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Robbie · 04-11-2013, 02:26 PM

Saw this and it made me chuckle:

"** THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS?Read how the Dems worded this, Then??DO THE MATH?

Obama Rated 5th Best US President!

Yes, of the 44 US Presidents: Obama rated 5th best president ever!

The Democratic Party publicity release said,??after a little more than four years, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best president ever.?

The details according to White House Publicists read like this. . .

* Reagan, Lincoln, and 8 others tied for first.

* 15 presidents tied for second.

* 17 other presidents tied for third.

* Jimmy Carter came in 4th.

* Obama came in fifth.

*** Out of 44 Presidents, which add the above, OBAMA IS DEAD LAST?BUT THE DEMS WROTE IT HE IS ?5TH?!!! (Too funny#)"

Minte · 04-11-2013, 02:31 PM

That actually made me laugh out loud..and I rarely if ever do that.

classic.

GrantMercury · 04-11-2013, 02:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

Saw this and it made me chuckle:

"** THE DEVIL IS IN THE DETAILS?Read how the Dems worded this, Then??DO THE MATH?

Obama Rated 5th Best US President!

Yes, of the 44 US Presidents: Obama rated 5th best president ever!

The Democratic Party publicity release said,??after a little more than four years, Americans have rated President Obama the 5th best president ever.?

The details according to White House Publicists read like this. . .

* Reagan, Lincoln, and 8 others tied for first.

* 15 presidents tied for second.

* 17 other presidents tied for third.

* Jimmy Carter came in 4th.

* Obama came in fifth.

*** Out of 44 Presidents, which add the above, OBAMA IS DEAD LAST?BUT THE DEMS WROTE IT HE IS ?5TH?!!! (Too funny#)"

I agree! It's hilarious! Not the poll itself - but that you'd bother to post it or think I'd give a fuck.

Robbie · 04-11-2013, 02:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantMercury

I agree! It's hilarious! Not the poll itself - but that you'd bother to post it or think I'd give a fuck.

Come on GrantMercury...you're a bleeding heart liberal. You HAVE to "give a fuck". It's the rules!

Lighten up man, I'm just fucking with you.

kristin · 04-11-2013, 02:41 PM

Reagan, really?

GrantMercury · 04-11-2013, 02:43 PM

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Originally Posted by Robbie

Come on GrantMercury...you're a bleeding heart liberal.

Actually, real "bleeding heart liberals" would probably rank Obama lower than 5th on that list.

GrantMercury · 04-11-2013, 02:47 PM

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Originally Posted by kristin

Reagan, really?

I know. How many workaday dipshits voted for the guy who started the assault on the middle class? Tons, I'm sure.

Robbie · 04-11-2013, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury

Actually, real "bleeding heart liberals" would probably rank Obama lower than 5th on that list.

There was no "lower" on that list! lol

kane · 04-11-2013, 02:59 PM

I will admit I bought it until it said 15 tied for second then I started laughing hard.

_Richard_ · 04-11-2013, 03:15 PM

lazycash · 04-11-2013, 03:40 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantMercury

Actually, real "bleeding heart liberals" would probably rank Obama lower than 5th on that list.

Um, sure you read the entire first post, there is no "lower". If the parties were reversed I guarantee you would have been the first to post it.

GrantMercury · 04-11-2013, 03:56 PM

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Originally Posted by lazycash

Um, sure you read the entire first post, there is no "lower". If the parties were reversed I guarantee you would have been the first to post it.

Um, I was making a point.

And no, I wouldn't have posted it.

Phoenix · 04-11-2013, 04:08 PM

Reagan started the cycle of borrowing. .. he was the first puppet

L-Pink · 04-11-2013, 04:15 PM

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Originally Posted by GrantMercury

And no, I wouldn't have posted it.

Oh bull, you would have cum in your Democrat donkey underwear if it was reversed

.

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Robbie · 04-11-2013, 04:36 PM

GrantMercury you sure like to dish it out. But man, like most faux-liberals you just seem to lose your sense of humor when the joke is on one of your guys.

Loosen up man! Light the campfire, I'll grab my acoustic guitar, we'll roast some marshmallows and sing Pete Seeger protest songs together.

Then after you fall asleep (probably before 10 p.m.), I'll creep off to the titty bar and enjoy some REAL liberalism and debauchery all night long, and be back at the campsite to cook you some eggs and make you some coffee when you open your sleepy eyes after dreaming of how great the federal govt. is all night long.

Then while you spend the rest of the week recovering from your big "party", I'll be out every night having fun (you'll probably be at home feeling guilty that we had the luxury of eating marshmallows when so many people out here have not even gotten their free cell phone from the govt. yet)

Bryan G · 04-12-2013, 10:06 AM

So the Bush's either came in 1st, 2nd, or 3rd?

alex.missyouth · 04-12-2013, 11:26 AM

Unbelievable.

Slappin Fish · 04-12-2013, 11:40 AM

It's at least the third time I read the exact same post and they all start with "I saw somewhere..." "I read on another forum..." then copy/paste from the other forum.

So I ask you too... you have any links to that Democratic Party release?

Robbie · 04-12-2013, 11:58 AM

Dude, I'm pretty sure that the whole thing was just one big April Fools joke swerve.

There was no Democrat party publicity release (at least I don't think so)

It's just a joke. Remember, as Bill Maher says on his show whenever he dares criticize Obama: "He's your president, not your girlfriend" lol

Slappin Fish · 04-12-2013, 12:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

Dude, I'm pretty sure that the whole thing was just one big April Fools joke swerve.

There was no Democrat party publicity release (at least I don't think so)

It's just a joke. Remember, as Bill Maher says on his show whenever he dares criticize Obama: "He's your president, not your girlfriend" lol

If you're smart enough to know it's a joke fair enough.

I just find it ironic that a story that is really right-wing spin was taken literally by many who thought it was left-wing spin. Joke is kinda on them...

_Richard_ · 04-12-2013, 12:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

It's just a joke. Remember, as Bill Maher says on his show whenever he dares criticize Obama: "He's your president, not your girlfriend" lol

GrantMercury · 04-12-2013, 01:29 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

Oh bull, you would have cum in your Democrat donkey underwear if it was reversed

No. Those polls are stupid.

GrantMercury · 04-12-2013, 01:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Robbie

GrantMercury you sure like to dish it out. But man, like most faux-liberals you just seem to lose your sense of humor when the joke is on one of your guys.

When the joke is funny, I'll respond accordingly. Funny is the missing element here.

baddog · 04-12-2013, 01:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GrantMercury

When the joke is funny, I'll respond accordingly. Funny is the missing element here.

Too close to reality to be funny?

GrantMercury · 04-12-2013, 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Too close to reality to be funny?

Nope.

lazycash · 04-12-2013, 03:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog

Too close to reality to be funny?

Lol, exactly.

ThunderBalls · 04-12-2013, 03:42 PM

Look at the low IQ righties giving each other a reach around over their own lies.

Robbie · 04-12-2013, 04:58 PM

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Originally Posted by ThunderBalls

Look at the low IQ righties giving each other a reach around over their own lies.

Hey, that's not fair...the high IQ "righties" are giving each other a reach around too!!!

Robbie · 04-13-2013, 08:58 PM

Bump just to bust GrantMercury's balls a little on a Sat. night.

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Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,959	GrantMercury you sure like to dish it out. But man, like most faux-liberals you just seem to lose your sense of humor when the joke is on one of your guys. Loosen up man! Light the campfire, I'll grab my acoustic guitar, we'll roast some marshmallows and sing Pete Seeger protest songs together. Then after you fall asleep (probably before 10 p.m.), I'll creep off to the titty bar and enjoy some REAL liberalism and debauchery all night long, and be back at the campsite to cook you some eggs and make you some coffee when you open your sleepy eyes after dreaming of how great the federal govt. is all night long. Then while you spend the rest of the week recovering from your big "party", I'll be out every night having fun (you'll probably be at home feeling guilty that we had the luxury of eating marshmallows when so many people out here have not even gotten their free cell phone from the govt. yet) __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

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Minte Babemeister Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Madison Posts: 7,081	That actually made me laugh out loud..and I rarely if ever do that. classic.

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Slappin Fish Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Thailand Posts: 2,512	It's at least the third time I read the exact same post and they all start with "I saw somewhere..." "I read on another forum..." then copy/paste from the other forum. So I ask you too... you have any links to that Democratic Party release?

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Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,959	Dude, I'm pretty sure that the whole thing was just one big April Fools joke swerve. There was no Democrat party publicity release (at least I don't think so) It's just a joke. Remember, as Bill Maher says on his show whenever he dares criticize Obama: "He's your president, not your girlfriend" lol __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com

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ThunderBalls So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Mesosphere Posts: 2,926	Look at the low IQ righties giving each other a reach around over their own lies.

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Robbie Leaner, Meaner, Faster Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Vegas Posts: 20,959	Bump just to bust GrantMercury's balls a little on a Sat. night. __________________ -Robbie ClaudiaMarie.Com