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czarina · 11-13-2010, 06:48 AM

I mean, to do number 2.

Read? Bring in your laptop and check your stats? Daydream?

czarina · 11-13-2010, 06:49 AM

by the way, I read

Scott McD · 11-13-2010, 06:51 AM

I play "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire" on my fone.

I like to test my knowledge when i poo...

seeandsee · 11-13-2010, 07:03 AM

newspaper is nice tool :D

CaptainHowdy · 11-13-2010, 07:04 AM

I usually eat...

anexsia · 11-13-2010, 07:07 AM

I just read but if it's a really big dump then I will sit and enjoy it.

Slick · 11-13-2010, 07:08 AM

You know, I've never understood the concept of how people do other things while taking a crap. For me, when I have to go, I have to go. I sit down, do my duty, whipe, leave. I sure as hell wouldn't wanna sit on a hard toilet seat reading, when I could read on my comfy couch in the living room.

Maybe some people, it takes a good 5-10 minutes to squeeze it out and they need to fill in the time, ha ha.

Randy West · 11-13-2010, 07:12 AM

I usually read something... anything. If there are no books or magazines handy, I catch myself picking up shampoo, or toothpaste... something just so I can read

DamianJ · 11-13-2010, 07:13 AM

Jacking off whilst shitting is the obvious win.

Randy West · 11-13-2010, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by DamianJ

Jacking off whilst shitting is the obvious win.

Yes, the smell of human fecal matter for sure gets the blood flowing to my cock

wild johnny · 11-13-2010, 07:22 AM

If I can't pinch one off in a short amount of time I leave and come back later.

Here I sit all broken hearted had to poo and only farted. Laughing!!

Zester · 11-13-2010, 07:44 AM

I imagine who I wish I was shitting on

Antonio · 11-13-2010, 07:45 AM

I have a live band in my bathroom, so depending on my mood I ask them to play either La Cucaracha or Shostakovich's Symphony No. 7 over and over until I am done

marlboroack · 11-13-2010, 08:07 AM

I shit, wipe my ass then flush the john.

CDSmith · 11-13-2010, 08:10 AM

I bring my morning mail in there, open it and read it whilst copping a sit.

Finding a few affiliate checks amongst the bills and fliers always makes for an especially enjoyable dump.

AnimeFevers · 11-13-2010, 08:20 AM

usually just sit there and take a shit, but sometimes i'll be playing games on my ipod.

Agent 488 · 11-13-2010, 08:25 AM

play a quick round of darts.

BlackCrayon · 11-13-2010, 08:31 AM

if you have to sit on the toilet for such a long time that you need something to do you might want to look at changing your diet.

Scott McD · 11-13-2010, 08:34 AM

CamTraffic · 11-13-2010, 08:37 AM

i read xbizzzz

Oracle Porn · 11-13-2010, 08:47 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

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Originally Posted by CamTraffic

i read xbizzzz

I used to do that too when I got it.

CaptainHowdy · 11-13-2010, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Scott McD

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zeuse · 11-13-2010, 09:19 AM

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Originally Posted by czarina

I mean, to do number 2.

Read? Bring in your laptop and check your stats? Daydream?

You have a wierd fetish.

tiptop · 11-13-2010, 09:22 AM

reading this shit :D

Jason Voorhees · 11-13-2010, 09:25 AM

I usually spend my time trying to hold the pesky little kid down while I duker on his face.

StinkyPink · 11-13-2010, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick

You know, I've never understood the concept of how people do other things while taking a crap. For me, when I have to go, I have to go. I sit down, do my duty, whipe, leave. I sure as hell wouldn't wanna sit on a hard toilet seat reading, when I could read on my comfy couch in the living room.

Maybe some people, it takes a good 5-10 minutes to squeeze it out and they need to fill in the time, ha ha.

Same here, no need to be in there that long.

If for some reason I am in there a minute or two, I might pet the puppies.

Flynn · 11-13-2010, 09:29 AM

Read a book, check news on iPhone, work on laptop, strain, legs fall to sleep

brassmonkey · 11-13-2010, 09:30 AM

i catch mine and put it in the barrel. i can power my tv 8 hours on a week of turds. shit saved me some money literally.

http://www.heraldnet.com/article/201...1/taxonomylist

botfurom · 11-13-2010, 09:31 AM

I imagine someone so that it will go out!.

wild johnny · 11-13-2010, 09:31 AM

Laughing!!

PornstarXS · 11-13-2010, 09:59 AM

In university, we had a saying when we we had a buddy on their way to the can for number 2. A sort of blessing you can say. "Flush twice. It's a long way to Mr. Tasty's." [Mr Tasty's can be replaced with your nasty burger joint]

I'm usually out quick, either comes out like a Contra Spreader spreading out like motha-fucka or they sink thick like Baghdad torpedoes and i'm going to need Betsy-Sue the plunger to ruin that sum-bitch. Damn that sum-bitch to hell (or Mr. Tasty's)

Slick · 11-13-2010, 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

if you have to sit on the toilet for such a long time that you need something to do you might want to look at changing your diet.

ROFL, ha ha, good point

nakeddutch · 11-13-2010, 12:09 PM

What other to do but:
Shit - Shower - and Shave!

sandman! · 11-13-2010, 12:24 PM

i read the news on my phone.

notime · 11-13-2010, 12:33 PM

Read books.
Now reading "What would Google do"

Wilsy · 11-13-2010, 12:37 PM

No pic of the Bath tub woman yet i am amazed lol

Chosen · 11-13-2010, 12:45 PM

Nothing...

The Heron · 11-13-2010, 01:53 PM

Get a BJ

czarina · 11-13-2010, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Randy West

I usually read something... anything. If there are no books or magazines handy, I catch myself picking up shampoo, or toothpaste... something just so I can read

oh my gosh, I do exactly the same! I could recite my shampoo labels by now (I keep forgetting my book)

CurrentlySober · 11-13-2010, 01:59 PM

I tend to examine and dissect the poo from yesterday...

Machete_ · 11-13-2010, 02:09 PM

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Originally Posted by czarina

by the way, I read

You should see a therapist about that constipation.

I go in, drop a load, out in 2 minutes.

Machete_ · 11-13-2010, 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

if you have to sit on the toilet for such a long time that you need something to do you might want to look at changing your diet.

DWB · 11-13-2010, 02:19 PM

I either read or think. If it's thinking, it usually has something to do with why I'm taking a shit with no toilet paper to wipe my ass with.

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