Official Paul Markham Haiku Thread - GoFuckYourself.com

Socks · 09-13-2012, 10:49 PM

We need Markham's sperm
Future generations depend
Or all hope is lost.

DamianJ · 09-14-2012, 12:20 AM

Haiku fail, my friend
Seven syllables: line 2
You had too many

Socks · 09-14-2012, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Haiku fail, my friend
Seven syllables: line 2
You had too many

okay okay I see.. I see.. Hrmmm

You know what fuck it. This is supposed to be like the Twilight Zone anyways, nothing involving Markham is supposed to make sense. That's what makes it so fucking join magical.

Socks · 09-14-2012, 01:45 AM

Traffic is easy
only idiots don't know
that content is king.

Paul Markham · 09-14-2012, 10:30 PM

Unless idiots are banned from this forum it will sink into squabbling and nonsense by them.

DamianJ · 09-15-2012, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Unless idiots are banned from this forum it will sink into squabbling and nonsense by them.

That's not a haiku
You need certain syllables
It's the haiku way

Paul Markham · 09-15-2012, 11:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

That's not a haiku
You need certain syllables
It's the haiku way

Glad you're back and posting. Can I remind you about your promise?

Charity donation promise.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19161616&postcount=1668

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17939754&postcount=103

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19161705&postcount=1671

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19163691&postcount=1687

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19164208&postcount=1691

DamianJ · 09-16-2012, 12:35 AM

Japanese Poem
one five, then 7, then five
that is how it works

Paul Markham · 09-16-2012, 01:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Glad you're back and posting. Can I remind you about your promise?

Charity donation promise.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19161616&postcount=1668

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17939754&postcount=103

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19161705&postcount=1671

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19163691&postcount=1687

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19164208&postcount=1691

Can we have a reply on this please.

DamianJ · 09-16-2012, 05:19 AM

A war on a hill
A military battle
It was a HIGH COUP

Socks · 09-16-2012, 07:11 PM

Donations for Paul,
promised though they might have been,
remain in motion.

nico-t · 09-17-2012, 07:49 AM

Paul is a retard
Paul's a complete idiot
Markham the moron

EriktheRabbit · 09-23-2012, 12:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Glad you're back and posting. Can I remind you about your promise?

Charity donation promise.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19161616&postcount=1668

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17939754&postcount=103

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19161705&postcount=1671

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19163691&postcount=1687

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19164208&postcount=1691

Dont worwee, Pauwul. He gonna do more wabbit twix and pull money from his ass for you. He dependable guy.

Paul Markham · 09-23-2012, 01:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

Paul is a retard
Paul's a complete idiot
Markham the moron
Paul's retired laughing at you guys who have to work.

DamianJ · 09-24-2012, 02:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

No, Paul a haiku
is a japanese poem
the form is quite strict

it's five syllables
then seven syllables more
then another five

I hope that helps you
now you try and make one too
remember the rules

Paul Markham · 09-24-2012, 09:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Glad you're back and posting. Can I remind you about your promise?

Charity donation promise.

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19161616&postcount=1668

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17939754&postcount=103

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19161705&postcount=1671

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19163691&postcount=1687

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19164208&postcount=1691

Hi Damian, what's happening about your promise to donate to charity. Did you send the money? If so proof please.

DamianJ · 09-25-2012, 12:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Paul Markham

Hi Damian, what's happening about your promise to donate to charity. Did you send the money? If so proof please.

That's not a haiku
On Gamification thread
You will find my reply

Paul Markham · 09-25-2012, 01:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

That's not a haiku
On Gamification thread
You will find my reply

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=19202149&postcount=32

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

What on earth does it have to do with you, love?

Here's the thing.

I post saying I donated. Paul demands proof. I post proof. Paul claims it was photoshopped. This has happened when Paul paid money to a stalking site to try and find out where I lived. I posted lots of proof. He just said it was a photoshop.

Or I post saying it was a 'joke' like Paul did when he said his friends thought it would be bad for him to be in charge of 15 year old children.

I'm fairly sure most kids' charities would find it hard to take money on behalf of a man who said teachers need, and I quote, a "will of iron" to resist fucking the kids they looks after.

Doesn't really matter either way, does it? There is no winning situation. So I am ignoring him when he mentions it.

My charity donations remains private.

I do really appreciate you joining in with DVTimes trolling it though, makes you look like a real man. Well done.

I'm off to a festival for the weekend. You enjoy playing with your new chum DVTimes. Change your sig too, you could be pals forever!

So what do you think about gamification of porn? People could get points every time they bought an ad from you that didn't work. It'd be great!

I'm amazed and somewhat flattered Damian cares so much about what I think and that he won't put up the proof because I won't believe him. While ignoring what every one else here thinks of him.

DamianJ · 09-25-2012, 01:35 AM

You still don't get it
It's 5, then 7, then 5
Try again Markham

Pierre Djurberg · 09-25-2012, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

Haiku fail, my friend
Seven syllables: line 2
You had too many

you are attacked when clicking on link

Socks · 09-26-2012, 11:16 PM

Deity won't play
always trying to deflect
poetry hater

TheStout · 10-19-2012, 12:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

Donations for Paul,
promised though they might have been,
remain in motion.

Now that is a Poem

Paul Markham · 10-20-2012, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Socks

Donations for Paul,
promised though they might have been,
remain in motion.

They never will be, never were in motion. It was a loud mouth fool mouthing out of his depth. Others call it lying.

DVTimes · 11-01-2012, 02:49 PM

nico-t · 11-01-2012, 05:41 PM

dvtimes, you unbelievably extremely stupid cunt, nobody and i repeat NOBODY likes your completely unfunny photoshop beginners' class collage, you obsessed ignorant dense piece of shit

Paul Markham · 11-06-2012, 10:19 AM

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1088154

09-13-2012, 10:49 PM	#1
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09-16-2012, 12:35 AM	#8
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Japanese Poem one five, then 7, then five that is how it works Last edited by DamianJ; 09-16-2012 at 12:45 AM..

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11-06-2012, 10:19 AM	#26
Paul Markham Too old to care Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: On the sofa, watching TV or doing my jigsaws. Posts: 52,943	https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1088154 __________________ Blowout deal. 880 videos, 2,400 image sets, plus many RAW videos. $500. PM me for a deal. Skype Paulmarkham70

09-14-2012, 12:20 AM	#2
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	Haiku fail, my friend Seven syllables: line 2 You had too many

09-14-2012, 01:45 AM	#4
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,478	Traffic is easy only idiots don't know that content is king.

09-16-2012, 05:19 AM	#10
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	A war on a hill A military battle It was a HIGH COUP

09-16-2012, 07:11 PM	#11
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,478	Donations for Paul, promised though they might have been, remain in motion.

09-17-2012, 07:49 AM	#12
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	Paul is a retard Paul's a complete idiot Markham the moron

09-25-2012, 01:35 AM	#19
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	You still don't get it It's 5, then 7, then 5 Try again Markham

09-26-2012, 11:16 PM	#21
Socks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2002 Location: Toronto Posts: 8,478	Deity won't play always trying to deflect poetry hater

11-01-2012, 05:41 PM	#25
nico-t emperor of my world Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: nethalands Posts: 29,903	dvtimes, you unbelievably extremely stupid cunt, nobody and i repeat NOBODY likes your completely unfunny photoshop beginners' class collage, you obsessed ignorant dense piece of shit