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Old 01-28-2015, 01:56 PM   #1
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I have started drinking a lot of Diet Coke...

Never really drank coke in my 46 years on this planet, yet suddenly... I cant get enough of it!

So, two questions...

1) What soda have you 'discovered' lately...

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2) As its 'diet' coke, how long till I start to lose weight?
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Your number 2 is quite humorous.
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Your number 2 is quite humorous.
How could you have possibly seen my number 2?




I flushed it away....
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How could you have possibly seen my number 2?




I flushed it away....
That ruins the mental image I have of you shitting in a flower pot next to your bed.
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I flushed it away....
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That ruins the mental image I have of you shitting in a flower pot next to your bed.
I cant afford a flower pot.... I just shit the bed instead...
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Shortly after the aspartame in that shit kills you your body will start to decompose... THATS when you will start losing weight from drinking diet Coke...
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I'm surprised you didn't find it sooner, phenylalanine is known for causing anal leakage :

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never liked coke..try drinking more wather
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Diet Coke will make you just as fat as regular Coke.
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that fake sugar is poison. makes me sick.
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"As its 'diet' coke, how long till I start to lose weight?" HAhahahahahahahahahah, maybe never?!
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"As its 'diet' coke, how long till I start to lose weight?" HAhahahahahahahahahah, maybe never?!
It may have no calories compared to sugar, but it triggers the same things in your body that sugar does -- which lead to fat storage. So it'll indirectly make you fatter.
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Shortly after the aspartame in that shit kills you your body will start to decompose... THATS when you will start losing weight from drinking diet Coke...
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Diet Coke will make you just as fat as regular Coke.
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that fake sugar is poison. makes me sick.
This is all bullshit.. Sugar has been proven in multiple studies to be far more harmful but nobody wants to accept those results.

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It may have no calories compared to sugar, but it triggers the same things in your body that sugar does -- which lead to fat storage. So it'll indirectly make you fatter.
I know your heart is in the right place man but you are just reading news headlines and accepting them and any buzz worthy study as fact and that is extremely irresponsible... If any of this were true people with type one diabetes (the ones who were originally targeted as a market for this specific product) would be dying and it would have been pulled off the shelf IMMEDIATELY. If you still doubt me? get a blood sugar tester. take a fasted reading (meaning as soon as you wake up before breakfast) for a few days, then do the same and drink a can of diet or coke zero before the test. Your blood sugar will not rise, I assure you..


Aspartame is relatively harmless. This does not mean it is healthy to consume a tonne of it, it probably isn't--this doesn't equate to being harmful though. Any associations with weight gain and diet sodas are because morons are sucking down sandwiches and eating pasta and rice 3 times a week with 'low fat' sauces, not because of aspartame..
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Any associations with weight gain and diet sodas are because morons are sucking down sandwiches and eating pasta and rice 3 times a week with 'low fat' sauces, not because of aspartame..
Numerous scientific studies suggest that artificial sweeteners have no effect on weight loss, that you'd be no worse off drinking sugar Coke over diet Coke.

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Over the last few years, many health professionals are discovering that the negative effects of artificial sweeteners are greater than had been previously thought. Artificial sweeteners reduce the body?s ability to regulate calorie intake, and in one study actually caused some human subjects to gain weight.

It seemed impossible. No one understood why a no-calorie sugar substitute could actually cause an increase in weight. A new study shows why this happens.

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This is all bullshit.. Sugar has been proven in multiple studies to be far more harmful but nobody wants to accept those results.



I know your heart is in the right place man but you are just reading news headlines and accepting them and any buzz worthy study as fact and that is extremely irresponsible... If any of this were true people with type one diabetes (the ones who were originally targeted as a market for this specific product) would be dying and it would have been pulled off the shelf IMMEDIATELY. If you still doubt me? get a blood sugar tester. take a fasted reading (meaning as soon as you wake up before breakfast) for a few days, then do the same and drink a can of diet or coke zero before the test. Your blood sugar will not rise, I assure you..


Aspartame is relatively harmless. This does not mean it is healthy to consume a tonne of it, it probably isn't--this doesn't equate to being harmful though. Any associations with weight gain and diet sodas are because morons are sucking down sandwiches and eating pasta and rice 3 times a week with 'low fat' sauces, not because of aspartame..
Aspartame is NOT harmless at all - it's very dangerous, especially if you have an allergy with it - it took them a very very long time to figure out why I was so sick and was gaining weight and I had not had anything but diet drinks and used this in my coffee, tea and anything else I was drinking - it turned out that I was having an allergic reaction to aspartame and it was making me sick in ways that Drs didn't even know what the hell to do.

I stopped eating or drinking anything with aspartame in it and the headaches went away and I started losing the weight... so while it MAY not be dangerous to some, it is extremely dangerous to those of us that are allergic to whatever they put on that nasty product.... this is the experience SongRider (my husband) has with it -

They make a Diet Coke with Splenda in it, IF, and this is a huge IF, I even go near a diet drink, it has to have splenda or I can't touch it.

I just don't buy cokes of any kind anymore - diet or otherwise.
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I flushed it away....
I thought you vacuum-sealed your dumps and stored them in a big freezer.
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I don't really drink soda. When I do it's Pepsi. My favorite is Pepsi Throwback.

However, I drink only water these days. Lots of it too.
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This is all bullshit.. Sugar has been proven in multiple studies to be far more harmful but nobody wants to accept those results.
Nah, seriously. Fake sugar makes me sick. If I drink a diet coke I'll puke. I stick to water.
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