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Deej · 11-24-2010, 12:28 PM

So i got any idea from Smiley over at MP. Hes rocking this bacon wrap thing so I decided to give it a shot. I stuck with the normal first time roll with bacon, sausage, rub and cheese.

Make sure not to drool too much and dont throw yourself into a visual heart attack.

The ingredients - Add cheese if you want, I did!

Dont skimp on the bacon. Get some good, THICK CUT, bacon!

First, Cook up half of your bacon. While its cooking, start weaving your bacon blanket.

Onceits all ready, get all your meat in one place and ready to roll.

Cover your blanket in a good rub. I found some pork rub and it did just fine.

Here you need to cover your blanket with the sausage. One thing I recommend though is flattening it out on something else before smashing it on your blanket and spreading it out. If you do that you most likely will fuck up the weave in your blanket.

MORE BACON!!!!!!

CHEESE!!!!

Roll that shit up!

Slap it in the oven...

Cook it for about 1.5 hours. Smiley had foil on his half way through then took it off for crispness on his go... but I didnt use any foil at all on mine and it came out nice. Make your move.

First Cut...

Enjoy the heart attack!!!

96ukssob · 11-24-2010, 12:30 PM

AaronM · 11-24-2010, 12:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Roll that shit up!

Should have smoked it.

Scott McD · 11-24-2010, 12:32 PM

American bacon always seems so much different from our bacon here. It looks like just fat to me...

Paul&John · 11-24-2010, 12:33 PM

Damn that one looks badass! Congrats

Deej · 11-24-2010, 12:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Should have smoked it.

totally wanted to... I was going to slow cook it in my que for a couple hours... but its so fucking frigid here dude...

I woke up yesterday with snow in my yard.... So that was out til spring

TurboAngel · 11-24-2010, 12:34 PM

WTF? Now I'm starving.

Karupted Charles · 11-24-2010, 12:35 PM

Drooling. That looks awesome.

baddog · 11-24-2010, 12:35 PM

My blood slowed just looking at the pics. Looks like a lot of work. I will have to wait for goodgirl to move here, then maybe she can fix it up.

AaronM · 11-24-2010, 12:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

totally wanted to... I was going to slow cook it in my que for a couple hours... but its so fucking frigid here dude...

I woke up yesterday with snow in my yard.... So that was out til spring

Pussy.

Speaking of pussy, Dom says she hates your sig....I told her to STFU, mind her own business, and get back to cooking.

fatfoo · 11-24-2010, 12:38 PM

Ha ha ha. That's a lot of fat. Also see:

Deej · 11-24-2010, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Pussy.

Speaking of pussy, Dom says she hates your sig....I told her to STFU, mind her own business, and get back to cooking.

Thanks for looking out bro!

TheSenator · 11-24-2010, 12:40 PM

That is fucking awesome .....dropping a nut to it right now!

Quagmire · 11-24-2010, 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

uhuhuhuhuh does Sherm's wife know you're eating his meat?

FUCK J0EL · 11-24-2010, 12:40 PM

AWESOME !!
I do this every SuperBowl...I thought once a year is enough ;)

I tried it with cooked onions and old cheddar cheese, and also one with spicy italian sausage.
They are amazing !

Bon appetit !

CaptainHowdy · 11-24-2010, 12:42 PM

I love it!

Slick · 11-24-2010, 12:42 PM

WOW, that looks amazing and your step by step guide makes it look easy as hell

Cyber Fucker · 11-24-2010, 12:43 PM

Deej · 11-24-2010, 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by J0EL

AWESOME !!
I do this every SuperBowl...I thought once a year is enough ;)

I tried it with cooked onions and old cheddar cheese, and also one with spicy italian sausage.
They are amazing !

Bon appetit !

IM not a big fan of italian sausage... but this one was good. I definitely could go for a spicier sausage next time...

SMiley was talking about making all sorts of variations such as a cordon bleu and he even posted some shots of some turkey and stuffing variation... looks good.

Deej · 11-24-2010, 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slick

WOW, that looks amazing and your step by step guide makes it look easy as hell

it IS pretty damn easy.

the worst part was washing my hands again and again to get the shots...

I f I hadnt done that then it would be super quick.

Yngwie · 11-24-2010, 12:47 PM

I'd definitely eat that.

punker barbie · 11-24-2010, 12:50 PM

*drool*

looks amazing

atom · 11-24-2010, 12:50 PM

I have done a few on my smoker (4th of July tradition). The only thing I did different then you is add some red bell peppers and onions in the middle along with some BBQ sauce.

Phoenix · 11-24-2010, 12:53 PM

man that does look good..im going to have to create some heart attack specials now

tiger · 11-24-2010, 12:54 PM

Holy shit!

But you should have deep fried it, LMAO!

baddog · 11-24-2010, 01:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM

Pussy.

Speaking of pussy, Dom says she hates your sig....I told her to STFU, mind her own business, and get back to cooking.

How could anyone not like his sig? It is the only reason I keep hiring him.

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-24-2010, 01:16 PM

Got fucking nothing on bacon burger wiener turtles...

2intense · 11-24-2010, 01:19 PM

nice

Deej · 11-24-2010, 01:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

Got fucking nothing on bacon burger wiener turtles...

HA haaaaaa... Ive seen those.... nifty lil creatures, though Im not a big fan of frankfurters...

Im a brat guy...

bns666 · 11-24-2010, 01:24 PM

yumyum

_Richard_ · 11-24-2010, 01:26 PM

i bet your doctor is planning his next vacation lol

Deej · 11-24-2010, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

i bet your doctor is planning his next vacation lol

more than half is left in the fridge after me and friends attacked it. Its a moderation thing

harvey · 11-24-2010, 01:34 PM

I'm drooling

Jman · 11-24-2010, 01:43 PM

That's it, I'm having lentils soup for dinner and an apple for desert ;-)

Calico Jack · 11-24-2010, 01:56 PM

Holy shit that looks tasty!

Kenny B! · 11-24-2010, 02:03 PM

That looks so delicious, I'm drooling!

SomeCreep · 11-24-2010, 02:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deej

Roll that shit up!

Enjoy the heart attack!!!

That's called a bacon bomb. They're on youtube.

ottopottomouse · 11-24-2010, 02:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

American bacon always seems so much different from our bacon here. It looks like just fat to me...

I was just thinking - not much meat on that bacon

Deej · 11-24-2010, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SomeCreep

That's called a bacon bomb. They're on youtube.

Its actually a bacon explosion... but whos counting...

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 11-24-2010, 02:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

I was just thinking - not much meat on that bacon

typically store bought shit bacon. You need to split on a pig with someone and take it to the butcher yourself for the bets bacon bang-for-buck. Or got the butcher and pay an ungodly amount for their cut bacon.

Deej · 11-24-2010, 02:49 PM

Fuckin Nancies...

u-Bob · 11-24-2010, 02:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

American bacon always seems so much different from our bacon here. It looks like just fat to me...

What he said. There's almost no meat on there.

Chris · 11-24-2010, 03:02 PM

i cant do thattt ;/

MaDalton · 11-24-2010, 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

typically store bought shit bacon. You need to split on a pig with someone and take it to the butcher yourself for the bets bacon bang-for-buck. Or got the butcher and pay an ungodly amount for their cut bacon.

never heard of kosher bacon

DiF0r · 11-24-2010, 03:04 PM

this really looks good

ottopottomouse · 11-24-2010, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Angry Jew Cat

typically store bought shit bacon. You need to split on a pig with someone and take it to the butcher yourself for the bets bacon bang-for-buck. Or got the butcher and pay an ungodly amount for their cut bacon.

This is what i'd expect as bacon

http://www.clancysofchester.co.uk/back%20bacon.jpg

Martin · 11-24-2010, 03:09 PM

We all gotta go sometime right? lol.. Looks yummy.

AzteK · 11-24-2010, 03:12 PM

That is fucking hardcore. Looks good!

Amputate Your Head · 11-24-2010, 03:13 PM

deej.... that thing is insane.

i love it.

AzteK · 11-24-2010, 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse

This is what i'd expect as bacon

http://www.clancysofchester.co.uk/back%20bacon.jpg

That looks very good. If you go to a organic grocery market/outlet, that's what you're going to get here in the states...or a butcher as these guys were saying.

11-24-2010, 12:28 PM	#1
Deej I make pixels work Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: I live here... Posts: 24,386	My Bacon Log... (pics) So i got any idea from Smiley over at MP. Hes rocking this bacon wrap thing so I decided to give it a shot. I stuck with the normal first time roll with bacon, sausage, rub and cheese. Make sure not to drool too much and dont throw yourself into a visual heart attack. The ingredients - Add cheese if you want, I did! Dont skimp on the bacon. Get some good, THICK CUT, bacon! First, Cook up half of your bacon. While its cooking, start weaving your bacon blanket. Onceits all ready, get all your meat in one place and ready to roll. Cover your blanket in a good rub. I found some pork rub and it did just fine. Here you need to cover your blanket with the sausage. One thing I recommend though is flattening it out on something else before smashing it on your blanket and spreading it out. If you do that you most likely will fuck up the weave in your blanket. MORE BACON!!!!!! CHEESE!!!! Roll that shit up! Slap it in the oven... Cook it for about 1.5 hours. Smiley had foil on his half way through then took it off for crispness on his go... but I didnt use any foil at all on mine and it came out nice. Make your move. First Cut... Enjoy the heart attack!!! __________________ Deej's Designs n' What Not Hit me up for Design, CSS & Photo Retouching Icq#30096880

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