Welcome to the GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum forums.

You are currently viewing our boards as a guest which gives you limited access to view most discussions and access our other features. By joining our free community you will have access to post topics, communicate privately with other members (PM), respond to polls, upload content and access many other special features. Registration is fast, simple and absolutely free so please, join our community today!

If you have any problems with the registration process or your account login, please contact us.

Post New Thread Reply

Register GFY Rules Calendar
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >
Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed.

 
Thread Tools
Old 11-22-2010, 06:53 AM   #1
nikki99
Supermodel
 
nikki99's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sodoma & Gomorra
Posts: 22,847
what wud u do if u go to Prison?

first days I wud lose all my teeth, nose and 1 eye ball fighting the shit out of me trying to not get raped, wud pass first week at the hospital , and after that I wud get a pimp that protects me from the rest of the criminals
nikki99 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 07:00 AM   #2
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life
(felis madjewicus)
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jul 2006
Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement
Posts: 20,368
Hrmm, of all people here, I thought you might like all the free cock. Or would they put you in a women's pen? In which case, shouldn't you be doing the raping? You'd probably have choice of the best looking ones, what with being the only cock in the joint...
Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 07:22 AM   #3
ottopottomouse
She is ugly, bad luck.
 
ottopottomouse's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Jan 2010
Posts: 13,177
So you don't want to get raped but you do want a pimp?
__________________
↑ see post ↑
13101
ottopottomouse is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 07:34 AM   #4
pOrRiDgE
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 176
.




.
__________________
-<Enemy of the state>-

African virgins: Curing Jews of AIDS since 2008

Last edited by pOrRiDgE; 11-22-2010 at 07:39 AM..
pOrRiDgE is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 07:34 AM   #5
pOrRiDgE
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 176
.



.
__________________
-<Enemy of the state>-

African virgins: Curing Jews of AIDS since 2008

Last edited by pOrRiDgE; 11-22-2010 at 07:42 AM.. Reason: Oops, did I say that?
pOrRiDgE is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 07:36 AM   #6
Paul&John
Confirmed User
 
Paul&John's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: YUROP
Posts: 8,597
Quote:
Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat View Post
Hrmm, of all people here, I thought you might like all the free cock. Or would they put you in a women's pen? In which case, shouldn't you be doing the raping? You'd probably have choice of the best looking ones, what with being the only cock in the joint...
Hm that's actually interesting, where does the pre/post-ops go, in women's or men's prison?
__________________
Use coupon 'pauljohn' for a $1 discount at already super cheap NameSilo!
Anal Webcams | Kinky Trans Cams Live | Hotwife XXX Tube | Get your Proxies here
Paul&John is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 07:51 AM   #7
CurrentlySober
Too lazy to wipe my ass
 
CurrentlySober's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: A Public Bathroom
Posts: 38,513
i like prison
__________________


👁️ 👍️ 💩
CurrentlySober is online now   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 08:01 AM   #8
pOrRiDgE
Confirmed User
 
Join Date: Jul 2006
Posts: 176
Fucking murderers, thieves, drugdealers, rapists. They have no rights...
__________________
-<Enemy of the state>-

African virgins: Curing Jews of AIDS since 2008
pOrRiDgE is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 08:19 AM   #9
Jon Oso
Confirmed User
 
Jon Oso's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: Cardboard Box
Posts: 2,241
I would have just called my attorney and skipped the whole prison thing in the first place.
__________________
icq 416133583
My Blog
Clips4Sale Store
Jon Oso is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 08:22 AM   #10
Nicky
Judge Jury and Executioner
 
Nicky's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: Sweden
Posts: 30,069
Gym a lot I'd imagine.
__________________

gfynicky @ gmail.com
Nicky is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 08:51 AM   #11
nikki99
Supermodel
 
nikki99's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Sodoma & Gomorra
Posts: 22,847
Quote:
Originally Posted by CurrentlySober View Post
i like prison
nikki99 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 08:54 AM   #12
Randy West
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,079
Go in there and shave my fucking head and hook up with the skinheads right away. Then I'd probably shank one or two people with a filed down toothbrush... probably a black and a Hispanic, so I could build some cred with my brotherhood.

Then I would bully my way around the lunchroom stealing people's creamed corn and pissing in their fruit cups. After that, I would start playing spades for smokes with my buddies, and most likely get my cock sucked a few times a week by somebody named Steve.
Randy West is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 09:04 AM   #13
pornjudge
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Upmywomansass
Posts: 2,214
Quote:
Originally Posted by nikki99 View Post
first days I wud lose all my teeth, nose and 1 eye ball fighting the shit out of me trying to not get raped, wud pass first week at the hospital , and after that I wud get a pimp that protects me from the rest of the criminals
the question should be, what kind of prison would they put you in. Male or Female prison?
pornjudge is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 09:09 AM   #14
Randy West
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Jan 2005
Posts: 1,079
Quote:
Originally Posted by pornjudge View Post
the question should be, what kind of prison would they put you in. Male or Female prison?
It's a dude... they check for balls. They would stick it in a male prison. There are tons of made up flamers behind bars dude. They wear makup and tie their shirts in a knot in front between their man tits.
Randy West is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 09:10 AM   #15
InfinityOscar
Registered User
 
InfinityOscar's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: May 2010
Location: Toronto
Posts: 99
ill go on GFY dot com
InfinityOscar is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 09:13 AM   #16
Agent 488
Registered User
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Feb 2006
Posts: 22,511
teach prisoners how to read and write. saved a buddy of mine as they needed him to write to their families etc.
Agent 488 is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 09:16 AM   #17
brassmonkey
Pay It Forward
 
brassmonkey's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Yo Mama House
Posts: 76,955
never did time behind the wall. first thing id do is make me a shank order me a tv and get on the line and get me a care package(munchies,radio shit like that) from my mom. sit back and plan my escape.
__________________
TRUMP 2025 KEKAW!!! - Support The Laken Riley Act!!!
END DACA - SUPPORT AZ HCR 2060 52R - email: brassballz-at-techie.com
brassmonkey is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 10:50 AM   #18
pornjudge
So Fucking Banned
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Upmywomansass
Posts: 2,214
Quote:
Originally Posted by Randy West View Post
It's a dude... they check for balls. They would stick it in a male prison. There are tons of made up flamers behind bars dude. They wear makup and tie their shirts in a knot in front between their man tits.
she will have a feast...
pornjudge is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 10:54 AM   #19
Scott McD
Too lazy to set a custom title
 
Scott McD's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Glasgow, Scotland
Posts: 67,795
__________________


I Buy My High Quality Traffic Here, You Should Too!

Scott McD is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Old 11-22-2010, 10:59 AM   #20
96ukssob
So Fucking Banananananas
 
96ukssob's Avatar
 
Industry Role:
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: If I was in your ass you'd know it
Posts: 12,991
I wouldnt go. I would die fighting before I stepped foot in a prison

Quote:
Originally Posted by Paul&John View Post
Hm that's actually interesting, where does the pre/post-ops go, in women's or men's prison?
its based on their biological gender on their state/country identification. however, if you have your gender changed (most countries will recognize this), then you go to that jail.

how do I know this? i asked one time while I was going for jury duty
__________________
Email: Clicky on Me
96ukssob is offline   Share thread on Digg Share thread on Twitter Share thread on Reddit Share thread on Facebook Reply With Quote
Post New Thread Reply
Go Back   GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum > >

Bookmarks



Advertising inquiries - marketing at gfy dot com

Contact Admin - Advertise - GFY Rules - Top

©2000-, AI Media Network Inc



Powered by vBulletin
Copyright © 2000- Jelsoft Enterprises Limited.