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Carpe Visio
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![]() My tongue hole is still there and I haven't actively worn anything in it in about 5 years. I do have one molar that is pretty much half of a tooth at this point from chomping on the tongue stud more than once. I have one nipple done and that bitch hurt so bad...it will stay there forever. |
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#103 |
Please dont fuck animals
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You're as beautiful as a sunset in Jamaica
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My hubby thinks your hot and you wont rep me?.. WTF?...lol
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am *I* located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :)
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Okay I'll play.
You're so hot you cause fire to stop, drop, and roll. I see you're wearing lip gloss. Mind if I taste it? You're prettier than a beer truck pulling up in my driveway Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway. Do you wash your panties with Windex? Because I can really see myself in them. Song I just wrote for you; If I were a carpenter and you were a sun porch I'd take all your nails out then I'd screw you. Still working on the rhyme thing. :D
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Oh honey your the finest
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#107 |
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I paid you back with a rep
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#108 |
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I ran out of reps to give away. IOU some reps when I get more
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H.B.I.C.
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Sarah you know i love you
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#111 |
So Fucking Banned
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i wu z hereeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Such Fun!
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Rep is for pussies,
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You're so gorgeous I would suck your dad's dick and gargle his cum to taste the fountain that sprang forth such beauty.
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Verse #1 Here is my story, It?s a fearful journey through out the last 10 years. That?s a decade for the cheerful circus clowns slow at switching gears. I Started out in porn a poor pretty cam model with lots of fears. I was shy I was broke I didn?t give a fuck. I shredded some tears along the way but I never gave up. I did what I did just to make a buck. Not a deer but some dollars is what I?m getting at. This rap is fast don?t let it hold you down, it has multiple meanings, so just sit right back. Don?t Buckle, your seat belt on this ride cause it?s going fast, it?s a story of myself, my bizz, my life my cash and all the mischievous folks. Try and keep up while I spit at you, this is no joke. Some call me wonder women while I?m in demand, I?m like Lebron, D-Wade and Bosh with a master plan. I speak my mind all the time cause I know I can. While your scamming customers I?m out on my island beach working on my tan. Weak ass companies listen to this advice as it?s free. You will hear it on the radio on the boards like gfy and on TV. I will end verse 1 with this simple line. Stop the scamming the carding and adult from dying. Hook ? Started off as a small fish in a big n3tpond Felt so helpless and so all alone Feeling like a little girl in porn?s chauvinist world It only pushed me harder All these players falling at my side Where all your bros at pumping up your pride Looks like the little fish turned out to be the hottest shit Zuzana Designs busting rhymes, brings you the hottest hits Verse #2 This is my business stop the hating and the selfish acts. Stop running your mouth off at the lips until you know the facts. You run your mouth like a faucet, your running out of water, I?ll turn this fucking place into a desert in short order. You?re not a client, customer, or someone that I care about, but just some basement kid, that wishes he had the dedication, drive, devotion and dollars that I did. You try and talk down to me and act like you?re mister macho man, but in the end I?m the hot ass chick with all the cash in my hand. You fucking weirdo?s should send me all your hard earned dough. Oh wait a minute you don?t have any bread cause you got to know, you ate it all up, your super fat and stupid lazy can?t get off the couch?.. Ouch did I just say that? I?m a super Bitch in love with the dick. Sometimes I rhyme slow sometime I rhyme quick. I burned my cake building my design empire, so at 35 I can sit back and fucking retire. I will end verse 2 with another well known fact, it?s not the tubes that destroyed adult we all know that. It?s the evil trolls that never got a fucking degree, that?s why they have no idea how to run a bizz with honesty. Here we go to the hook it?s phenomenal. Listen to the words they are golden and hysterical. Hook ? Started off as a small fish in a big pond Felt so helpless and so all alone Feeling like a little girl in porn?s chauvinist world It only pushed me harder All these players falling at my side Where all your bros at pumping up your pride Looks like the little fish turned out to be the hottest shit Zuzana Designs busting rhymes, brings you the hottest hits Verse #3 Here we go verse 3 this going to be dope, not like a dealer but zoomed in like a telescope. I will thank all my employees and well known fans. These people are cool, behind the scenes and give my company all they can. (Not a bathroom), beer or a soda but just hard work. I hope when they hear this killer rap rhyme they will give me a smirk. They all work hard on their projects any given day. We never miss deadlines cause we don?t play, around with people money that?s so true I can?t lie. I?ll start with Michael he?s my player with the multiple touch, he does design, programming and things in a clutch. He resides in Charlotte NC next to the motor track, I?m not sure if he likes nascar but I don?t care about that. Cause he?s super fly, fast and reliable like Clark Kent, he works super hard so he can pay his mother fucking rent. My next super man employee I would like to rate is an Australian resident where when you meet them they say mate. Not mate like to reproduce but just saying hello it?s their tradition to date. His name is Steven he?s a marvel in photoshop, he designs, chops and renders like a fool, not a moron but a natural born genius that rules. I thinking this will be the cover. ![]()
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#116 |
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sick toon
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#118 |
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we had sigwhores now we have repwhores ... screw it ... on a funny sidenote i can only rep my OWN posts - how fucked is that? i give a shit bout rep points ... make me RED :D
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#119 |
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I think you have to be green? I'm really not sure how it works.
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#120 |
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#122 |
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Ohh thanks haha. I remember years ago talking to you Ice and Rochard at the PB office. Crazy how much has changed over the years.
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#124 |
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If that's a question than yes
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#125 |
Shit... Fuck! What the Hell?
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I have said you were beautiful countless amount of times
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#127 |
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Thanks my toonist did it for me last year
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#129 |
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LOL, I'm always around if you need anything design related icymelon.
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tits or GTFO!
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#131 |
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haha you guys rock
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All Your Design Needs
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Do a search
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I need a beer
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Call me big Daddy,fap fap
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Please dont fuck animals
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Since you didnt live up to your end of the deal, I take back post #103.
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How gorgeous I am
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Rap album? Explains a lot.
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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![]() You don't even have to rep me, just wanted you to know I think you're gorgeous.
That was Darren speaking and not D$.
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You're MORE beautifulER than a sunset in Jamaica
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gorgeous!
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man i need to find pics of you in your red lingerie on your hands and knees
its fap time!
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Living The Dream
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I wrote this song just for you:
O ZUZANA (sung to the tune of "Oh Susanna") O Zuzana, please give some reps to me. You live in Cara-linny with a banjo on your knee. O Zuzana, How pretty you must be! We've only seen your Avatar but we wanna fuck you silly O Zuzana, You give out rep points for free. You're talented, smart and funny How powerful you must be! O Zuzana, Please rep me out of pity, I'm a weird little green guy writing love songs anonymously O Zuzana, Please hear my rep points plea, I'm not a GFY ass-kisser, I actually think you're pretty ![]()
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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Your are super hawt
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Too lazy to set a custom title
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