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camperjohn64 · 10-16-2011, 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkJedi

to be honest, i dont get the appeal

fake hair, fake tits, weird face, midget

Beauty is interpretive.

davecummings · 10-16-2011, 09:15 PM

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Originally Posted by tony286

you have to set the rules. No one sleeps in my bed unless they are fucking me. Its blunt but to the point. Trying to be such a gentleman doesn't work its seen as weakness in that climate. Pushing when she says no in the times we live into today, isnt a good idea. I figure the whole bf thing is to get you to back off a little. you like her friendship hang with her ,if you are doing it hoping more will happen move on.

I always tell groupies and strays that "yes, we can be fuckin' sex friends, but you must be ok with condoms, you must be consenting, you must agree to our time together being strictly NSA, and you must honor my rule of me "waking up alone in my own bed".

greefis · 10-16-2011, 09:26 PM

Oh god....A pretty story....

davecummings · 10-16-2011, 09:29 PM

CamperJohn, try that "Bullpen" bar (the one next to the strip joint) that has all the gorgeous girls.

Hang in there--find a rich one that wants to support you.

davecummings · 10-16-2011, 09:33 PM

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Originally Posted by *******

Good eyeball. She does have some ugly fucking fingers.

Gosh might the reason she's holding out be that she's not a "she"??? Yikes!

LexiLexxx · 10-17-2011, 12:03 AM

*******, u crack me the fuck up...BUT, I think ur 100% correct...women love confident men.

MasterBlow · 10-17-2011, 04:11 AM

camperjohn64 · 10-17-2011, 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by davecummings

Gosh might the reason she's holding out be that she's not a "she"??? Yikes!

Actually Dave, I have confirmed she, is a she.

How have you been doing? I sold rentyourdot.

camperjohn64 · 10-18-2011, 05:36 AM

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Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

She's telling you the stuff about getting back together with her ex to get you to back off. If she was the least bit interested she wouldnt be getting back with him and/or if she was she would lie to you about it....

Weekend update:

Well she IS getting back together with her ex, she is not trying to hide it. This means that, according to the above, she doesn't have the least bit of interest in me. I think this is the case. Snooze you lose.

Tonight, I am looking for a place to live in LA (just got new job in LA), and she invited me to stay at her place while I look for an apartment: I am sleeping on the couch.

We went from instant attraction, pants down and petting, climbing into each other's bed (even though I fully admit I could never hit a home run)...to me sleeping on her couch. I had the hottest chick I ever met come onto me, and I choked. I didn't even have to chase her, she chased me...and I blew it.

I am absolutely beside myself.

ErectMedia · 10-23-2011, 02:21 PM

if you're still there, sleep on her couch naked, in the middle of the night get up open the front door and slam it then jump back on the couch with your dong exposed, if she wakes you up and asks if you heard anything say no I'm a hard sleeper, she will either jump on your cock, invite you into her room cause she's scared now or throw your ass out cause your ass sweat is fuckin up her couch, 2 out of 3 are winning

L-Pink · 10-23-2011, 02:30 PM

Cheer up, maybe her boyfriend is bi and you might get fucked after all.

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porno jew · 10-23-2011, 02:33 PM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

Weekend update:

Well she IS getting back together with her ex, she is not trying to hide it. This means that, according to the above, she doesn't have the least bit of interest in me. I think this is the case. Snooze you lose.

Tonight, I am looking for a place to live in LA (just got new job in LA), and she invited me to stay at her place while I look for an apartment: I am sleeping on the couch.

We went from instant attraction, pants down and petting, climbing into each other's bed (even though I fully admit I could never hit a home run)...to me sleeping on her couch. I had the hottest chick I ever met come onto me, and I choked. I didn't even have to chase her, she chased me...and I blew it.

I am absolutely beside myself.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Closeted

SuckOnThis · 10-23-2011, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by camperjohn64

Weekend update:

Well she IS getting back together with her ex, she is not trying to hide it. This means that, according to the above, she doesn't have the least bit of interest in me. I think this is the case. Snooze you lose.

Tonight, I am looking for a place to live in LA (just got new job in LA), and she invited me to stay at her place while I look for an apartment: I am sleeping on the couch.

We went from instant attraction, pants down and petting, climbing into each other's bed (even though I fully admit I could never hit a home run)...to me sleeping on her couch. I had the hottest chick I ever met come onto me, and I choked. I didn't even have to chase her, she chased me...and I blew it.

I am absolutely beside myself.

Don't be so hard on yourself, she did you a favor. Get off her fucking couch and move on.

Jarmusch · 10-23-2011, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MasterBlow

That's two-thirds of GFY right there.

Jakez · 10-23-2011, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by BareBacked

just use her to meet and bang all her friends.
as soon as you do a few she will wonder why you were not putting those moves on her and wonder what is wrong with her and want to fuck you anyways

good l uck

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Originally Posted by *******

Try this: Next time you see her pour her a drink. Pick her up and spank her and tell her you are tired of her games. Toss her on the couch or bed. Kiss her. Don't ask. Just lay one on her like in the old Hollywood movies. She will most likely put up her SSD (super slut defense). Get up and walk out and don't answer any calls/texts from her till later in the day. Be a degenerate caveman. Women like her eat that stuff up.

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Originally Posted by ErectMedia

if you're still there, sleep on her couch naked, in the middle of the night get up open the front door and slam it then jump back on the couch with your dong exposed, if she wakes you up and asks if you heard anything say no I'm a hard sleeper, she will either jump on your cock, invite you into her room cause she's scared now or throw your ass out cause your ass sweat is fuckin up her couch, 2 out of 3 are winning

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