I have a theory on why MEN have to EXPLAIN MOVIES to WOMEN - GoFuckYourself.com

CunningStunt · 10-24-2010, 09:34 PM

It's because women aren't capable of understanding complicated concepts, and the average IQ of a woman is lower than the average man's IQ.

Don't believe me? It's scientifically proven: http://blogs.chron.com/sciguy/archiv...men_are_s.html

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A study of 100,000 17- to 18-year-olds on the Scholastic Assessment Test published in the September 2006 issue of the journal Intelligence, has confirmed a surprising new finding-that men have a 4- to 5-point IQ advantage over women by adulthood.

Why do you think there are less than 10 women CEO's in the Fortune 500 list?

In summary, most women are thick.

Phrases to say to your girlfriend / wife when watching a movie:

"Shut the hell up I'll explain at the end"

"If you can't be quiet, leave"

"You're spoiling this movie for me, can't you phone a family member in the other room for 2:25 mins? (check movie running time on dvd box to make sure this figure is accurate)

Add yours...

PornMD · 10-24-2010, 10:30 PM

Sometimes I need women to explain movies to me. Like "What is it about (insert chick flick) that made you want to see it?", "Why did you like that piece of shit movie?", "Can you explain why you didn't just shoot me in the fucking head instead of making me watch this fucking trash?"...that sorta stuff. Those movies are very confusing to me and need explaining.

Tempest · 10-24-2010, 10:49 PM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

Why do you think there are less than 10 women CEO's in the Fortune 500 list?

Has nothing to do with them not being smart... They just have no interest in running companies or being the "boss"... Well.. that and that they have a hard time thinking logically a lot of the time...

heymatty · 10-25-2010, 12:04 AM

The main reason you have to explain movies to women is they are talking the whole time throughout the movie.

This is why if you watch a movie in the theatre you have 50% lower chance you will need to explain stuff. They know to mainly stay quiet.

Anyways the best fun is explaining the movie with a totally different plot / ending etc.

CunningStunt · 10-25-2010, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Tempest

Has nothing to do with them not being smart... They just have no interest in running companies or being the "boss"... Well.. that and that they have a hard time thinking logically a lot of the time...

Are you a woman?

When I used to work in an office setup, many of the Marketing and Finance Directors I came across (one quite literally, dirty bitch she was) were women. They just can't quite make the grade at the top echelon.

Plus, would you trust your business in the hands of a woman? Not your junk, your business? Not me.

Are there any big porn programs run by women? Not the little niche gothic type ones, big programs?

I think I need Lady Sonia's punishment techniques...

2MuchMark · 10-25-2010, 12:24 AM

It's not the IQ, its the content.

We LOVE Star Trek, Jackass, and Die Hard.

Women love "How to lose a guy in 10 days", "The Notebook", and "Sex in the City". We men either love to think, love to laugh, or love to shoot things. Girls love to cry.

The best way to satisfy both is like this. Throw on Jackass into the Blu Ray, put your feet up on the coffee table and yell out "Hey! Fix me a Sammich, Beeotch!". You'll laugh, she'll cry, all will be good.

CunningStunt · 10-25-2010, 03:26 AM

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Originally Posted by heymatty

Anyways the best fun is explaining the movie with a totally different plot / ending etc.

Quality.

That would probably work really well with:

Lost Highway

Memento

A Beautiful Mind

AmeliaG · 10-25-2010, 03:35 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

Are there any big porn programs run by women? Not the little niche gothic type ones, big programs?

I think I need Lady Sonia's punishment techniques...

Aw, thanks for thinking of me

loreen · 10-25-2010, 04:50 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

Plus, would you trust your business in the hands of a woman? Not your junk, your business? Not me.

Would you trust a woman raising your kid?
What's more important? Your business or your kid?

Just to emphasize that we initially had different roles in the society.
I don't think there's nothing more to it. You are different but not better and vice versa.

Machete_ · 10-25-2010, 04:55 AM

Women engage in magical thinking. Cause and effect are not real to them. That's why movies like Pretty Woman make sense to women. A rich guy picking a random street hooker and falling in love and making her rich seems plausible to them but men look at it and just go WTF!

candyflip · 10-25-2010, 04:55 AM

My dad's good friend is married to one of those 10 CEO's you mentioned.

CunningStunt · 10-25-2010, 05:13 AM

Candyflip, can't you go back to that wierd ass camp avatar with the powdered wig, that one looks like a ped0 who can suck his own cock, sorry, it's foul.

I like your program Amelia, niches / micro niches really sell. The more people that realise that, the richer they will be. I am going to try your program out next month, have some loose ends to tie off first.

Loreen - fair enough.

Back to the subject, I just watched Men who stare at Goats. I know it's the Cohen brothers and their usual wierd ass take on things, but can someone explain it to me?

The woman in the video shop told me nobody likes it - I did, the attempt to show the futility of war was not lost on me. It did look like the cast was taking the piss the whole time though.

In Bruges next up.

CaptainHowdy · 10-25-2010, 06:47 AM

Women (in plural) doesn't exist...

Sly · 10-25-2010, 06:52 AM

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Originally Posted by CunningStunt

Are there any big porn programs run by women? Not the little niche gothic type ones, big programs?

I think I need Lady Sonia's punishment techniques...

I bet 60% of Top Bucks is women.

I always get a kick out of watching a movie with someone, they are sitting next to you the whole time watching the same damn movie, and they constantly ask questions as if you had some crazy insight into the movie and were supposed to know more than they do about the movie.

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heymatty Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Scottsdale :) Posts: 2,188	The main reason you have to explain movies to women is they are talking the whole time throughout the movie. This is why if you watch a movie in the theatre you have 50% lower chance you will need to explain stuff. They know to mainly stay quiet. Anyways the best fun is explaining the movie with a totally different plot / ending etc. __________________ Cashlantis ~ Black Book Cash

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2MuchMark Videochat Solutions Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Canada Posts: 48,779	It's not the IQ, its the content. We LOVE Star Trek, Jackass, and Die Hard. Women love "How to lose a guy in 10 days", "The Notebook", and "Sex in the City". We men either love to think, love to laugh, or love to shoot things. Girls love to cry. The best way to satisfy both is like this. Throw on Jackass into the Blu Ray, put your feet up on the coffee table and yell out "Hey! Fix me a Sammich, Beeotch!". You'll laugh, she'll cry, all will be good. __________________ Custom Software \| Server Management \| Integration and Technology Solutions https://www.2much.net

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Machete_ WINNING! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 14,579	Women engage in magical thinking. Cause and effect are not real to them. That's why movies like Pretty Woman make sense to women. A rich guy picking a random street hooker and falling in love and making her rich seems plausible to them but men look at it and just go WTF!

10-25-2010, 05:13 AM	#12
CunningStunt Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Posts: 5,594	Candyflip, can't you go back to that wierd ass camp avatar with the powdered wig, that one looks like a ped0 who can suck his own cock, sorry, it's foul. I like your program Amelia, niches / micro niches really sell. The more people that realise that, the richer they will be. I am going to try your program out next month, have some loose ends to tie off first. Loreen - fair enough. Back to the subject, I just watched Men who stare at Goats. I know it's the Cohen brothers and their usual wierd ass take on things, but can someone explain it to me? The woman in the video shop told me nobody likes it - I did, the attempt to show the futility of war was not lost on me. It did look like the cast was taking the piss the whole time though. In Bruges next up.