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Blackamooka · 11-06-2010, 01:51 PM

I'm wanting to go bow hunting and looking for tips and advice. Also if you know any good resources to check out (online or otherwise), please let me know. I live in the Rockies, so will most likely be hunting deer or elk.

Amputate Your Head · 11-06-2010, 01:58 PM

i only hunt humans, does that count?

CyberHustler · 11-06-2010, 02:00 PM

I hunt with a bar of soap in a sock...

Edit, I've also hunted with a wire hanger, true story.

Blackamooka · 11-06-2010, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

i only hunt humans, does that count?

I'm trying to learn about something I don't already know, but thanks.

amateurbfs · 11-06-2010, 02:03 PM

Go to an archery shop and shoot, find something you like and can afford. I still use the first bow I got, nothing special, my dad picked up this Matthews a couple years ago the thing is like a rocket launcher compared to mine.. some crazy technology and a lot of unnecessary bells and whistles as well and practice all the fucking time.

papill0n · 11-06-2010, 02:06 PM

what sort of a fucking pussy needs to hunt shit

hopefully you will impale yourself

Amputate Your Head · 11-06-2010, 02:08 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

what sort of a fucking pussy needs to hunt shit

hopefully you will impale yourself

the Road Warrior in your avatar was a hunter.

Blackamooka · 11-06-2010, 02:11 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

what sort of a fucking pussy needs to hunt shit

hopefully you will impale yourself

You wouldn't be alive today if the "pussies" you call ancestors didn't know how to hunt.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-06-2010, 02:29 PM

Best bet is getting down to your local shop and hooking up with a local archery club who can step you through things.I've hunted with a bow, i can shoot well enough, I still don't know jack shit about it. I'd rather use a rifle still.

Quagmire · 11-06-2010, 02:37 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

what sort of a fucking pussy needs to hunt shit

hopefully you will impale yourself

You're such a fucking retard that I am shocked that you're able to string more than three words together without foaming at the mouth and going in to convulsions.

I have a horse farm with many expensive horses on it. I hunt the coyotes and random wolves that pester my livestock. Come over and hang out with the coyotes. I will gladly put a bolt between your eyes.

fatfoo · 11-06-2010, 02:40 PM

Hunt animals with bow and arrow. Make sure the arrowhead is heavy and sharp. Otherwise, it will not pierce skin and bone.

papill0n · 11-06-2010, 02:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Quagmire

You're such a fucking retard that I am shocked that you're able to string more than three words together without foaming at the mouth and going in to convulsions.

I have a horse farm with many expensive horses on it. I hunt the coyotes and random wolves that pester my livestock. Come over and hang out with the coyotes. I will gladly put a bolt between your eyes.

if your horses are so expensive keep them in a fucking barn at night

Amputate Your Head · 11-06-2010, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

if your horses are so expensive keep them in a fucking barn at night

the point is, we as humans rely on hunting to survive.

to deny that is to deny your very existence.

Randy West · 11-06-2010, 02:46 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

if your horses are so expensive keep them in a fucking barn at night

Coyotes, much like yourself, will eventually find their ways into places where they are not wanted and must be dealt with accordingly. (ie: a horse barn, a website called GFY, etc...).

Quagmire · 11-06-2010, 02:48 PM

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Originally Posted by papill0n

if your horses are so expensive keep them in a fucking barn at night

So I take it you're a vegan then? The lack of protein would explain the complete lack of higher mental function.

LeRoy · 11-06-2010, 02:52 PM

Growing up with hunters in the family. So of course I hunted. I had a compound bow as a youngster. Killed a goat and it was fucking gnarley! With a bow it took a lot longer because the thing didnt die. Long story short.. 8 more arrows and a few miles later. Dragging it back to the main road was a bitch. I was only 10 and it was fucking heavy. Skinning and dressing was a task too. Blood and guys everywhere. I had help but it was hardcore.

All the meat was eaten and I still have the head mounted and hanging @ my uncles.

TeenCat · 11-06-2010, 02:53 PM

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Quagmire · 11-06-2010, 02:58 PM

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Originally Posted by LeRoy

Growing up with hunters in the family. So of course I hunted. I had a compound bow as a youngster. Killed a goat and it was fucking gnarley! With a bow it took a lot longer because the thing didnt die. Long story short.. 8 more arrows and a few miles later. Dragging it back to the main road was a bitch. I was only 10 and it was fucking heavy. Skinning and dressing was a task too. Blood and guys everywhere. I had help but it was hardcore.

All the meat was eaten and I still have the head mounted and hanging @ my uncles.

Gasp! You mean you killed it AND dressed it? That is something that should be left to the professionals behind the deli counter and at the processing plants!

Hunting is just absolutely awful!

topsiteking · 11-07-2010, 01:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackamooka

I'm wanting to go bow hunting and looking for tips and advice. Also if you know any good resources to check out (online or otherwise), please let me know. I live in the Rockies, so will most likely be hunting deer or elk.

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurbfs

Go to an archery shop and shoot, find something you like and can afford. I still use the first bow I got, nothing special, my dad picked up this Matthews a couple years ago the thing is like a rocket launcher compared to mine.. some crazy technology and a lot of unnecessary bells and whistles as well and practice all the fucking time.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Quagmire

You're such a fucking retard that I am shocked that you're able to string more than three words together without foaming at the mouth and going in to convulsions.

I have a horse farm with many expensive horses on it. I hunt the coyotes and random wolves that pester my livestock. Come over and hang out with the coyotes. I will gladly put a bolt between your eyes.

Quote:

Originally Posted by LeRoy

Growing up with hunters in the family. So of course I hunted. I had a compound bow as a youngster. Killed a goat and it was fucking gnarley! With a bow it took a lot longer because the thing didnt die. Long story short.. 8 more arrows and a few miles later. Dragging it back to the main road was a bitch. I was only 10 and it was fucking heavy. Skinning and dressing was a task too. Blood and guys everywhere. I had help but it was hardcore.

All the meat was eaten and I still have the head mounted and hanging @ my uncles.

Everyone above has a small cock.

...This is all.

Quagmire · 11-07-2010, 06:28 AM

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Originally Posted by topsiteking

Everyone above has a small cock.

...This is all.

For protecting my livestock?

Nothing would make me happier than to hear someone broke in to your house and gang raped your family. The cutting out of tongues or dismemberment would just be icing on the cake, but not a deal-breaker.

theking · 11-07-2010, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Blackamooka

I'm wanting to go bow hunting and looking for tips and advice. Also if you know any good resources to check out (online or otherwise), please let me know. I live in the Rockies, so will most likely be hunting deer or elk.

I have done some bow hunting...but I gave up hunting by any method some years ago. I grew tired of killing defenseless animals and now prefer to see them alive in their natural habitats. I go into the wilderness frequently and at times spend a week or two camping out. I do go armed and it has proven to be a good thing that I do...but thus far I have not had to kill a predator...a couple of warning shots with my .357 mag has scared them away.

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amateurbfs Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2010 Posts: 1,316	Go to an archery shop and shoot, find something you like and can afford. I still use the first bow I got, nothing special, my dad picked up this Matthews a couple years ago the thing is like a rocket launcher compared to mine.. some crazy technology and a lot of unnecessary bells and whistles as well and practice all the fucking time. __________________

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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	Best bet is getting down to your local shop and hooking up with a local archery club who can step you through things.I've hunted with a bow, i can shoot well enough, I still don't know jack shit about it. I'd rather use a rifle still.

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LeRoy Porn Pusher Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: It's a dry heat Posts: 13,337	Growing up with hunters in the family. So of course I hunted. I had a compound bow as a youngster. Killed a goat and it was fucking gnarley! With a bow it took a lot longer because the thing didnt die. Long story short.. 8 more arrows and a few miles later. Dragging it back to the main road was a bitch. I was only 10 and it was fucking heavy. Skinning and dressing was a task too. Blood and guys everywhere. I had help but it was hardcore. All the meat was eaten and I still have the head mounted and hanging @ my uncles. __________________ JAPANESE CAMS AND CONTENT SITES Skype - leroy.rowland2

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