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wehateporn · 09-08-2014, 06:06 AM

John Titor says he is a time traveller from the year 2036 who's was sent back to the year 2000

http://www.johntitor.com/Pages/Story.html

"In 2015, Russia launches a nuclear strike against the major cities in the United States (which is the "other side" of the civil war from my perspective), China and Europe. The United States counter attacks. The US cities are destroyed along with the AFE (American Federal Empire)...thus we (in the country) won. The European Union and China were also destroyed. Russia is now our largest trading partner and the Capitol of the US was moved to Omaha Nebraska."

pornguy · 09-08-2014, 06:13 AM

Hehe. Nice book that will make.

What ever happened to the " Time Traeler " that did the 300 Million in a few days on the stock market?

Rochard · 09-08-2014, 06:19 AM

If time travel ever became possible, wouldn't we have known about it by now? Wouldn't they come back in time and tell us and prove it to us?

bagfull · 09-08-2014, 06:21 AM

I heard in 2016 all porn and escorts will be free

Klen · 09-08-2014, 06:24 AM

He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

Markul · 09-08-2014, 06:30 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

touche!

TeenCat · 09-08-2014, 06:33 AM

lol, good he is so nice and spending time on warning us instead of betting, making tons of money and trying to protect himself to survive the 2015 ... oh, wait, not need to, his parents told him where to hide ...

TheSquealer · 09-08-2014, 06:59 AM

For those that don't recall, he was tracked down by a member of this board to a cabin in Nevada and was exposed as a math teacher I believe from a local junior high or something.

For those that don't know the story, there was a guy that showed up on a math forum claiming to be from the future and that he was leaving in a few days... he began answering a lot of questions, many answers of which contradicted other answers and his whole story was ultimately a mess as he mistakenly continued to answer questions. He did however give long mathematical explanations of time travel which impressed a lot of people. But, he was outed pretty fast and tracked down and exposed.

TheSquealer · 09-08-2014, 07:02 AM

And by the way...
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=2282257&postcount=1

brassmonkey · 09-08-2014, 07:03 AM

there's a tinfoil helmet under that hoodie

bronco67 · 09-08-2014, 07:28 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn

John Titor says he is a time traveller from the year 2036 who's was sent back to the year 2000

http://www.johntitor.com/Pages/Story.html

"In 2015, Russia launches a nuclear strike against the major cities in the United States (which is the "other side" of the civil war from my perspective), China and Europe. The United States counter attacks. The US cities are destroyed along with the AFE (American Federal Empire)...thus we (in the country) won. The European Union and China were also destroyed. Russia is now our largest trading partner and the Capitol of the US was moved to Omaha Nebraska."

This is slightly more believable than most of the stories you post.

ErectMedia · 09-08-2014, 07:31 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

seeandsee · 09-08-2014, 07:39 AM

he is really some stupid time traveler

Paul&John · 09-08-2014, 07:45 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

And by the way...
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=2282257&postcount=1

lol nice find

brassmonkey · 09-08-2014, 07:50 AM

i have the perfect time machine

pornmasta · 09-08-2014, 08:01 AM

with a time machine you can poop the shit of yesterday

BlackCrayon · 09-08-2014, 08:12 AM

i'm glad he waited until it was topical to tell everyone.

TeenCat · 09-08-2014, 08:30 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

i have the perfect time machine

ehh lol good one!

wehateporn · 09-08-2014, 09:22 AM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

And by the way...
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=2282257&postcount=1

Nice find, he successfully managed to change the future, this gives me hope for averting next year's nuclear war

jscott · 09-08-2014, 09:52 AM

Anyone heard of "Rael"? I wan't to join his group, get hella laid by hella crazy ass hot bitches lol, PLUS, as bonus, you get to meet all kinds of dudes like J-bone, Buddha, Ghandi, and a few more old timers

CaptainHowdy · 09-08-2014, 10:05 AM

That is something worth waiting for ...

newxxx · 09-08-2014, 11:08 AM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

xpimp · 09-08-2014, 11:12 AM

he looks really stoned

)

SilentKnight · 09-08-2014, 04:01 PM

Prediction - in 2018 the Weekly World News will renew publication - WHP will return to his true calling at WWN as a 'roving reporter'.

Seth Manson · 09-08-2014, 04:04 PM

I guess this explains all the damn Terminators that have been running around lately.

mineistaken · 09-08-2014, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

This is slightly more believable than most of the stories you post.

pornmasta · 09-08-2014, 04:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson

I guess this explains all the damn Terminators that have been running around lately.

Matt 26z · 09-08-2014, 08:40 PM

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer

And by the way...
https://gfy.com/showpost.php?p=2282257&postcount=1

Just because it doesn't look like there is a civil war going on in a traditional sense of the term doesn't mean it isn't happening.

Clearly, Wall St. fat cats are at war with the underclass and sucking up all of the money. That, folks, is the civil war.

And that means John Titor was right.

Captain Kawaii · 09-08-2014, 08:55 PM

Reality is stranger than fiction.

L-Pink · 09-08-2014, 08:56 PM

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Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

sperbonzo · 09-09-2014, 07:23 AM

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Originally Posted by BlackCrayon

i'm glad he waited until it was topical to tell everyone.

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brassmonkey · 09-09-2014, 07:28 AM

funny no dates or times

stopitbrrruce · 09-09-2014, 07:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

If time travel ever became possible, wouldn't we have known about it by now? Wouldn't they come back in time and tell us and prove it to us?

Stephen Hawking threw a welcome party for future time-travellers... no one showed up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...n_1643488.html

Of course that might have been because he waited until the party was over to send out the invites.

"I gave a party for time-travellers, but I didn't send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came."

John-ACWM · 09-10-2014, 07:05 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KlenTelaris

He claim to live in 2036 yet his design skills indicate how he arrived from 1995.

iFriends · 09-10-2014, 07:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by stopitbrrruce

Stephen Hawking threw a welcome party for future time-travellers... no one showed up.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2012...n_1643488.html

Of course that might have been because he waited until the party was over to send out the invites.

"I gave a party for time-travellers, but I didn't send out the invitations until after the party. I sat there a long time, but no one came."

Maybe he sent the invitations to the wrong people?

Lykos · 09-10-2014, 08:11 AM

I hope he is wrong

michael.kickass · 09-10-2014, 08:16 AM

After seeing that weed pic I feel like I need to roll smthg!

mobstriker · 09-10-2014, 08:49 AM

is he real time traveller or it's fake? ))

just a punk · 09-10-2014, 09:00 AM

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Originally Posted by Rochard

If time travel ever became possible, wouldn't we have known about it by now? Wouldn't they come back in time and tell us and prove it to us?

It doesn't work this way. The time traveling is really possible in theory - there is no physical law that denies such a possibility (time is just one of dimensions we are living in). However you can't go back in time and kill your grandpa.

When you get back say to 1900, it will create a parallel reality which will live with its own life which you can change, but it won't affect to that world you have came for.

In other words, your grandpa here will be a copy of him there. If you kill him, a copy of your father and a copy of you will never be born... in this reality. So it won't affect you (you won't die/disappear of that). On the other hand, there is no way to get back an tell the people about time machine, because you can't get back in time withing the same reality. That will be another one.

Hope my explanation of the modern time theory was understandable.

just a punk · 09-10-2014, 09:11 AM

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BigB · 09-10-2014, 10:13 AM

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aka123 · 09-10-2014, 10:24 AM

Nice mysterious man look. I wonder how well he gets pussy with it?

wehateporn · 09-10-2014, 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by aka123

Nice mysterious man look. I wonder how well he gets pussy with it?

Some time it work

dropped9 · 09-10-2014, 07:51 PM

This guy has been around forever...

Famemonster · 09-10-2014, 08:03 PM

its a bunch of crap, no matter how good it sounds.

dillonaire · 09-10-2014, 08:09 PM

I would think being from the future he would have cooler clothes.

fitzmulti · 09-10-2014, 08:18 PM

I'll keep paying my web server bill, until then, just in case he's wrong.

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