How can you be SURE someone has to read a letter? - GoFuckYourself.com

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2011, 02:41 PM

Say I want to write to some asshole who has huge celebrity status. But I want the letter to make it past his personal assistants and other idiots. Is there something that can be written on the envelope that'll make it more likely to get through?

DeanCapture · 03-28-2011, 02:46 PM

Yes, in the return address, put something like:

Johnson Medical Labs
Re: Test Results
545 Madison Ave
City, State, Zip

And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

That should get right through

RuthB · 03-28-2011, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture

Yes, in the return address, put something like:

Johnson Medical Labs
Re: Test Results
545 Madison Ave
City, State, Zip

And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

That should get right through

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2011, 02:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture

Yes, in the return address, put something like:

Johnson Medical Labs
Re: Test Results
545 Madison Ave
City, State, Zip

And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

That should get right through

LoL!!! I actually considered something similar to that!

AdultKing · 03-28-2011, 03:00 PM

Any decent PA will already know that you have VD

Nice trick, unlikely to work.

Perhaps marking the letter/package as containing explosives would get more attention :P

SomeCreep · 03-28-2011, 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Say I want to write to some asshole who has huge celebrity status. But I want the letter to make it past his personal assistants and other idiots. Is there something that can be written on the envelope that'll make it more likely to get through?

Don't do it.

Way3 · 03-28-2011, 03:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture

Yes, in the return address, put something like:

Johnson Medical Labs
Re: Test Results
545 Madison Ave
City, State, Zip

And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

That should get right through

Nice! That should work!!!

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2011, 03:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AdultKing

Any decent PA will already know that you have VD

Nice trick, unlikely to work.

Perhaps marking the letter/package as containing explosives would get more attention :P

You have solved it.

Barry-xlovecam · 03-28-2011, 04:06 PM

Pay a Process Server to give it to him ...

woj · 03-28-2011, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture

Yes, in the return address, put something like:

Johnson Medical Labs
Re: Test Results
545 Madison Ave
City, State, Zip

And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

That should get right through

seeandsee · 03-28-2011, 04:24 PM

that result trick can be worthy

Elli · 03-28-2011, 04:28 PM

write something girlie on the envelope like "remember me? I can't wait to see you again!" lots of hearts n shit.

SleazyDream · 03-28-2011, 04:46 PM

send it registered, and in the first line say

I plan to lake legal action if you do not respond.

they or may not respond, but they WILL read the rest.

CaptainHowdy · 03-28-2011, 04:57 PM

Don't send it, that way it will definetively arrive to it's destiny ...

Agent 488 · 03-28-2011, 05:00 PM

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2011, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

send it registered, and in the first line say

I plan to lake legal action if you do not respond.

they or may not respond, but they WILL read the rest.

I can't stand you, but thanks for trying to post a useful response.

MrMaxwell · 03-28-2011, 08:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

Pay a Process Server to give it to him ...

That's really a very good idea.. I imagine having someone "serve" a star would cost more than my pockets, though

Chosen · 03-28-2011, 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DeanCapture

Yes, in the return address, put something like:

Johnson Medical Labs
Re: Test Results
545 Madison Ave
City, State, Zip

And then somewhere on the envelop stamp with red ink "Private & Confidential"!

That should get right through

Good one

SleazyDream · 03-29-2011, 10:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

I can't stand you, but thanks for trying to post a useful response.

I don't know who you are, but glad I was able to make you think.

MrMaxwell · 03-29-2011, 07:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

I don't know who you are, but glad I was able to make you think.

I didn't say that. I said "Thank you for trying to post a useful thread"
You remember me, I'm the man who broke down you business venture mistakes and whinings into simple complete fuckups... the one you couldn't respond to, because you were so hopelessly wrong.

I know that you remember me

If someone handed me my ass that way, I'd remember them and go for a spelling lesson.

Barry-xlovecam · 03-29-2011, 07:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

That's really a very good idea.. I imagine having someone "serve" a star would cost more than my pockets, though

Most celebs do business as legal entities ( corporation, LLC etc). All corporations have Resident Agents that are required by state law to accept legal service for the celeb's corporate entity. A corporation's Resident Agent has both the legal obligation and fiduciary responsibility by law to make sure that the addressed officer of the corporation receives the letter.

Sent the letter certified return receipt (Domestic USA less that $10.00).

Finding that celebs place and name of incorporation might be a problem ...

03-28-2011, 02:41 PM	#1
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