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Old 10-26-2010, 08:46 AM   #1
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:stoned Man gets 40 cm penis tattooed on his back instead of a dragon...

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A 21-YEAR-OLD Bundamba man will front court after he allegedly tattooed an unwanted lewd image and slogan on his mate?s back.

Police allege the man, who was not a professional tattooist, talked his friend into having the tattoo while the friend was visiting him at home.

After the 25-year-old victim got home, he was horrified to discover the tattoo was far from what he expected.

Instead of a Yin and Yang symbol with some dragons, the tattoo featured a 40cm-long image of a penis and a slogan implying he was gay. He contacted police and they charged the 21-year-old Bundamba man with assault occasioning bodily harm....
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:48 AM   #2
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this topic is worthless without the picture.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:49 AM   #3
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tried to find it, there is none
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:49 AM   #4
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It'll be cool if his mate gets one year in jail for each cm of cock.
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:50 AM   #5
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Old 10-26-2010, 08:52 AM   #6
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:01 AM   #7
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:05 AM   #8
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:08 AM   #9
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Old 10-26-2010, 09:08 AM   #10
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I would not call that a Mate. I would call that an ass.
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:04 AM   #11
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I would not call that a Mate. I would call that an ass.
Exactly. Always trust your friends, just dont trust arseholes
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:21 AM   #12
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:37 AM   #13
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I would have kicked his ass and tattooed 3 dicks on his face... 1 on his forehead and one of each cheek.
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Old 10-26-2010, 10:52 AM   #14
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i guess that beats drawing dicks with a sharpie on a friend's forehead while he's passed out
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:09 AM   #15
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This is really TOO MUCH good to hear
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:11 AM   #16
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:33 AM   #17
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no pics it didn't happen!!
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:47 AM   #18
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Funny and tragic, maybe the guy had it coming, who knows.
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Old 10-26-2010, 11:59 AM   #19
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Old 10-26-2010, 12:08 PM   #20
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Old 10-26-2010, 12:15 PM   #21
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Old 10-26-2010, 12:31 PM   #22
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Old 10-26-2010, 12:34 PM   #23
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Depending on the angle, you put some teeth on the dick, add some wings -- you have a dragon.
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Old 10-26-2010, 12:35 PM   #24
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Old 10-26-2010, 12:37 PM   #25
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Remember that dumb slut who got about 15 stars on her face and then claimed she fell asleep and tried to sue the tattooist that did it...
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Old 10-26-2010, 12:46 PM   #27
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Remember that dumb slut who got about 15 stars on her face and then claimed she fell asleep and tried to sue the tattooist that did it...

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage...-she-lied.html
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Old 10-26-2010, 01:17 PM   #28
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Old 10-26-2010, 01:24 PM   #29
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Old 10-26-2010, 02:56 PM   #30
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Not sure I would of sued him. A lynching would of been the better choice...
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penis or butterfly, it doesnt matter its still tattoo on his back
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That would suck, but I know someone who would be buying me a sick cover-up.
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what the hell could've this guy been on to think that would ever be a good idea?
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I often see very strange tattoos. I wonder how many tattoos are results of cruel practical jokes or tattoos that were made against the will of the customer. A gay penis tattoo instead of a dragon tattoo seems very insulting.

In one of the cases, I saw photographs of a fan of Yeah Yeah Yeahs music band getting a Gold Lion tattoo.
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