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Dirty F · 07-19-2012, 09:19 PM

Give him a piece of ham...for free.

ShoeBox · 07-19-2012, 09:20 PM

you need banned

Dirty F · 07-19-2012, 09:22 PM

Are you sure that the USA is your location?

Colmike9 · 07-19-2012, 09:23 PM

lol. I was going to guess giving him something no charge..

Dirty F · 07-19-2012, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

lol. I was going to guess giving him something no charge..

That's because you is racist.

Colmike9 · 07-19-2012, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by Dirty F

That's because you is racist.

It's not racist if it's accurate..

btw, anyone that says any Italian jokes about me are racist, too, but we don't give a shit about it..

AllAboutCams · 07-19-2012, 09:29 PM

That be funny

DamageX · 07-20-2012, 01:24 AM

Racist or not, that's funny as fuck.

Cherry7 · 07-20-2012, 01:40 AM

Only telling jokes.

Freaky_Akula · 07-20-2012, 03:58 AM

I chuckled.

mafia_man · 07-20-2012, 04:25 AM

How do you turn a penny into a wire?

Place it between 2 Jews.

BIGTYMER · 07-20-2012, 04:25 AM

So funny I forgot to laugh.

Barefootsies · 07-20-2012, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Colmike7

It's not racist if it's accurate..

grumpy · 07-20-2012, 04:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Cherry7

Only telling jokes.

man, man man, you have some serious issues. Get it fixed.

wehateporn · 07-20-2012, 04:49 AM

MaDalton · 07-20-2012, 05:00 AM

why are jewish men circumsized?

because jewish women dont take anything without 20% off

Markul · 07-20-2012, 05:18 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

why are jewish men circumsized?

because jewish women dont take anything without 20% off

ilnjscb · 07-20-2012, 05:28 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

MrCain · 07-20-2012, 05:37 AM

Vapid - BANNED FOR LIFE · 07-20-2012, 05:39 AM

Jew Jokes at their Expense

atalkingapple · 07-20-2012, 05:46 AM

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Originally Posted by ShoeBox

you need banned

You just used the n word yesterday.......

atalkingapple · 07-20-2012, 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mafia_man

How do you turn a penny into a wire?

Place it between 2 Jews.

sperbonzo · 07-20-2012, 06:29 AM

My grandfather told me this one a few years before he passed away.: It's better in person with the accents, but still...

So a Rabbi is walking down the beach in Israel, and he comes across an old lamp half buried in the sand. "Hey", he thinks, "this will be worth a few scheckles!" He picks it up and starts rubbing the sand off and a genie appears.

The genie says, "Hey! What you get here is one wish! I'm a jewish genie so you only get one, and you can't wish for any more wishes!"

The Rabbi thinks, then brings out a map of the middle east. "Ok, what I want, I want peace in the middle east. Peace with egypt and syria and lebanon and Iran and everybody!"

The genie snatches the map out of his hand and starts looking at it. He twists it this way and that, and strokes his chin, and finally says. "You know what? I can't do this. This has been going on for thousands of years.... God himself cannot fix this problem! It's just too big for me. I'm sorry, but you need to choose another wish."

Ths rabbi thinks and thinks and thinks, and finally he smiles.

"Ok. I got it! What I want, I want you to get my wife to give me a blowjob!"

The genie says. "Wait a second, let me see that map again...."

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nico-t · 07-20-2012, 07:03 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo

My grandfather told me this one a few years before he passed away.: It's better in person with the accents, but still...

So a Rabbi is walking down the beach in Israel, and he comes across an old lamp half buried in the sand. "Hey", he thinks, "this will be worth a few scheckles!" He picks it up and starts rubbing the sand off and a genie appears.

The genie says, "Hey! What you get here is one wish! I'm a jewish genie so you only get one, and you can't wish for any more wishes!"

The Rabbi thinks, then brings out a map of the middle east. "Ok, what I want, I want peace in the middle east. Peace with egypt and syria and lebanon and Iran and everybody!"

The genie snatches the map out of his hand and starts looking at it. He twists it this way and that, and strokes his chin, and finally says. "You know what? I can't do this. This has been going on for thousands of years.... God himself cannot fix this problem! It's just too big for me. I'm sorry, but you need to choose another wish."

Ths rabbi thinks and thinks and thinks, and finally he smiles.

"Ok. I got it! What I want, I want you to get my wife to give me a blowjob!"

The genie says. "Wait a second, let me see that map again...."

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jokes with that much text always dissapoint. This was no exception.

O MARINA · 07-20-2012, 07:09 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER

So funny I forgot to laugh.

So funny I forgot to laugh.
So funny I forgot to laugh.
So funny I forgot to laugh.
So funny I forgot to laugh.
So funny I forgot to laugh.

brassmonkey · 07-20-2012, 07:14 AM

How was the Grand Canyon formed?
A Jew dropped a nickel down a gopher hole.

im sorry i saw it a few day ago

sperbonzo · 07-20-2012, 07:53 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

jokes with that much text always dissapoint. This was no exception.

I said it was better told than read....

pimpware · 07-20-2012, 08:19 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

why are jewish men circumsized?

because jewish women dont take anything without 20% off

ilnjscb · 07-20-2012, 10:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo

My grandfather told me this one a few years before he passed away.: It's better in person with the accents, but still...

So a Rabbi is walking down the beach in Israel, and he comes across an old lamp half buried in the sand. "Hey", he thinks, "this will be worth a few scheckles!" He picks it up and starts rubbing the sand off and a genie appears.

The genie says, "Hey! What you get here is one wish! I'm a jewish genie so you only get one, and you can't wish for any more wishes!"

The Rabbi thinks, then brings out a map of the middle east. "Ok, what I want, I want peace in the middle east. Peace with egypt and syria and lebanon and Iran and everybody!"

The genie snatches the map out of his hand and starts looking at it. He twists it this way and that, and strokes his chin, and finally says. "You know what? I can't do this. This has been going on for thousands of years.... God himself cannot fix this problem! It's just too big for me. I'm sorry, but you need to choose another wish."

Ths rabbi thinks and thinks and thinks, and finally he smiles.

"Ok. I got it! What I want, I want you to get my wife to give me a blowjob!"

The genie says. "Wait a second, let me see that map again...."

.

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sperbonzo I'd rather be on my boat. Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Location: Miami, FL Posts: 9,743	My grandfather told me this one a few years before he passed away.: It's better in person with the accents, but still... So a Rabbi is walking down the beach in Israel, and he comes across an old lamp half buried in the sand. "Hey", he thinks, "this will be worth a few scheckles!" He picks it up and starts rubbing the sand off and a genie appears. The genie says, "Hey! What you get here is one wish! I'm a jewish genie so you only get one, and you can't wish for any more wishes!" The Rabbi thinks, then brings out a map of the middle east. "Ok, what I want, I want peace in the middle east. Peace with egypt and syria and lebanon and Iran and everybody!" The genie snatches the map out of his hand and starts looking at it. He twists it this way and that, and strokes his chin, and finally says. "You know what? I can't do this. This has been going on for thousands of years.... God himself cannot fix this problem! It's just too big for me. I'm sorry, but you need to choose another wish." Ths rabbi thinks and thinks and thinks, and finally he smiles. "Ok. I got it! What I want, I want you to get my wife to give me a blowjob!" The genie says. "Wait a second, let me see that map again...." . __________________ Michael Sperber / Acella Financial LLC/ Online Payment Processing [email protected] / http://Acellafinancial.com/ ICQ 177961090 / Tel +1 909 NET BILL / Skype msperber

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