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TurboAngel · 10-30-2010, 05:18 AM

I had someone steal my antibiotics, they must have not been able to read and thought they were pain pills. I had to call the Dr then next day for more.

Slutboat · 10-30-2010, 05:22 AM

tiger · 10-30-2010, 05:49 AM

A shower head.

Serge Litehead · 10-30-2010, 05:58 AM

Acura TL xenon headlight system x3 times within 1.5 years time frame. it was very disturbing. i'd say that's Brooklyn to ya, but i know for a fact it was happening in many other places around 2001-02. after it happened third time annual insurance got bumped to half a cost of brand new Acura TL. don't recommend anyone driving around at nights without headlights

Jon Oso · 10-30-2010, 11:37 AM

Someone smashed my car window to steal a leather attache case I got from office max for like 15 bucks. It was full of empty dancer paperwork.

Herb Kornfield · 10-30-2010, 11:57 AM

in 1995 someone smashed the window of my 1990 Ford Thunderbird to steal my HS graduation tassel that hung around the rear view mirror ...

Never understood why a $3 graduation tassel ...but, there must be a market for it somewhere.

captain.g · 10-30-2010, 12:08 PM

My HS yearbook.

TheAmericanCannibal · 10-30-2010, 12:12 PM

My ex Ria Lynn

Why anyone would have wanted that drama queen is still beyond my comprehension.

Better yet, me being bummed at the time is still beyond my comprehension

Then again, u don't lose your girl, u lose your turn.

Jay Allan u should pay attention to this, your turn should be over soon

hahahahaha

marcop · 10-30-2010, 04:01 PM

I was a computer consultant and had a rhyming dictionary as I used to like to write poetry, particularly limericks and sonnets, when I wasn't busy (I'm not making this up). I went to work at the Port of Los Angeles for a while (which is civil service), and someone stole my rhyming dictionary within a month of me starting there. The woman I worked for put out an email to everyone, asking for it back, but it was never returned.

RAM · 10-30-2010, 04:42 PM

well last time I saw you I managed to get into your Room and Stole a pair of your Panties... I was braging about it and next thing I know.... there GONE........ CRAP

Dvae · 10-30-2010, 05:33 PM

JenniDahling · 10-31-2010, 08:48 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

My heart.

You consider your heart weird?

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Originally Posted by Caligari

In the butt?

Oops sorry, that was meant for the question "Where's the strangest place you ever had sex?"

;)

long week

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Someone once broke into my house and stole my alarm system.

No shit.

That's crazy!

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

washer & dryer.

had my harley stolen but the po po recovered it- undamaged! yessssssssssssssssssss

Yes Indeedy!!!

rogueteens · 10-31-2010, 09:43 AM

The windscreen from my old T1 VW beetle. i don't know why they bothered as i got a replacement from a scrapyard for £5. Why go to the bother of cutting out and running off with a windscreen when its only worth a fiver. Wish i'd caught them though!

They didnt bother with the stereo, another boxed stereo on the back seat or my mobile phone in the glovebox.

Babaganoosh · 10-31-2010, 09:49 AM

We couldn't find the lawn sprinkler a couple of weeks ago. The last time we saw it was in the front yard. We looked back on the security camera footage (we keep 10 days of history) and saw some black guy pull up at the stop sign, get out and steal the fucking sprinkler.

We've also had people dig up the little bushes we have planted on either side of the sidewalk leading up to the front door. They've stolen furniture off the porch too.

When I was in college I had two boxes of cake mix stolen out of my apartment.

Pornopat · 10-31-2010, 09:56 AM

I dont remember anybody stealing something from me but a friend of mine once stole a small buddha statue parked in front of an Asian Restaurant.
He did it because he thought the price for dinner was pure robbery and wanted to get them back.

seanchai · 10-31-2010, 09:57 AM

A pair of sheepskin slippers ... by a tranny model whose feet were bigger than mine.

tony286 · 10-31-2010, 10:04 AM

A dirty gas grill

AaronM · 10-31-2010, 10:08 AM

Models steal shit all the time.

I've probably had $500+ worth of sex toys stolen over the years. Models seem to prefer the Doc Johnson Pocket Rockets as those get stolen more than any other.

I had one model steal a collectible bottle of Jack Daniels from one of my display cabinets.

2 coffee grinders, a hair straightener, a pound of fresh sliced deli turkey, outfits and underwear, prop jewelery, and a Hickory Farms Beef Stick, shampoo, q-tips, hair accessories, douche, and one model tried stealing a camera from me but got caught on her way out the door.

I'm sure there is a lot more I'm forgetting.

Nicky · 10-31-2010, 10:10 AM

Last night when I was at a pre-party for a halloween party the friend I was at had a nice cream-cake he bought but there was going to be food at the main party so we decided to get medeival on It at the afterparty. When we get back at around 3am to afterparty we open the fridage and the cake is gone.

Everyone at the pre-party left at the same time and went back at the same time as we walked and were only 7 people. Now how the fuck did that happen? lol

goodgirl · 10-31-2010, 10:25 AM

A mini skirt off me while I was sleeping when I was 14.

I had spent the summer visiting my aunt and cousins in Ft. Lauderdale. One of my cousins gave me a bunch of cloths she grew out of. When I came back to Indiana I went to the beach with a few cousins, they couldn't stop talking about how much they liked the skirt and wanted it. I wouldn't give it up but someone took it while I was sleeping.

bignasty · 10-31-2010, 10:25 AM

Someone stole a burn barrel out of my yard one time. Thing is, there are places around that will just about pay you to take them and they stole mine. I wasn't really pissed that they took it, but that they dumped the ashes in my yard.

Roald · 10-31-2010, 10:32 AM

A monkey stole my ibuprofen in Borneo once.

True story.

Slappin Fish · 10-31-2010, 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

A monkey stole my ibuprofen in Borneo once.

True story.

Monkeys are master thieves, sunglasses, wallets, ibuprofen...you name it, fuckers stole my Sprite right out of my hand just the other day.

Nicky · 10-31-2010, 10:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Roald

A monkey stole my ibuprofen in Borneo once.

True story.

Maybe he had an headache?

datatank · 10-31-2010, 12:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Another time I had parked my big Jimmy 3+3 one ton at a Perkins early on a Sunday morning to have breakfast with some of the local farmers. Left the keys locked in the truck, so some moron broke the wing window, stole my leather jacket (Patched, mind you with colors!), my primary chain belt, stole the keys, the change in the ashtray and left the truck where it was parked.

About three weeks later I get a call from the bartender in a joint over in the next town who tells me that there is some biker wannabe drinking there wearing a jacket that looks a whole lot like mine. I tell the bartender to keep him drinking 'cause we are on the way. When we got there, sure as Hell, it was my jacket and by the time we were finished with the little chat we had with the guy, I had my jacket back, my belt back, all the money that he had on him, which was a bit more than it cost to repair the truck and the keys and title to his motorcycle.

And tipped the bartender a whole lot!

I chose to not prosecute him and gave the motorcycle to my nephew. The guy had to have a few stitches I think but didn't get any broken bones. By the way, do you know why they make pool cues thick at the bottom?

This happened about two weeks after my forced transfer from active duty to the Radioactive Reserve and I was in a really bad mood.

What was it "patched" with?
Why on earth would a guy think he could get away with wearing it .

datatank · 10-31-2010, 12:10 PM

opps
......

JenniDahling · 10-31-2010, 01:51 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

ADG

Thanks for gracing my thread with an appropriate pic. I love when you do that! (Sorry to hear about the guitar)

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Originally Posted by Sharky

You forgot the best part of the story - Morten and I caught him in the act! I stopped him as he tried to drunkenly ride away on his bike! We called the cops, as they arrived 4 cops tackled him. They asked me if I laid a beat down on him (he was bloody from running the bike into a tree a few times). When I said no they told me i should have beat his ass and posted it on Youtube. Robbery is evidently a green light for an ass-whooping.

Good times!

Yeah, you guys should have gotten "physical" on his ass

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Originally Posted by Slutboat

Got some really good random things in this thread! Keep em coming!

PornMD · 10-31-2010, 01:57 PM

Magic the Gathering cards. Sounds minor enough, but was about $1,000 or so worth of cards and was when I was 14, so sucked ass.

Major (Tom) · 10-31-2010, 02:06 PM

When dealing with whores, many things get stolen. I'll list the most bizarre/silly things ever stolen.
1. A dress we bought at a garage sale for a studio prop. It was like 50 cents.
2. You can never leave douche around. It will get lifted.
3. Brushes/combs.
4. Dildos
5. Blow dryers
6. A pack of bubba burgers.
7. Rolls of Toilet paper
8. Towels
Ds

Major (Tom) · 10-31-2010, 02:12 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM

Models steal shit all the time.

I've probably had $500+ worth of sex toys stolen over the years. Models seem to prefer the Doc Johnson Pocket Rockets as those get stolen more than any other.

I had one model steal a collectible bottle of Jack Daniels from one of my display cabinets.

2 coffee grinders, a hair straightener, a pound of fresh sliced deli turkey, outfits and underwear, prop jewelery, and a Hickory Farms Beef Stick, shampoo, q-tips, hair accessories, douche, and one model tried stealing a camera from me but got caught on her way out the door.

I'm sure there is a lot more I'm forgetting.

Wow man, I read yours just after posting mine. It seems the whores love those items. It makes you wonder.
Ds

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Serge Litehead Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Behind the scenes Posts: 5,190	Acura TL xenon headlight system x3 times within 1.5 years time frame. it was very disturbing. i'd say that's Brooklyn to ya, but i know for a fact it was happening in many other places around 2001-02. after it happened third time annual insurance got bumped to half a cost of brand new Acura TL. don't recommend anyone driving around at nights without headlights __________________ SilverCrocodile.com Adult web design since '05

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Herb Kornfield Is on the 1 Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Philly Burbs Posts: 4,996	in 1995 someone smashed the window of my 1990 Ford Thunderbird to steal my HS graduation tassel that hung around the rear view mirror ... Never understood why a $3 graduation tassel ...but, there must be a market for it somewhere.

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TheAmericanCannibal Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 3,085	My ex Ria Lynn Why anyone would have wanted that drama queen is still beyond my comprehension. Better yet, me being bummed at the time is still beyond my comprehension Then again, u don't lose your girl, u lose your turn. Jay Allan u should pay attention to this, your turn should be over soon hahahahaha

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marcop Content Producer Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2005 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 4,143	I was a computer consultant and had a rhyming dictionary as I used to like to write poetry, particularly limericks and sonnets, when I wasn't busy (I'm not making this up). I went to work at the Port of Los Angeles for a while (which is civil service), and someone stole my rhyming dictionary within a month of me starting there. The woman I worked for put out an email to everyone, asking for it back, but it was never returned.

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rogueteens So fucking bland Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: England Posts: 8,005	The windscreen from my old T1 VW beetle. i don't know why they bothered as i got a replacement from a scrapyard for £5. Why go to the bother of cutting out and running off with a windscreen when its only worth a fiver. Wish i'd caught them though! They didnt bother with the stereo, another boxed stereo on the back seat or my mobile phone in the glovebox. __________________ Free traffic and backlinks from one of the fastest growing adult pinsites on the net - SAUCY PICTURES! Easily my best performing webcam sponsor - CLICK HERE!!

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AaronM Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: ┌∩┐ ◣_◢ ┌∩┐ Posts: 46,909	Models steal shit all the time. I've probably had $500+ worth of sex toys stolen over the years. Models seem to prefer the Doc Johnson Pocket Rockets as those get stolen more than any other. I had one model steal a collectible bottle of Jack Daniels from one of my display cabinets. 2 coffee grinders, a hair straightener, a pound of fresh sliced deli turkey, outfits and underwear, prop jewelery, and a Hickory Farms Beef Stick, shampoo, q-tips, hair accessories, douche, and one model tried stealing a camera from me but got caught on her way out the door. I'm sure there is a lot more I'm forgetting.

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Nicky Judge Jury and Executioner Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: Sweden Posts: 30,069	Last night when I was at a pre-party for a halloween party the friend I was at had a nice cream-cake he bought but there was going to be food at the main party so we decided to get medeival on It at the afterparty. When we get back at around 3am to afterparty we open the fridage and the cake is gone. Everyone at the pre-party left at the same time and went back at the same time as we walked and were only 7 people. Now how the fuck did that happen? lol __________________ gfynicky @ gmail.com

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goodgirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Behind the monitor since 1988 Posts: 1,679	A mini skirt off me while I was sleeping when I was 14. I had spent the summer visiting my aunt and cousins in Ft. Lauderdale. One of my cousins gave me a bunch of cloths she grew out of. When I came back to Indiana I went to the beach with a few cousins, they couldn't stop talking about how much they liked the skirt and wanted it. I wouldn't give it up but someone took it while I was sleeping. __________________ Got Web Host providing Website Hosting since 2002.

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Major (Tom) Noticing Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Null Posts: 29,877	When dealing with whores, many things get stolen. I'll list the most bizarre/silly things ever stolen. 1. A dress we bought at a garage sale for a studio prop. It was like 50 cents. 2. You can never leave douche around. It will get lifted. 3. Brushes/combs. 4. Dildos 5. Blow dryers 6. A pack of bubba burgers. 7. Rolls of Toilet paper 8. Towels Ds __________________ My mother said, to get things done You'd better not mess with Major Tom