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mromro · 04-27-2012, 06:01 AM

Use the keywords you are targeting in your posts, but don't use the keywords you want to rank for, that looks spammy.

Use no follow on out going links, but don't use no follow on out going links, that looks like you're hideing something.

Link to other related sites, but don't link to other sites, that will hurt your ranking.

Have good internal linking, but not too good, that looks like you know what you are doing.

Use good descriptions on your images and alt tags, but don't do that because it will look like you are trying to rank well for that term.

Have other related sites link to you, but don't do that, it will look like you know what you are doing and you will get a penalty.

Post links to affiliates to make some money , but don't do that, it looks like your site is just about making sales and is not intended for the surfer.

Post original content, but not too original, that looks like you are just trying to rank for certain topic.

Use keyword in title, but don't use keyword in title, that looks like you want to rank for that keyword. That's no good.

Do SEO, but not too much SEO, that looks too fishy!

19teenporn · 04-27-2012, 06:04 AM

Yeah, right...

rogueteens · 04-27-2012, 06:14 AM

or just steal a load of videos, add a feed to scrape descriptions and let google love you

bean-aid · 04-27-2012, 06:18 AM

EddyTheDog · 04-27-2012, 06:26 AM

Don't forget about Meta Keywords/Description - Don't bother because they don't look at them anyway, but use them just in case they do....

Spoods - Yaz · 04-27-2012, 06:29 AM

mromro · 04-27-2012, 06:46 AM

Also use tags, but don't use tags.

and use alot of text, search engines love alot text, but not too much, looks spammy.

And make your writing seem natural, but not too natural, that looks like you think you are smart, that's no good.

Best-In-BC · 04-27-2012, 06:49 AM

True True

mopek1 · 04-27-2012, 07:55 AM

LOL ... good one.

raymor · 04-27-2012, 09:19 AM

Frustrating, isn't it. It's kind of supposed to be. What we so often forget when we focus on SEO is WHY we do SEO. It's so people, humans, will get to the page and buy. The real purpose of the site is to appeal to humans. The SEO part is just to get more humans there. As it turns out, the SE is also trying to find pages that appeal to humans.

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Quote:

Originally Posted by mromro

Use the TOPIC you are targeting in your posts, but don't FOCUS TOO MUCH ON SPECIFIC keywords you want to rank for, that looks spammy.

DON'T use no follow on ALL OF YOUR out going links, that looks like you're hideing something.

Link to other related sites, SPARINGLY.

Have good internal linking, AKA A NAVIGATION BAR, but don't PUT THOUSANDS OF SPAMMY LINKS EVERYWHERE.

Use good descriptions on your images and alt tags, but don't STUFF THEM WITH KEYWORDS because it will look like you are trying to rank well for that term.

Have other related sites link to you, but don't do that WITH SPAMMY LINK FARMS.

Post links to affiliates to make some money , but don't do that AND NOTHING ELSE, HAVE SOME CONTENT.

Post original content, but CONTENT not KEYWORDS REPEATED OVER AND OVER, that looks like you are just trying to rank for certain topic.

Use keyword in title, but don't use NOTHING BUT keywords in title, that looks like you want to rank for that keyword. That's no good. INSTEAD, USE A TITLE THAT MAKES SENSE TO HUMANS.

Do SEO, but not too much SEO, TRAFFIC DOES NO GOOD IF THE PAGE DOESN'T APPEAL TO HUMANS ONCE THEY GET THERE!

Bladewire · 04-27-2012, 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mromro

Use the keywords you are targeting in your posts, but don't use the keywords you want to rank for, that looks spammy.

Use no follow on out going links, but don't use no follow on out going links, that looks like you're hideing something.

Link to other related sites, but don't link to other sites, that will hurt your ranking.

Have good internal linking, but not too good, that looks like you know what you are doing.

Use good descriptions on your images and alt tags, but don't do that because it will look like you are trying to rank well for that term.

Have other related sites link to you, but don't do that, it will look like you know what you are doing and you will get a penalty.

Post links to affiliates to make some money , but don't do that, it looks like your site is just about making sales and is not intended for the surfer.

Post original content, but not too original, that looks like you are just trying to rank for certain topic.

Use keyword in title, but don't use keyword in title, that looks like you want to rank for that keyword. That's no good.

Do SEO, but not too much SEO, that looks too fishy!

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digitalfantasies · 04-27-2012, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mromro

Use the keywords you are targeting in your posts, but don't use the keywords you want to rank for, that looks spammy.

Use no follow on out going links, but don't use no follow on out going links, that looks like you're hideing something.

Link to other related sites, but don't link to other sites, that will hurt your ranking.

Have good internal linking, but not too good, that looks like you know what you are doing.

Use good descriptions on your images and alt tags, but don't do that because it will look like you are trying to rank well for that term.

Have other related sites link to you, but don't do that, it will look like you know what you are doing and you will get a penalty.

Post links to affiliates to make some money , but don't do that, it looks like your site is just about making sales and is not intended for the surfer.

Post original content, but not too original, that looks like you are just trying to rank for certain topic.

Use keyword in title, but don't use keyword in title, that looks like you want to rank for that keyword. That's no good.

Do SEO, but not too much SEO, that looks too fishy!

I understand the frustration

wehateporn · 04-27-2012, 09:44 AM

This has gone too far, now to take revenge I'm going to type "Google" into Google, thereby creating a black hole which will absorb the entire Internet in a split-Second

freecartoonporn · 04-27-2012, 10:15 AM

hmmm. you know too much., you should be terminated. :P

ContentPimp · 04-27-2012, 10:19 AM

Google is going to algo update itself out of biz one day. they are trying too hard to increase earnings every quarter...

Antonio · 04-27-2012, 10:28 AM

how to make money online on google.co.uk

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...e+money+online

gives you

makemoneyonline.co.uk

an authority site with lots of relevant content - tons and tons, now, that's what I call a good user experience

Tom_PM · 04-27-2012, 10:42 AM

sounds legit... but not too legit.

mromro · 04-27-2012, 11:24 AM

Anther tool to use in your SEO is google itself.
Type your specific keyword into google and look at the top results.
Try and mimic the outstanding SEO those sites use to get the top rankings. These top ranking sites should all be original content with outstanding user experience. That should be your objective.

But don't bother, all top results will be the big tube sites with no relevant text of SEO.

arock10 · 04-27-2012, 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

or just steal a load of videos, add a feed to scrape descriptions and let google love you

this is what works

bean-aid · 04-27-2012, 11:30 AM

I need Paul Markham to comment... please... is anybody in the house?

ottopottomouse · 04-27-2012, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

how to make money online on google.co.uk

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...e+money+online

gives you

makemoneyonline.co.uk

an authority site with lots of relevant content - tons and tons, now, that's what I call a good user experience

Worst part is whatever they add will only send it downwards

acrylix · 04-27-2012, 11:53 AM

Here is what Google thinks of your attempts to rank instead of coughing up dough for AdWords:

signupdamnit · 04-27-2012, 12:00 PM

One of my key terms has a situation where results 4 - 10 are all scraper tubes using the same script, from the same company and all interlinked to one another. You can't tell me this is what Google had in mind with Google Penguin.

mromro · 04-27-2012, 12:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antonio

how to make money online on google.co.uk

http://www.google.co.uk/search?hl=en...e+money+online

gives you

makemoneyonline.co.uk

an authority site with lots of relevant content - tons and tons, now, that's what I call a good user experience

Yes. This is a perfect example of hard work and SEO.
You can see the original content but not too much and the use of keywords is perfect.
This site should be your example to try and duplictae. They are doing everything correct and you should be too. Learn from their example.

digitalfantasies · 04-27-2012, 12:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by acrylix

Here is what Google thinks of your attempts to rank instead of coughing up dough for AdWords:

they don't show what happened next... G00gle Panda raped the little boy while he bitch slapped his daddy... when he walked away the last thing he said was (while they were both crying on the floor...) "you should've taken my "free $50,- adwords" invitation.. look at you now... bitch!"

SomeCreep · 04-27-2012, 12:43 PM

I want my 45 seconds back

Tom_PM · 04-27-2012, 01:25 PM

I dunno. Some big tubes have tons of relevant original text, and moreover have tons of inbound links and such from people using their content and linking back from video pages. Plus people will hang out on them watching videos for hours or however long it takes them to finish their .. research.

You can hardly find an ad for good old paysites anymore, can you? If you can, it's down below the organic results rather than up top or to the right. That hurts a lot and helps a lot at the same time, to keep with the theme.

nickutis · 04-27-2012, 03:00 PM

hah. Exactly how SEO works now

xxxbusiness · 04-27-2012, 04:02 PM

cool post

AliceInBondageLand · 04-27-2012, 10:25 PM

You put your links in, you take your links out, you put your links in and shake it all about...

garce · 04-27-2012, 10:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

or just steal a load of videos, add a feed to scrape descriptions and let google love you

That's about it. Unique content is king. Doesn't have to be YOUR content, but HEY! Its Google.

They do no evil!

mromro · 04-27-2012, 11:45 PM

As an example I jst did a search for midget porn and google provided me with just what I was looking for. A highly SEOed tube site with original hand written content.

They didn't even bother listing midgetporn.com, that would be ridiculous.

VenusBlogger · 04-28-2012, 01:34 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rogueteens

or just steal a load of videos, add a feed to scrape descriptions and let google love you

since nobody is asking this, but im sure many people want to know and are afraid to ask...

What do you mean with "ADD a FEED TO SCRAPE DESCRIPTIONS" ?

After you explain I will porbably say: "ahh yes, I know what you mean"...

But I can't understand your "SLANG DEFINITION".

Deputy Chief Command · 04-28-2012, 01:38 AM

looks like you know what you are talking about! what is your hourly rate?

mromro · 04-28-2012, 07:47 AM

I don't charge. My knowledge is free!

bns666 · 04-28-2012, 08:05 AM

acrylix · 04-28-2012, 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by digitalfantasies

they don't show what happened next... G00gle Panda raped the little boy while he bitch slapped his daddy... when he walked away the last thing he said was (while they were both crying on the floor...) "you should've taken my "free $50,- adwords" invitation.. look at you now... bitch!"

I lol'd.

MediaGuy · 04-28-2012, 10:08 AM

lol llong live Google disinformation!

:D

2intense · 04-28-2012, 11:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

hmmm. you know too much., you should be terminated. :P

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mromro So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 770	How to get top listing on Google Use the keywords you are targeting in your posts, but don't use the keywords you want to rank for, that looks spammy. Use no follow on out going links, but don't use no follow on out going links, that looks like you're hideing something. Link to other related sites, but don't link to other sites, that will hurt your ranking. Have good internal linking, but not too good, that looks like you know what you are doing. Use good descriptions on your images and alt tags, but don't do that because it will look like you are trying to rank well for that term. Have other related sites link to you, but don't do that, it will look like you know what you are doing and you will get a penalty. Post links to affiliates to make some money , but don't do that, it looks like your site is just about making sales and is not intended for the surfer. Post original content, but not too original, that looks like you are just trying to rank for certain topic. Use keyword in title, but don't use keyword in title, that looks like you want to rank for that keyword. That's no good. Do SEO, but not too much SEO, that looks too fishy!

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mromro So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 770	Also use tags, but don't use tags. and use alot of text, search engines love alot text, but not too much, looks spammy. And make your writing seem natural, but not too natural, that looks like you think you are smart, that's no good.

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mromro So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 770	Anther tool to use in your SEO is google itself. Type your specific keyword into google and look at the top results. Try and mimic the outstanding SEO those sites use to get the top rankings. These top ranking sites should all be original content with outstanding user experience. That should be your objective. But don't bother, all top results will be the big tube sites with no relevant text of SEO.

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signupdamnit Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2007 Posts: 6,697	One of my key terms has a situation where results 4 - 10 are all scraper tubes using the same script, from the same company and all interlinked to one another. You can't tell me this is what Google had in mind with Google Penguin.

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