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MetaMan · 10-22-2015, 07:00 PM

Once your done buying a vacuum and cleaning your filthy carpets. Spend your last $4500 and invest in a real dedicated server for the year. Thus you will avoid threads like these where you come across as a complete idiot. Consider it on me.

EliteWebmaster · 10-22-2015, 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Once your done buying a vacuum and cleaning your filthy carpets. Spend your last $4500 and invest in a real dedicated server for the year. Thus you will avoid threads like these where you come across as a complete idiot. Consider it on me.

Is that the best you got?

Perhaps you should invest in taking ECL English 101. Since I have MojoHosting dedicated servers dipshit which has been stated before in the thread. Or can't your canadian trailer trash read? Didn't your mother teach you English or was she too busy dropping you off at the orphanage

EliteWebmaster · 10-22-2015, 07:08 PM

And don't worry, you are the one that came across as the idiot when you couldn't back up your shit remarks

MetaMan · 10-22-2015, 07:12 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

Is that the best you got?

Perhaps you should invest in taking ECL English 101. Since I have MojoHosting dedicated servers dipshit which has been stated before in the thread. Or can't your canadian trailer trash read? Didn't your mother teach you English or was she too busy dropping you off at the orphanage

No sorry im not trailer trash. I actually own one of these:
Vacuums & Floor Care | Amazon.com

Try one out sometime.

xXXtesy10 · 10-22-2015, 07:15 PM

EliteWebmaster · 10-22-2015, 07:16 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

No sorry im not trailer trash. I actually own one of these:
Vacuums & Floor Care | Amazon.com

Try one out sometime.

If it quacks like one, I call it like it is.

Wow, you own a vacuum cleaner, my housekeeper is so envious of you.

Don't worry, I won't look down on you, it's actually very metrosexual for a man to be a maid nowdays

MetaMan · 10-22-2015, 07:21 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

If it quacks like one, I call it like it is.

Wow, you own a vacuum cleaner, my housekeeper is so envious of you.

Don't worry, I won't look down on you, it's actually very metrosexual for a man to be a maid nowdays

Now now son be nice. Just because your mother cooks, cleans and washes your clothes for you it's not nice to call her a housekeeper. One day when you grow up you will clean up after yourself too. Now go back to playing your Xbox Live like a good little boy.

If she can't afford a vacuum cleaner simply buy her one for mothers day. I'm sure she'd really appreciate it.

EliteWebmaster · 10-22-2015, 07:23 PM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

Now now son be nice. Just because your mother cooks, cleans and washes your clothes for you it's not nice to call her a housekeeper. One day when you grow up you will clean up after yourself too. Now go back to playing your Xbox Live like a good little boy.

Yours if she was smart would have abandoned you a long time ago. That's why you are so bitter. Then again she is a canadian, so maybe she's as dumb as you and stuck around

I actually feel sorry for your mother, when a mother gives birth to a child, it should be their pride and joy. But you must have brought her so much disappointment.

MetaMan · 10-22-2015, 07:28 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

Yours if she was smart would have abandoned you a long time ago. That's why you are so bitter. Then again she is a canadian, so maybe she's as dumb as you and stuck around

If yours was smart she would actually own a vacuum cleaner. Neither of you has to be envious of me for not living in complete filth. Snap a pic of your couch I guarantee it's covered in layers of dog hair. (her hair)

Thus why I originally suggested you buy a vacuum in the first place. With your "big baller billz".

Are you following along sonny boy?

EliteWebmaster · 10-22-2015, 07:32 PM

Just look at yourself in the mirror, you troll a message board all day. You don't do any business on the board you are trolling, you are obviously a compulsive liar, borderline retard, and you are canadian. It doesn't get any worst than that.

And you got owned like a bitch when I called you out on your lies.

Like I said, you are beneath me boy, you had no chance

Now, unlike you, I had my enjoyment pulling your strings, it's time for me to go. Enjoy the stroll bitch, err I mean troll bitch. Some of us actually have a life outside GFY

Goodbye

Miguel T · 10-22-2015, 07:36 PM

I doubt any host, even if you're on a dedicated box, will allow you to use MySQL root.

It's the first time I ever hear such a thing.

MetaMan · 10-22-2015, 07:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

Just look at yourself in the mirror, you troll a message board all day. You don't do any business on the board you are trolling, you are obviously a compulsive liar, borderline retard, and you are canadian. It doesn't get any worst than that.

And you got owned like a bitch when I called you out on your lies.

Like I said, you are beneath me boy, you had no chance

Now, unlike you, I had my enjoyment pulling your strings, it's time for me to go. Enjoy the stroll bitch, err I mean troll bitch. Some of us actually have a life here

Goodbye

I just looked in the mirror and man you ARE right! Life IS tough for a tall, built, athletic, handsome guy with huge cock like myself. What ever shall I do?

Cool man have a good night. I'm sure your girlfriends on chaturbate are waiting. Enjoy.

MetaMan · 10-22-2015, 07:44 PM

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Originally Posted by Zuzana Miguel

I doubt any host, even if you're on a dedicated box, will allow you to use MySQL root.

It's the first time I ever hear such a thing.

Didn't you hear? He has several dedicated boxes but has to go use a $5 shared host and is a complete expert on everything hosting...

arock10 · 10-22-2015, 08:21 PM

Cool story bros

Horatio Caine · 10-22-2015, 10:04 PM

I had some low traffic sites with them and had to move out because of that "Tod" guy. Too many "nodes" on my email server and images.
Hard ass poindexter.

Kenny B! · 10-23-2015, 08:44 AM

Elite what's with the hate on Canadians and our ridiculously named loonie?

Fact is a few years ago the Canadian dollar was worth more than the greenback. Our dollar is pretty much tied to the price of oil, that's in the shitter and our dollar has dropped as well.

Let the Canadian dollar drop to shit, most Canadians posting here earn USD. Please continue to bash us for getting a 30% premium on the money we make.

Back to the madness of yo momma comments and carpet burns.

MATRIX1984 · 01-11-2016, 03:51 AM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

I have been using them for a few years now and haven't had major problems except one.
I bought a WordPress site and for some reason it started mailing spam to random people from random addresses. Nothing to do with me but they kept a accusing me of spam.
I started by disabling all plugins. They kept on coming. I then asked them to disable the site, apparently the spam kept coming.
Street multiple warnings I ended up deleting the site.
They were zero help in helping me resolve the issue.

I've had the same exact same experience with Certified, but with a dozen WordPress sites that I shoddily maintained for 4-6 years and will now be deleted, so I was looking for a new host and found this thread. Pretty funny reading!

I've decided to keep hosting with Certified. Apart from this situation, which would be devastating to me if the sites were earning, Certified's support has always been the best.

digitaldivas · 01-11-2016, 04:06 AM

Just celebrated my first year with them, and they have been awesome. I'm dedicated, got my own box with them, they handle my 30tb of bandwidth like a boss and ...yeah.

blackmonsters · 01-11-2016, 09:09 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan

First spend a few hundred to buy a new vacuum and get your carpets cleaned. I dont respect people who live in filth.

Do you let your dog shit on the floor also? You disgust me.

By the look of your carpet youre the one who actually lives in a crack house. No wonder you have currency lying around.

CarlosTheGaucho · 01-11-2016, 01:18 PM

Now this thread just provoked me to do some promo for Certified Hosting since I'm hosting my personal stuff with them for more than 5 years already.

- countless features and scripts to use, you can build pretty much anything you may ever need with the variety of tested / reviewed scripts available in your cPanel, excellent value for one's buck
- no hidden charges and non sense, upgrading to dedicated is a painless process and long term customers are valued
- you can up or downscale your hosting needs easily w. the shared dedicated solution if you are in need of a temporary modification
- excellent support

CERTIFIED HOSTING is worth checking out.

muthisdev · 01-13-2016, 11:45 PM

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Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster

I will message them. But I don't understand why root user is not allowed. It's common and most hosting companies allow it. Anyways will message them

Oh my fucking God.
If it's shared hosting, you're not going to get root MySQL access.

You came on to bitch about that? Wow.

fitzmulti · 01-14-2016, 10:43 AM

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Originally Posted by muthisdev

Oh my fucking God.
If it's shared hosting, you're not going to get root MySQL access.

You came on to bitch about that? Wow.

muthisdev · 01-14-2016, 12:00 PM

Hey Kacy, do you guys do VPS?
If not, any plans for that soon?

kacy · 01-14-2016, 02:25 PM

Hey

We don't. We did, but discontinued it.

Right now we have shared dedicated with Lightweight Virtualized Environment (LVE) and cPanel included, fully managed. Starting at $70/mo

Let me know if that interests you at all.

Quote:

Originally Posted by muthisdev

Hey Kacy, do you guys do VPS?
If not, any plans for that soon?

kacy · 01-14-2016, 02:26 PM

Thank you so much

I really appreciate the post, and your business over the years!

Quote:

Originally Posted by CarlosTheGaucho

Now this thread just provoked me to do some promo for Certified Hosting since I'm hosting my personal stuff with them for more than 5 years already.

- countless features and scripts to use, you can build pretty much anything you may ever need with the variety of tested / reviewed scripts available in your cPanel, excellent value for one's buck
- no hidden charges and non sense, upgrading to dedicated is a painless process and long term customers are valued
- you can up or downscale your hosting needs easily w. the shared dedicated solution if you are in need of a temporary modification
- excellent support

CERTIFIED HOSTING is worth checking out.

kacy · 01-14-2016, 02:27 PM

Thanks for sticking it out

The problems would have just followed you.
Keep your WP UPDATED!!! And you won't have these issues. My PSA for the day, lol

Quote:

Originally Posted by MATRIX1984

I've had the same exact same experience with Certified, but with a dozen WordPress sites that I shoddily maintained for 4-6 years and will now be deleted, so I was looking for a new host and found this thread. Pretty funny reading!

I've decided to keep hosting with Certified. Apart from this situation, which would be devastating to me if the sites were earning, Certified's support has always been the best.

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EliteWebmaster Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 3,975	Just look at yourself in the mirror, you troll a message board all day. You don't do any business on the board you are trolling, you are obviously a compulsive liar, borderline retard, and you are canadian. It doesn't get any worst than that. And you got owned like a bitch when I called you out on your lies. Like I said, you are beneath me boy, you had no chance Now, unlike you, I had my enjoyment pulling your strings, it's time for me to go. Enjoy the stroll bitch, err I mean troll bitch. Some of us actually have a life outside GFY Goodbye

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