I two pieced a guy last night - GoFuckYourself.com

TheFootMan5 · 04-20-2013, 12:22 PM

I was hitting on some girl at the bar and some guy comes up and puts his hands on me telling me to go away. I told him not to put his hands on me he said he can do what he wants. Okay.

I walk away and go outside for a smoke and he comes out calling me a bitch. Hmmm I told this fat ass to have another twinkie

and everyone laughed at him...he threw a punch and missed...then put up his fists like he wanted to fight

So I said, Okay let's go bitch...we danced around a bit and I threw a left hook and right straight and he was OUT SNORING on the pavement. Everyone was yelling WORLD STAR HIP HOP!

Some dude recorded it on his cell and is going to upload it to youtube

dyna mo · 04-20-2013, 12:27 PM

NiXXiN · 04-20-2013, 12:31 PM

"let's got bitch"

Mutt · 04-20-2013, 12:32 PM

you're just pathetic, there was no bar, there was no bitch, there was no fat guy, there was no punch, there were no people yelling world star hip hop, there was no dude recording it and uploading it to you tube

nobody wants you here, you were banned and it's time GFY's owners get rid of you again.

epitome · 04-20-2013, 12:33 PM

Delusional as always.

TheFootMan5 · 04-20-2013, 12:35 PM

Dude is still prolly snoring POW POW

SuckOnThis · 04-20-2013, 12:41 PM

Translation:

I almost got the nerve up to leave my house for the first time in months to go to 7-11 but my overweight neighbor was outside so I changed my mind.

TheFootMan5 · 04-20-2013, 12:42 PM

I was just taking out the trash!

ErectMedia · 04-20-2013, 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

I'd hit it

epitome · 04-20-2013, 12:48 PM

Was this before or after you shot imaginary bondage videos?

Bryan G · 04-20-2013, 12:53 PM

Stop replying to the troll. Seriously how can you not see he is playing you guys?

fitzmulti · 04-20-2013, 12:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mutt

you're just pathetic, there was no bar, there was no bitch, there was no fat guy, there was no punch, there were no people yelling world star hip hop, there was no dude recording it and uploading it to you tube

nobody wants you here, you were banned and it's time GFY's owners get rid of you again.

Yup. He wrote the same bullshit story {more or less} once before on his old nick.
What a fucking pain in the ass.

~~ edit:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1090433

TheFootMan5 · 04-20-2013, 12:59 PM

Don't try and be a tuff guy, ya digg?

xholly · 04-20-2013, 01:02 PM

Wasn't it you on gfy all night posting 15 retarded threads?

seeandsee · 04-20-2013, 01:07 PM

who is now behind this nick?

epitome · 04-20-2013, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G

Stop replying to the troll. Seriously how can you not see he is playing you guys?

How can you not see that most people know this and are playing him back?

epitome · 04-20-2013, 01:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by seeandsee

who is now behind this nick?

That's the funny thing... Someone is behind it and that makes them more pathetic than the character they are playing.

DWB · 04-20-2013, 01:10 PM

What time was this, because you were posting AROUND THE CLOCK yesterday with your Boston nonsense.

DWB · 04-20-2013, 01:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti

Yup. He wrote the same bullshit story {more or less} once before on his old nick.
What a fucking pain in the ass.

~~ edit:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1090433

Good find.

_Richard_ · 04-20-2013, 01:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti

Yup. He wrote the same bullshit story {more or less} once before on his old nick.
What a fucking pain in the ass.

~~ edit:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1090433

dyna mo · 04-20-2013, 01:13 PM

dyna mo · 04-20-2013, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fitzmulti

Yup. He wrote the same bullshit story {more or less} once before on his old nick.
What a fucking pain in the ass.

~~ edit:
https://gfy.com/showthread.php?t=1090433

DWB · 04-20-2013, 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome

That's the funny thing... Someone is behind it and that makes them more pathetic than the character they are playing.

Someone posted who he is when he was under the old nick. Don't remember who they said he was, but it made sense at the time.

Do a search here for "ad hominem." There are only a few around here who use that.

dyna mo · 04-20-2013, 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFootMan5

Some dude recorded it on his cell and is going to upload it to youtube

found the vid

Penny24Seven · 04-20-2013, 01:29 PM

classic johnnyclip thread just like he posted before about the guy at the bar

Si · 04-20-2013, 01:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

found the vid

Pissing myself laughing

Yngwie · 04-20-2013, 02:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia

I'd hit it

you'd have to change your nick to ErectileDisfunctionMedia. YOu will require some viagra in this case I'm sure. lol

brassmonkey · 04-20-2013, 02:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

found the vid

TheSquealer · 04-20-2013, 02:38 PM

Delusions are delusions. There is no reason to look at a statement like this any differently than him taking about having lizards for relatives. He needs help obviously. Most likely he'll be one of the guys trying to bomb a public place or shooting innocent people. Not because he's naturally violent but because eventually he is going to chase his paranoid delusions to a logical conclusion.

TheFootMan5 · 04-20-2013, 02:42 PM

I didn't go looking for a fight

Dude put his hands on me, CHALLENGED me, then SWUNG at me...then he got two pieced!

TheSquealer · 04-20-2013, 02:48 PM

Doesn't it feel a little odd to know that every single person understands that you are fabricating this story?

TheSquealer · 04-20-2013, 02:50 PM

Incidentally, people who are secure with themselves never brag about fighting. They do however, make shit up attempt to make themselves look like everything they are afraid they aren't.

TheFootMan5 · 04-20-2013, 02:51 PM

I'm not bragging about anything

I don't look for fights. I was DEFENDING myself and the fat guy got two pieced.

** POW *** ** POW ***

TheSquealer · 04-20-2013, 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFootMan5

I'm not bragging about anything

I don't look for fights. I was DEFENDING myself and the fat guy got two pieced.

** POW *** ** POW ***

Your fantasies have comic book sound effects?

sicone · 04-20-2013, 02:55 PM

So... A fat guy came through the KFC drive thru while you were on shift and ordered a 2 piece meal. Thanks for sharing, but you left out the important part. Did he get original recipe or extra crispy?

[Labret] · 04-20-2013, 02:57 PM

Has anyone dox'd Clips yet?

RyuLion · 04-20-2013, 03:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Translation:

I almost got the nerve up to leave my house for the first time in months to go to 7-11 but my overweight neighbor was outside so I changed my mind.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G

Stop replying to the troll. Seriously how can you not see he is playing you guys?

You just replied to him!

Quote:

Originally Posted by ErectMedia

I'd hit it

Yeap, that's your baby..

Quote:

Originally Posted by DWB

Good find.

Quote:

Originally Posted by _Richard_

TheFootMan5 · 04-20-2013, 03:29 PM

I'm just kidding guys

Never even left the house last night...

dyna mo · 04-20-2013, 04:18 PM

no way!

we need to change your nic to farva

oh look a bar of soap.

SilentKnight · 04-20-2013, 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFootMan5

I was hitting on some girl at the bar and some guy comes up and puts his hands on me telling me to go away. I told him not to put his hands on me he said he can do what he wants. Okay.

I walk away and go outside for a smoke and he comes out calling me a bitch. Hmmm I told this fat ass to have another twinkie

and everyone laughed at him...he threw a punch and missed...then put up his fists like he wanted to fight

So I said, Okay let's go bitch...we danced around a bit and I threw a left hook and right straight and he was OUT SNORING on the pavement. Everyone was yelling WORLD STAR HIP HOP!

Some dude recorded it on his cell and is going to upload it to youtube

2012 · 04-20-2013, 04:30 PM

footman speaks, ...gfy listens . conspiracy ?

Jel · 04-20-2013, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

found the vid

oh shit that is fucking funny lol - I can't work out if it's real or a spoof, but that black guy with the chucks

dillfly2000 · 04-20-2013, 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheFootMan5

I'm just kidding guys

Never even left the house last night...

My house leaving is strictly business related. Like chasing a 5 dollar bill down a Canadian dirt road. almost got it to.

Bman · 04-20-2013, 06:39 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo

found the vid

Are you fucking serious lol!!!!!
I am crying its so funny.
Where the fuck is that from? ha ah ahha

John-ACWM · 04-22-2013, 01:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SuckOnThis

Translation:

I almost got the nerve up to leave my house for the first time in months to go to 7-11 but my overweight neighbor was outside so I changed my mind.

04-20-2013, 12:22 PM	#1
TheFootMan5 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 645	I two pieced a guy last night I was hitting on some girl at the bar and some guy comes up and puts his hands on me telling me to go away. I told him not to put his hands on me he said he can do what he wants. Okay. I walk away and go outside for a smoke and he comes out calling me a bitch. Hmmm I told this fat ass to have another twinkie and everyone laughed at him...he threw a punch and missed...then put up his fists like he wanted to fight So I said, Okay let's go bitch...we danced around a bit and I threw a left hook and right straight and he was OUT SNORING on the pavement. Everyone was yelling WORLD STAR HIP HOP! Some dude recorded it on his cell and is going to upload it to youtube Last edited by TheFootMan5; 04-20-2013 at 12:34 PM..

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Mutt Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2002 Posts: 34,431	you're just pathetic, there was no bar, there was no bitch, there was no fat guy, there was no punch, there were no people yelling world star hip hop, there was no dude recording it and uploading it to you tube nobody wants you here, you were banned and it's time GFY's owners get rid of you again. __________________ I moved my sites to Vacares Hosting. I've saved money, my hair is thicker, lost some weight too! Thanks Sly!

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04-20-2013, 12:33 PM	#5
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	Delusional as always.

04-20-2013, 12:35 PM	#6
TheFootMan5 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 645	Dude is still prolly snoring POW POW

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SuckOnThis So Fucking Banned Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: In my head Posts: 6,844	Translation: I almost got the nerve up to leave my house for the first time in months to go to 7-11 but my overweight neighbor was outside so I changed my mind.

04-20-2013, 12:42 PM	#8
TheFootMan5 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 645	I was just taking out the trash!

04-20-2013, 12:48 PM	#10
epitome So Fucking Lame Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: St. Petersburg, FL Posts: 12,158	Was this before or after you shot imaginary bondage videos?

04-20-2013, 12:59 PM	#13
TheFootMan5 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 645	Don't try and be a tuff guy, ya digg?

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xholly Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2009 Posts: 817	Wasn't it you on gfy all night posting 15 retarded threads?

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TheSquealer BANNED Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In Your Head Posts: 25,083	Delusions are delusions. There is no reason to look at a statement like this any differently than him taking about having lizards for relatives. He needs help obviously. Most likely he'll be one of the guys trying to bomb a public place or shooting innocent people. Not because he's naturally violent but because eventually he is going to chase his paranoid delusions to a logical conclusion. __________________ . Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens. Rochard

04-20-2013, 02:42 PM	#30
TheFootMan5 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 645	I didn't go looking for a fight Dude put his hands on me, CHALLENGED me, then SWUNG at me...then he got two pieced!

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TheSquealer BANNED Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In Your Head Posts: 25,083	Doesn't it feel a little odd to know that every single person understands that you are fabricating this story? __________________ . Yes, fewer illegal immigrants working equates to more job opportunities for American citizens. Rochard

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TheSquealer BANNED Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: In Your Head Posts: 25,083	Incidentally, people who are secure with themselves never brag about fighting. They do however, make shit up attempt to make themselves look like everything they are afraid they aren't. Last edited by TheSquealer; 04-20-2013 at 02:51 PM..

04-20-2013, 02:51 PM	#33
TheFootMan5 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 645	I'm not bragging about anything I don't look for fights. I was DEFENDING myself and the fat guy got two pieced. POW * POW *

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sicone Retired Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Sac Posts: 18,453	So... A fat guy came through the KFC drive thru while you were on shift and ordered a 2 piece meal. Thanks for sharing, but you left out the important part. Did he get original recipe or extra crispy? __________________

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[Labret] Registered User Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Са́нкт-Петербу́рг Posts: 10,945	Has anyone dox'd Clips yet?

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TheFootMan5 So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2013 Posts: 645	I'm just kidding guys Never even left the house last night...

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dyna mo The People's Post Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: invisible 7-11 Posts: 63,913	no way! we need to change your nic to farva oh look a bar of soap.

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