Yay !!!!!!!! TSA to allow you to CARRY ON small knives back on planes!!!!!! - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 03-05-2013, 04:11 PM

WTF is wrong with these idiots /facepalm

"BOXCUTTERS still prohibited"

Enjoy the read

http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel...nives/1964941/

DWB · 03-05-2013, 04:22 PM

What about fingernail clippers? Those fuck nuts always take them from me.

TrashyGirl · 03-05-2013, 04:32 PM

Yes, they can frisk you while wearing their new uniforms. $50 million in new uniforms ordered right before the sequester wtf.

http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/tsa...3/05/id/493243

Elli · 03-05-2013, 04:49 PM

but I can't take my contact lens fluid with me because it only comes in bottles over 3oz? oy.

_Richard_ · 03-05-2013, 05:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Elli

but I can't take my contact lens fluid with me because it only comes in bottles over 3oz? oy.

i just check all that

amateurbfs · 03-05-2013, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

What about fingernail clippers? Those fuck nuts always take them from me.

That is so you can't be one of those assholes who shoots their fingernails around in public.

2013 · 03-05-2013, 05:35 PM

AsianDivaGirlsWebDude · 03-05-2013, 06:27 PM

ADG

k0nr4d · 03-05-2013, 10:21 PM

Why would you need a boxcutter on a plane

MrMaxwell · 03-05-2013, 10:25 PM

Great.. make it easier for normal people to fly
Now maybe I can get MIA to SNA for no less than four fucking hundred dollars next month

SleazyDream · 03-05-2013, 10:30 PM

give everyone a machete when they board the plane, no one will be able to hijack anything every again even

TrashyGirl · 03-05-2013, 11:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Great.. make it easier for normal people to fly
Now maybe I can get MIA to SNA for no less than four fucking hundred dollars next month

Fly out of FLL, cheaper! There are definitely rates right now low-ish $300's.

k0nr4d · 03-05-2013, 11:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

give everyone a machete when they board the plane, no one will be able to hijack anything every again even

I'd feel safer if everyone had AK47s onboard

SleazyDream · 03-05-2013, 11:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

I'd feel safer if everyone had AK47s onboard

and misfire and decompress the cabin? FUCK THAT. Just machetes. It's close enough combat they work just as well as guns in a crowd when everyone's got one.

georgeyw · 03-05-2013, 11:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by k0nr4d

Why would you need a boxcutter on a plane

Might receive a parcel mid flight and need to open it.

MrMaxwell · 03-06-2013, 02:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

give everyone a machete when they board the plane, no one will be able to hijack anything every again even

Jesus christ napping on the moon without a blanket
Go post on the cerebral palsy forum you buffoon

MrMaxwell · 03-06-2013, 02:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

and misfire and decompress the cabin? FUCK THAT. Just machetes. It's close enough combat they work just as well as guns in a crowd when everyone's got one.

How the hell is a misfire going to decompress the cabin? How?
Why don't you go and play with knives?
Drink a-lot first
We're not going for a couple of fingers which you're stupid enough to lose playing with knives sober
We need some real results
Thank you

MrMaxwell · 03-06-2013, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TrashyGirl

Fly out of FLL, cheaper! There are definitely rates right now low-ish $300's.

Jesus christ that's inconvenient
A good idea, but inconvenient

I meant that if the public suddenly thinks "um hay itz eazy to fly" then more idiots will be flying and the price will be up over $400 before we know it .... not that it is now

just a punk · 03-06-2013, 02:40 AM

When you travel in first class, the air hostess gives you a real metal fork and knife. I don't remember these were used by terrorists even once.

lock · 03-06-2013, 02:53 AM

Better than being stabbed with a shank smuggled in some ones anal cavity.

CurrentlySober · 03-06-2013, 02:54 AM

https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17712491&postcount=35

MaDalton · 03-06-2013, 03:02 AM

i flew with just hand luggage to Barcelona and back last weekend and took everything i needed - including small scissors. no one gave a rats ass.

but it's not the TSA that does security checks here

RyuLion · 03-06-2013, 03:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Juicy D. Links

WTF is wrong with these idiots /facepalm

"BOXCUTTERS still prohibited"

Enjoy the read

http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel...nives/1964941/

TrashyGirl · 03-06-2013, 03:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrMaxwell

Jesus christ that's inconvenient
A good idea, but inconvenient

I meant that if the public suddenly thinks "um hay itz eazy to fly" then more idiots will be flying and the price will be up over $400 before we know it .... not that it is now

They are only 30 minutes apart and usually you will get thru check-in and security much faster too. Less aggro, less airfare cost. Take the tri-rail up there if you don't want to drive it. http://www.tri-rail.com/

DWB · 03-06-2013, 05:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by amateurbfs

That is so you can't be one of those assholes who shoots their fingernails around in public.

I aim for THE EYES!!!!

MrMaxwell · 03-06-2013, 07:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SleazyDream

give everyone a machete when they board the plane, no one will be able to hijack anything every again even

03-05-2013, 04:11 PM	#1
Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Yay !!!!!!!! TSA to allow you to CARRY ON small knives back on planes!!!!!! WTF is wrong with these idiots /facepalm "BOXCUTTERS still prohibited" Enjoy the read http://www.usatoday.com/story/travel...nives/1964941/

03-05-2013, 04:49 PM	#4
Elli Reach for those stars! Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Vancouver, BC Posts: 17,991	but I can't take my contact lens fluid with me because it only comes in bottles over 3oz? oy. __________________ Make More Money with Cams and Dating at FFN.com! email: [email protected]

03-05-2013, 06:27 PM	#8
AsianDivaGirlsWebDude Purveyor, Fine Asian Porn Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2004 Location: San Francisco Bay Area Posts: 38,323	ADG __________________ Asian Diva Girls - Exclusive Photos and Videos Asian Diva Girls Affiliate Program (50% ccBill Revshare)

03-05-2013, 10:21 PM	#9
k0nr4d Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Poland Posts: 9,228	Why would you need a boxcutter on a plane __________________ Mechanical Bunny Media Mechbunny Tube Script \| Mechbunny Webcam Aggregator Script \| Custom Web Development

03-05-2013, 10:30 PM	#11
SleazyDream I'm here for SPORT Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Phone # (401) 285-0696 Posts: 41,470	give everyone a machete when they board the plane, no one will be able to hijack anything every again even __________________ This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog, keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog, seconds dog! Now read without the word dog.

03-05-2013, 04:22 PM	#2
DWB Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Encrypted. Access denied. Posts: 31,779	What about fingernail clippers? Those fuck nuts always take them from me.

03-05-2013, 04:32 PM	#3
TrashyGirl Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 1,401	Yes, they can frisk you while wearing their new uniforms. $50 million in new uniforms ordered right before the sequester wtf. http://www.newsmax.com/Newsfront/tsa...3/05/id/493243

03-05-2013, 05:35 PM	#7
2013 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: lollling Posts: 4,390

03-05-2013, 10:25 PM	#10
MrMaxwell Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2005 Posts: 10,057	Great.. make it easier for normal people to fly Now maybe I can get MIA to SNA for no less than four fucking hundred dollars next month

03-06-2013, 02:40 AM	#19
just a punk So fuckin' bored Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 32,381	When you travel in first class, the air hostess gives you a real metal fork and knife. I don't remember these were used by terrorists even once. __________________ Obey the Cowgod

03-06-2013, 02:53 AM	#20
lock Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Australia Posts: 5,065	Better than being stabbed with a shank smuggled in some ones anal cavity. __________________ Traffic.Tools - 40+ Free Tools Free.Marketing - 150+ Free Tools Submission.Tools - 20+ Free Tools

03-06-2013, 02:54 AM	#21
CurrentlySober Too lazy to wipe my ass Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: A Public Bathroom Posts: 38,513	https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=17712491&postcount=35 __________________ My AI Handywork... My Dream Gal... XXX 👁️ 👍️ 💩

03-06-2013, 03:02 AM	#22
MaDalton I am Amazing Content! Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 39,826	i flew with just hand luggage to Barcelona and back last weekend and took everything i needed - including small scissors. no one gave a rats ass. but it's not the TSA that does security checks here __________________ AmazingContent.com - providing only the best content and service since 2003 Monetize your content on Veegaz.com - one of Germanies largest VOD sites Got German traffic? We convert it into money for you! Skype: madalton02826 - Email: oltecconsult [at] gmail [dot] com