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Fully locked was in reference to the armbar. And you can break fully locked rear naked choke, it's just not easy. I'm more than sure you've trained on how to do it, so I'm not sure why it's not possible for others to do it.
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Seagal is trying to "lock in" all the fighters so that they have to make action
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Damn, either one of those was a girl? That's some scary shit. Again though, I said wife, aka house wife - and did say, not girls that train, which we know can kick ass because of that training, the strength gain, and everything else associated with that training.
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True to some extent. But all things considered, she was lighter than him, and he is a Blackbelt. Gave her some trouble too. I may have used a bad example there, as Kyra Gracie is the Granddaughter of one of the creators of Brazilian Jiu Jitsu.
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I've trained to stop the choke before it's fully locked on, but even then it's a fight. Once it's locked on, the defense is to reach up over you head to pull their hand off the back of your head. But then they just transition to the cable grip, and you've been in a blood choke about 2 or 3 seconds. I've seen it once in a professional MMA fight where they got out of a RNC.
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Shootfighting is a cross between muay thai and submission wrestling - it's mixed arts, learn/use whatever. If you want to learn much of the same stuff BJJ teaches but keep your joints from blowing out as fast, take Shootfighting. I've tapped on armbars, many times... and on choke holds. Again, we aren't talking about YOU putting ME in one, ie: adult males - we're talking about a house wife putting them on someone like you - and you not letting them. I'm sorry, I don't believe you that you couldn't get out of it.
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No disrespect to you or your wife, but she must have a lame instructor. I sold BJJ classes for the Machados by having the wrestle girls. Had 3 female ringers that were only purple belts at the time. Ryan Greg, who is co owner of OTM Fight gear, a current BJJ Black belt with a crap load of trophies and titles will disagree with your statements above. I personally trained him and got him started in BJJ 12 years ago, will tell you himself that i put him and all people who doubted bjj and were interested in the intro classes, to train with a girl and an 12 year old boy. Both whooped his and all comers asses. Ryan got both arms cracked and he got choked almost unconscious. He did not want to tap out and was in serious disbeilif on what was happening to him by this girl and boy. This guy was 170lbs and a good street fighter (so he said) and wrestled in high school a bit. The girl that whooped him good was Cathy Brothers and he will admit to it. He is not ashamed of it at all. But it was the true technicality of BJJ the whooped him, not necessarily a girl. Lastly my close friend Glen Chang, who is a purple belt(135lbs) in BJJ gets tapped out 4 out of 5 times by his wife Jocelyn Chang who is a legit black belt in BJJ (90lbs). Quote:
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On the ground, I'll put $100 bucks down that while you are trying to get your fingers in a fully locked on RNC, you won't last very long. ![]()
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I've said many times, anyone that trains has a serious advantage.... all around. And 90lbs to 135 isn't a weight advantage, 90lbs to a 6'6" 265lb heavy weight is though.
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If my wife has that hold on me, I'm getting out of it - if you have it on me, it's going to be hell if not impossible for me to get out of - but I will stay awake a hell of a lot longer than 3-7 seconds. Which is what we talking about here - we aren't talking about me breaking your lock.
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No, I first started talking about this related to my wife, and I also said untrained females - and said training did make a difference.. And you even replied back to me saying 'your wife' before I made the statements you quoted above. I didn't really think I needed to keep saying my wife, my wife, my wife 50 times over.
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I don't disagree with what he said... but what he stated isn't anything related to what we're talking about.
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90lbs to 135 isn't really a difference on trained fighters, and 170lb male to your weight, isn't that much of a difference. You might be a little stronger, but it's not over powering by that much. Male to female though, I don't out weight my wife by that much - and I can over power her by 100's of times her own strength. She can't pick me up, I can easily pick her up and toss her... Now maybe if she trained every day for years - I'm sure it would be a greatly different story, because I wouldn't be 100's of times stronger than her anymore.
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The RNC is probably the easiest submission to teach, as it's a high percentage one to use. An effective one entails knowing the little things that make it uber effective, like pushing the head forward with your back hand and placing your face on your hand to create more pressure; squeezing with your whole body like you are hugging them versus just using your arms to apply the choke. Quote:
Belts are: white, blue, purple, brown, black So a purple belt would be able to handle a weight difference of white belt who's 60lbs heavier, and so on. All due to technique and training. Quote:
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Pretty close to the weight difference you mentioned. The difference between trained and non trained.
Royce Gracie vs Akebono Another one Genki Sudo vs Butterbean
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Fat, sweaty, blubber of a body... they would win by default with me.
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There's some great BJJ academies I'm sure around where you live Doc!
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But I love to box, I practice 3-4 days a week for 15min to an hour or so each time.. I can do the 30/30/30 non-stop for an hour, no breaks. They have a killer boxing club here in town, from am to pro - I just haven't had the time to check out and give it a try, but I need the sparing practice really bad. Need someone to smack me everytime I put an elbow forward.
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Two different styles my brother. But you are right. Karelin is the best wrestler ever.
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Good lord... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Aleksandr_Karelin
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ive never not gotten a choke once I get someones back for say the last year... even with 16's on The proper name is Mata Leon which translates to Lion Kill they don't call it that cause it's an easy choke to get out of.... im fairly certian that if I was to take your back you can do all the judo and slamming you want to and ill still get ya to sleep.. it's just nature of the beast.... there is no way you can slam me when im on your back that's going to really hurt me or get me to release my "seatbelt" (other jits guys know the seatbelt) and once you reach up to start fighting my hands well thast why I got my seatbelt on you... no matter which hand you go to im choking you with other hand.... and btw the smaller a person is the easier they lock chokes in on your properly.... small wrist = good chokes as robert drysdale ... he has really shitty jits but he has very small wrists and lands chokes all day long motherfucker can land flying armbars all day long buy lost worlds to a fucking lapel choke... white belt 101 shit.....
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I said "I recommend all women take it, it's a great self defense style that requires very little power to move a person" I never said it was the best... I think teaching a women to use a gun is much better self defense, if I had to take my guess, that's probably the best.
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The topic twisted when I said my wife can't hold me in a chock hold or arm bar, and all of you went nuts.. and you said "once in the position a kid should be able to hold it no matter how strong the attacker is" - which is bullshit when my two boys can't move me if I don't want them to, let alone hold me, same goes for my wife. Clearly, my wife and kids aren't trained... so trying to compare trained fighters, that we already know the out come of, is very pointless.
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Isn't Aikido basically a fat load of shit as far as martial arts are concerned? Something like trying to kick someone's ass with Tai Chi? As far as I understood Aikido basically amounted to a performance art on par with ballet...
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We had fun with this thread tonight at dinner. Poor Billy Blanks read this thread and asked if what Doc said was viable once the RNC was locked in. Just Dave put him through the ringer. Now he knows.
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100% steven segal can't beat EVERYONE on this board, not just 99.9999999% no mater how old and fat he may be.
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It's not like breaking a RNC from a trained person is ever going to be easy, for sure when a blackbelt life long trained fighter gets it on you... come on. I didn't explain the ground one, just no reason to sit and explain every situation that could come about and again, if a life long trained blackbelt gets on you - it's going to be damn near impossible to get off. I hope Billy is okay...
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Bong Hit Fights!
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I am willing to put 100k against anyone of you guys against Seagal.
Even the great modest JustDave, who is great humble guy. Notice how he did not go against Seagal, as a real true trained fighter knows Seagal will break any of you in about two seconds if you even try to approach him in any aggressive manner. Again, I will bet 100k against any of you against Seagal. Who wants to bet? I know Seagal will snap any of you in the first two seconds. I have been around the man. I am ready to bet |
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after eading this thread I feel like I'm now a master at RNC.
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