What Kind of Chainsaw do you own? - GoFuckYourself.com

Vendzilla · 02-23-2011, 05:39 PM

I own a few, a Stihl and a Husky, I fell two oaks that died today and cut them up for firewood and was thinking about this. I'm in a bar now cutting up video for some galleries, my back hurts a little, but that is starting to get numb, maybe that's the rum.
I own a craftsman chainsaw also, but it's too hard to start and I need to sharpen the chain. Was funny, I was figureing out how to sharpen the damn thing, haven't been using it for a while and I just usually get a new chain when it dulls, so I used my BlackBerry and youtubed "chainsaw sharpening" and followed the instructions.

Bartender is hot, LOL.. Hello Jessica!!!

Wait, I should be tweeting this shouldn't I? LMAO

CYF · 02-23-2011, 05:49 PM

I have a Craftsman, haven't had it for long tho.

bns666 · 02-23-2011, 06:07 PM

i don't need one but if i have to chose - stihl ftw

x-rate · 02-23-2011, 06:10 PM

Have a Stihl and it's do a great job!

brassmonkey · 02-23-2011, 06:23 PM

i use my mind

L-Pink · 02-23-2011, 06:35 PM

Stihl is very good but I bought a Husky because I raced their enduros for years.

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AaronM · 02-23-2011, 06:43 PM

I've had a Craftsman for 15 years.

Vendzilla · 02-23-2011, 06:44 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

Stihl is very good but I bought a Husky because I raced their enduros for years.

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I got the stihl by inhertance, the Husky at a garage sale for $25 and the Craftsman as a saftey award from where I was working at the time

L-Pink · 02-23-2011, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I got the stihl by inhertance, the Husky at a garage sale for $25 and the Craftsman as a saftey award from where I was working at the time

You got a chainsaw for a safety award. What were you doing testing land mines for a living?

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Vendzilla · 02-23-2011, 07:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

You got a chainsaw for a safety award. What were you doing testing land mines for a living?

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HEHEHE, I still have all my fingers!

Dead · 02-23-2011, 07:25 PM

Stihl 024 tried and true. Light weight yet, screams like a whore that likes it with never leaving me without wood!
Congrats on the free Oak, money in the bank for those who burn!
Buy a file that fits the chain and sharpin those fuckers, gets expensive to replace every time your saw cuts angles.

Bill8 · 02-23-2011, 08:09 PM

A big stihl and a little crappy one from walmart.

I use the little one more these days - so far it's held up okay.

SmokeyTheBear · 02-23-2011, 08:12 PM

husqvarna ftw !!

this is pretty cool

martinsc · 02-23-2011, 09:25 PM

how about some pics of the hot bartender?

fatfoo · 02-23-2011, 10:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla

cutting up video for some galleries

Looks like you don't need a chainsaw for this. Good luck!

justinsain · 02-23-2011, 11:03 PM

Long time ago I bought a used one in Texas

DBS.US · 02-23-2011, 11:17 PM

Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life · 02-24-2011, 01:36 AM

I've used Stihl and Husqvarna chainsaws, and I've got to say they both are pretty on par with one another from what I've seen. I'll lean toward Huskies as the better brand though based on my experience with their circular cut saws. I've made literally thousands and thousands of cuts through hardened head rail working on the railroad, using both Stihl and Husqvarna saws, and the Stihl's don't hold a candle to Husqvarna in that whole realm. The Stihl's gum up way faster, they've got an awkward balance to them, and they just don't seem to have the guts a Husqvarna does. Which lead's me to believe that if you were a Lumberjack, slasher, or somebody else who slung a chainsaw all day, you might find yourself in the same boat.

Chosen · 02-24-2011, 01:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

husqvarna ftw !!

this is pretty cool

Nice toy

Vendzilla · 02-24-2011, 09:10 AM

I use my Stihl most of the time, it has a 18" bar and I have the Husky with one twice as big.
Today swinging the maul to split the wood, I think I almost have a cord from yesterday, not a bad day. My back feels fine this morning. Getting older I worry about that!!

Got Porn? · 02-24-2011, 09:18 AM

20" Makita best chainsaw I have ever used.

RyuLion · 02-24-2011, 09:35 AM

NaughtyVisions · 02-24-2011, 09:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by justinsain

Long time ago I bought a used one in Texas

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Originally Posted by RyuLion

marketsmart · 02-24-2011, 09:50 AM

i have a dozen or more chainsaws, but the stihl's are definitely my favorite..

and with the safety features, i feel comfortable using them naked..

even running with them..

they also have great balance when launching down a flight of stairs...

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Rochard · 02-24-2011, 09:52 AM

Bring your chainsaw over to my house. I have two fucking tree that bang up across my house and my neighbors house.

Seriously.

NaughtyVisions · 02-24-2011, 10:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i have a dozen or more chainsaws, but the stihl's are definitely my favorite..

and with the safety features, i feel comfortable using them naked..

even running with them..

they also have great balance when launching down a flight of stairs...

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I think I saw some surveillance video of that circulating on the interwebs...

sarettah · 02-24-2011, 10:31 AM

CurrentlySober · 02-24-2011, 10:33 AM

I cant afford a chainsaw...

Chris · 02-24-2011, 10:45 AM

a craigslist job posting offer lmao

no way id ever get out and do that kinda work

BestXXXPorn · 02-24-2011, 11:53 AM

Husqvarna 455 Rancher ... does the job pretty well

cooldude7 · 02-24-2011, 12:24 PM

i dont own a chainsaw,
chainsaw owns me.

OY · 02-24-2011, 12:49 PM

I almost killed myself, by the tree, last time I used one. Now I only hire professionals with badass chainsaws to do the dirty work for me.

Vendzilla · 02-24-2011, 12:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard

Bring your chainsaw over to my house. I have two fucking tree that bang up across my house and my neighbors house.

Seriously.

Next time I drive down to Sac, I'll give you a call and bring my chainsaw

_Richard_ · 02-24-2011, 12:51 PM

i'd like to pick up a small one.. camping close to the city is a bitch as there is no firewood, one of those would really help

L-Pink · 02-24-2011, 12:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i have a dozen or more chainsaws, but the stihl's are definitely my favorite..

and with the safety features, i feel comfortable using them naked..

even running with them..

they also have great balance when launching down a flight of stairs...
.

What makes your posts so funny is the very real chance you are serious

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marketsmart · 02-24-2011, 12:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

What makes your posts so funny is the very real chance you are serious

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why would i be joking about such things?

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Rebel D · 02-24-2011, 01:22 PM

In case i still suck at linking you tube vids video here
https://youtube.com/watch?v=A52p9jc-gOo

Vendzilla · 02-24-2011, 01:45 PM

I wish I could find a youtube video of Hayfork High school in California, they rev up chain saws during football games to scare the opposing teams

http://www.mtshastanews.com/newsnow/...ayfork-tonight

NaughtyVisions · 02-24-2011, 03:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

i have a dozen or more chainsaws, but the stihl's are definitely my favorite..

and with the safety features, i feel comfortable using them naked..

even running with them..

they also have great balance when launching down a flight of stairs...

.

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

I think I saw some surveillance video of that circulating on the interwebs...

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink

What makes your posts so funny is the very real chance you are serious

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Quote:

Originally Posted by marketsmart

why would i be joking about such things?

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Sigh...

EDIT: Fuck! Embedding disabled. Bastards!
https://youtube.com/watch?v=hnIl4g6qvpE

NaughtyVisions · 02-24-2011, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Oystein

I almost killed myself, by the tree, last time I used one. Now I only hire professionals with badass chainsaws to do the dirty work for me.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jesus H Christ

As I was cutting down the last tree It jumped and I now have a four inch scare of my leg for the rest of my life.

Similar thing happened to my Dad. When I was about 20 or so (10+ yrs ago), still living at home with Dad, he wanted me to help him cut down some trees out back. I was reading the paper, and told him I'd be out in a few minutes when I was done. A little bit later, he comes in the back door and says, "I think I need a hand here."

I casually got up and replied, "Ok," thinking he meant with a tree. Then he says," I cut myself with the chainsaw," very nonchalantly. I was thinking "WTF?!" and ran to the back door, where he was standing with his hand trying to hold the skin on his leg/knee together.

I comment that I thought he should go to the hospital, but he hates doctors and refused. So, we cleaned it off the best we could, and wrapped it in bandages, and then he was back outside cutting down trees. He has a huge scar down the front of his leg.

marketsmart · 02-24-2011, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by NaughtyVisions

Sigh...

i bet you get off telling kids that the easter bunny and santa claus arent real...

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JP-pornshooter · 02-24-2011, 03:33 PM

i dont own one, typically call the tree trimming guy as needed.

but i know how to and have before sharpened a chainsaw.
btw instead of just getting a new saw, you can actually just get a new chain.

will76 · 02-24-2011, 03:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla

I own a few, a Stihl and a Husky, I fell two oaks that died today and cut them up for firewood and was thinking about this. I'm in a bar now cutting up video for some galleries, my back hurts a little, but that is starting to get numb, maybe that's the rum.
I own a craftsman chainsaw also, but it's too hard to start and I need to sharpen the chain. Was funny, I was figureing out how to sharpen the damn thing, haven't been using it for a while and I just usually get a new chain when it dulls, so I used my BlackBerry and youtubed "chainsaw sharpening" and followed the instructions.

Bartender is hot, LOL.. Hello Jessica!!!

Wait, I should be tweeting this shouldn't I? LMAO

i've had mine for 6 years and thousands of logs later it still works great. If you go cheap with a chainsaw it will last you 1 year at most. You need to get the good shit when it comes to stuff like that.

baddog · 02-24-2011, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

husqvarna ftw !!

this is pretty cool

Can he cut traffic with that?

TheDoc · 02-24-2011, 04:00 PM

A chainsaw thread? Hehehe....

I have machete, and can yell vrooooom really loud, it's almost the same thing.

02-23-2011, 05:39 PM	#1
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,201	What Kind of Chainsaw do you own? I own a few, a Stihl and a Husky, I fell two oaks that died today and cut them up for firewood and was thinking about this. I'm in a bar now cutting up video for some galleries, my back hurts a little, but that is starting to get numb, maybe that's the rum. I own a craftsman chainsaw also, but it's too hard to start and I need to sharpen the chain. Was funny, I was figureing out how to sharpen the damn thing, haven't been using it for a while and I just usually get a new chain when it dulls, so I used my BlackBerry and youtubed "chainsaw sharpening" and followed the instructions. Bartender is hot, LOL.. Hello Jessica!!! Wait, I should be tweeting this shouldn't I? LMAO __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

02-23-2011, 05:49 PM	#2
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02-23-2011, 07:25 PM	#11
Dead They left the door open Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 4,450	Stihl 024 tried and true. Light weight yet, screams like a whore that likes it with never leaving me without wood! Congrats on the free Oak, money in the bank for those who burn! Buy a file that fits the chain and sharpin those fuckers, gets expensive to replace every time your saw cuts angles.

02-23-2011, 08:09 PM	#12
Bill8 Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2001 Posts: 1,901	A big stihl and a little crappy one from walmart. I use the little one more these days - so far it's held up okay.

02-23-2011, 08:12 PM	#13
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Angry Jew Cat - Banned for Life (felis madjewicus) Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: In Mom & Dad's Basement Posts: 20,368	I've used Stihl and Husqvarna chainsaws, and I've got to say they both are pretty on par with one another from what I've seen. I'll lean toward Huskies as the better brand though based on my experience with their circular cut saws. I've made literally thousands and thousands of cuts through hardened head rail working on the railroad, using both Stihl and Husqvarna saws, and the Stihl's don't hold a candle to Husqvarna in that whole realm. The Stihl's gum up way faster, they've got an awkward balance to them, and they just don't seem to have the guts a Husqvarna does. Which lead's me to believe that if you were a Lumberjack, slasher, or somebody else who slung a chainsaw all day, you might find yourself in the same boat.

02-24-2011, 09:10 AM	#20
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,201	I use my Stihl most of the time, it has a 18" bar and I have the Husky with one twice as big. Today swinging the maul to split the wood, I think I almost have a cord from yesterday, not a bad day. My back feels fine this morning. Getting older I worry about that!! __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

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02-24-2011, 01:45 PM	#38
Vendzilla Biker Gnome Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: cell#324 Posts: 23,201	I wish I could find a youtube video of Hayfork High school in California, they rev up chain saws during football games to scare the opposing teams http://www.mtshastanews.com/newsnow/...ayfork-tonight __________________ Webair died? Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that

02-24-2011, 03:33 PM	#42
JP-pornshooter Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: westcoast usa Posts: 4,007	i dont own one, typically call the tree trimming guy as needed. but i know how to and have before sharpened a chainsaw. btw instead of just getting a new saw, you can actually just get a new chain. __________________ "Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection." -- Author Unknown

02-24-2011, 04:00 PM	#45
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