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mick fanning attacked by shark during surf comp
Holy fuck, this is insane, how lucky is he...
I wonder if he will ever compete again, or surf?? Mick Fanning shark attack: Jeffreys Bay World Surf League final ![]()
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Shark 0 Suck it shark. |
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That was just a nudge, not an attack.
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Buddy sure was lucky,damn
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Just a nudge, I doubt you would say that if you were in his shoes.
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You can see the water around him turn brown as he shits himself!
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jtfc!
tht's some scary shit. several great whites have been spotted here at my surf spot and 1 aggressively nudged another surfer so the life guards closed the beaches for the rest of that day. i haven't been back in the water since and that was a couple weeks ago. tons of stingrays too, that's what's bringing the sharks in closer. a beachgoer got stung by one too, apparently it hurts. so, yeah, no, i'm not sure when i'm getting back in. and that video doesn't help!! |
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Sae this on tv earlier. Crazy shit !
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The shark quickly realize it was a tasteless human and let go ;) He's indeed very lucky not to have gotten a nasty bite.
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Everytime I go in the ocean cautious as mofo is deep and who knows what's below, even though rare think shark week has me paranoid as well as they show some crazy creatures way down below.
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I see great white sharks swimming with surfers a mile from my home. One had one swimmer get bit.
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Anyways, a wave comes rolling in maybe 4' and in the top of the wave is 3 or 4 metre silhouette of a shark... this was maybe 5 metres from me, shark showed zero interest in me but scared hell out of me still.
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he just wanted to play
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![]() speaking of heaps of fish in the water, one of the conflicts around here is between pier fishermen and ocean swimmers. seems the fishermen like to throw chum in the water to attract the fish but it just so happens the swimmers swim right through that on their route. i know who's ultimately going to lose that fight! |
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i was so tripped out about the sharks i didn't really register the tip to shuffle my feet to scare away the stingrays! ![]() |
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With the swimmers, all it will take is for one attack and it will be on, hopefully that doesn't happen though. We have a similar problem but with fishermen in boats very close to shore, they throw loads of chum out.
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Actually it looked to me like the shark was just curious, and swimming with her mouth open, got herself tangled in the foot rope and thrashed around to get away. If it was "attacking him" he would have been bitten.
I hate the fear mongering that pervades when the media talk about sharks. ![]() .
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No matter how the media play it, he is a very lucky man to have had such a close encounter and come away completely unscathed. Watching the video a few times, I don't think the shark was as big as they are tyring to make out with the screen shot. That is the rear fin (caudal fin) and not the dorsal fin.
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re: the common sense- i don't go surfing during thunderstorms either, just like with sharks venturing into the area, the storm will pass and i can paddle out later with only having to worry about the ocean kicking my ass, not sharks or lightning. not saying surfers (and everyone) needs to be diligint in our fight against the sharks, just saying that when sharks are in the area, like a storm, i find it's best to not paddle out. maybe there is some fear-mongering in general on tele about sharks, i can see that, but i think in this instance, i found it to be a valid news story. |
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For me personally I am always aware of the following : Steer clear of fish in the water ***especially*** if they are jumping out of the water Steer clear of river mouths Steer clear when a lake is opened up to drain into the ocean No dusk / dawn surf/swim
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That shark sucks at being a shark.
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That would be a rush, glad to see he made it out ok.
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posted this image in the wrong thread earlier
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Jeffreys Bay is shark-infested waters! He's lucky he only got a broken leash.
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Really shocking and disturbing... He done such a great job wrestling the shark...
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wow he have been swimming with shark, he got attacked by shark, and now he cries like a small kid? how unbelievable and how clever some guys are ... go cry to your mothers tits you child ... but good he is ok at the end ...
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Shark Attacked by Mick Fanning
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It would have been terrifying, to me being under water aware of a sharks presence is not the same as what he experienced.
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average number of people killed per year by sharks? about 6-7
average number of people killed per year by mosquito? about 650,000 cows kill more people per year than sharks, hippos hold the record for being the most dangerous mammals The Top 19 Animals That Kill The Most Humans (sharks don't even make that list) ![]()
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nevertheless, i use mosquito spray, don't pet hippos or go cow tipping. and i don't get in the ocean when sharks are around.
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edit: but I would still avoid taking a bath with one, just in case he has a bad day or confuses me with a seal
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They are an amazing creature, however they are violent (they're a freakin predator that is their role) and it scares the hell out of me that I could have a limb ripped off because it was curious or mistook me for food. That doesn't mean they all should be destroyed or are evil killers, it just means it is an extremely scary thought to think how they could rip through your flesh with ease, tear off a leg or arm etc. Also in my case (and definitely dyna mo's) it is easy to relate due to where I live and how often I use the ocean.
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They throw the word hero around now so much it cheapens it. But that other guy in the water who saw it and immediately started swimming toward his friend and the shark is a hero.
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