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What's the most amount of bacon you've bought in a single purchases?
I just hit a personal record: 4.5 POUNDS of bacon bought in one single checkout!
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The reason I need 4.5 pounds of bacon?
Because this weekend is the single most incredible weekend in sports. NFL division playoffs babeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee ! |
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5 pounds lunch for 3 people
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Does getting married count?
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I ate a pound of bacon in one sitting, does that count?
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I buy a 10lb box of bacon from the local store.
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Going to oven bake it and make BLT's?
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5lbs of wild boar applewood smoked bacon
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![]() Get good butcher bacon, applewood smoked etc, bake rather than fry. Grease drains out onto foil and the bacon is crisp and straight. Perfect for BLT's . |
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Does getting married count?
Thank you, thank you guys...I'm here through the weekend. Tell your friends and please come back! ![]() ![]()
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Between four of us, about 5 weeks. Baking it is the way to go with a good thick cut bacon!
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OH, and this is the good shit too- butcher thick cut. on sale even, $3.30/pound!
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the thing is, I got the KILLER frying pan.
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lol my gf and her kids don't know the meaning of eating healthy lol
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It's a really sad moment when I fry up some eggs and realize there's no bacon left.
Always check the bacon levels before egg frying.
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50 pounds, for Shrimp Rumaki. (I used to own a catering company.)
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that's how bacon is cooked. Even when I cook my seafood gumbo, the first thing I do is fry a pound of bacon and use the grease for the roux. then while I'm stirring the roux, I eat the bacon! ![]() ![]() it's perfect. |
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I make bechamel with bacon grease for potato soup. It's basically a white roux. Never tried it for gumbo. I always use veg oil for that. I was taught the flavor of roux comes from the amount of browning. Is it much better with bacon grease?
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It's even worse than pouring a bowl of Cheerios and the milk is empty.
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bacon: making observant Jews pause and solemnly reflect with a hint of sadness on what might have been since the late 600s.
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Went pig hunting, ended up with about 50 lbs of bacon I think
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Carbon is not the problem, it makes up 0.041% of our atmosphere , 95% of that is from Volcanos and decomposing plants and stuff. So people in the US are responsible for 13% of the carbon in the atmosphere which 95% is not from Humans, like cars and trucks and stuff and they want to spend trillions to fix it while Solar Panel plants are powered by coal plants think about that |
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i dont eat bacon at all it makes your ass bigger
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My uncle owns a bacon factory. I can get all the free bacon i want. I usually get a 5lb pack but I have had a 20lb box before.
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around 3.5 not more then that!
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