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Struggle4Bucks · 01-20-2013, 06:16 PM

that managed to build up a good walking business despite the fact that english is not their first language?

kyro · 01-20-2013, 06:23 PM

WTF you talking about faggot ?

Struggle4Bucks · 01-20-2013, 06:26 PM

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Originally Posted by kyro

WTF you talking about faggot ?

If you're not dutch you dont understand the joke... if you're dutch and didn't understand the joke you're a dutch faggot allready retarded from syfilis... but you are a retarded cocksucking faggot anyway!

kyro · 01-20-2013, 06:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

If you're not dutch you dont understand the joke... if you're dutch and didn't understand the joke you're a dutch faggot allready retarded from syfilis... but you are a retarded cocksucking faggot anyway!

so you saying you are a faggot then

Struggle4Bucks · 01-20-2013, 06:47 PM

For you there is only one way to find out if i'm a faggot: turn around, bend over and drop your pantyhose...

....if it feels warm and like 36mm then it's my hard one sticking in your ass and you could say that i'm some kind of a faggot...

...if it feels cold and like 9mm and you hear "click" then you know defenitely that i'm not a faggot...

CyberHustler · 01-20-2013, 07:24 PM

In my hood (and many others) a "dutch guy" or "dutch boy" is an insult towards the person who always gets sent to the store for things like dutch masters, phillies, rolling papers, beer, etc.

Struggle4Bucks · 01-20-2013, 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by CyberHustler

In my hood (and many others) a "dutch guy" or "dutch boy" is an insult towards the person who always gets sent to the store for things like dutch masters, phillies, rolling papers, beer, etc.

oh ok...

In my hood the "dutch guys" are the persons that organize their billion euro business... from growing it to packing it to distributing it all over the world. And then "de loopjongetjes" selling it on the streets...

What is it with all the Dutch "things"... like dutch oven, and dutch bill... are there really idiots out there thinking we fart in bed with a girl? or we let them pay their part of the bill?

Struggle4Bucks · 01-20-2013, 07:44 PM

... but... "dutch guy" could also just mean a guy from holland:-)

mineistaken · 01-20-2013, 08:49 PM

Waiting for dirty frank or roald to confirm this joke

Supz · 01-20-2013, 10:01 PM

I use phillies myself. dutchies are rough on the lungs.

Roald · 01-20-2013, 11:11 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken

Waiting for dirty frank or roald to confirm this joke

Its hardly a joke

xXXtesy10 · 01-20-2013, 11:15 PM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

that managed to build up a good walking business despite the fact that english is not their first language?

Follow the weed and pirate sites bro..

Godsmack · 01-21-2013, 01:32 AM

I guess i am a faggot then

DWB · 01-21-2013, 03:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

that managed to build up a good walking business despite the fact that english is not their first language?

Struggle4Bucks · 01-21-2013, 03:55 AM

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Originally Posted by DWB

Mike Dutch · 01-21-2013, 03:57 AM

yuuppppp

Struggle4Bucks · 01-21-2013, 03:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Roald

Its hardly a joke

I heard some dutch guy stutter in english talking about his "good walking business"...
I pissed my pants and thought it was hilarious...

Frank21 · 01-21-2013, 04:12 AM

At least we can all speak at least 3 languages as "Dutch guys", instead of expecting the whole world to speak the superiour dutch language.

Struggle4Bucks · 01-21-2013, 06:32 AM

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Originally Posted by Godsmack

I guess i am a faggot then

Allright allright allright... let me try to heal your homosexuality and your case of syfilis...

Some guy trying to say in english: "ik heb een goedlopende zaak...". Now what he does is translate the words one on one... but sometimes you can't just translate the words one on one... He should have said: I have a successful business... instead he translated into a "good walking business" which sounds hilarious.

Now picture a dutch guy saying in broken english to a English guy: "I have a good walking business" and the English guy's face like: uhhh a what? you sell shoes?

Marie · 01-21-2013, 07:26 AM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

Allright allright allright... let me try to heal your homosexuality and your case of syfilis...

Some guy trying to say in english: "ik heb een goedlopende zaak...". Now what he does is translate the words one on one... but sometimes you can't just translate the words one on one... He should have said: I have a successful business... instead he translated into a "good walking business" which sounds hilarious.

Now picture a dutch guy saying in broken english to a English guy: "I have a good walking business" and the English guy's face like: uhhh a what? you sell shoes?

Thanks for explaining that joke for all of us that didn't find it funny anyway. It's always good to explain jokes. Always.

Presnus · 01-21-2013, 07:35 AM

Belgian here!

Struggle4Bucks · 01-21-2013, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie

Thanks for explaining that joke for all of us that didn't find it funny anyway. It's always good to explain jokes. Always.

You should check out a doctor... you might have a tumor in your humor!

mule · 01-21-2013, 07:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Marie

Thanks for explaining that joke for all of us that didn't find it funny anyway. It's always good to explain jokes. Always.

Hi Marie, long time no see

mineistaken · 01-21-2013, 09:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Struggle4Bucks

Allright allright allright... let me try to heal your homosexuality and your case of syfilis...

Some guy trying to say in english: "ik heb een goedlopende zaak...". Now what he does is translate the words one on one... but sometimes you can't just translate the words one on one... He should have said: I have a successful business... instead he translated into a "good walking business" which sounds hilarious.

Now picture a dutch guy saying in broken english to a English guy: "I have a good walking business" and the English guy's face like: uhhh a what? you sell shoes?

Got it. In some languages it could be said "good standing business"

Pornopat · 01-21-2013, 09:20 AM

Sorry man...on behalve of all the dutchies on this board sofar...
Thumbs down on the joke.
That joke did not walk so nice.

Struggle4Bucks · 01-21-2013, 09:24 AM

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Originally Posted by Pornopat

Sorry man...on behalve of all the dutchies on this board sofar...
Thumbs down on the joke.
That joke did not walk so nice.

It was not a joke it was something that happend and i found it highly humoristic when it happend. Indeed it didn't "walk"

so nice

nvaonline · 01-21-2013, 11:26 AM

you better run out of here

Struggle4Bucks · 01-21-2013, 11:41 AM

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Originally Posted by nvaonline

you better run out of here

Oh no... why should I?

I think it's funny... The thing that makes it not funny is the fact that people didn't get it... and then starting to piss vinegar because they didn't get it. Is it my fault that people didn't get it? If you don't think it's a funny situation, then you normally just move on... when you want to let someone know in a certain way that something is not funny, then you're pissing vinegar because something stepped on your toe...

Maybe the dutch should start a breedingprogram to increase the general level of IQ.
After let's say a thousand years living closely together... who can assure us that we are not all fucking with our nephews and nieces...

Mike Dutch · 01-21-2013, 11:54 AM

what joke , was it edited?

mineistaken · 01-21-2013, 12:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Mike Dutch

what joke , was it edited?

post 19.

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