Paul banned GFY? - GoFuckYourself.com

Mutt · 04-05-2012, 01:19 AM

his ban is over but he didn't return.

DamianJ · 04-05-2012, 01:22 AM

He says he's not bothered about GFY anymore and you're all idiots.

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 04-05-2012, 01:23 AM

At least he went out on top...

ADG

bean-aid · 04-05-2012, 01:33 AM

His face looks much more aged then his hands...

papill0n · 04-05-2012, 01:58 AM

hes got a 5 page thread on another board called 'marakating advise' that consists entirely of him dribbling crap and damian messing with him

Jakez · 04-05-2012, 02:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

hes got a 5 page thread on another board called 'marakating advise' that consists entirely of him dribbling crap and damian messing with him

GFY relocated?

Jakez · 04-05-2012, 02:58 AM

Word on the skreet is the ban is forever and not just the rest of March..

porno jew · 04-05-2012, 03:05 AM

Porn is fantasy, pure fantasy. No one is selling a video or a picture, they sell the fantasy of the viewer. It's proven men are turned on by a visual image and that triggers their mind to imagine the scenario, with them in it somehow. Very often as a participant or viewer.

So sell the fantasy. Not just in words, the images and videos have to build the fantasy as well.

when men watch a stripper, they fantasise about fucking her. Same with an image. How many times have we read the comment "I could fuck her"? When someone posts a picture.

The trick is to make the girl look like she would fuck them. And this goes on and on in porn. A teen has to look 18ish, not a 24 year old in pig tails. An amateur has to look like she's the girl next door and in secret would fuck anyone.

When a surfer hits your site or samples, he needs to be sold a fantasy. If you don't know the fantasy, then you need to find out what it is. Because if you don't you're shooting in the dark.

This is the steps to success in most businesses.

Getting the product right.

Getting the marketing right.

Putting yourself in front of as many people as possible.

Convincing the client your product meets his needs.

Closing the sale.

Making sure your product does meet his needs.

Never stopping doing the above and looking for new opportunities.

In business there are no short cuts. Because the easier it is to short cut or work the system. The more people you compete with.

- Paul Markham. From "Markating Advice." 2012.

seeandsee · 04-05-2012, 03:17 AM

He'l be back, i can feel it

ruff · 04-05-2012, 04:56 AM

Why should he return? So he can listen to the same sad fucks bust his chops?

DamianJ · 04-05-2012, 05:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff

Why should he return?

So he can post about how easy traffic is to get, how magazines used to be really good and how awesome he is at everything!

DarkJedi · 04-05-2012, 05:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

his ban is over but he didn't return.

Why would you want him to return? Do you miss his posts or something?

I don't have many people on ignore, but he was.

Fletch XXX · 04-05-2012, 05:49 AM

honestly if i were him id never look back...

DamianJ · 04-05-2012, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Fletch XXX

honestly if i were him id never look back...

*all* he does is look back, look back to when the world was a place he could understand.

DamianJ · 04-05-2012, 06:18 AM

[Chorus: x2]
Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham

Ahem... excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the forum for one second?

Hi kids, do you like pornography?
Wanna see me teach you all about adult photography?
Wanna learn about Eastern European geography?
Well pay attention to my ebook autobiography

My brain's a dead weight, had my cock sucked by a guy, but I'm still straight
Trying to figure out which paid for whore I want to impregnate
And Michael Ancher said "Paul Markham you're my czech mate
Uh huhhh, why's your face red? Mate, your talent is wasted
Well since age 12, into teenage pants I delve
All legal mind, I don't have a criminal mind
Got pissed off and bought a wife fucked her tits off
Now when I see a whore I give a loud cough
She be gobbling me up, and my cap I doff
I bought a really hard jig saw
And I fuck my bought wife until my dicks sore
Fuck her in all her holes, she's paid, I now got her soul
Gotta walk the dog, and put food in the bowl
That's my life, g, almost suicidal

GeckoDude · 04-05-2012, 06:52 AM

PaulMarkham told me to post this:

It seems my ban was forever, not been lifted.
And I won't beg to come back.

Papilion is doing a great job promoting the other board.

Rochard · 04-05-2012, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

[Chorus: x2]
Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham

Ahem... excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the forum for one second?

Hi kids, do you like pornography?
Wanna see me teach you all about adult photography?
Wanna learn about Eastern European geography?
Well pay attention to my ebook autobiography

My brain's a dead weight, had my cock sucked by a guy, but I'm still straight
Trying to figure out which paid for whore I want to impregnate
And Michael Ancher said "Paul Markham you're my czech mate
Uh huhhh, why's your face red? Mate, your talent is wasted
Well since age 12, into teenage pants I delve
All legal mind, I don't have a criminal mind
Got pissed off and bought a wife fucked her tits off
Now when I see a whore I give a loud cough
She be gobbling me up, and my cap I doff
I bought a really hard jig saw
And I fuck my bought wife until my dicks sore
Fuck her in all her holes, she's paid, I now got her soul
Gotta walk the dog, and put food in the bowl
That's my life, g, almost suicidal

LOL, that's fucking awesome!

Rochard · 04-05-2012, 08:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GeckoDude

PaulMarkham told me to post this:

It seems my ban was forever, not been lifted.
And I won't beg to come back.

Papilion is doing a great job promoting the other board.

So someone opened up another board because they were banned on GFY? Now that's original.

globofun · 04-05-2012, 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by beaner

His face looks much more aged then his hands...

Hand lotion and a lot of masturbation keep your hands in beautiful shape......maybe his cock is nice and smooth too!

2intense · 04-05-2012, 09:01 AM

i support paul

Scott McD · 04-05-2012, 09:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by globofun

Hand lotion and a lot of masturbation keep your hands in beautiful shape......maybe his cock is nice and smooth too!

Didn't work out that way for me:

globofun · 04-05-2012, 09:17 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Scott McD

Didn't work out that way for me:

Stop jerking off with Rogaine!

Jakez · 04-06-2012, 12:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamianJ

[Chorus: x2]
Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?)
My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham
Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?)
My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham

Ahem... excuse me!
Can I have the attention of the forum for one second?

Hi kids, do you like pornography?
Wanna see me teach you all about adult photography?
Wanna learn about Eastern European geography?
Well pay attention to my ebook autobiography

My brain's a dead weight, had my cock sucked by a guy, but I'm still straight
Trying to figure out which paid for whore I want to impregnate
And Michael Ancher said "Paul Markham you're my czech mate
Uh huhhh, why's your face red? Mate, your talent is wasted
Well since age 12, into teenage pants I delve
All legal mind, I don't have a criminal mind
Got pissed off and bought a wife fucked her tits off
Now when I see a whore I give a loud cough
She be gobbling me up, and my cap I doff
I bought a really hard jig saw
And I fuck my bought wife until my dicks sore
Fuck her in all her holes, she's paid, I now got her soul
Gotta walk the dog, and put food in the bowl
That's my life, g, almost suicidal

Nicely done! You could ghostwrite for Al Yankovic.

asdasd · 04-06-2012, 01:13 AM

Unmarked ham yo

nico-t · 04-06-2012, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by papill0n

hes got a 5 page thread on another board called 'marakating advise' that consists entirely of him dribbling crap and damian messing with him

lol, had to check it myself. That's fucking crazy, he's such a demented fool.

DamianJ · 04-06-2012, 01:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Jakez

Nicely done! You could ghostwrite for Al Yankovic.

I thank you, Sir.

Cherry7 · 04-06-2012, 06:15 AM

I have a feeling Mrs Markhan is very happy this Easter.

pornmasta · 04-06-2012, 05:24 PM

Paul Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrkhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaammmmm mmmmmmmmm, noooooooooooooooooooooo !

Best-In-BC · 04-06-2012, 05:25 PM

Its a good day

04-05-2012, 01:19 AM	#1
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04-05-2012, 01:23 AM	#3
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04-05-2012, 02:58 AM	#7
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04-05-2012, 03:17 AM	#9
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04-05-2012, 04:56 AM	#10
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04-05-2012, 01:22 AM	#2
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	He says he's not bothered about GFY anymore and you're all idiots.

04-05-2012, 01:33 AM	#4
bean-aid So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2011 Location: the land of woke sleuths Posts: 16,493	His face looks much more aged then his hands...

04-05-2012, 01:58 AM	#5
papill0n Unregistered Abuser Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2007 Posts: 15,547	hes got a 5 page thread on another board called 'marakating advise' that consists entirely of him dribbling crap and damian messing with him

04-05-2012, 03:05 AM	#8
porno jew Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2006 Posts: 10,166	Porn is fantasy, pure fantasy. No one is selling a video or a picture, they sell the fantasy of the viewer. It's proven men are turned on by a visual image and that triggers their mind to imagine the scenario, with them in it somehow. Very often as a participant or viewer. So sell the fantasy. Not just in words, the images and videos have to build the fantasy as well. when men watch a stripper, they fantasise about fucking her. Same with an image. How many times have we read the comment "I could fuck her"? When someone posts a picture. The trick is to make the girl look like she would fuck them. And this goes on and on in porn. A teen has to look 18ish, not a 24 year old in pig tails. An amateur has to look like she's the girl next door and in secret would fuck anyone. When a surfer hits your site or samples, he needs to be sold a fantasy. If you don't know the fantasy, then you need to find out what it is. Because if you don't you're shooting in the dark. This is the steps to success in most businesses. Getting the product right. Getting the marketing right. Putting yourself in front of as many people as possible. Convincing the client your product meets his needs. Closing the sale. Making sure your product does meet his needs. Never stopping doing the above and looking for new opportunities. In business there are no short cuts. Because the easier it is to short cut or work the system. The more people you compete with. - Paul Markham. From "Markating Advice." 2012.

04-05-2012, 05:49 AM	#13
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04-05-2012, 06:18 AM	#15
DamianJ Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: A magical land Posts: 15,808	[Chorus: x2] Hi! My name is... (what?) My name is... (who?) My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham Hi! My name is... (huh?) My name is... (what?) My name is... [scratches] Paul Markham Ahem... excuse me! Can I have the attention of the forum for one second? Hi kids, do you like pornography? Wanna see me teach you all about adult photography? Wanna learn about Eastern European geography? Well pay attention to my ebook autobiography My brain's a dead weight, had my cock sucked by a guy, but I'm still straight Trying to figure out which paid for whore I want to impregnate And Michael Ancher said "Paul Markham you're my czech mate Uh huhhh, why's your face red? Mate, your talent is wasted Well since age 12, into teenage pants I delve All legal mind, I don't have a criminal mind Got pissed off and bought a wife fucked her tits off Now when I see a whore I give a loud cough She be gobbling me up, and my cap I doff I bought a really hard jig saw And I fuck my bought wife until my dicks sore Fuck her in all her holes, she's paid, I now got her soul Gotta walk the dog, and put food in the bowl That's my life, g, almost suicidal

04-05-2012, 06:52 AM	#16
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04-06-2012, 01:13 AM	#24
asdasd So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 1,225	Unmarked ham yo

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04-06-2012, 05:24 PM	#28
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04-06-2012, 05:25 PM	#29
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