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Old 11-01-2010, 08:27 PM   #1
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Some women are not very bright some nights

There's this lady I use to see all of the time back in the day.. lives about an hour away now.... She is adorable, but doesn't think all of the time when she's stoned.... I told her I'm going to NY and


so will i see you b4 you go bye bye to ms face
ME: I would hope so
ME: Got to give you some seed before I go
---: what you mean by seed
ME: What do you think
ME: It goes in the belly
---: oh a baby
ME: No no
ME: I didn't mean that, silly!
---: how can you do that if you dont fuck
ME: In your mouth in your stomach
---: oh ok
---: sry
---: well i thought that but
---: im fixed anyway
ME: I know you are, woman
---: i love it when you call me woman
---: ooooooooooohhhhhh baby im in need of a fred fix
ME: I know
--- is typing...
---: i will always have a place for you in my heart sweety
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:36 PM   #2
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Really I don't have any idea what the fuck you're talking about either...
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:38 PM   #3
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Really I don't have any idea what the fuck you're talking about either...
Fine, and I see that you can still spell you're, but SHE should have!!!
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Old 11-01-2010, 08:40 PM   #4
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A seed that was planted some time ago can create a plant.
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:03 PM   #5
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A seed that was planted some time ago can create a plant.
I'd like to plant something in your fucking head.
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Old 11-01-2010, 09:12 PM   #6
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A seed that was planted some time ago can create a plant.
Well, some times a bird eats a seed, shits the seed out of its ass onto the ground while the bird is flying, and some great ten thousand year old oak trees were born after falling out of a flying birds asshole.

Now,
With this information, it's easily determined that a bird should shit on your head every time you press "Submit Reply" or type "Alt+s".
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