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will76 01-09-2011 10:40 PM

SteveLightSpeed's Greatest Hits (Tribute to Steve and his Legacy)
 
No not his comedy act, but all of his fuck ups over the years.

1. Faking Tawnee Stone's Death: RIP Tawnee Stone (1982-2010)
Then his bullshit announcement that it was a joke: You'll NEVER believe this...


2. Your own self ownage of the announcement of the next Lightspeed super star: This is the next Lightspeedgirl superstar


3. Then there is the multiple times you claimed to leave GFY but you always came back: I'm done with GFY, fuck you all


4. Your fake mansion that you claimed you bought then the gay video you posted anouncing it was a joke: Gay Video


5. Your post to traffic sellers looking for a guarantee, showing you have no clue when it comes to buying traffic: Traffic sellers -- I'll buy your traffic, IF...


6. Sticking up for your buddy Chris Mallick as Epass fucked thousands of people out of Millions of dollars: I think Chris Mallick will make this right


7. Your cocky, "I need help" thread just to stub your nose and flip off everyone else saying you don't need anyone's help: Swallowing my pride and asking for help.


8. Your lightspeed is closing down joke thread: Lightspeedcash closes its doors (One day soon you probably wont think that post was very funny.)


9. Your admission of doing drugs and cheating on your wife: Steve Lightspeed did DRUGS and CHEATED ON HIS WIFE...


10. More retarded thoughts from you about what is hurting the industry: A threat bigger than tubes and shady billing combined? (are you serious, did you really believe that " MASSIVE PERSONAL STORAGE SPACE " was bigger than all other threats combined? moron.)


11. Your attempt at comedy, how many times do you have to FAIL before you realize you are not good with jokes (see first post of this thread): Let me Steve all over you...


12. Your announcement where you plan to adapt and evolve and make lots of money: Time to EVOLVE! I have a new business plan that will fuck everyone in the biz! (most likely your tube killer idea lol.)


13. Your post saying you had 5 million to spend: I have 5 million dollars to spend (no you don't lol).


14. Your genius revelation on how to beat torrent sites: The way to beat torrents


15. Some stupid shit about you fucking your own models: NEW SPONSOR PROGRAM: Steve's Lost His Mind!


16. One of my personal favorites when I knew you were a dumb ass, your announcement of buying a studio house giving pictures of it and where it is located before you even went to closing on it: Just bought a new 3600 sq foot studio/house!



The biggest thing that made you a douche bag was that after all of the dumb ass stuff you have done there still was a lot of people trying to help you evolve your business. But in the end all you wanted to do was try to sue people. You were either to stubborn or too lazy (or both) to actually change you business model and turn your business around.

Congrats... Did I miss anything ?

Coup 01-09-2011 10:43 PM

Haha, laying the smack down.

Agent 488 01-09-2011 10:45 PM

ok we get it ....

dantes 01-09-2011 10:51 PM

you must have a lot of free time on your hands

will76 01-09-2011 10:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488 (Post 17832273)
ok we get it ....


http://www.teamclickcash.com/funny/beat-steve.jpg

ok just wanted to make sure. :thumbsup

Quote:

Originally Posted by dantes (Post 17832279)
you must have a lot of free time on your hands

I admit I did waste about 20 mins gathering the links. But I have wasted a lot more than that trying to help steve, so this will be the last bit of time he ever gets from me. I also watched both football games today, took a nap and watched Inception tonight. I guess I needed a day 100% off from doing "work".

Spunky 01-09-2011 10:55 PM

That's quite a list,after the Tawnee bullshit I think a lot of people will question anything he says now

DWB 01-09-2011 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17832265)
Did I miss anything?

Apparently you're missing a life.

Steve made a bad joke and said some dumb things, so be it. Humans make mistakes. We all do. Move on. I'm sure Steve has already. :2 cents:

Mike Honcho 01-09-2011 11:00 PM

http://lolfed.com/wp-content/uploads...-very-nice.jpg

DWB 01-09-2011 11:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by will76 (Post 17832285)
I admit I did waste about 20 mins gathering the links. But I have wasted a lot more than that trying to help steve, so this will be the last bit of time he ever gets from me. I also watched both football games today, took a nap and watched Inception tonight. I guess I needed a day 100% off from doing "work".

You have a TON of energy man, redirect it to something productive. You'll thank yourself later for it.

I'm guilty of the same thing sometimes, when you just want to hammer someone to death, but it gets you nowhere. Porn doesn't care. GFY doesn't care. People don't care. Steve could fuck everyone's mother on this board and give them all herpes and after a week it would be forgotten about.

the Shemp 01-09-2011 11:04 PM

who amongst us can stand up to the scrutiny of will76...?

TeenCat 01-09-2011 11:16 PM

i dont want to be millionaire anymore ...

DWB 01-09-2011 11:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 17832302)
Or collectivity be fucked out of millions of dollars like epassporte and do nothing about it..

Exactly.

I've always said that it is IMPOSSIBLE to fail out of porn. Doesn't matter if you lie, cheat, steal or are a total fuck up, porn is always there for you and you will be re-welcomed back with open arms.

will76 01-09-2011 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17832289)
Apparently you're missing a life.

Steve made a bad joke and said some dumb things, so be it. Humans make mistakes. We all do. Move on. I'm sure Steve has already. :2 cents:


ah yes, i have no life. I wasted a few minutes gather some old links. I should go hang myself now because my life sucks so much.

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17832294)
You have a TON of energy man, redirect it to something productive. You'll thank yourself later for it.

I'm guilty of the same thing sometimes, when you just want to hammer someone to death, but it gets you nowhere. Porn doesn't care. GFY doesn't care. People don't care. Steve could fuck everyone's mother on this board and give them all herpes and after a week it would be forgotten about.

Who says I don't redirect my energy at productive stuff, what do you think I do post on GFY hardcore and I am lazy the 99.99% of the other time in my life?? I work hard, i come here for entertainment i dug up those old threads for my amusement, thought i would share, do I care about the people who don't care... nope.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ (Post 17832299)
20 minutes? ...you must read incredibly fast..........

I didn't re-read all of the threads, hell I posted in the majority of them and remember them, go search post made by steve with 50+ replies. You will see everyone of them.

Quote:

Originally Posted by the Shemp (Post 17832298)
who amongst us can stand up to the scrutiny of will76...?

not even Will76 can stand up to Will76's standards...


but seriously, does Steve stand up to your own standards? Or do you think you are on the same level or below his idiocy ?

CybermedAndy 01-10-2011 01:20 AM

Ouch ... rapeage

Brujah 01-10-2011 02:07 AM

I didn't even read it, but it had a lot of stuff to say so it must be true.

Jack Sparrow 01-10-2011 02:19 AM

glad more people stand up against the "elites". love ya willy!

DaLord 01-10-2011 03:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 17832287)
That's quite a list,after the Tawnee bullshit I think a lot of people will question anything he says now

If he's willing to lie about people being dead he probably won't think twice about being "creative" with my traffic and money.

KillerK 01-10-2011 03:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DaLord (Post 17832481)
If he's willing to lie about people being dead he probably won't think twice about being "creative" with my traffic and money.

sounds like you are accusing him of shaving...

Tjeezers 01-10-2011 03:40 AM

He is one of those examples of people who not deserved the success. He is not capable of holding much money and stay normal under it. We webmasters are responsible for this, we made him, and he enjoyed it. ( I did how ever dropped his program after some doubtful acting of steve to close it for so called fraude in 2005, opening it with a " sorry i was wrong " and then you see your old account is cleaned out, zero stats, zero hits. Yeah, Steve knows my name, he knows i am in his ICQ with a past, And steve knows he ripped me )

So dont point to steve, point to those who made steve big. cause he aint did it himself

seeandsee 01-10-2011 04:47 AM

that is one serious compilation :)

ottopottomouse 01-10-2011 05:57 AM

From link #10
Quote:

Originally Posted by SteveLightspeed (Post 16143907)
Over the years, I've collected hundreds of gigs of porn from paysites, freesites, newsgroups, and trading with friends. And get this: it is ALL stuff I like. I don't have to SEARCH, I don't have to worry about viruses or spyware, and I don't have to pay anything to view it. And it is all VERY personalized!

So is sharing bad, or is it only bad when it's someone sharing your content? :disgust

loreen 01-10-2011 06:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17832294)
Porn doesn't care. GFY doesn't care. People don't care. Steve could fuck everyone's mother on this board and give them all herpes and after a week it would be forgotten about.

I care. I will remember.

CaptainHowdy 01-10-2011 06:11 AM

Much respect for the one's that are debunking the "bro"...

pornguy 01-10-2011 06:26 AM

Love that quote in your sig Will.

:) Nice work

cykoe6 01-10-2011 07:40 AM

It is pretty funny how quickly the daggers come out around here when someone falls from grace. Says more about the people doing the attacking then the person they attack. :winkwink:

Grapesoda 01-10-2011 07:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DirtyWhiteBoy (Post 17832294)
You have a TON of energy man, redirect it to something productive. You'll thank yourself later for it.

I'm guilty of the same thing sometimes, when you just want to hammer someone to death, but it gets you nowhere. Porn doesn't care. GFY doesn't care. People don't care. Steve could fuck everyone's mother on this board and give them all herpes and after a week it would be forgotten about.

bingo!!!

Kenny B! 01-10-2011 08:24 AM

I love the "dream video" where at the end all you hear is... "Is Brad Shaw still a dick?" hahaha! I guess we know who's having the last laugh.

fatfoo 01-10-2011 08:28 AM

Faking someone else's death sounds like it could be wrong. It's not like faking your own death.

CamTraffic 01-10-2011 08:31 AM

he's a loser... we get it
stop wasting your time
you sound a little Obsessed

jcsike 01-10-2011 08:59 AM

nice compilation, the best of lightspeed

TurboAngel 01-10-2011 09:03 AM

All I can say is wow.

will76 01-10-2011 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cykoe6 (Post 17832789)
It is pretty funny how quickly the daggers come out around here when someone falls from grace. Says more about the people doing the attacking then the person they attack. :winkwink:

for the record.... I been known to stick a few daggers before people "fall from grace".

This thread is what you call " beating a dead horse". IMO Steve's latest bullshit with the Tawnee died stunt warranted a little walk down memory lane.

will76 01-11-2011 12:32 PM

12clicks asked me to bump this.

cam_girls 01-11-2011 12:43 PM

Pretty tame list, is that for 1 week or a whole month?

Jman 01-11-2011 12:51 PM

You must be filthy rich cause you do spend a lot of time on useless things. Hell I even think my mom knows you dislike Steve and she doesn't read GFY :upsidedow

alias 01-11-2011 01:09 PM

Rather patriotic thread with all the American flag avatars. Sieg Heil.

Also steve's a douche

AdultB2B 01-12-2011 04:08 AM

Yup
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by dantes (Post 17832279)
you must have a lot of free time on your hands

That was my thought...

lazzlo 01-12-2011 07:51 AM

lulz will

justfreemovies 01-12-2011 08:20 AM

and somehow he is still getting the attention he craves? let it die

will76 01-12-2011 09:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultB2B (Post 17838000)
That was my thought...

copy / paste much lately ?

Tjeezers 01-12-2011 09:06 AM

google sends me to this thread when i search for " stupidity "

Tjeezers 01-12-2011 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultB2B (Post 17838000)
That was my thought...

Go back to the light speed thread and ask Steve if he got any offers today


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