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RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 03:58 PM

I have spent all day on this board reading and laughing my ass off. Here's a quote:

Author: january
Date: 1/22/2003 3:07 pm EST

I just revisited my psychiatrist, who is not an expert in SA, but she told me in her experience she has seen esp. with women, that "if you have a gut feeling, it is probably true."

I am so sick, and tired. I discovered my H's interest in porn in 2002, but have handled everything poorly (gotten mad, etc.) My gut tells me he still views, but he says he doesn't. He DOES tell me though that viewing is not a problem, all men do it (then he ticks off names..."your dad did it, your brother, your son does it, that's why it's a billion dollar business, I don't abandon you and spend hours on the Internet like SAs do....")

Every week I "blip"...and we butt heads on whether or not he still views...his last admitted time was November on bus. trip. I won't bore you with the details on why I think he still views. Suffice to say I am sick, sick, sick that we can't resolve this, that he doesn't take my hand and either help ME get through this, or admit HE has a problem and get help. He told me I have a "self esteem problem". No, I think I have a problem with being 'lied' too, instead. How could this person who says he loves me, lie and put me through such hell?

I am looking for a couples counselor in the Seattle area...

Any words of advice, or wisdom is appreciated. - January

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 04:02 PM

I have some advice: get some self esteem.

SpaceAce

eroswebmaster · 01-22-2003, 04:03 PM

so who's of you are going to be the first to spam this board with your paysites? LOL

Looks like a pool of cc's just waiting to be exploited

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 04:04 PM

OK, I've just been reading over there. Who's got the gaping asshole picture? Go do your thing.

SpaceAce

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
so who's of you are going to be the first to spam this board with your paysites? LOL

Looks like a pool of cc's just waiting to be exploited

Funny, I was contemplating the very same thing. Dunno how tasteless I am yet tho

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 04:06 PM

Anyone notice the abundance of wimmen posting over there and how they are trying to get thier husbands to stop masturbating???

Kris · 01-22-2003, 04:08 PM

this is pretty funny... i know what i'm doing tonight

Gutterboy · 01-22-2003, 04:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY
Anyone notice the abundance of wimmen posting over there and how they are trying to get thier husbands to stop masturbating???

Thats womyn to you. The only question left is.. what site to spam?

xratedmidgets and savagesonblondes come immediately to mind, but since they're all insecure whiners it'd better be something that features really hot women.

Hooper · 01-22-2003, 04:10 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by eroswebmaster
so who's of you are going to be the first to spam this board with your paysites? LOL

Looks like a pool of cc's just waiting to be exploited

*raising hand*

Me Me Me!!!!

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 04:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

Thats womyn to you. The only question left is.. what site to spam?

xratedmidgets and savagesonblondes come immediately to mind, but since they're all insecure whiners it'd better be something that features really hot women.

Max. Hardcore.

Oh, man.

SpaceAce

Gutterboy · 01-22-2003, 04:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper

*raising hand*

Me Me Me!!!!

HAHAHAHAHA Nice!

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hooper

*raising hand*

Me Me Me!!!!

eroswebmaster · 01-22-2003, 04:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

HAHAHAHAHA Nice!

LOL too fucking funny.

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 04:21 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gutterboy

HAHAHAHAHA Nice!

LOL, OK, I have to go add to that.

SpaceAce

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 04:21 PM

lol they jumped all over that!

FUCKuPAYme · 01-22-2003, 04:23 PM

No spamming

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 04:25 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY
HAHAHAHAHAHA

Gentlemen, I take a bow.

SpaceAce

Ludedude · 01-22-2003, 04:28 PM

You guys have no shame

Kris · 01-22-2003, 04:28 PM

holy shit!!

seriously falling out of my chair

SquarePants · 01-22-2003, 04:28 PM

What a bunch of losers!. (that no porn board) My girlfriend has a friend that found out here boyfriend was surfing porn, and she raised holy hell. She found out we are taking on an Adult client and was just sick. What is the issue with these people. I can understand if the viewer won't have sex with their partner because of porn, but I would be willing to bet that most these moaners (trigger word!) are just plain frigid and can't accept the fact that they may be the root cause.

Edit: clarify the losers.

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 04:34 PM

I wonder how fast that ol "SP" guy is typing right now. LOL. Man I wish I could see how red his face is.

SquarePants · 01-22-2003, 04:34 PM

Do they list all the triger words?? May be good search terms

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 04:36 PM

Yeah, but are there any hair trigger words is what I wanna know

MaxDent · 01-22-2003, 04:38 PM

Yeah lady, grow the hell up and get confident stupid!

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 04:38 PM

quote:

Subject: To the current Troll
Author: Curious Voyager
Date: 1/22/2003 6:27 pm EST

The evil that you visit on others will be returned on you. You are a truly sad individual and I have no pity for you. Your soul must be weak to strike out at us in such a way.

Come on, you gonna take that from her???

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 04:40 PM

Holy shit! You guys are flooding that poor board.

SpaceAce

SquarePants · 01-22-2003, 04:41 PM

What that board needs is a really good debater (trigger word) to make them come (trigger word) to their senses (trigger word)

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 04:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY
quote:

Subject: To the current Troll
Author: Curious Voyager
Date: 1/22/2003 6:27 pm EST

The evil that you visit on others will be returned on you. You are a truly sad individual and I have no pity for you. Your soul must be weak to strike out at us in such a way.

Come on, you gonna take that from her???

I don't think my soul is weak as much as my humor is strong.

These people need a big dose of "lighten up". It's just sex, for goodness sake. Flies, hamsters and wallabees can handle it. Why can't the people on that board?

SpaceAce

SCJason · 01-22-2003, 04:44 PM

Nice one Hooper...............Fuckin Classic !!

gothweb · 01-22-2003, 04:44 PM

It isn't wrong for people to view porn. However, being dishonest with your significant other isn't okay. So, while I am sure these women are grossly over-reacting, some of that they are upset about may still be valid.

Bake · 01-22-2003, 04:45 PM

There not loading properly now I guess GFY has slowed there server This is some funny shit

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 04:46 PM

These women take it to a whole other level, Ian. Lemme see if I can find the thread of the people praising a woman for putting spyware on her husband's PC...

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by gothweb
It isn't wrong for people to view porn. However, being dishonest with your significant other isn't okay. So, while I am sure these women are grossly over-reacting, some of that they are upset about may still be valid.

Hm, could it be that their spouses feel they have to be dishonest about it because their significant others have unreasonable, psychotic reactions to it?

Of course you should be honest with your partner, but sometimes you end up stuck between two shitty decisions.

SpaceAce

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 04:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY
These women take it to a whole other level, Ian. Lemme see if I can find the thread of the people praising a woman for putting spyware on her husband's PC...

I was just feeling a little guilty about all this, but if they're really that twisted...

SpaceAce

eroswebmaster · 01-22-2003, 04:52 PM

Never mind...lol

Gutterboy · 01-22-2003, 05:04 PM

Quote:

"I'm feeling uncomfortable at work right now -- in the aftermath of the six-week relapse I had, I find myself back in my boss's doghouse. She's asked me repeatedly in the last two weeks "What the hell have you been working on in there?" I can't tell her that I'm frantically trying to catch up after spending weeks of company time on porn and masturbation."

How the FUCK can you masturbate 8+ hours a day for WEEKS on end? I think some of these shmucks are using porn as an excuse for being unmotivated and lazy.

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 05:05 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY
These women take it to a whole other level, Ian. Lemme see if I can find the thread of the people praising a woman for putting spyware on her husband's PC...

here it is...

Subject: RE: help
Author: Another wife
Date: 1/22/2003 4:23 pm EST

January, I felt the same way in my marriage. My gut feeling and his constant lying was causing so many emotions. It is so much better when you can make choices based on his choices and truth. I installed spyware, Spector Pro, on our computer in the stealth mode. Even if he erases all tracks, everything will be saved in the spyware. You don't have to check it daily. You can check every keystroke, website, e-mail, all his passwords, on the net, viewing off net, chat, etc. My therapist told me the same and actually TOLD me to install this. That DID give me the needed knowledge to make my own choices. I monitered that for 6 weeks before I told him and of course, he went nuts. It did NOT make any difference to me how he felt. He didn't care about me when he was making his choices. I am not sure that I will stay in this marriage. He chooses to make excuses more than he chooses to enter recovery. I might love him but I think more of myself than spend a lifetime with him and miss out on the loving and intimate relationship of a normal guy

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 05:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY

a normal guy

Honey, I have some bad news for you...

SpaceAce

SpaceAce · 01-22-2003, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY

here it is...

Subject: RE: help
Author: Another wife
Date: 1/22/2003 4:23 pm EST

January, I felt the same way in my marriage. My gut feeling and his constant lying was causing so many emotions. It is so much better when you can make choices based on his choices and truth. I installed spyware, Spector Pro, on our computer in the stealth mode. Even if he erases all tracks, everything will be saved in the spyware. You don't have to check it daily. You can check every keystroke, website, e-mail, all his passwords, on the net, viewing off net, chat, etc. My therapist told me the same and actually TOLD me to install this. That DID give me the needed knowledge to make my own choices. I monitered that for 6 weeks before I told him and of course, he went nuts. It did NOT make any difference to me how he felt. He didn't care about me when he was making his choices. I am not sure that I will stay in this marriage. He chooses to make excuses more than he chooses to enter recovery. I might love him but I think more of myself than spend a lifetime with him and miss out on the loving and intimate relationship of a normal guy

I love how she is justifying her actions by saying "he did something (I think was) wrong, so it's OK that I did something wrong". What line of bullshit do you suppose she would use to justify it if he had not been doing what she suspected?

SpaceAce

Gutterboy · 01-22-2003, 05:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by SpaceAce

Honey, I have some bad news for you...

SpaceAce

Indeed! You'd think by this time she'd know...

Nysus · 01-22-2003, 05:12 PM

Going to view porn is nothing more than imagining fantasy. He should surf porn with his wife... or read her an erotic story... and then make mad love..

Cheers,
Matt

Hooper · 01-22-2003, 05:22 PM

Quote:

Hm, could it be that their spouses feel they have to be dishonest about it because their significant others have unreasonable, psychotic reactions to it?

I think that is exactly the problem.

A family member got all freaked out that her husband was wackin off to penthouse mags 2-3 times a week when she wouldnt put out.

We asked her why she didnt just fuck him more and she said "eww gross".

So you wont put out but you'll chastise and threaten your husband for wanting normal sexual gratification?

IMHO most of the SA people come from households that are either laden with abuse or from a household like i just described.

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 05:24 PM

Tawnee Stone is now posting over there

Gutterboy · 01-22-2003, 05:28 PM

Jimmys harping on the trigger words thing is killing me. I've laughed so hard my stomach aches.. argh.

RATBOY · 01-22-2003, 05:32 PM

Lol, my face just hurts laughing so damn hard

J B · 01-22-2003, 05:55 PM

http://boardserver.mycomputer.com/read.html?collapse=&uid=2317272&u=lightwave&id=162 27&loc=0&thread=16227&f=1&u=lightwave

I guess somebody won't be too happy...

stanton · 01-22-2003, 05:57 PM

What Is his email? I will spam him some quality porno!!

Quote:

Originally posted by RATBOY
I have spent all day on this board reading and laughing my ass off. Here's a quote:

Author: january
Date: 1/22/2003 3:07 pm EST

I just revisited my psychiatrist, who is not an expert in SA, but she told me in her experience she has seen esp. with women, that "if you have a gut feeling, it is probably true."

I am so sick, and tired. I discovered my H's interest in porn in 2002, but have handled everything poorly (gotten mad, etc.) My gut tells me he still views, but he says he doesn't. He DOES tell me though that viewing is not a problem, all men do it (then he ticks off names..."your dad did it, your brother, your son does it, that's why it's a billion dollar business, I don't abandon you and spend hours on the Internet like SAs do....")

Every week I "blip"...and we butt heads on whether or not he still views...his last admitted time was November on bus. trip. I won't bore you with the details on why I think he still views. Suffice to say I am sick, sick, sick that we can't resolve this, that he doesn't take my hand and either help ME get through this, or admit HE has a problem and get help. He told me I have a "self esteem problem". No, I think I have a problem with being 'lied' too, instead. How could this person who says he loves me, lie and put me through such hell?

I am looking for a couples counselor in the Seattle area...

Any words of advice, or wisdom is appreciated. - January

twistyneck · 01-22-2003, 06:04 PM

You should have kept that board quiet dude. Imagine having a board full of porn addicts to spam and having them all to yourself. heh. Damn. You screwed this one up.

Carrie · 01-22-2003, 06:12 PM

My god, but you are all idiots.
If you had ANY common sense, you'd be over there spamming CJ's paysites for women telling these babes to get back at their husbands and show him how it feels!!!! Pump up their revenge motivation OR very gently offer them the opportunity to step into their husband's shoes so that perhaps they can understand him a little more and help their relationship....

HELLO? BUELLER???

Egads, do we women have to do EVERYTHING for you?

01-22-2003, 03:58 PM	#1
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	Funniest shit i've seen all week I have spent all day on this board reading and laughing my ass off. Here's a quote: Author: january Date: 1/22/2003 3:07 pm EST I just revisited my psychiatrist, who is not an expert in SA, but she told me in her experience she has seen esp. with women, that "if you have a gut feeling, it is probably true." I am so sick, and tired. I discovered my H's interest in porn in 2002, but have handled everything poorly (gotten mad, etc.) My gut tells me he still views, but he says he doesn't. He DOES tell me though that viewing is not a problem, all men do it (then he ticks off names..."your dad did it, your brother, your son does it, that's why it's a billion dollar business, I don't abandon you and spend hours on the Internet like SAs do....") Every week I "blip"...and we butt heads on whether or not he still views...his last admitted time was November on bus. trip. I won't bore you with the details on why I think he still views. Suffice to say I am sick, sick, sick that we can't resolve this, that he doesn't take my hand and either help ME get through this, or admit HE has a problem and get help. He told me I have a "self esteem problem". No, I think I have a problem with being 'lied' too, instead. How could this person who says he loves me, lie and put me through such hell? I am looking for a couples counselor in the Seattle area... Any words of advice, or wisdom is appreciated. - January

01-22-2003, 04:03 PM	#3
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01-22-2003, 04:06 PM	#6
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01-22-2003, 04:21 PM	#15
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	lol they jumped all over that!

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RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	HAHAHAHAHAHA

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SquarePants Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Illinois Posts: 408	What a bunch of losers!. (that no porn board) My girlfriend has a friend that found out here boyfriend was surfing porn, and she raised holy hell. She found out we are taking on an Adult client and was just sick. What is the issue with these people. I can understand if the viewer won't have sex with their partner because of porn, but I would be willing to bet that most these moaners (trigger word!) are just plain frigid and can't accept the fact that they may be the root cause. Edit: clarify the losers. __________________ I think there is a world market for maybe five computers. - Thomas Watson, chairman of IBM, 1943. Last edited by SquarePants; 01-22-2003 at 04:30 PM..

01-22-2003, 04:34 PM	#22
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	I wonder how fast that ol "SP" guy is typing right now. LOL. Man I wish I could see how red his face is.

01-22-2003, 04:36 PM	#24
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	Yeah, but are there any hair trigger words is what I wanna know

01-22-2003, 04:38 PM	#25
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01-22-2003, 04:41 PM	#28
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01-22-2003, 04:46 PM	#33
RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	These women take it to a whole other level, Ian. Lemme see if I can find the thread of the people praising a woman for putting spyware on her husband's PC...

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RATBOY Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seattle, WA Posts: 1,592	Tawnee Stone is now posting over there

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Gutterboy So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Dis Posts: 4,751	Jimmys harping on the trigger words thing is killing me. I've laughed so hard my stomach aches.. argh.

01-22-2003, 05:32 PM	#46
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Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	My god, but you are all idiots. If you had ANY common sense, you'd be over there spamming CJ's paysites for women telling these babes to get back at their husbands and show him how it feels!!!! Pump up their revenge motivation OR very gently offer them the opportunity to step into their husband's shoes so that perhaps they can understand him a little more and help their relationship.... HELLO? BUELLER??? Egads, do we women have to do EVERYTHING for you?