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MaDalton · 09-03-2015, 08:51 AM

seriously?

what did the designer smoke to create that accident on wheels?

and besides free electricity - does it also come with a free insurance when your kids keep bumping the doors into the cars parked next to yours?

also VERY practical when it rains or you have snow on your roof...

freecartoonporn · 09-03-2015, 08:53 AM

i like it, but in reality it will be pita. regarding parking space issues and some points mentioned above.

dyna mo · 09-03-2015, 08:54 AM

that's a fantastic looking vehicle.

those doors are brilliantly designed to fold up and out of the way in tight spots like parking lots.

L-Pink · 09-03-2015, 09:03 AM

I thought that was a customized Pontiac Aztec.

dyna mo · 09-03-2015, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I thought that was a customized Pontiac Aztec.

knock it off!

MaDalton · 09-03-2015, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I thought that was a customized Pontiac Aztec.

i knew it reminded me of something

CAHEK · 09-03-2015, 09:10 AM

$132,000

RebelR · 09-03-2015, 09:13 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I thought that was a customized Pontiac Aztec.

there's a cult following for the Aztek so it's a fitting design

Paul&John · 09-03-2015, 09:15 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

does it also come with a free insurance when your kids keep bumping the doors into the cars parked next to yours?

With regular doors that can't happen?

Relentless · 09-03-2015, 09:18 AM

Walter White would have been much more badass in that than in his Aztec

Relentless · 09-03-2015, 09:21 AM

dyna mo · 09-03-2015, 09:23 AM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

nicely done.

CourtneyR · 09-03-2015, 09:43 AM

not big on the design.

Tom-LifeSelector · 09-03-2015, 09:48 AM

I like it. Maybe 20 years later I can buy it :D

Sly · 09-03-2015, 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

LOL first thing I thought of.

Sly · 09-03-2015, 09:57 AM

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Originally Posted by Sly

LOL first thing I thought of.

Totally laughing out loud right now.

Such a funny scene.

Imagine someone doing that in person, completely serious.

michael.kickass · 09-03-2015, 09:58 AM

It's not that bad, except the price.

EliteWebmaster · 09-03-2015, 10:49 AM

It was bearable and possibly trendy right up until I saw that ridiculous price. For that price, I rather go buy the new NSX and have spare change left over to buy a Pontiac Aztec to haul kids if I had any

SEXTANT · 09-03-2015, 11:03 AM

love it!!!

dyna mo · 09-03-2015, 11:09 AM

Tesla's not gonna hit that 500k cars/year production& sales by 2020 goal they must reach to stay above water with $140k vehicles.

TimBlaze · 09-03-2015, 11:11 AM

If it had normal doors, it would at least look like an acceptable crossover SUV. But they had to go and be special.

PS - Is it a sedan or an SUV? I cant tell

Sly · 09-03-2015, 11:14 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Tesla's not gonna hit that 500k cars/year production& sales by 2020 goal they must reach to stay above water with $140k vehicles.

For $140k I could max out the Audi Q7 and convert it to wheelchair accessible. And it's a hell of a lot sexier.

Mobius Matt · 09-03-2015, 11:39 AM

Does this one drive itself yet?

johnnyloadproductions · 09-03-2015, 01:22 PM

If I had a family and money to burn (and trusted my wife) I'd buy one out of principle.

Elon is changing the world.

Relentless · 09-03-2015, 02:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Sly

Totally laughing out loud right now.
Such a funny scene.
Imagine someone doing that in person, completely serious.

Best sitcom on TV now 😀

EngineCash · 09-04-2015, 01:21 AM

Really stupid solution...

ZeroHero · 09-04-2015, 01:25 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

seriously?

what did the designer smoke to create that accident on wheels?

and besides free electricity - does it also come with a free insurance when your kids keep bumping the doors into the cars parked next to yours?

also VERY practical when it rains or you have snow on your roof...

maybe levitate when its parkin' , or going into stelt

JFK · 09-04-2015, 02:19 AM

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Originally Posted by ZeroHero

maybe levitate when its parkin' , or going into stelt

Yeah, that's the ticket

_Richard_ · 09-04-2015, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I thought that was a customized Pontiac Aztec.

NatalieK · 09-04-2015, 03:57 AM

such an unoriginal shape

toyota, mazda, any other original cars

woj · 09-04-2015, 05:49 AM

who gives a shit what it looks like, look at the specs...
0-60 in 3.8, 762hp

scarlettcontent · 09-04-2015, 06:26 AM

looks good

JamesAB · 09-04-2015, 06:46 AM

I guess it's a matter of taste. I like it. "Back To The Future" fans from the 80's can now get a family car that reminds them of a Delorean.

$tandaman · 09-04-2015, 03:20 PM

Stephan, you do realize that falcon doors take much less space to open up?

$tandaman · 09-04-2015, 03:21 PM

You can see a demo how it works here: Model X | Tesla Motors

NETbilling · 09-04-2015, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton

seriously?

what did the designer smoke to create that accident on wheels?

and besides free electricity - does it also come with a free insurance when your kids keep bumping the doors into the cars parked next to yours?

also VERY practical when it rains or you have snow on your roof...

Why would anyone want to live in a place where you get snow on your roof?

I may have to order one of these...

NETbilling · 09-04-2015, 09:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Relentless

Holy shit. This was filmed in the front of my TPC golf club by my house in Valencia. To kewl.

Relentless · 09-04-2015, 09:55 PM

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Originally Posted by NETbilling

Holy shit. This was filmed in the front of my TPC golf club by my house in Valencia. To kewl.

If you aren't watching Silicon Valley, you should be...

CAHEK · 09-04-2015, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink

I thought that was a customized Pontiac Aztec.

2MuchMark · 09-04-2015, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton

seriously?

what did the designer smoke to create that accident on wheels?

and besides free electricity - does it also come with a free insurance when your kids keep bumping the doors into the cars parked next to yours?

also VERY practical when it rains or you have snow on your roof...

If you check the website at Tesla Motors | Premium Electric Vehicles it's actually a pretty cool design. The door setup like this lets a family get into the car much more easily, lets you stand upright while inside the car, and won't hit the cars parked beside it. Aesthetically it looks kind of weird but actually the design makes sense, at least in the initial viewing.

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Tesla's not gonna hit that 500k cars/year production& sales by 2020 goal they must reach to stay above water with $140k vehicles.

Says the broke loser webmaster troll, against the very successful Elon Musk, from his basement. Shut up twat.

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Originally Posted by CAHEK

$132,000

Cahek, The $132k price tag is for the "Signature" series, with is the very top of the line Tesla Model X, which is just about the same as the Telsa Model S Signature, and is not a fair quote for the context of this thread.

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Originally Posted by Mobius Matt

Does this one drive itself yet?

Probably soon. The Model S's already ship with cameras and sensors that allow for self driving when the next software update is issued. I would expect that they will offer the same technology in the Model X, at least as an option.

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Originally Posted by EngineCash

Really stupid solution...

Why?

It' uses no gas so it doesn't pollute. It uses no gas, so its cheaper to run. It uses an EV motor so its lighter and more efficient. It has gull wing doors so its easier to board and exit. Like the Model S, it's super fast too. If I wanted an SUV I would seriously consider a Model X over other cars in its class.

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Originally Posted by woj

who gives a shit what it looks like, look at the specs...
0-60 in 3.8, 762hp

You sir, deserve a beer sir.

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Originally Posted by $tandaman

You can see a demo how it works here: Model X | Tesla Motors

You too, sir, deserve a beer sir...

dyna mo · 09-04-2015, 10:09 PM

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Originally Posted by **********

Says the broke loser webmaster troll, against the very successful Elon Musk, from his basement. Shut up twat.

Regardless of your need to insult based on things you makeup , I'm right. In fact, elon musk knows this too. That's why tesla is working on the model 3, look it up sometime.

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