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Discuss what's fucking going on, and which programs are best and worst. One-time "program" announcements from "established" webmasters are allowed. |
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![]() You IM one. They get back to you in a few hours (even though they're online the whole time). You say something to them - they disappear indefinitely. Reply next day - maybe.
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I feel your pain, trust me it's annoying as hell.
or another thing that pisses me off. I'll make a post offering traffic and to contact me. Then the usual post "Hit me up Bro" No you contact me if you want the traffic.
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How many set their status to show that they are always available?
That's what I do.
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Same here. Trust me though, if I can't get back to you within an hour or so it's probably because I'm eating lunch, not because I'm nodding off somewhere in the corner of my office with a rubber band around my arm and a crooked grin on my face.
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Yeah I'll get up and leave my desk without shutting off icq, then I feel bad when you come back and its
hello... are you there... why are you ignoring me? lol
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My favorite druggie affiliate reps are the coke heads. the motivation behind their spam is unrelenting. lol
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I should be on hard drugs...
but yeah... I leave mine on always so I can get back to them when i get in again.. most reps tend to sleep for 8 hours give or take, some even eat away from there desk from time to time, so I wouldn't worry about it too much ;) I would suggest leaving a detailed message and also write them an email because icq, as we all know, can be a flawed system on occasion. Especially when things like timed updates reboot the computer and you drop messages here and there because of it! grrr i hate that.
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When I was an affiliate rep, I wasn't on drugs, I was just one touch cockie
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O and with many you have to communicate like you would with a baby. Repeat everything at least 10 times until they understand, rephrase everything 5 times until they understand. Clarify their gibberish at least 12 times. Or and you have to be extremely nice - otherwise they have 5000 affiliates, u know?
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I have a reallllyyyy bad addiction
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It's definitely not about me
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Honestly I expect little of them
No way I could do what they do. Wouldn't last a day before i got fired for calling someone a douche. I imagine its like working at Dell tech support |
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GOO!
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I've turned mine back onto available mode and my ICQ lights up like a damn Christmas tree. I have to keep it on away.
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Now with more Jayne
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Sometimes I feel like I should be on them. If I am there I always reply straight away and if I have to step away from the conversation I say so. More often than not though it is the other side of the conversation where people vanish for long periods.
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Being a rep is a lifestyle not a job. When I login to ICQ to chat with personal friends. Sometimes affiliates will call on me to help them. Not much I can do from home. We have a VPN so not much can be done from my home PC.
but I'm not the type to say "can you not contact me during off hours"
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Now with more Jayne
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I hate it when you hit up a rep for something and they insist on using a webcam to chat. So you view their cam, only to find your supposed rep dressed in womens lingerie, with full makeup and false eyelashes, red lipstick and a sporting a beard!
You try to ignore this for a while, and make your request for some specific questions to be answered etc, but the rep keeps interrupting you with stupid questions like 'Do I look nice in panties?' Or 'Shall I turn round and show you my behind?' Its just fucking annoying! It wouldn't be so bad if it was a cross dressing niche sponsor rep... That *may* make sense, but its not even close! So, yeah, I feel your pain, and as LeRoy said, being a rep is a lifestyle choice... And then some. I mean, cross dressings fine - Whatever floats your boat etc, but when you are trying to talk to a billing company, it gets a bit much! ![]() [/rant] |
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1) I send a lot traffic...
2) now = I am "shaved"...and ready for sex ![]()
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I try to keep my status accurate during the workday. If I have to step away for more than a couple of minutes I will change my status to 'away'. In the evenings I keep it on N/A. Most of the time WMs with important issues will send the message and I answer them as soon as I see them
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Being an affiliate rep. I still keep my working ICQ online not only in my working hours but all the time I am online myself. And of course I do reply and help anyone hitting me up on the week-ends or late at night. I am not paid for that in particular but I try to make people feel comfortable working with me as their rep.
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Let's do some business!
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If as an affiliate, all of this information can be written out and ready right away, it can make the whole experience go a lot faster. And actually, this doesn't just apply to the affiliates and affiliate reps, it really applies to everything in life.
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Look at the bright side... it's a good way to weed out those that are not serious about their business....
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id do hard drugs...but it gets in the way of my favourite things
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Let's do some business!
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a progressive grow in your company can be stimulated by a 24/7 Support Desk with people who are doing anything to make the webmaster feel loved. If a company comes with this, they stand out from the rest.
I bypass every program that lacks on support. They dont seem to care, why would I ?
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Also, some chat programs dont update status until it gets a request from the other client. ;)
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Doctors recommend to stop abusing drugs. Good luck!
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Most legendary aff rep was Tassy,she replied to my icq message exactly one month after
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it should be general rule to at least say what you want. A simple "Hey" is not going to work. I personally get a ton of them a day and if I don't know you it you are way down the list to get a reply.
A typical icq convo with someone I don't know often goes like this: Hey 4 hours later my reply Hey 4 hours later their reply Hey you still there 4 hours later my reply Here now 4 hours later their reply Let me know when you are around 4 hours later my reply Drop me an email roald @t freeones .com time zones are a bitch you know. Hate it! Don;t understand why people can not at least say what they are contacting you for or just send an email.
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Now with more Jayne
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lmao funny thread.
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The problem is that in order for us to help the average webmaster, whether it be account info, errors in the program (non emergency), or general accounting issues requires someone from the company with access. We limit access to this information, we would never give this kind of vital info over to a part time support person or someone we barely know working abroad at a discount rate.. this would be a huge security leak and could cause major issues including having your account info getting into the wrong hands... I wasn't even given access to this stuff until I was already hear for 5 years. Even if we decided to put in a 24 hour support shift with limited access what are they going to help you with exactly? Show you where our free content is? Help you find the link codes? We couldn't even give them password access due to security risks at the end of the day so they wouldn't be much help at all..
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I try my best to be online at all hours and Leroy said it best its a Lifestyle..I often tell webmastersexactly what I'm doing and will hit them back up later. Problem is they are never around when I'm done and it comes into this game of tag.
Threads with negative undertones towards affiliate managers are a common as juicy making gay jokes.
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affiliate reps are just failed affiliates as all. most of them are completely brain dead and are meant to be a face of a shitty program is all.
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Guess you have to start sometime!
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