BlackCrayon · 09-25-2010, 10:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

A rug in front, or around, your tiolet in the bathrooms of your house?

sure, i don't think its for pissing on though.

brassmonkey · 09-25-2010, 10:50 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

sure, i don't think its for pissing on though.

its not for pissing. funny stuff

Barefootsies · 09-25-2010, 10:55 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

sure, i don't think its for pissing on though.

I was watching on of those HGTV shows the other day, and they were talking about those rugs.

Some of the remarks about them were priceless comedy.

amateurbfs · 09-25-2010, 10:59 AM

Those are fucking disgusting. Anyone with anything other than tile, vinyl, linoleum or anything hard surface in bathroom and kitchen is a nut.

Barefootsies · 09-25-2010, 11:01 AM

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Originally Posted by amateurbfs

Those are fucking disgusting. Anyone with anything other than tile, vinyl, linoleum or anything hard surface in bathroom and kitchen is a nut.

I guess it's to keep y'er tootsies warm while pinching a loaf.

That said, I can't say I thought of the rugs as a pissing rug (among other things) until seeing this HGTV show. The designers going off about them had me laughing out loud with some of their comments.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 09-25-2010, 11:04 AM

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ottopottomouse · 09-25-2010, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Randy West

Why? You looking to lick some mother fucker's feet after standing in their own piss?

No rug. Tiled floor

spazlabz · 09-25-2010, 11:10 AM

it is not a 'piss rug' it is a rug to keep your feet warm while your spending quality time in your library

yeah I got one

amateurbfs · 09-25-2010, 11:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

I guess it's to keep y'er tootsies warm while pinching a loaf.

That said, I can't say I thought of the rugs as a pissing rug (among other things) until seeing this HGTV show. The designers going off about them had me laughing out loud with some of their comments.

All I know is those things are why some peoples bathrooms smell. Especially if they are a drinker, drunk people suck at peeing.

CurrentlySober · 09-25-2010, 11:14 AM

I had a poo rug once. I used to take it to bed with me at night and cuddle it...

Then my wife left me...

Everything happens for a reason

iSpyCams · 09-25-2010, 11:15 AM

I don't have one. But if I did I would probably use my mop a lot less lol.

beerptrol · 09-25-2010, 11:17 AM

lol, my gf had the bright idea to get a matching set for the boys' bathrooms(rug and toilet coozy). didnt last long with 2 boys lol

Barefootsies · 09-25-2010, 11:18 AM

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Originally Posted by amateurbfs

All I know is those things are why some peoples bathrooms smell. Especially if they are a drinker, drunk people suck at peeing.

Or if they have children.

Although, I guess it could be piss bathroom then. The bowl, floor, wall, lid....

Barefootsies · 09-25-2010, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

lol, my gf had the bright idea to get a matching set for the boys' bathrooms(rug and toilet coozy). didnt last long with 2 boys lol

Did she have the matching sea shells? Or did they take a wiz in that bowl also?

Barefootsies · 09-25-2010, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by spazlabz

it is not a 'piss rug' it is a rug to keep your feet warm while your spending quality time in your library

yeah I got one

It sounds like some 'quality time'.

Perhaps you have the Costanza library card eh?

woj · 09-25-2010, 11:31 AM

I thought everyone has those..

Barefootsies · 09-25-2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by woj

I thought everyone has those..

I do not know about 'everyone'... but a lot do. Dat's fo sho.

beerptrol · 09-25-2010, 11:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

Did she have the matching sea shells? Or did they take a wiz in that bowl also?

nah, It looked like someone skinned a couple of tan Cocker Spaniels lol.
She used to have a cocker spaniel named Mr. Cody. I would tell her I see you put Mr Cody to great use around the shitter

Barefootsies · 09-25-2010, 11:44 AM

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Originally Posted by beerptrol

nah, It looked like someone skinned a couple of tan Cocker Spaniels lol.
She used to have a cocker spaniel named Mr. Cody. I would tell her I see you put Mr Cody to great use around the shitter

Howwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwling Laughta!

That's hilarious.

nico-t · 09-25-2010, 11:47 AM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I had a poo rug once. I used to take it to bed with me at night and cuddle it...

Then my wife left me...

Everything happens for a reason

marketsmart · 09-25-2010, 11:55 AM

i have a cleaning lady, so no need for a piss rug..

i have several pairs of shit flops i wear to keep comfortable while i give birth to a new batch of adult webmasters...

.

Barefootsies · 09-25-2010, 12:00 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

i have several pairs of shit flops i wear to keep comfortable while i give birth to a new batch of adult webmasters...

Profits of Doom · 09-25-2010, 12:15 PM

That piss rug really tied the bathroom together...

Jarmusch · 09-25-2010, 12:23 PM

I have one, but it's not anywhere near the toilet.

Fbomb - BANNED FOR LIFE · 09-25-2010, 12:31 PM

Sick perv. First its feet now its piss.

beerptrol · 09-25-2010, 01:11 PM

ArsewithClass · 09-25-2010, 04:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Barefootsies

A rug in front, or around, your tiolet in the bathrooms of your house?

"A piss rug"

Its to keep your feet warm.... But no, I think the can accumilate germs.

A nice tiled floor can be wiped every day.

MiLo · 09-25-2010, 05:22 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

I have one, but it's not anywhere near the toilet.

Absolute win.

Trend · 09-25-2010, 05:34 PM

No piss rugs here.. tile floors only in the bathrooms. If you are ever in someones house who does have these rugs, I encourage you to flip them over sometime.

fatfoo · 09-25-2010, 05:40 PM

To walk comfortably, you must get good soft soles. They feel like walking on carpet all the time. Good luck.

NaughtyRob · 09-25-2010, 05:50 PM

I typed piss rug in Google and one of the pics was this.

Barefootsies · 09-25-2010, 08:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Trend

No piss rugs here.. tile floors only in the bathrooms. If you are ever in someones house who does have these rugs, I encourage you to flip them over sometime.

**shudders**

Slutboat · 09-25-2010, 08:28 PM

I cant believe the legs this thread has

Slutboat · 09-25-2010, 08:30 PM

My kids piss rug is George W. Bush

adult-help · 09-25-2010, 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Jarmusch

I have one, but it's not anywhere near the toilet.

Not on the rug, man!

Chosen · 09-25-2010, 09:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

My kids piss rug is George W. Bush

Fucking Awesome

Barefootsies · 09-25-2010, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

I cant believe the legs this thread has

Believe it.

Now raise a leg, and piss on the rug.

Jarmusch · 09-26-2010, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by adult-help

Not on the rug, man!

Wu loves peeing on rugs.

At least I'm housebroken.

gmr324 · 09-26-2010, 06:40 AM

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you are ever in someones house who does have these rugs, I encourage you to flip them over sometime.

That can't be a pretty sight

TheDoc · 09-26-2010, 06:45 AM

They're great in the winter... feet don't get cold while taking a poo. Don't need them here though, floor never gets cold.

If you're aiming is so bad standing that you can't hit a one foot wide hole, either you need a longer dick or more practice holding your own.

Now kid wise... you can scrub dried piss off the floor or just toss the rug in the washer, or pay someone to do it and forget about it all together.

IllTestYourGirls · 09-26-2010, 06:48 AM

You guys dont have heated floors in your bathrooms?

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