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Deputy Chief Command · 04-28-2011, 05:52 PM

http://themacuser.org/

cracks me up everytime I see it ! apple fanboys getting excited over the usual

Amputate Your Head · 04-28-2011, 05:54 PM

What a lousy website. Must have been created on a WinBlows machine.

Deputy Chief Command · 04-28-2011, 05:55 PM

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Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

What a lousy website. Must have been created on a WinBlows machine.

I bet it was

SBJ · 04-28-2011, 06:11 PM

Anyone catch the New South Park last night? It was all about the ipad and apple
http://www.southparkstudios.com/clip...ry-new-product

DangerX !!! · 04-28-2011, 07:05 PM

lol       

tabasco · 04-28-2011, 07:11 PM

AAB · 04-28-2011, 07:31 PM

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Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

http://themacuser.org/

Brilliant. The most accurate desription of a Mac fanboy to date

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jimmy-3-way · 04-28-2011, 08:40 PM

Don't worry Harvey, one day you can afford a Mac.

harvey · 04-28-2011, 09:03 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Don't worry Harvey, one day you can afford a Mac.

I hope so

wanna lend me some monies?

L-Pink · 04-28-2011, 09:08 PM

This thread is some funny shit !

96ukssob · 04-28-2011, 11:00 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmy-3-way

Don't worry Harvey, one day you can afford a Mac.

most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.

harvey · 04-29-2011, 12:05 AM

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Originally Posted by bossku69

most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.

I'm poor, don't make fun of me, better help me instead

sambucas · 04-29-2011, 12:36 AM

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Originally Posted by harvey

You know, I'm on iMac and I'll remember to laugh at this joke with my girlfriend later today.

p.s.
Nice wires!

Emil · 04-29-2011, 01:43 AM

When I was at the airport some dude sat there with his mac laptop.
I got so annoyed because he had a shirt that looked exactly like this:

He sat there with his ugly shirt, red hair and played with his "look at me, im sooo special-computer".

DamianJ · 04-29-2011, 01:51 AM

FUCKING GREAT! Another Macs/PC thread!

Can we do another Android/iPhone or Foreskin/Cut one too!

THESE ARE ALWAYS BRILLIANT!!!111oneoneone

(cocks)

seeandsee · 04-29-2011, 02:37 AM

this is some kind of viral 'shit' ? :D

UniqueD · 04-29-2011, 02:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Emil

When I was at the airport some dude sat there with his mac laptop.
I got so annoyed because he had a shirt that looked exactly like this:

He sat there with his ugly shirt, red hair and played with his "look at me, im sooo special-computer".

It's funny how it bothers you that a dude was using his laptop at an airport. How dare that smug fucker.

Emil · 04-29-2011, 02:57 AM

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Originally Posted by UniqueD

It's funny how it bothers you that a dude was using his laptop at an airport. How dare that smug fucker.

It was he's ugly fucking clothes that annoyed me, not that he used a "computer".

CurrentlySober · 04-29-2011, 03:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deputy Chief Command

http://themacuser.org/

I like mac...

Django · 04-29-2011, 03:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

FUCKING GREAT! Another Macs/PC thread!

Can we do another Android/iPhone or Foreskin/Cut one too!

THESE ARE ALWAYS BRILLIANT!!!111oneoneone

(cocks)

Chosen · 04-29-2011, 05:58 AM

This thread delivers

pornmasta · 04-29-2011, 06:30 AM

Vick! · 04-29-2011, 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.

What about the assholes who roam around with Xperia Arc, N8, HTC Inspire, LG Optimus in their hands and still blast iPhone like a motherfucker?

bronco67 · 04-29-2011, 07:53 AM

Thanks for that image. I couldn't get it out of my mind and have been haunted by the idea that's going on somewhere in the world.

harvey · 04-29-2011, 11:10 AM

First, one thing: I really don't give a damn about Apple vs PC and all your teenager fandom. I realize that they're just companies counting money by billions and they laugh at the idiots spending more and more money on them and running pro and anti crusades. I just found those images funny

Second: what this thread tells us all is that it's pretty evident Apple users posting here didn't buy the "sense of humor" app. Available at Mac Store. And yes, it's SHINY!

ineedafix · 04-29-2011, 11:39 AM

As soon as you can use Final Cut Pro on a windows machine let me know.

cooldude7 · 04-29-2011, 11:48 AM

thats site looks 90's

anyways , i dont like limitations and restriction so i am PC, i can change/modify any hardware anytime.,.,
i am PC with linux.

harvey · 04-29-2011, 12:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ineedafix

As soon as you can use Final Cut Pro on a windows machine let me know.

as soon as you launch a rocket with a Mac, just lmk

I just can imagine the situation:

Quote:

- Houston, we have a problem!
- What's going on?
- We can't land on Mars, the computer is asking us for the landing app, and to buy the "Space Odyssey" iTune
- ..... OK, permission granted, just buy those fucking apps and iTunes and land on Mars!
- OK, we're on it, roger
- .....
- Errr.... Houston, another problem....
- Now what?
- We installed the apps but now they don't work because our movements weren't tracked by our iPhones, probably because we don't have any iPhone here!
- ....
- ...but it says we can override that by buying the "Exception Tracking for Outer Space Exploring" app on Mac Store
- (eating his hat) OK, buy ANYTHING YOU NEED, just land!
- OK, thank you
- errr... Housty.... mmmm.... more problems
- NOW WHAAAAT?!?!?!?!
- The new app won't work in our latest Mac model because they launched a new one yesterday. They suggested us to get back to Earth, buy a new Mac and then the app will work
- (with a gun to his head) Abort mission....
- .... we would love to, buy we don't have the "abort mission" app, nor the "Getting back home" iTune and our CC was rejected
- .....

96ukssob · 04-29-2011, 12:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

I'm poor, don't make fun of me, better help me instead

help me, help you! see sig

Amputate Your Head · 04-29-2011, 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

as soon as you launch a rocket with a Mac, just lmk

Using Final Cut pertains to your business. Launching rockets does not. Now, you tell me which is more important to you.

harvey · 04-29-2011, 12:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Using Final Cut pertains to your business. Launching rockets does not. Now, you tell me which is more important to you.

I launch rockets in my free time

and btw, never used Final Cut, so couldn't care less about it

even David Bowie sings about what happened to Major Tom for not having the right apps!

czarina · 04-29-2011, 12:31 PM

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Originally Posted by harvey

haha big lol

GatorB · 04-29-2011, 12:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

What a lousy website. Must have been created on a WinBlows machine.

spoken like a true hater machead cult member. If Steve Jobs took a dump, painted it white, slapped a Apple logo on it it called it the Iturd and charged $500 for it, you'd probably buy it.

Chosen · 04-29-2011, 12:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

I like mac...

NickB. · 04-29-2011, 12:52 PM

I feel offended hahahaha
I love my macbook pro 15inch L0ng Tym

PR_Glen · 04-29-2011, 01:34 PM

depends what you need it for really right? I tried switching to mac for video editing back when i still did that kind of thing but never really liked it.

Emil that isn't a shirt it's frikken chain mail! surely they used this at some point in your countries history

camperjohn64 · 04-29-2011, 04:29 PM

I laughed at these. Good thread!

Grapesoda · 04-29-2011, 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

my one friend works a shitty wage job and struggles to get by living with a random roommate he met online. hes had the same phone for about 5 years and makes fun of me all the time for my iPhone, always reminding me of "remember when you couldn't picture message HA HA HAAA" yeah asshole, you STILL cant on your POS phone.

well he JUST bought an iPhone 3G from AT&T for their $50 deal and now raves about how great it is... same guy who was blasting me for spending $300 on it when it came out and had to remind me he waited almost 3 years and saved $250 bucks.

I can afford mac stuff and I have a great time making fun of them... and the reason I can afford mac is becasue I don't buy shit for 40% over cost

Grapesoda · 04-29-2011, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Amputate Your Head

Using Final Cut pertains to your business. Launching rockets does not. Now, you tell me which is more important to you.

I do fine with vegas... be really hard to justify 10-15K and not gain anything exept be 'extra' cool at the coffee shop.... and BTW I got a few good laughs from this thread

Smokieflame · 04-29-2011, 10:15 PM

Im a mac user and I do not look like that!

harvey · 04-29-2011, 10:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Smokieflame

Im a mac user and I do not look like that!

link hotten proof link: http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...ts_or_gtfo.jpg

martinsc · 04-30-2011, 12:29 AM

AAB · 04-30-2011, 10:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bossku69

most people I know who make fun of Apple products mainly do so because they can not afford them, so justify that with insulting a product that is out of their "allowance"

Buying an Apple product is a sigh on lacking wits and general dumbness. I can affor any Mac in the world, but it's like paying an S class Mercedes price for a Segway. Even if you can afford to pay the money an S class would cost, you would have to be dumb to spend so much for a Segway. Anyone who wastes too much money to get too little is plain dumb. Whether they can afford it or not has precious little to do with it. Being dumb on the other hand - everything. Mac users = clueless, dumb fucks that get to 5 trying to add 2 and 2.

Chosen · 04-30-2011, 10:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by harvey

link hotten proof link: http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/j...ts_or_gtfo.jpg

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