Police officer rides someone?s ass until they get into the slow lane where they belong - GoFuckYourself.com

TMM_Vlad · 04-21-2011, 09:51 AM

The slow lane is for slow people, get in the slow lane! lol

seeandsee · 04-21-2011, 09:52 AM

that dude got pwned by cop

Rochard · 04-21-2011, 09:54 AM

I hate slow fucking people in the fast lane.

kristin · 04-21-2011, 10:05 AM

Drives me nuts, if you are gonna go slow, right lane.

LOL, he got owned by the cop.

Tom_PM · 04-21-2011, 10:08 AM

Kids get excited about the darndest things too.

96ukssob · 04-21-2011, 10:10 AM

that video is awesome

czarina · 04-21-2011, 10:10 AM

as they should!

Itchy · 04-21-2011, 10:11 AM

Yngwie · 04-21-2011, 10:15 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Tom

Kids get excited about the darndest things too.

and he said "high speed chase". Where the fuck did he see a high speed chase? haha

pornguy · 04-21-2011, 10:26 AM

No the best part was her saying.. " Shel we dont have the stickers "

baddog · 04-21-2011, 10:32 AM

The Interstate highways would be so much more effective if cops enforced the "left lane is for passing" laws on the books.

Is there a state worse than Oregon when it comes to their slow drivers in the fast lane?

V_RocKs · 04-21-2011, 10:34 AM

That is what big gulps are for. Just get in front of them, toss it out and hit the gas. They aren't going to go above 65 for nothing.

TMM_Vlad · 04-21-2011, 11:06 AM

newB · 04-21-2011, 11:07 AM

Interesting that you post this. For the past few days I've noticed several HP officers driving considerably under the speed limit - in one instance they were unmarked going 47 on a two lane road zoned for 55. Maybe I'm just suspicious but it seemed to me like he was trying to goad me into passing him so he could give me a ticket for 'unsafe driving' or some such nonsense.

marcop · 04-21-2011, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

The Interstate highways would be so much more effective if cops enforced the "left lane is for passing" laws on the books.

Is there a state worse than Oregon when it comes to their slow drivers in the fast lane?

I think LA is pretty bad for that.

Phoenix · 04-21-2011, 11:09 AM

were they speaking english?
i could only understand the female

MrMaxwell · 04-21-2011, 11:15 AM

For the love of christ taking a dark yellow piss on a fresh soft snack cracker PLEASE SEND A HERD OF OFFICERS JUST LIKE THAT ONE to motherfucking "I DRIVE LIKE I'M TOO BUSY SHITTING MYSELF AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT to FIND THE GAS PEDAL LAND" otherwise known as "I'M GOING OUT NOW TO FIND ANOTHER RETARD TO DRIVE RIGHT BESIDE DOING TWENTY UNDER ON A TWO LANE ROAD VILLE" otherwise commonly known and referred to as "THE STATE OF KANSAS"

!!!!!!!

I swear to christ taking a shit on the moon, give me a TANK, a light bar, a belt fed .50 and a badge and I'll fix that kind of driving FOR GOOD [/rant]

marketsmart · 04-21-2011, 11:18 AM

that cop was tailgating, which is against the law, before he put his lights on..

i would have slammed on my brakes and let the cop plow into me..

fucking pigs...

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MrMaxwell · 04-21-2011, 11:18 AM

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

MrMaxwell · 04-21-2011, 11:19 AM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

that cop was tailgating, which is against the law, before he put his lights on..

i would have slammed on my brakes and let the cop plow into me..

fucking pigs...

.

Then he flips his lights on the second you hit him and was "in pursuit" and they're not liable for much of anything during a "pursuit" and you just fucked yourself. I think.

Tom_PM · 04-21-2011, 11:25 AM

MrMaxwell · 04-21-2011, 11:27 AM

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You reverse captioned, or something like that.... very nice

_Richard_ · 04-21-2011, 11:33 AM

haha cops with senses of humour

baddog · 04-21-2011, 11:36 AM

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Originally Posted by marcop

I think LA is pretty bad for that.

I guess I was not clear enough. Yes, Interstates run past LA, but I am talking about where it matters, on the open road, two lane areas. No one cares what lane you are in when everyone is doing the same speed. Unless you meant Louisiana, and in that case, I don't recall it being an issue with their drivers.

xenigo · 04-21-2011, 11:40 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog

The Interstate highways would be so much more effective if cops enforced the "left lane is for passing" laws on the books.

Exactly. Does anyone have any idea why police don't enforce the lane courtesy laws currently on the books?

Anyone friends with a cop in California that can ask? I'm frankly sick of their enforcement of convenience... speed laws & domestic violence are their forte... everything else goes unenforced.

Does anyone know who we can talk to to make some productive change happen? Something needs to be done about this problem.

dyna mo · 04-21-2011, 11:44 AM

worse are the ones who get in the hov lane and go the speed limit. ugh.

tiger · 04-21-2011, 01:54 PM

That cop should get an award for that.

marketsmart · 04-21-2011, 01:56 PM

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Originally Posted by tiger

That cop should get an award for that.

for endangering the lives of people on the freeway by potentially causing an accident..

yeah, real smart observation genius...

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dyna mo · 04-21-2011, 01:58 PM

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Originally Posted by marketsmart

for endangering the lives of people on the freeway by potentially causing an accident..

yeah, real smart observation genius...

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i agree. tbh, if that cop were serious, he would of actually pulled the car over and ticketed the driver. not done something dangerous like risking people's lives tailgating like that.

marcop · 04-21-2011, 02:24 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog

I guess I was not clear enough. Yes, Interstates run past LA, but I am talking about where it matters, on the open road, two lane areas. No one cares what lane you are in when everyone is doing the same speed. Unless you meant Louisiana, and in that case, I don't recall it being an issue with their drivers.

I guess I wasn't clear enough... I drive the 405 from the Westside to the Valley all the time, and frequently the fastest traffic is in the center or even the rightmost lanes.

VikingMan · 04-21-2011, 02:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

were they speaking english?
i could only understand the female

Modern dumbed down trendy emasculated male

Amputate Your Head · 04-21-2011, 02:30 PM

Fuck the police.

halfpint · 04-21-2011, 02:31 PM

They are both idiots... The cop and the driver of the other car should both be done for reckless diving

If you drive up somebodys arse over here and the cops see it. They pull you over for reckless driving

They were both being complete morans.

Amputate Your Head · 04-21-2011, 02:35 PM

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wreackless diving

*Reckless driving. (not wreackless diving)

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Originally Posted by halfpint

somebodys

*somebody's (the possessive)

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Originally Posted by halfpint

They were both being complete morans.

*morons (sp)

halfpint · 04-21-2011, 02:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

*Reckless driving. (not wreackless diving)

*somebody's (the possessive)

*morons (sp)

yeah yeah whatever its been a long fucking day ok

xNetworx · 04-21-2011, 02:57 PM

That was so full of win

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newB Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere between reality and total ape-shit bonkers. Posts: 2,870	Interesting that you post this. For the past few days I've noticed several HP officers driving considerably under the speed limit - in one instance they were unmarked going 47 on a two lane road zoned for 55. Maybe I'm just suspicious but it seemed to me like he was trying to goad me into passing him so he could give me a ticket for 'unsafe driving' or some such nonsense. __________________ The best Adult Affiliate Programs reviewed and indexed by niche and feature. Easily find the sponsors that suit your needs.

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MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	For the love of christ taking a dark yellow piss on a fresh soft snack cracker PLEASE SEND A HERD OF OFFICERS JUST LIKE THAT ONE to motherfucking "I DRIVE LIKE I'M TOO BUSY SHITTING MYSELF AND LAUGHING ABOUT IT to FIND THE GAS PEDAL LAND" otherwise known as "I'M GOING OUT NOW TO FIND ANOTHER RETARD TO DRIVE RIGHT BESIDE DOING TWENTY UNDER ON A TWO LANE ROAD VILLE" otherwise commonly known and referred to as "THE STATE OF KANSAS" !!!!!!! I swear to christ taking a shit on the moon, give me a TANK, a light bar, a belt fed .50 and a badge and I'll fix that kind of driving FOR GOOD [/rant] Last edited by MrMaxwell; 04-21-2011 at 11:16 AM..

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