The Mormon Religion

[BFT3K]

Sure, this makes sense...



https://youtube.com/watch?v=n3BqLZ8UoZk

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Meanwhile, in an equally credible reality...



https://youtube.com/watch?v=vqRxWAqnQ_g

[baddog]

That's your argument against Romney? The religion he believes in? What religion do you think your President should be, taking into consideration that you are probably not going to find a candidate that is an atheist?

[Verbal]

Most religions are equally unbelievable if you really think about it.

[CyberHustler]

Originally Posted by Verbal

Most religions are equally unbelievable if you really think about it.

This thread actually just converted me.

Eric, change my name to Elder Hustler at once!

[spazlabz]

ok ok, so according to that first video... if I mess up my hair really badly and put a fucked up expression on my face.....I'll be a demon???







cool

[Cherry7]

It is bonkers, and a scary thought to think someone as stupid enought to believe such garbage can become the most powerful man .....


Note the ban on pornography.

[spazlabz]

Originally Posted by Cherry7

It is bonkers, and a scary thought to think someone as stupid enought to believe such garbage can become the most powerful man .....


Note the ban on pornography.

and the ban on masturbation...that's it! Im out on that one

[BlackCrayon]

that video is a propaganda video made by a group wanting to discredit mormons. not that i agree with the mormon religion but its not accurate.

[bronco67]

I'm very interested in this "celestial sex" thing, but the billion babies is huge turn off. No thanks.

[MaDalton]

i find it suspicious in general when someone who has power over nuclear weapons believes in imaginary gods - no matter which ones

[baddog]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i find it suspicious in general when someone who has power over nuclear weapons believes in imaginary gods - no matter which ones

Who says they are imaginary?

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by baddog

Who says they are imaginary?

i do

but in case you have seen god and took a pic let us know

[CyberHustler]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i do

but in case you have seen god and took a pic let us know

Ever seen dark matter?

[baddog]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i do

but in case you have seen god and took a pic let us know

So, you only believe in things you have seen a photo of?

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by CyberHustler

Ever seen dark matter?

at least this has a quite solid scientific theory opposed to a collection of documents that dozens people wrote hundreds of years after the incidents (eventually) occured. If anything in the bible (or Thora, Quoran) is considered true, i can also consider the books of Ray Bradbury or Jules Verne true.

Originally Posted by baddog

So, you only believe in things you have seen a photo of?

no, i dont believe in things that no one has ever seen. especially not when they totally contradict scientific proof.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

no, i dont believe in things that no one has ever seen. especially not when they totally contradict scientific proof.

There is scientific proof that there is no God? Really? Got a link to it?

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by baddog

There is scientific proof that there is no God? Really? Got a link to it?

i know that you love to twist words, but that is not what i said.

read again

[BFT3K]

Originally Posted by baddog

There is scientific proof that there is no God? Really? Got a link to it?

MY LEFTOVER TUNA FISH SANDWICH IS GOD.

Do you have scientific proof that it's not?

Got a link to it?

See how stupid your argument sounds?

[baddog]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i know that you love to twist words, but that is not what i said.

read again

How is God totally contradicted by scientific proof?

[baddog]

Originally Posted by BFT3K

MY LEFTOVER TUNA FISH SANDWICH IS GOD.

Do you have scientific proof that it's not?

Got a link to it?

See how stupid your argument sounds?

The only problem being that I believe a leftover tuna sandwich is something you would worship as a god.

[baddog]

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

So baddog believes in god but not conspiracies, because those never happen (even though history is chuck full of 'em)

I know you are just trolling, but when have I EVER suggested there was no such thing as conspiracies? And a conspiracy and conspiracy theory are not the same thing.

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by baddog

How is God totally contradicted by scientific proof?

do you believe that god made Eva from a rib of Adam?

or that evolution took place over a few billion of years.

i chose to believe the latter because the first one sounds like bullshit. and when a book starts with bullshit, i doubt the rest will be much better.


or to say it with Douglas Adams:

?Now it is such a bizarrely improbable coincidence that anything so mind-bog-gglingly useful could have evolved purely by chance that some thinkers have chosen to see it as the final and clinching proof of the non-existence of God.
The argument goes something like this: `I refuse to prove that I exist,' says God, `for proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing.'
`But,' says Man, `The Babel fish is a dead giveaway, isn't it? It could not have evolved by chance. It proves you exist, and so therefore, by your own arguments, you don't. QED.'
`Oh dear,' says God, `I hadn't thought of that,' and promptly vanished in a puff of logic.
`Oh, that was easy,' says Man, and for an encore goes on to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next zebra crossing.?

[baddog]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

do you believe that god made Eva from a rib of Adam?

or that evolution took place over a few billion of years.

i chose to believe the latter because the first one sounds like bullshit. and when a book starts with bullshit, i doubt the rest will be much better.


or to say it with Douglas Adams:

You are a pretty smart guy, how long ago was the Bible written? How long ago was evolution considered? Is it not possible that a supreme being put the wheels in motion to make it happen or was it all dumb luck?

[adultmobile]

Originally Posted by baddog

So, you only believe in things you have seen a photo of?

Quantum Phisics as well as Relativity are true and verified (even if not on bre eye: it needs big telescopes in space or particle accelerators) but as funny and incredible as the batman movies. Everyone agrees black holes exists these look odd isn't it. Recent stuff found, it includes particles having different behaviour in present depending what it happens to them in future, so basically the particle knows its future, tested in experiments recently. String theory says there's a lot of extra dimensions and it is very probable, even no one seen those dimensions or can think of them.
So if you believe in modern phisics, that's even more strange and unlikely (even if true) than any batman or lords of the rings movie.

There is a basic difference: the above science it can be tested, verified, and where not, it is mathematically computable and exact.
Regarding mormon guys, even skipping aliens, they need to find archaeological traces of Jesus going in America, of those mormon texts and so on. It is like those who say humans was there before dinosaurs, you dig a few ancient rocks and you see this is simply not true and there it ends the discussion - piriod.

[topsiteking]

Originally Posted by Verbal

Most religions are equally unbelievable if you really think about it.

Originally Posted by MaDalton

i find it suspicious in general when someone who has power over nuclear weapons believes in imaginary gods - no matter which ones

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

I love how religious people are considered sane and normal but anyone who dares talk about aliens is crazy....ass backwards

Originally Posted by MaDalton

do you believe that god made Eva from a rib of Adam?

or that evolution took place over a few billion of years.

i chose to believe the latter because the first one sounds like bullshit. and when a book starts with bullshit, i doubt the rest will be much better.

[SuckOnThis]

I certainly believe there is an intelligent design we are all a part of, but to believe in some guy hanging out in space condemning people to fire pits for eternity because we don't believe in some book of ridiculous fairy tales is beyond insane. NOTHING has caused more death and misery on this planet than religion.

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by baddog

You are a pretty smart guy, how long ago was the Bible written? How long ago was evolution considered? Is it not possible that a supreme being put the wheels in motion to make it happen or was it all dumb luck?

hey, we (at least you and me) live in free countries - if thats what you believe - go for it.

i dont.

and i (my personal opinion) find it suspicious when people first pray to whatever god and then plan to nuke whole countries.

but you dont have access to nukes, therefore i dont consider you dangerous

[topsiteking]

Originally Posted by baddog

You are a pretty smart guy, how long ago was the Bible written? How long ago was evolution considered? Is it not possible that a supreme being put the wheels in motion to make it happen or was it all dumb luck?

Just start selling your porn sites now.

[BFT3K]

[topsiteking]

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Everyone and everything is "god". There is no bearded man in the sky. Whenever you hear the word "God" in the bible or ancient times, it was actually translated from the term "Gods" plural. They were the aliens who created humans. Yea I know it's a tough pill to swallow but the truth is the truth.

Links?

[Johny Traffic]

Originally Posted by baddog

You are a pretty smart guy, how long ago was the Bible written? How long ago was evolution considered? Is it not possible that a supreme being put the wheels in motion to make it happen or was it all dumb luck?

Believing in something that has NO evidence to support it and when all the known evidence is in fact contra to that belief is psychopathic behavior.

People generally start believing in god (whichever god, society dictates is fashionable at the time) when they are closer to dying, for example when they get older or have experienced another sociological event. This then triggers this phenomenon

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by JohnnyClips

Everyone and everything is "god". There is no bearded man in the sky. Whenever you hear the word "God" in the bible or ancient times, it was actually translated from the term "Gods" plural. They were the aliens who created humans. Yea I know it's a tough pill to swallow but the truth is the truth.

this one is equally nonsense. but actually if you take the bible seriously even more likely than a "god sitting on a cloud" person behind all this.

amusing.

[BFT3K]

[topsiteking]

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Classic.

[garce]

Originally Posted by baddog

That's your argument against Romney? The religion he believes in? What religion do you think your President should be, taking into consideration that you are probably not going to find a candidate that is an atheist?

Your president should be NO RELIGION. None. Nada. Religion should be irrelvant. Every religion should be protected, yet none should be preferred. Free country. All men created equal under the random God we believe in this week, etc., etc.

Politicians are only religious to con the gullible into voting for them. If you believe otherwise you're either naive, or an idiot. Do you honestly think Romney asked God Himself for permission everytime he bought out a company, disolved it, and fired everyone who worked there? In MOST "free" countries, mentioning your religion or any version of God will get you laughed at and publically humiliated.

There is NO DIFFERENCE between Americans screaming over religion, and Afghanistanis screaming over religion. None.

You pray (prey is more apt, though) to the same God. You won't find out who was right until you're dead. Answer? No-one was right. You're just dead. No Pearly Gates. No virgins.

I'm not religious at all, but I sincerely believe God is not going to be particularly pleased with any of you inbred cunts - no matter what your beliefs are. If that sounds like a contridiction, just think about it for a minute. God has nothing to do with religion. Humans made up "religion". We define it, we change it to suit our purposes. We klll each in the name of the exact same entity that our enemies believe in.

All I want is a 70 cent Canadian dollar and three wives. You guys are too busy arguing over gay marraige, God, and abortion to realize its 2012. Give me my fucking exchange rate back, assholes.

You are reading GFY. If you're religious, you're going to hell.

I'll be the guy shoving the pineapple up your ass. Hi. I'm pleased to meet you.

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by garce

Your president should be NO RELIGION. None. Nada. Religion should be irrelvant. Every religion should be protected, yet none should be preferred. Free country. All men created equal under the random God we believe in this week, etc., etc.

Politicians are only religious to con the gullible into voting for them. If you believe otherwise you're either naive, or an idiot. Do you honestly think Romney asked God Himself for permission everytime he bought out a company, disolved it, and fired everyone who worked there? In MOST "free" countries, mentioning your religion or any version of God will get you laughed at and publically humiliated.

There is NO DIFFERENCE between Americans screaming over religion, and Afghanistanis screaming over religion. None.

You pray (prey is more apt, though) to the same God. You won't find out who was right until you're dead. Answer? No-one was right. You're just dead. No Pearly Gates. No virgins.

I'm not religious at all, but I sincerely believe God is not going to be particularly pleased with any of you inbred cunts - no matter what your beliefs are. If that sounds like a contridiction, just think about it for a minute. God has nothing to do with religion. Humans made up "religion". We define it, we change it to suit our purposes. We klll each in the name of the exact same entity that our enemies believe in.

All I want is a 70 cent Canadian dollar and three wives. You guys are too busy arguing over gay marraige, God, and abortion to realize its 2012. Give me my fucking exchange rate back, assholes.

You are reading GFY. If you're religious, you're going to hell.

I'll be the guy shoving the pineapple up your ass. Hi. I'm pleased to meet you.

i might have worded it a bit more politely - but otherwise...

[topsiteking]

Originally Posted by garce

Your president should be NO RELIGION. None. Nada. Religion should be irrelvant. Every religion should be protected, yet none should be preferred. Free country. All men created equal under the random God we believe in this week, etc., etc.

Politicians are only religious to con the gullible into voting for them. If you believe otherwise you're either naive, or an idiot. Do you honestly think Romney asked God Himself for permission everytime he bought out a company, disolved it, and fired everyone who worked there? In MOST "free" countries, mentioning your religion or any version of God will get you laughed at and publically humiliated.

There is NO DIFFERENCE between Americans screaming over religion, and Afghanistanis screaming over religion. None.

You pray (prey is more apt, though) to the same God. You won't find out who was right until you're dead. Answer? No-one was right. You're just dead. No Pearly Gates. No virgins.

I'm not religious at all, but I sincerely believe God is not going to be particularly pleased with any of you inbred cunts - no matter what your beliefs are. If that sounds like a contridiction, just think about it for a minute. God has nothing to do with religion. Humans made up "religion". We define it, we change it to suit our purposes. We klll each in the name of the exact same entity that our enemies believe in.

All I want is a 70 cent Canadian dollar and three wives. You guys are too busy arguing over gay marraige, God, and abortion to realize its 2012. Give me my fucking exchange rate back, assholes.

You are reading GFY. If you're religious, you're going to hell.

I'll be the guy shoving the pineapple up your ass. Hi. I'm pleased to meet you.

[Paul Markham]

Originally Posted by baddog

That's your argument against Romney? The religion he believes in? What religion do you think your President should be, taking into consideration that you are probably not going to find a candidate that is an atheist?

One that's fucked up a little, not one that's fucked up so far it's a joke. Or worse still a threat.

Originally Posted by baddog

How is God totally contradicted by scientific proof?

God isn't contradicted by scientific proof. Only every single person who believes in religions preaching is. There's scientific and historical proof that every single writing and utterance from the religious leaders and followers are lies. Prove to us one that's not. Except the unprovable existence of something that kicked off the Big Bang, from there on the trail is clear.

Originally Posted by baddog

You are a pretty smart guy, how long ago was the Bible written? How long ago was evolution considered? Is it not possible that a supreme being put the wheels in motion to make it happen or was it all dumb luck?

Prove it. Then tell us who created the Supreme Being.

Then prove the golden tablets Smith found exist. A picture or two would be proof.

[Penny24Seven]

I like these threads. Helps me weed out the idiots. Now let me pray before I try to make this 3 foot putt because God will help me make it if I pray enough, If I miss it was Gods will or he had a good reason for me to miss so I can learn something from it LOL,

[baddog]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

this one is equally nonsense. but actually if you take the bible seriously even more likely than a "god sitting on a cloud" person behind all this.

amusing.

Ya know, I don't recall anything in The Bible that suggested God sat on a cloud. Just saying.

Originally Posted by garce

Your president should be NO RELIGION. None. Nada.

You realize that religion was the reason the Pilgrims came here, right?

Then later they drafted the Declaration of Independence

The unanimous Declaration of the thirteen united States of America,

When in the Course of human events, it becomes necessary for one people to dissolve the political bands which have connected them with another, and to assume among the powers of the earth, the separate and equal station to which the Laws of Nature and of Nature's God entitle them, a decent respect to the opinions of mankind requires that they should declare the causes which impel them to the separation.

We hold these truths to be self-evident, that all men are created equal, that they are endowed by their Creator with certain unalienable Rights, that among these are Life, Liberty and the pursuit of Happiness.

So I think it is pretty safe to say that religion is embedded in this country at least as much as hockey is in yours.

[Robbie]

Originally Posted by Verbal

Most religions are equally unbelievable if you really think about it.

Bingo.

One can only hope that all of our politicians don't really take this shit seriously and only use their "faith" to get votes from the idiots in the general population who believe in fairy tales (well, I'm pretty sure that dumbass Rick Santorum believes lol...just be thankful that crazy motherfucker didn't win the nomination)

[MaDalton]

http://www.nobeliefs.com/Tripoli.htm

[AsianDivaGirlsWebDude]

Originally Posted by garce

Your president should be NO RELIGION. None. Nada. Religion should be irrelvant. Every religion should be protected, yet none should be preferred. Free country. All men created equal under the random God we believe in this week, etc., etc.

Politicians are only religious to con the gullible into voting for them. If you believe otherwise you're either naive, or an idiot. Do you honestly think Romney asked God Himself for permission everytime he bought out a company, disolved it, and fired everyone who worked there? In MOST "free" countries, mentioning your religion or any version of God will get you laughed at and publically humiliated.

There is NO DIFFERENCE between Americans screaming over religion, and Afghanistanis screaming over religion. None.

You pray (prey is more apt, though) to the same God. You won't find out who was right until you're dead. Answer? No-one was right. You're just dead. No Pearly Gates. No virgins.

I'm not religious at all, but I sincerely believe God is not going to be particularly pleased with any of you inbred cunts - no matter what your beliefs are. If that sounds like a contridiction, just think about it for a minute. God has nothing to do with religion. Humans made up "religion". We define it, we change it to suit our purposes. We klll each in the name of the exact same entity that our enemies believe in.

All I want is a 70 cent Canadian dollar and three wives. You guys are too busy arguing over gay marraige, God, and abortion to realize its 2012. Give me my fucking exchange rate back, assholes.

You are reading GFY. If you're religious, you're going to hell.

I'll be the guy shoving the pineapple up your ass. Hi. I'm pleased to meet you.

Sup...





ADG

[Robbie]

Originally Posted by baddog

You realize that religion was the reason the Pilgrims came here, right?

Then later they drafted the Declaration of Independence

So I think it is pretty safe to say that religion is embedded in this country at least as much as hockey is in yours.

The pilgrims were running from religious persecution.

The pilgrims didn't draft the Declaration of Independence. That came a 156 years after the pilgrims landed.

Thomas Jefferson would greatly disagree with your statement about religion. He was very anti-religion. As were most of the founding fathers. Quick google search for "Thomas Jefferson And Religion" will show you that.
Matter of fact...Jefferson was more of a Deist than a Christian.

Our country has become religiously fanatical in modern times (the last 70 years or so).

[BFT3K]

Is your life empty and meaningless?

Maybe it's time to Join A Dangerous Cult!

[MaDalton]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

http://www.nobeliefs.com/Tripoli.htm

^^^^^^^^^^

Originally Posted by Robbie

The pilgrims were running from religious persecution.

The pilgrims didn't draft the Declaration of Independence. That came a 156 years after the pilgrims landed.

Thomas Jefferson would greatly disagree with your statement about religion. He was very anti-religion. As were most of the founding fathers. Quick google search for "Thomas Jefferson And Religion" will show you that.
Matter of fact...Jefferson was more of a Deist than a Christian.

Our country has become religiously fanatical in modern times (the last 70 years or so).

[DudeRick]

Originally Posted by BFT3K

MY LEFTOVER TUNA FISH SANDWICH IS GOD.

Do you have scientific proof that it's not?

Got a link to it?

See how stupid your argument sounds?

Leftist extremists like you who support Obama are the best advertisement that Romney has! Keep posting douche bag!

[Robbie]

Originally Posted by MaDalton

^^^^^^^^^^

I didn't see that. You beat me to it MaDalton.

I'm afraid the U.S. is going backwards and is almost as bad as The Taliban with religious intolerance.

Hell, it's scary to know that our govt. is run by people who believe in those fairytales. It's downright dangerous.

[BFT3K]

Originally Posted by DudeRick

Leftist extremists like you who support Obama are the best advertisement that Romney has! Keep posting douche bag!

Oh, snarky!

[DudeRick]

Originally Posted by BFT3K

Oh, snarky!

Just call me snark.