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Old 12-15-2010, 03:23 PM   #1
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Done a talk at the local premature ejaculation society on saturday night

Done a talk at the local premature ejaculation society on saturday night


but,

















there was nobody there,

They all came on the friday
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Old 12-15-2010, 03:32 PM   #2
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Old 12-15-2010, 05:30 PM   #3
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Old 12-15-2010, 06:11 PM   #4
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lol
thnx for the evening chuckle :P
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Old 12-15-2010, 06:21 PM   #5
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Old 12-15-2010, 07:47 PM   #6
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I lol'd....
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Old 12-15-2010, 11:23 PM   #7
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ROFL, ha ha, that's pretty good
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Old 12-16-2010, 01:26 AM   #8
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Old 12-16-2010, 02:15 AM   #9
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Old 12-16-2010, 06:59 AM   #10
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Funnier than the joke
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Old 12-16-2010, 07:00 AM   #11
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lol ... hahahah that was good
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Old 12-16-2010, 07:28 AM   #12
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I attended a talk like that once. Or at least I tried too...

They wouldn't let me in the building because I was 'inappropriately dressed'... All I was wearing was my boxer shorts...

I protested and told them I was infact dressed completely appropriately for the event. They asked why...

My answer?













I suffer from premature ejaculation, so why are you surprised that I have come in my pants?


Boy, did the security laugh... Before beating me to within an inch of my life...
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Old 12-16-2010, 07:40 AM   #13
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Old 12-16-2010, 07:46 AM   #14
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good joke, spil few more
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Old 12-16-2010, 07:51 AM   #15
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Old 12-16-2010, 12:25 PM   #16
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Old 12-16-2010, 12:33 PM   #17
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reminds me of:

what would you prefer: Alzheimer or Parkinson?

Alzheimer - because it's better to forget 10 beer than to spill 10 beer
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Old 12-16-2010, 12:35 PM   #18
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Old 12-16-2010, 01:05 PM   #19
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It sucks if you ejaculate earlier than you want. Good luck.
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Old 12-16-2010, 02:03 PM   #20
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It sucks if you ejaculate earlier than you want. Good luck.
Your bot obviously doesn't have the sense of humour plugin.

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Old 12-16-2010, 03:59 PM   #21
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I attended a talk like that once. Or at least I tried too...

They wouldn't let me in the building because I was 'inappropriately dressed'... All I was wearing was my boxer shorts...

I protested and told them I was infact dressed completely appropriately for the event. They asked why...

My answer?













I suffer from premature ejaculation, so why are you surprised that I have come in my pants?


Boy, did the security laugh... Before beating me to within an inch of my life...


Like it!
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