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troncarver · 11-19-2010, 02:47 PM

I can turn left better then you can you fuckin bitch

96ukssob · 11-19-2010, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by troncarver

I can turn left better then you can you fuckin bitch

ooooooooooooooooook

cykoe6 · 11-19-2010, 03:09 PM

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Originally Posted by troncarver

I can turn left better then you can you fuckin bitch

Sure you can.

CaptainHowdy · 11-19-2010, 03:16 PM

I'd fuck her too, dunno how, but I would try...

SallyRand · 11-19-2010, 03:23 PM

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Originally Posted by troncarver

I can turn left better then you can you fuckin bitch

Any time you want to try out for IRL or NASCAR, you just let us know so we can all go watch you crash and burn after you hit about 90 MPH!

mrjoint · 11-19-2010, 03:41 PM

I would like her to clean my exhaust pipes , bitch is feisty I like her

wild johnny · 11-19-2010, 03:45 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

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Originally Posted by troncarver

I can turn left better then you can you fuckin bitch

Yea but can you look this good while doing it?.. Laughing!!

BruceM · 11-19-2010, 03:48 PM

I almost wish I had Peyronie's disease so I could turn my cock left into Danica

Cyber Fucker · 11-19-2010, 04:03 PM

She's smoking hot.

AmeliaG · 11-19-2010, 04:15 PM

Did nobody here, except the OP, watch South Park?

PornMD · 11-19-2010, 04:17 PM

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Did nobody here, except the OP, watch South Park?

Apparently just us.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-19-2010, 04:23 PM

Apparently SillyRant missed it...

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South Park‘s newest season kicked off last night by revealing Cartman’s hidden dream of being a NASCAR driver, but alas, as Cartman saw it, he didn’t have the characteristics to become a successful driver. Poor Cartman, share a cry for him. As Kyle and Stan began to offer a helping hand they slowly realized what Cartman had meant. It wasn’t the fact that he is fat, racist and a terrible kid; rather, it was because he wasn’t poor and stupid enough to ever be a part of it…and we’re off, as South Park takes on NASCAR and a few more other things…

Naturally, in any scheme Cartman concocts, he enlists the help of poor naive Butters who is so easily manipulated into doing anything Cartman says. Butters promptly uses all of Cartman’s wealth, around $57, to help out those less fortunate than him; namely, the poor stupid fans of NASCAR, and helps Cartman drink about a gallon of Vagisil since it supposedly creates memory loss and will make Cartman stupid.

Despite growing three sparkly clean vaginas inside his stomach, Cartman crashes the race car he and Butters hijack during a NASCAR race and crash it into a nearby lake. Hilarious right? No, not really, and it didn’t get too much better than that.

Soon Cartman’s hijinx catches the eye of Vagisil and suddenly he has a sponsor and a new car! A sponsor who created Vagisil because his wife Patty apparently has a stinky cooter that would clear the room wherever she went like Timon from The Lion King, except he farted and didn’t have a stinky twat.

Things started to pick up a little at this point as Cartman and Butters videotape themselves acting really ‘poor’ and ‘stupid’, which naturally entails raging on Obama while acting drunk and inebriated and speaking in a southern twang. Still not too many laughs, but certainly one of the bright spots.

Eventually Cartman takes his show to the track for one final race after ripping on Danica Patrick and all other NASCAR drivers, and does produce some laughs as he proceeds to destroy everything around him, and gives a big Fuck You Danica Patrick in a hilarious way.

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PornMD · 11-19-2010, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by AsianDivaGirlsWebDude

Apparently SillyRant missed it...

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Wow, even what you quoted was wrong - it was the midway point of their newest season, not the 1st episode of it. Crazy though that it's now through 14 complete seasons and still going.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-19-2010, 04:56 PM

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Wow, even what you quoted was wrong - it was the midway point of their newest season, not the 1st episode of it. Crazy though that it's now through 14 complete seasons and still going.

Oops! You're right - Episode 8...

I saw it, but pulled the review from the net.

I feel so stupid - just call me Sally...

The same episode, Poor and Stupid, will air this Saturday on Comedy Central.

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GrouchyAdmin · 11-19-2010, 04:58 PM

She's hot, she has a filthy mouth, and she blames her shortcoming on those who work for her.

In other words, she was made for adult.

Vendzilla · 11-19-2010, 05:31 PM

I want to do that Nascar Experience where you drive a car and see how well I can do

GrouchyAdmin · 11-19-2010, 05:34 PM

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I want to do that Nascar Experience where you drive a car and see how well I can do

Brodies in the wal-mart parking lot, then?

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-19-2010, 05:34 PM

Ricky Bobby is my hero...

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Django · 11-19-2010, 07:00 PM

I'd Fuck YOU Danica Patrick!

DBS.US · 11-19-2010, 07:04 PM

DateDoc · 11-19-2010, 07:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

I'll take the car you can have her!

icymelon · 11-19-2010, 07:41 PM

this makes no sense who is danica and why did i read this thread?

Wagerboy · 11-19-2010, 07:48 PM

Shes ugly. If she wasnt a half ass driver, no one would notice her but the trailer parks. Actually, thats prolly 98% of her fan base.

DBS.US · 11-19-2010, 07:54 PM

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Originally Posted by icymelon

this makes no sense who is danica and why did i read this thread?

She is an X pornstar turned race car driver

SallyRand · 11-19-2010, 08:03 PM

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Originally Posted by wagerboy

shes ugly. If she wasnt a half ass driver, no one would notice her but the trailer parks. Actually, thats prolly 98% of her fan base.

Pardon me but fuck you!

And...................................

GFY!

SallyRand · 11-19-2010, 08:05 PM

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Originally Posted by icymelon

this makes no sense who is danica and why did i read this thread?

If you don't know who Danica Patrick is then there is nothing that I can do to help you and you should end your pathetic life in the most painless manner possible.

SallyRand · 11-19-2010, 08:07 PM

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Originally Posted by DateDoc

I'll take the car you can have her!

I'l take her.

And the car.

The car is a Shelby 428 Cobra.

SallyRand · 11-19-2010, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by DateDoc

I'll take the car you can have her!

Both please.

Hot chick, hot car.

Wagerboy · 11-19-2010, 08:09 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Pardon me but fuck you!

And...................................

GFY!

Enjoy your pimp trailer cunt. Does a "c corp" protect you from meth lab explosions? Just asking..

DateDoc · 11-19-2010, 08:17 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

I'l take her.

And the car.

The car is a Shelby 428 Cobra.

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Both please.

Hot chick, hot car.

No, I get the car and I know what it is. Just trying to decide if it is a replica or the real thing.

harvey · 11-19-2010, 08:19 PM

"I'm not an ambi-turner. It's a problem I've had since I was baby. ... I can't turn left."

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-19-2010, 08:35 PM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

If you don't know who Danica Patrick is then there is nothing that I can do to help you and you should end your pathetic life in the most painless manner possible.

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

I'l take her.

And the car.

The car is a Shelby 428 Cobra.

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Both please.

Hot chick, hot car.

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Pardon me but fuck you!

And...................................

GFY!

SillyRant is at it again, being Mr Congeniality...and in the process, a total idiot.

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V_RocKs · 11-19-2010, 08:50 PM

I'd hit it,2'x!

botfurom · 11-19-2010, 08:55 PM

We're the same name.

Chosen · 11-19-2010, 08:57 PM

She's Hot

justinsain · 11-19-2010, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I want to do that Nascar Experience where you drive a car and see how well I can do

I did the ride along at Daytona and it was super fun. Hit around 160 mph on the high banks.

Next up is the driving experience and I'm thinking of doing it at the Homestead Track which is where they are racing this weekend.

poncabare · 11-19-2010, 10:20 PM

hoes can't drive

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-19-2010, 10:31 PM

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Originally Posted by justinsain

I did the ride along at Daytona and it was super fun. Hit around 160 mph on the high banks.

Next up is the driving experience and I'm thinking of doing it at the Homestead Track which is where they are racing this weekend.

Get some pix!

I always enjoy your car racing photos (some of JustinSain's handiwork over the years)...

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icymelon · 11-20-2010, 02:25 AM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

If you don't know who Danica Patrick is then there is nothing that I can do to help you and you should end your pathetic life in the most painless manner possible.

nice one

marlboroack · 11-20-2010, 02:32 AM

I don't know why i laughed as hard as i did

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-20-2010, 02:38 AM

Danica Patrick: Making last place sexy again!

spazlabz · 11-20-2010, 07:52 AM

she is hot as hell and can drive an Indy car well but nationwide series does not seem to be her bag at all. I like her but she'd be a joke at Sprint Cup

seeandsee · 11-20-2010, 08:27 AM

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Originally Posted by SallyRand

Any time you want to try out for IRL or NASCAR, you just let us know so we can all go watch you crash and burn after you hit about 90 MPH!

she is one sexy bitch

troncarver · 11-20-2010, 09:24 AM

Sally rand you fuckin done pissed me offs k .. That fuckin pisses me off... Obama is fucking gay

ottopottomouse · 11-20-2010, 02:04 PM

She could empty my bollocks if she asked nicely.

Fat Panda · 11-20-2010, 03:28 PM

She sure is fucking hot!

Scott McD · 11-20-2010, 03:37 PM

Great legs on her !!

LiveDose · 11-20-2010, 09:08 PM

I bet she's fun in the sack.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 11-20-2010, 10:21 PM

Danica's 2010 Stats:

Nascar (Nationwide Series):

Rank 45th
12 Starts
0 Poles
0 Wins
0 Top 5 Finishes
0 Top 10 Finishes

IndyCar

Rank 10th
17 Starts
0 Poles
0 Wins
3 Top 5 Finishes
8 Top 10 Finishes
1 Lap Led

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Agent 488 · 11-20-2010, 10:24 PM

no idea who that is.

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