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merina0803 · 05-08-2011, 06:31 PM

fitty cheap bastards

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb...364235403.html

BFT3K · 05-08-2011, 06:44 PM

I'll rent you this place for just $25 a month...

Barry-xlovecam · 05-08-2011, 07:13 PM

"Sherman, dial the way-back machine to 1965."

Sabby · 05-08-2011, 07:27 PM

How much to buy a grass hut in tahiti???

Seriously this is my dream...

I want a 1 way ticket to tahiti... i will live in a grass hut and write romance novels.

Sabby

ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE · 05-08-2011, 07:29 PM

If you have decent credit you could always buy a place. Especially if first time buyer of a home there are incentives and opportunities.
Now is literally the best time to buy a place to live in.

Mansions in Arizona literally 300K, normal house in a resident area in Northern Cali as a low as 130K. Los Banos California some houses that are awesome and brand new going for 150K.

If you have a reasonable financial outlook buy is simply better you wont find a better time than right now. Real Estate is tanked and even going on a double dipper.

Some great houses at 55K in the mid west USA. Saw a story on that the other day on CNN.

Lastly... If anyone here rents right now you are an idiot.
If you can afford even $900 a month on rent you can own your own home, unless of course your credit is shit but even then there are ways.

House just down the street from me in excellent shape 135K and its a 1/2acre 3500sq foot house. 5 years ago valued at 350K+.

Owning a house is truly the first step to building wealth in a 5-10 year outlook.
The investment is an impossible fail and to boot you got a roof over your head you own.

barcodes · 05-08-2011, 07:43 PM

I live fairly close to Sarasota, It's a nice place. Ringling school of Art is there, That School is like the Harvard of cgi schools, Disney, EA etc recruit from there.

Lot of rich folks that way, it may not be city enough for ya though, but I don't know where you are from. It's like a 2 hr drive from Tampa and a 3hr drive from miami though, so you could take a cheap greyhound or drive or whatever if you wanted to and have some fun.

Here is a link of stuff to do there i guess.
http://www.sarasotafl.org/things-to-do/

This may be more your flavor by your description of your lifestyle.
http://www.sarasotafl.org/article/fr...der-5-dollars/

As far as the cheap listing goes, lot of people in Florida will buy a house and turn a room or all the rooms into small efficiencies and build private entrances etc.

Link to craigslist to check out usual rates over there for an apt.
http://sarasota.craigslist.org/apa/

Best of luck

barcodes · 05-08-2011, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by merina0803

fitty cheap bastards

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb...364235403.html

d-null · 05-08-2011, 07:59 PM

I was thinking that the ideal would be to live in a building that is upper middle class where a normal size one bedroom apartment might be renting for around $1500, but to actually have a smaller studio like 15x15 in the same building for like a third of the rent. then you would have the advantage of not having welfare neighbors and you'd have all the room you needed anyways without paying for a whole bunch of extra space, and maybe have the perqs of having a good fitness room and a good location too

mikesinner · 05-08-2011, 08:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ThatOtherGuy

If you have decent credit you could always buy a place. Especially if first time buyer of a home there are incentives and opportunities.
Now is literally the best time to buy a place to live in.

Mansions in Arizona literally 300K, normal house in a resident area in Northern Cali as a low as 130K. Los Banos California some houses that are awesome and brand new going for 150K.

If you have a reasonable financial outlook buy is simply better you wont find a better time than right now. Real Estate is tanked and even going on a double dipper.

Some great houses at 55K in the mid west USA. Saw a story on that the other day on CNN.

Lastly... If anyone here rents right now you are an idiot.
If you can afford even $900 a month on rent you can own your own home, unless of course your credit is shit but even then there are ways.

House just down the street from me in excellent shape 135K and its a 1/2acre 3500sq foot house. 5 years ago valued at 350K+.

Owning a house is truly the first step to building wealth in a 5-10 year outlook.
The investment is an impossible fail and to boot you got a roof over your head you own.

This is not what i want, you completely miss the point of this thread. Even if I was worth a million dollars I would not live in a place like that.

mikesinner · 05-08-2011, 08:13 PM

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Originally Posted by TeenCat

move your ass to costa rica http://costarica.craigslist.org/apa/2369624524.html

Sweet, how is the health care system there? Like the U.S?

Sabby · 05-08-2011, 08:14 PM

hmmmm... buy what u can when its cheap... i flipped a property in edmonton I bought $240k... sold 3 yrs later $460k...

moved to saskatoon... flipped that in just over a yr for an $80k profit.

Sabby

devilspost · 05-08-2011, 08:19 PM

mikesinner · 05-08-2011, 08:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sabby

hmmmm... buy what u can when its cheap... i flipped a property in edmonton I bought $240k... sold 3 yrs later $460k...

moved to saskatoon... flipped that in just over a yr for an $80k profit.

Sabby

Unfortunately I don't have lots of money. anything that needed more than a 5k down payment would be out of my price range right now. Even then I couldn't pay more that $400/month. Mainly because of medical expenses.

devilspost · 05-08-2011, 08:29 PM

Go on a bank robbery spree, if you dont get caught you have some nice cash, if you do you get a nice small 6x9 apartment free of charge and free medical.

mikesinner · 05-08-2011, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by devilspost

Go on a bank robbery spree, if you dont get caught you have some nice cash, if you do you get a nice small 6x9 apartment free of charge and free medical.

lol, I don't drive.

They will call me the bicycle bandit.

ShellyCrash · 05-08-2011, 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner

Unfortunately I don't have lots of money. anything that needed more than a 5k down payment would be out of my price range right now. Even then I couldn't pay more that $400/month. Mainly because of medical expenses.

One of my employees is actually looking to rent out a 400sf studio apt in south tampa. I think it might be just out of your range, I think he's looking for $450 ish but cable is included.

Just thought I'd throw it out there to increase your FL options.

Sabby · 05-08-2011, 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner

Unfortunately I don't have lots of money. anything that needed more than a 5k down payment would be out of my price range right now. Even then I couldn't pay more that $400/month. Mainly because of medical expenses.

Rent is sometimes better.

Im looking for a place for my son... he got accepted to U of S phamacy program. OMG.

Sabby

mikesinner · 05-09-2011, 12:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by merina0803

fitty cheap bastards

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb...364235403.html

To big and probably too much for me. I make too much money for section 8. It's my medical that holds me back.

mikesinner · 05-09-2011, 09:06 PM

Still looking for suggestions.

lagcam · 05-10-2011, 12:54 AM

You have to be pretty bored to read one of mikesinner's "hypothetical" threads.....

Why don't you research this yourself Mike? Start with google and find real estate websites, then filter by price and or location. It is not complicated.

You are the only one who knows what you want (assuming you do of course) so who better to research it?

Agent 488 · 05-10-2011, 12:55 AM

ContentPimp · 05-10-2011, 04:59 AM

the world = usa in this case i presume?

sort of like world series of baseball with us teams competing only?

TeenCat · 05-10-2011, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner

Sweet, how is the health care system there? Like the U.S?

cant tell now, going to check in few months i hope

Agent 488 · 05-10-2011, 05:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TeenCat

cant tell now, going to check in few months i hope

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1021204
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1021075

?

TeenCat · 05-10-2011, 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1021204
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1021075

?

thank you, i have been wondering where my gaygravy thread has gone, good work here new admins

mikesinner · 05-10-2011, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Agent 488

https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1021204
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1021075

?

Those links are dead, or at least I can't reach them.

mikesinner · 05-11-2011, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tinafaye

the world = usa in this case i presume?

sort of like world series of baseball with us teams competing only?

I will consider any country but I will also consider what that country has to offer.

candyflip · 05-11-2011, 08:19 PM

My parents just bought a small lot on the side of local ski resort and are looking to put a small modular cottage on it.

http://www.nationwide-homes.com/ecocottages/

mikesinner · 05-12-2011, 03:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by candyflip

My parents just bought a small lot on the side of local ski resort and are looking to put a small modular cottage on it.

http://www.nationwide-homes.com/ecocottages/

Those look nice. I don't think I could get one right now though.

marlboroack · 05-12-2011, 03:10 AM

Dude.. Philippines.. 1000$ 9 bedroom house with pool....

mikesinner · 05-12-2011, 03:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by marlboroack

Dude.. Philippines.. 1000$ 9 bedroom house with pool....

I am thinking about it but I don't know about their health care system. Plus running adult sites in places where porn is illegal scares me.

adultzone · 05-12-2011, 03:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner

I am thinking about it but I don't know about their health care system. Plus running adult sites in places where porn is illegal scares me.

Police officer cannot track your PC in just in the internet. You may run porn but not too many people you can work just you alone like me. I work at home and nobody knows what I am doing. Hit me up I have a good place for you. $450 per month you have your pool, 2 bedrooms, 24/7 security guards, easy to get cab, girls, night club, friendly management I can show you the area if you wanted to.

Philippines by the way

Klen · 05-12-2011, 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultzone

Police officer cannot track your PC in just in the internet. You may run porn but not too many people you can work just you alone like me. I work at home and nobody knows what I am doing. Hit me up I have a good place for you. $450 per month you have your pool, 2 bedrooms, 24/7 security guards, easy to get cab, girls, night club, friendly management I can show you the area if you wanted to.

Philippines by the way

Howmuch does security guard cost monthly ?

adultzone · 05-12-2011, 03:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

Howmuch does security guard cost monthly ?

no monthly fees for those you only pay your bills such water, electric and apt rent.

mikesinner · 05-12-2011, 04:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultzone

Police officer cannot track your PC in just in the internet. You may run porn but not too many people you can work just you alone like me. I work at home and nobody knows what I am doing. Hit me up I have a good place for you. $450 per month you have your pool, 2 bedrooms, 24/7 security guards, easy to get cab, girls, night club, friendly management I can show you the area if you wanted to.

Philippines by the way

I only need 1 bedroom. To be honest I don't even need a kitchen. I actually pay $350 a month for where I live now and that's with bills and cable but it's sort of in the country and next to nothing.

marlboroack · 05-12-2011, 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mikesinner

I am thinking about it but I don't know about their health care system. Plus running adult sites in places where porn is illegal scares me.

My dad died over there, so the health care and doctors suck. I had Dengue 2x.

marlboroack · 05-12-2011, 04:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by adultzone

Police officer cannot track your PC in just in the internet. You may run porn but not too many people you can work just you alone like me. I work at home and nobody knows what I am doing. Hit me up I have a good place for you. $450 per month you have your pool, 2 bedrooms, 24/7 security guards, easy to get cab, girls, night club, friendly management I can show you the area if you wanted to.

Philippines by the way

It's easy to track down in the Philippines, i would check their IP address and see their internet provider. They submit proof of billing and other shit, that's how i punished the credit card thieves.

Philippines sucks right now, Muslims are pissed over there.

marlboroack · 05-12-2011, 04:24 AM

Ah i miss the Philippines. Mike, i highly do advise you go there tho and try living 1st. I was eating dogs and shit making myself known.. raided 2x and stupid other shit. so i got black listed till October of 2012. Make sure you update your immigration and such also, i said fuck them for 4 years. Adultzone can tell you more about the kickass place for sure

buildingfutures · 05-12-2011, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Brujah

Still too big? There's always...

05-08-2011, 06:31 PM	#51
merina0803 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2008 Posts: 573	fitty cheap bastards http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lgb...364235403.html Last edited by merina0803; 05-08-2011 at 06:37 PM..

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ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2011 Posts: 1,241	If you have decent credit you could always buy a place. Especially if first time buyer of a home there are incentives and opportunities. Now is literally the best time to buy a place to live in. Mansions in Arizona literally 300K, normal house in a resident area in Northern Cali as a low as 130K. Los Banos California some houses that are awesome and brand new going for 150K. If you have a reasonable financial outlook buy is simply better you wont find a better time than right now. Real Estate is tanked and even going on a double dipper. Some great houses at 55K in the mid west USA. Saw a story on that the other day on CNN. Lastly... If anyone here rents right now you are an idiot. If you can afford even $900 a month on rent you can own your own home, unless of course your credit is shit but even then there are ways. House just down the street from me in excellent shape 135K and its a 1/2acre 3500sq foot house. 5 years ago valued at 350K+. Owning a house is truly the first step to building wealth in a 5-10 year outlook. The investment is an impossible fail and to boot you got a roof over your head you own. Last edited by ThatOtherGuy - BANNED FOR LIFE; 05-08-2011 at 07:37 PM..

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barcodes Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2011 Location: Florida Posts: 2,040	I live fairly close to Sarasota, It's a nice place. Ringling school of Art is there, That School is like the Harvard of cgi schools, Disney, EA etc recruit from there. Lot of rich folks that way, it may not be city enough for ya though, but I don't know where you are from. It's like a 2 hr drive from Tampa and a 3hr drive from miami though, so you could take a cheap greyhound or drive or whatever if you wanted to and have some fun. Here is a link of stuff to do there i guess. http://www.sarasotafl.org/things-to-do/ This may be more your flavor by your description of your lifestyle. http://www.sarasotafl.org/article/fr...der-5-dollars/ As far as the cheap listing goes, lot of people in Florida will buy a house and turn a room or all the rooms into small efficiencies and build private entrances etc. Link to craigslist to check out usual rates over there for an apt. http://sarasota.craigslist.org/apa/ Best of luck Last edited by barcodes; 05-08-2011 at 07:48 PM..

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Sabby Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 2,888	hmmmm... buy what u can when its cheap... i flipped a property in edmonton I bought $240k... sold 3 yrs later $460k... moved to saskatoon... flipped that in just over a yr for an $80k profit. Sabby __________________ Fuck off Last edited by Sabby; 05-08-2011 at 08:18 PM..

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