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Join Date: Jul 2005
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Some women are not very bright some nights
There's this lady I use to see all of the time back in the day.. lives about an hour away now.... She is adorable, but doesn't think all of the time when she's stoned.... I told her I'm going to NY and
so will i see you b4 you go bye bye to ms face ME: I would hope so ME: Got to give you some seed before I go ---: what you mean by seed ME: What do you think ME: It goes in the belly ---: oh a baby ME: No no ME: I didn't mean that, silly! ---: how can you do that if you dont fuck ME: In your mouth in your stomach ---: oh ok ---: sry ---: well i thought that but ---: im fixed anyway ME: I know you are, woman ---: i love it when you call me woman ---: ooooooooooohhhhhh baby im in need of a fred fix ME: I know --- is typing... ---: i will always have a place for you in my heart sweety |
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Really I don't have any idea what the fuck you're talking about either...
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A seed that was planted some time ago can create a plant.
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Please dont fuck animals
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I'd like to plant something in your fucking head.
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Well, some times a bird eats a seed, shits the seed out of its ass onto the ground while the bird is flying, and some great ten thousand year old oak trees were born after falling out of a flying birds asshole.
Now, With this information, it's easily determined that a bird should shit on your head every time you press "Submit Reply" or type "Alt+s". ![]() |
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