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Old 02-20-2011, 06:15 PM   #1
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What to get a 90 year old?
Great grandma turns 90 soon. She is Irish and likes Irish things. Aside from that, I haven't the slightest clue. Doesn't really have any hobbies or anything like that. Has Siamese cat.

I was thinking something Irish though. Suggestions?
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Old 02-20-2011, 06:49 PM   #5
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Get her a shillelagh.



She can use it on the cat if it gets out of line.

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Best idea you can use!
Just spend some time with her, anything she really needs or wants, she probably already has, at 90, it's not about material things.
Find a nice place to take her to dinner and have a conversaion with her, let her know thats she's loved!
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Just spend some time with her, anything she really needs or wants, she probably already has, at 90, it's not about material things.
Find a nice place to take her to dinner and have a conversaion with her, let her know thats she's loved!
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Ding ding. Winner.

It's either that, or, old people can never use too much soap. You could get her a bar of Irish Spring.

If you want to kill two birds with one stone then give her a sponge bath while spending time with her, and use the soap.
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This and add a bottle of Jameson or Bushmills, she will do at least one shot with you if she is really Irish and if she does two you will hear some stories you've never heard before, it will be well worth the time and money, really priceless. Think about what this lady has seen in her lifetime.

I've never met anyone of Irish descent that didn't appreciate a shot of Irish Whiskey on their birthday.
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I must agree spend time with her on her B-Day.
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Oh Christ sometimes y'all are worthless. Spend time with her? Ya think?!
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do what I did, dig out some old photos of hers that are messed up and have them retouched, fixed up and framed - thats what I did for mine before they passed. In my case it was old photos from her wedding, a few had been messed up, so I fixed them and now they on wall... in my opinion people that age dont care for "things" but they love memories.
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do what I did, dig out some old photos of hers that are messed up and have them retouched, fixed up and framed - thats what I did for mine before they passed. In my case it was old photos from her wedding, a few had been messed up, so I fixed them and now they on wall... in my opinion people that age dont care for "things" but they love memories.
Great idea!

though I like loreen's idea too
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do what I did, dig out some old photos of hers that are messed up and have them retouched, fixed up and framed - thats what I did for mine before they passed. In my case it was old photos from her wedding, a few had been messed up, so I fixed them and now they on wall... in my opinion people that age dont care for "things" but they love memories.
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Add in some some really comfy socks with your gift. My mom loves when I get her soft microfiber socks. Maybe they have some with an irish theme. One size fits all and they feel good on your feet especially when the weather is cold.
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Great grandma turns 90 soon. She is Irish and likes Irish things. Aside from that, I haven't the slightest clue. Doesn't really have any hobbies or anything like that. Has Siamese cat.

I was thinking something Irish though. Suggestions?
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It's either that, or, old people can never use too much soap. You could get her a bar of Irish Spring.

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