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MetaMan · 05-08-2011, 06:58 PM

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Originally Posted by Pipecrew

You should come bang on my door and find out what I am talking about ;)

* you would physically have to leave the safety of your computer, so I won't hold my breath.

No thanks im not interested in visiting a ghetto.

The Heron · 05-08-2011, 07:16 PM

This story makes no sense, 2 homo's with cats on the same block? ha

alias · 05-08-2011, 07:25 PM

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Originally Posted by The Heron

This story makes no sense, 2 homo's with cats on the same block? ha

Homosexuality among Serial Killers: Statistics

Source, "over 43%": "Homosexual Rape and Murder of Children", published in Journal of the Family Research Institute, Vol. 18 No. 1, Feb 2003.
Technically, 69% of the serial killers in this study were homosexuals (i.e., people who were self-described homosexuals or people who had engaged in homosexual behavior immediately prior to, during, or after committing their murders). The lower statistic of 43% cited above is the proportion who were homosexual among people who molested or raped and then murdered children: 43% of these perpetrators were homosexuals. This lower figure, however, includes people who killed only a single person, and are thus not classified as serial killers. The lower figure is used in the article above (as "over 43%") because it comes from a larger sample size. Presumably, if the sample size were expanded to include a wider range of years, the proportion of serial killers who are homosexuals would remain between the proportion in this study who are serial killers (69% homosexuals versus 31% heterosexuals) and the proportion of all killers in this study (43% homosexual versus 57% heterosexual). Also note the approximately 50% of murders committed by homosexuals reported by Warren with regards to murders of adults. See also: Gemert, F. van, "Chicken kills hawk: gay murders during the eighties in Amsterdam", published in Journal of Homosexuality. 26(4), 149-174 (1994).

http://www.adherents.com/misc/hsk.html

GTS Mark · 05-08-2011, 08:40 PM

SallyRand · 05-08-2011, 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

So yesterday I get a knock on the door and some drunk dude from down the street that I had never met before starts raving on with a gun in his hand about how he's going to kill my cat. He claimed that my cat opened his sliding screen door, came into his house and attacked his cat and now his cat is badly hurt and won't come out from under his bed. I told him to take his cat to the vet and I will pay for it, then he starts going on about my cat being over there every day blah blah. I know this is a lie, my cat had ran out the door a few hour earlier while carrying groceries in, and he has gotten out a few times before but certainly not on a daily basis.

He tells me he will send me the bill and I said no problem and he leaves. I kinda felt bad for the guy, I would be pissed to if someone elses cat did that so I decided to go over to his house to check it out and apologize. When I get there his cat was standing next to the door rubbing up against it purring, not a hair on the cat was out of place and it certainly didnt look or act like it had just been in a fight. I asked him if he was going to take the cat to the vet and he said he was going to wait a day to see how it acts. He then shows me the screen door and there were a few cat claws in it, he his cat couldnt of done it because its declawed and that he never lets it outside, yet on his patio was yellow cat hair. Then he starts pointing to at least half a dozen different neighbors saying they all want to kill my cat.

He then tells me he wants me to pay for his screen door and I told him I would look into how much screen doors are and get back to him. Afterwords I started thinking about it and nothing about this adds up, his cat didnt show any signs of physical or emotional trauma, and who the fuck would leave their hurt animal, grab a gun and go chase another cat half a block and knock on someones door acting like a fucking lunatic? Its possible my cat did claw his door but I don't know what to think at this point. Part of me thinks I should just pay for the door and be done with it, but another part of me wonders if this guy is making up some of this story and the fact that he was waving a gun at my front door is fucking bullshit.

Thoughts?

You did not drop him on the spot with a couple in the "A-Zone"?

Tsk, tsk.

Seth Manson · 05-08-2011, 08:56 PM

Most of you badasses would have shit your pants and started stuttering when you saw a gun. And some of you are probably used to guys with guns coming to your door. And search warrants.

ShellyCrash · 05-08-2011, 09:04 PM

Honestly, I'm surprised you answered the door. If someone was drunk and waving a gun outside I wouldn't answer it, I'd just fucking ignore him till he went away. If he didn't go away or started peeking in the windows I'd call the cops.

I know that may sound pussy, but honestly even though we have arms in the house I have no interest in using them unless someone's breaking the threshold into the home.

The best solution is just to keep your cat indoors. Gun toting drunks aside, keeping kitty indoors keeps him safe from cars, other animals, disease, etc. If you love him don't let him out.

CyberHustler · 05-08-2011, 09:15 PM

I would have told him to hold on so I can get my wife to come out here and settle this because it's her piece of shit cat...

Then I would have shot him through the door with my shotgun and called the cops...

_Richard_ · 05-08-2011, 10:05 PM

if i were you id pay for the stupid morons screen door and call the cops to explain the entire situation, to make sure they have your side of the event 'on record'

he comes to your door again going on about your magically non existant dog fucking his wife and waving around a bigger instrument of destruction, the police will have an idea on whats going on

SmokeyTheBear · 05-08-2011, 10:57 PM

always agree with a drunk/gun waving crazy.

what you should have said was...

you are so right , i hate that cat too , but it's not mine , it is my room-mates , he just got out of prison for eating his family after he boiled them down into soup, all because one of them touched his cat.

DBS.US · 05-08-2011, 11:08 PM

I would install a security camera with audio to your front door area. If anything goes down you got it recorded. HD security camera systems are cheap now days.

Chosen · 05-09-2011, 12:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

if he came to your house waving a gun around...you should inform the police..he is probably only one more bad event away from killing someone

he needs professional medical help

What he said

Darkhorse · 05-09-2011, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

if he came to your house waving a gun around...you should inform the police..he is probably only one more bad event away from killing someone

he needs professional medical help

Thats it, whats to stop this nutcase coming back again drunk but this time shooting you or the cat...

cooldude7 · 05-09-2011, 01:20 AM

call the cops, file report.

and hope he isnt member on gfy.

bhutocracy · 05-09-2011, 01:42 AM

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Originally Posted by SmokeyTheBear

always agree with a drunk/gun waving crazy.

what you should have said was...

you are so right , i hate that cat too , but it's not mine , it is my room-mates , he just got out of prison for eating his family after he boiled them down into soup, all because one of them touched his cat.

heheheh.

papill0n · 05-09-2011, 01:42 AM

can you guys post pics of your guns please

AdultTraffic.info · 05-09-2011, 02:38 AM

I can honestly say that I have never had anyone knock on my front door waving a gun about and threatening to kill my pet. Why on earth haven`t you phoned the law about this lunatic?

facialfreak · 05-09-2011, 02:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

Maybe your trailer has sliding screen doors but I've never seen one that does.

My summer weekend getaway does!!

Guitars, bonfires, a gas grill, and a box of Shiraz ...... LIFE DOESN'T GET MUCH BETTER THAN THAT!!

Most trailers nowdays have patio doors ... Mine is now 17 years old, and I have been looking around at what's available to replace it ...

Trailers now have in-wall hide-a-beds, jaccuzzi soaker tubs, 50 inch wall mounted plasma TVs with in-wall audio ....

To tell you the truth, I go to my trailer to get away from all of this sh!t .... ROFL!!

scubadiver626 · 05-09-2011, 02:52 AM

Was this the guy?

Coup · 05-09-2011, 03:37 AM

12clicks · 05-09-2011, 04:51 AM

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Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

So yesterday I get a knock on the door and some drunk dude from down the street that I had never met before starts raving on with a gun in his hand about how he's going to kill my cat. He claimed that my cat opened his sliding screen door, came into his house and attacked his cat and now his cat is badly hurt and won't come out from under his bed. I told him to take his cat to the vet and I will pay for it, then he starts going on about my cat being over there every day blah blah. I know this is a lie, my cat had ran out the door a few hour earlier while carrying groceries in, and he has gotten out a few times before but certainly not on a daily basis.

He tells me he will send me the bill and I said no problem and he leaves. I kinda felt bad for the guy, I would be pissed to if someone elses cat did that so I decided to go over to his house to check it out and apologize. When I get there his cat was standing next to the door rubbing up against it purring, not a hair on the cat was out of place and it certainly didnt look or act like it had just been in a fight. I asked him if he was going to take the cat to the vet and he said he was going to wait a day to see how it acts. He then shows me the screen door and there were a few cat claws in it, he his cat couldnt of done it because its declawed and that he never lets it outside, yet on his patio was yellow cat hair. Then he starts pointing to at least half a dozen different neighbors saying they all want to kill my cat.

He then tells me he wants me to pay for his screen door and I told him I would look into how much screen doors are and get back to him. Afterwords I started thinking about it and nothing about this adds up, his cat didnt show any signs of physical or emotional trauma, and who the fuck would leave their hurt animal, grab a gun and go chase another cat half a block and knock on someones door acting like a fucking lunatic? Its possible my cat did claw his door but I don't know what to think at this point. Part of me thinks I should just pay for the door and be done with it, but another part of me wonders if this guy is making up some of this story and the fact that he was waving a gun at my front door is fucking bullshit.

Thoughts?

and this concludes this week's exciting edition of "Ghetto Life"

sperbonzo · 05-09-2011, 06:45 AM

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Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

I know this is a lie, my cat had ran out the door a few hour earlier while carrying groceries in,

Wow, your cat carries in your groceries???

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Phoenix · 05-09-2011, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by Darkhorse

Thats it, whats to stop this nutcase coming back again drunk but this time shooting you or the cat...

well, that is the kicker isn't

i mean he could also break into his neighbours house at about 3am
inject him with a full syringe of insulin, right into a mole.

that should stop his heart and his body will metabolize the insulin.

but, that is probably not as easy to do as it is to type..lol

Grapesoda · 05-09-2011, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Phoenix

if he came to your house waving a gun around...you should inform the police..he is probably only one more bad event away from killing someone

he needs professional medical help

bingo!!!!

happygirl101 · 05-09-2011, 07:33 AM

seriously....if for no other reason.....report him so that he is not a menace to others....who knows how many other people he has been or will intimidate with this act of his? Man sounds like a bully. Report him. My 2 cents worth

PR_Glen · 05-09-2011, 08:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rangermoore

I would have in invited him inside my house and then shot him then tell the police he threatened to kill me and forced his way into my house and that I was in fear for my life.. No jury would convict me... Remember, a dead man tells no story.. just sayn

Have you ever tried cleaning blood off of a wall or a wood floor? That shit is expensive...

you call the cops and it solves the problem more or less without hassle..

You say a jury would let you off? I"m sure your right, but how many months in court you going to be in to get acquitted of any wrong doing? You confident in your income that you can be on trial for months? Pay a lawyer for all that time too? Most aren't.

05-08-2011, 08:56 PM	#56
Seth Manson Please dont fuck animals Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Henderson, NV Posts: 3,988	Most of you badasses would have shit your pants and started stuttering when you saw a gun. And some of you are probably used to guys with guns coming to your door. And search warrants. __________________

05-08-2011, 09:04 PM	#57
ShellyCrash Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: Tampa Bay, FL Posts: 6,708	Honestly, I'm surprised you answered the door. If someone was drunk and waving a gun outside I wouldn't answer it, I'd just fucking ignore him till he went away. If he didn't go away or started peeking in the windows I'd call the cops. I know that may sound pussy, but honestly even though we have arms in the house I have no interest in using them unless someone's breaking the threshold into the home. The best solution is just to keep your cat indoors. Gun toting drunks aside, keeping kitty indoors keeps him safe from cars, other animals, disease, etc. If you love him don't let him out. __________________ Start making money with the hottest hookup site! up to $55 PPS or up to 75% Revshare ICQ 196766477

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SmokeyTheBear ►SouthOfHeaven Join Date: Jun 2004 Location: PlanetEarth MyBoardRank: GerbilMaster My-Penis-Size: extralarge MyWeapon: Computer Posts: 28,609	always agree with a drunk/gun waving crazy. what you should have said was... you are so right , i hate that cat too , but it's not mine , it is my room-mates , he just got out of prison for eating his family after he boiled them down into soup, all because one of them touched his cat. __________________ hatisblack at yahoo.com

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05-08-2011, 07:16 PM	#52
The Heron Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Michigan Posts: 4,487	This story makes no sense, 2 homo's with cats on the same block? ha

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05-08-2011, 09:15 PM	#58
CyberHustler Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2006 Posts: 25,402	I would have told him to hold on so I can get my wife to come out here and settle this because it's her piece of shit cat... Then I would have shot him through the door with my shotgun and called the cops...

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_Richard_ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Vancouver Posts: 30,985	if i were you id pay for the stupid morons screen door and call the cops to explain the entire situation, to make sure they have your side of the event 'on record' he comes to your door again going on about your magically non existant dog fucking his wife and waving around a bigger instrument of destruction, the police will have an idea on whats going on

05-09-2011, 01:20 AM	#64
cooldude7 Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Heaven Posts: 4,306	call the cops, file report. and hope he isnt member on gfy.

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papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	can you guys post pics of your guns please

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05-09-2011, 07:33 AM	#75
happygirl101 Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Toronto Posts: 56	seriously....if for no other reason.....report him so that he is not a menace to others....who knows how many other people he has been or will intimidate with this act of his? Man sounds like a bully. Report him. My 2 cents worth