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amateurbfs · 10-14-2011, 07:22 AM

If you like the friendship she looks like a solid wing-woman.

sweetcuties · 10-14-2011, 07:32 AM

treat em like shit works wonders... most girls up to 25 only respond that way

femdomdestiny · 10-14-2011, 07:38 AM

Maybe some cuckolding with that boyfirend?try that

pornguy · 10-14-2011, 07:42 AM

She wants you to lay down behind her in the " Friend zone " and shove your cock into her ass or pussy. Take her make her feel like you are dominant.. She just told you that what she likes and you want to cuddle.

PussyMeister · 10-14-2011, 07:46 AM

Honesty is a rare thing...most guys including myself would have lied and said we banged the shit of her...the bitch couldn't walk for two days. Hell, it's a stripper, so I would probably throw in some anal, or some shit about her inviting her sister over for a threesome.

Of course the whole story could be bullshit, in which case, well played sir.

Whatever, it's a cool story, I've always been a sucker for strippers and whores. I tend to relate to them for some reason.

digitalfantasies · 10-14-2011, 08:11 AM

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Originally Posted by PussyMeister

Whatever, it's a cool story, I've always been a sucker for strippers and whores. I tend to relate to them for some reason.

Jon Oso · 10-14-2011, 08:12 AM

Again, it's so obvious how many of you have never had a relationship with a stripper.

Dirty D · 10-14-2011, 08:51 AM

Weak Pimp Hand

camperjohn64 · 10-14-2011, 09:09 AM

DarkJedi · 10-14-2011, 09:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Dirty D

Weak Pimp Hand

Correct.

Women want a 6'2" wife beater not a 5'6" nice guy.

camperjohn64 · 10-14-2011, 10:09 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

Correct.

Women want a 6'2" wife beater not a 5'6" nice guy.

I sometimes think this is the truth!!

camperjohn64 · 10-14-2011, 10:11 AM

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Originally Posted by Jon Oso

Again, it's so obvious how many of you have never had a relationship with a stripper.

Please elaborate.

VikingMan · 10-14-2011, 10:40 AM

Jebus!! At this rate she will be fucking you up the ass by the end of the month.

Try this: Next time you see her pour her a drink. Pick her up and spank her and tell her you are tired of her games. Toss her on the couch or bed. Kiss her. Don't ask. Just lay one on her like in the old Hollywood movies. She will most likely put up her SSD (super slut defense). Get up and walk out and don't answer any calls/texts from her till later in the day. Be a degenerate caveman. Women like her eat that stuff up.

camperjohn64 · 10-14-2011, 10:41 AM

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Originally Posted by *******

Jebus!! At this rate she will be fucking you up the ass by the end of the month.

Try this: Next time you see her pour her a drink. Pick her up and spank her and tell her you are tired of her games. Toss her on the couch or bed. Kiss her. Don't ask. Just lay one on her like in the old Hollywood movies. She will most likely put up her SSD (super slut defense). Get up and walk out and don't answer any calls/texts from her till later in the day. Be a fucking caveman. Women like her eat that stuff up.

Deal! I will see her sunday night.

digitalfantasies · 10-14-2011, 10:42 AM

SSD (Super Slut Defense) hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

VikingMan · 10-14-2011, 11:09 AM

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Originally Posted by digitalfantasies

SSD (Super Slut Defense) hahahahahahahahahahahhahahaha

Actually I think the more common term is ASD (anti-slut-defense) but I cannot seem to remember that when it comes out of my mouth.

martinsc · 10-14-2011, 11:24 AM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

You're a fag.

BareBacked · 10-14-2011, 11:51 AM

just use her to meet and bang all her friends.
as soon as you do a few she will wonder why you were not putting those moves on her and wonder what is wrong with her and want to fuck you anyways

good l uck

HerPimp · 10-14-2011, 03:05 PM

Just whip out a hardon in the middle of a conversation.

alias · 10-14-2011, 03:16 PM

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Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

if there is ever a turn off is going home with a hot chick and she got some stinky ass fucking litter box in her apt/house, cant she take a photo somewhere other than in front of a cat shit box? lol ;)

geez, even seeing a litterbox brings about the horrible stench produced by those fucking rodents of a pet! talk about ruin it all.

Word, cats suck. Cat chicks are gross.

O MARINA · 10-14-2011, 03:31 PM

Sorry to hear it's not going so well for you... but there are some funnay replies here.

BlackCrayons analogy is what I agree with.

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

don't go for strippers, you are wasting their time. like many have said, using guys is their profession. she might not be using you for money but to be that guy friend she can hang out with without the need to fuck (or something similar).

there are plenty of hot chicks out there who do all sorts of shit. the key is to find one that is also into crazy sex because thats more fun. there is nothing worse than a hot girl who is a boring lay. you might have to play a bit of the jerk role at first, depending on the girl but eventually you can be more and more yourself but really if you constantly have to act like someone else and play these stupid teenager games, whats the point? its all about finding someone you can be yourself with and get what you want/need out of it. of course you'll have to give her some of the things she wants/needs. sometimes it work, often it won't. sucks, doesn't it?

O MARINA · 10-14-2011, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by BareBacked

just use her to meet and bang all her friends.
as soon as you do a few she will wonder why you were not putting those moves on her and wonder what is wrong with her and want to fuck you anyways

good l uck

It's like the blind leading the blind here.

Poindexterity · 10-14-2011, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

Deal! I will see her sunday night.

the nice half of my hopes you dont follow any advice you get on this board.
the mean half hopes you do, so i can read the hysterical outcome.

Elli · 10-14-2011, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

Deal! I will see her sunday night.

Can't wait to see how this one turns out

Bladewire · 10-14-2011, 04:26 PM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

Deal! I will see her sunday night.

I'll pay $200 for a pic of her with your cock in her mouth.

Let her know, it might change things ;)

Serious offer

camperjohn64 · 10-14-2011, 05:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

I'll pay $200 for a pic of her with your cock in her mouth.

Let her know, it might change things ;)

Serious offer

I think I've opened a can of worms here. Still better than crabs I guess.

48 hours, will report on results.

O MARINA · 10-14-2011, 07:38 PM

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Originally Posted by Squirtit

I'll pay $200 for a pic of her with your cock in her mouth.

Let her know, it might change things ;)

Serious offer

alias · 10-14-2011, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Squirtit

I'll pay $200 for a pic of her with your cock in her mouth.

Let her know, it might change things ;)

Serious offer

This would be great success.

Jon Oso · 10-16-2011, 06:29 AM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

Please elaborate.

Didn't want to look for the blog posts, but it wasn't too difficult.

Regarding strippers starts at the bottom of this page

http://www.jonoso.com/dating-strippers.html

and continues here.

http://www.jonoso.com/dating-strippe...stars-pt2.html

Roald · 10-16-2011, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

I sometimes think this is the truth!!

It's true, I'm the 5'6 nice guy and it sucks!

brassmonkey · 10-16-2011, 06:53 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

It's true, I'm the 5'6 nice guy and it sucks!

epitome · 10-16-2011, 06:59 AM

If you really want to know why she wont date you go look at your IMDB photo and the one credit you have ... that nobody has heard of. Then read your posts here. You will find the answer there.

camperjohn64 · 10-16-2011, 08:35 AM

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Originally Posted by epitome

If you really want to know why she wont date you go look at your IMDB photo and the one credit you have ... that nobody has heard of. Then read your posts here. You will find the answer there.

That movie is how I met her so it's not really a negative. She has one credit too, on the same lame movie.

SuckOnThis · 10-16-2011, 09:01 AM

She's telling you the stuff about getting back together with her ex to get you to back off. If she was the least bit interested she wouldnt be getting back with him and/or if she was she would lie to you about it.

Arent you in your mid 40's? Shouldnt you have gotten over the whole stripper thing about 20 years ago?

PS....look under her sink, I suspect you will find boxes of ex lax.

camperjohn64 · 10-16-2011, 12:22 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

She's telling you the stuff about getting back together with her ex to get you to back off. If she was the least bit interested she wouldnt be getting back with him and/or if she was she would lie to you about it.

Arent you in your mid 40's? Shouldnt you have gotten over the whole stripper thing about 20 years ago?

PS....look under her sink, I suspect you will find boxes of ex lax.

I don't get it about the ex lax..?

SuckOnThis · 10-16-2011, 01:23 PM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

I don't get it about the ex lax..?

Women don't get this skinny by eating salad.

CaptainHowdy · 10-16-2011, 01:29 PM

Try tipping her ...

DBS.US · 10-16-2011, 01:37 PM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

I'm fit, fashionable, intellegent, showered.

The strippers I know like un-showed men, "dirty boys"

Read and learn: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pheromone

Brujah · 10-16-2011, 01:52 PM

Grow a beard.

DarkJedi · 10-16-2011, 02:02 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Women don't get this skinny by eating salad.

to be honest, i dont get the appeal

fake hair, fake tits, weird face, midget

SuckOnThis · 10-16-2011, 02:20 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

to be honest, i dont get the appeal

fake hair, fake tits, weird face, midget

I agree, except for the midget part.

ErectMedia · 10-16-2011, 02:21 PM

Years ago I used to get my haircut by the same girl every 2 weeks or so. We ended up being good friends and every so often she would go out with the other stylists and would give me a ring to see if I wanted to come. We flirted a bit and kissed once or twice but never fucked. The hair stylists that worked there seemed to have a high turn over rate so new girls showed up every few months or so and I was instantly cool since me and her were such good friends. I ended up banging 2 of the stylists and had I banged my friend doubt that would have happened. Think your angle here is be a good friend and if she goes out with other strippers good chance to pick them up as no introductions needed your already a friend so the trust factor is there and easier to bang when your an insider instead of an outsider as a friends positive opinion of you helps.

L-Pink · 10-16-2011, 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

I agree, except for the midget part.

Agreed, my cock looks HUGE when a midget has it in her little hands.

.

DarkJedi · 10-16-2011, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

I agree, except for the midget part.

she looks 5.0"

livexxx · 10-16-2011, 03:35 PM

Just exactly how old is she? That might be part of the problem IMHO

camperjohn64 · 10-16-2011, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by livexxx

Just exactly how old is she? That might be part of the problem IMHO

31 years, 5'4"

DBS.US · 10-16-2011, 05:16 PM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

31 years, 5'4"

31 is old in stripper years

VikingMan · 10-16-2011, 05:21 PM

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Originally Posted by DBS.US

31 is old in stripper years

Yeah her age makes this situation more complex because she is on the cusp of having reality hit her like a Mac truck. At 31 she still looks "trailer park hot" and can pass for a girl in her mid-20's. But even with her youthful looks her biology is telling her to find a decent man and settle down. It is at this age that these women begin to consider to stop dating the douche bags and game players and find a "nice guy".

livexxx · 10-16-2011, 06:07 PM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

31 years, 5'4"

Looking at the back of her hands I'd say she has been 31 quite a few times now, I'd have pegged her at late 30's , shoot her and check out her 2257's or do the pinch test if you can get away with it.
IMHO she's looking for stability, kids and a retirement plan. Probably hedging her bets in case the UFC dude starts winning big, so you might be a stand up guy, but perhaps you haven't shown her enough money to hoist the I'm a safe bet flag.

VikingMan · 10-16-2011, 06:16 PM

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Originally Posted by livexxx

Looking at the back of her hands I'd say she has been 31 quite a few times now, I'd have pegged her at late 30's , shoot her and check out her 2257's or do the pinch test if you can get away with it.
IMHO she's looking for stability, kids and a retirement plan. Probably hedging her bets in case the UFC dude starts winning big, so you might be a stand up guy, but perhaps you haven't shown her enough money to hoist the I'm a safe bet flag.

Good eyeball. She does have some ugly fucking fingers.

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