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clickity click · 12-12-2015, 02:48 PM

She eats and drinks pretty much the same as me but mine come out loose and hers floats.
Sometimes even after 3 flushes the poo still doesn't go..
I guess it's something in her diet but what could it be if we both eat more of less the same?

SekobA · 12-12-2015, 02:50 PM

I expected to see serious poo pic

clickity click · 12-12-2015, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by SekobA

I expected to see serious poo pic

Sorry to disappoint. I was going to take a photo before when I saw the latest one but I didn't think it critical to the thread. If it's still there next time I go for a piss I will take a photo and share it.

Fat Panda · 12-12-2015, 02:53 PM

slop it up and take a bite

Jman · 12-12-2015, 03:04 PM

She doesn't drink enough water

clickity click · 12-12-2015, 03:06 PM

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Originally Posted by Jman

She doesn't drink enough water

Yeah, ok but neither do I.

Rob · 12-12-2015, 03:24 PM

Her body is utilizing protein better than your body. Is she more active than you?

clickity click · 12-12-2015, 03:33 PM

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Her body is utilizing protein better than your body. Is she more active than you?

Not significantly so, how much more active are you talking?

She takes the bus I take the car..

SAMANTAmax · 12-12-2015, 03:35 PM

Hard poo always floating

redwhiteandblue · 12-12-2015, 03:37 PM

clickity click · 12-12-2015, 03:43 PM

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Originally Posted by SAMANTAmax

Hard poo always floating

WTF!!

Surely hard poo sinks, like rocks. Why would a hard poo float?
A poo full of air or whatever should float but not hard I don't think..

CaptainHowdy · 12-12-2015, 03:51 PM

$money$ · 12-12-2015, 03:57 PM

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Thanks I knew their was a helpful diagram somewhere

clickity click · 12-12-2015, 04:02 PM

I think mine are mainly type 7 but it's difficult to diagnose hers as the diagram doesn't say if they float or not.
I suppose it could be type one or type two so the obvious next question is why is she constipated or very constipated?

Bare in mind she eats and drinks basically the same as me.

CurrentlySober · 12-12-2015, 04:10 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue

Thankyou.

To answer I would need to taste it. Can that be arranged?

On a serious note though, and not meant to be alarming, but has she tested herself for Diabetes? She can pee on a diastix (available from all chemists) and check this easily at home.

The reason I say this is that I have type 2 diabetes and although I never had any of the classic symptoms (Thirst, peeing a lot, tiredness etc) I did have a lot of floating stools. Apparently its caused by the excessive sugar in the blood and body being expelled into the poo. This can cause it to float...

Floating poo itself is not specifically an indicator of diabetes above all else, and 99 times out of 100 its just a dietary thing, but worth bearing in mind if it continues

clickity click · 12-12-2015, 04:19 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Thankyou.

To answer I would need to taste it. Can that be arranged?

On a serious note though, and not meant to be alarming, but has she tested herself for Diabetes? She can pee on a diastix (available from all chemists) and check this easily at home.

The reason I say this is that I have type 2 diabetes and although I never had any of the classic symptoms (Thirst, peeing a lot, tiredness etc) I did have a lot of floating stools. Apparently its caused by the excessive sugar in the blood and body being expelled into the poo. This can cause it to float...

Floating poo itself is not specifically an indicator of diabetes above all else, and 99 times out of 100 its just a dietary thing, but worth bearing in mind if it continues

Thanks CS, your input is invaluable but I don't think it's going to be diabetes as I say she is healthy and eats pretty much the same as me. No one in the family has diabetes although I think her Dad has gout.
Anyway, if 99 out of 100 it's a diet thing lets presume it's her diet.
What is causing her poo to float?

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-12-2015, 04:22 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

She eats and drinks pretty much the same as me but mine come out loose and hers floats.
Sometimes even after 3 flushes the poo still doesn't go..
I guess it's something in her diet but what could it be if we both eat more of less the same?

That's disgusting. You both have issues if you're evaluating each others shit.

DamnSexy · 12-12-2015, 04:27 PM

Poo floats when it contains too much gas .

It can happen if you change your diet often, for exemple, you will eat vegetables and salads for a while and then you start to eat fat meat.

No need to worry unless it goes on for months, some illnesses can have this symptom.

clickity click · 12-12-2015, 04:31 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

That's disgusting. You both have issues if you're evaluating each others shit.

It's not disgusting it's healthy,

crockett · 12-12-2015, 04:33 PM

She's not as full of shit as you are..

Barry-xlovecam · 12-12-2015, 04:40 PM

Does she drink more beer that you do?

clickity click · 12-12-2015, 04:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

Does she drink more beer that you do?

I don't drink beer, I normally drink wine, red. A glass or two but no, she doesn't have as much somedays.

mikesouth · 12-12-2015, 04:51 PM

she has more fat in her diet more meat, less veggies/fiber

and or you take opiates and she doesnt

clickity click · 12-12-2015, 04:54 PM

What is an opiates???

CPA-Rush · 12-12-2015, 05:03 PM

maybe she is fat .

clickity click · 12-12-2015, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by CPA-Rush

maybe she is fat .

She's not fat. She wears size 14. When I met her she could wear teens clothes.

SilentKnight · 12-12-2015, 05:13 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

That's disgusting. You both have issues if you're evaluating each others shit.

They say that after a few decades of marriage - old people's shit starts to look the same.

wehateporn · 12-12-2015, 05:19 PM

The bacteria in her GI tract are not coping well with her current diet

CPA-Rush · 12-12-2015, 05:20 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click

She's not fat. She wears size 14. When I met her she could wear teens clothes.

this not fat ?
https://www.google.com/search?q=mode...r9CscQ_AUIBigB

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ashl...w=1366&bih=510

MiamiBoyz · 12-13-2015, 05:27 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy

This is like a menu for some people. A Happy Meal if you will.

BIGTYMER · 12-13-2015, 05:37 AM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl

That's disgusting. You both have issues if you're evaluating each others shit.

Amen.

clickity click · 12-13-2015, 05:40 AM

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Originally Posted by CPA-Rush

this not fat ?
https://www.google.com/search?q=mode...r9CscQ_AUIBigB

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ashl...w=1366&bih=510

Well I don't think that's fat, she is well rounded.

AntonMG · 12-13-2015, 09:37 AM

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Originally Posted by CPA-Rush

this not fat ?
https://www.google.com/search?q=mode...r9CscQ_AUIBigB

https://www.google.com/search?q=Ashl...w=1366&bih=510

I have a very slim wife, much thinner than this, but this should be considered chubby at best.

MakeMeGrrrrowl · 12-13-2015, 09:53 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

They say that after a few decades of marriage - old people's shit starts to look the same.

And there is no reason for them to ever even know that.

VikingMan · 12-13-2015, 10:43 AM

Floating poo is a red flag your wife may be a reptilian shape shifter.

clickity click · 12-13-2015, 02:34 PM

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Originally Posted by AntonMG

I have a very slim wife, much thinner than this, but this should be considered chubby at best.

She has a fat ass. It's great, it wobbles. Big boobs too.

CPA-Rush · 12-13-2015, 04:50 PM

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Well I don't think that's fat, she is well rounded.

lol that's overweight i'm not talking about super big size.

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clickity click So Fecking Bummed Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2014 Posts: 3,682	I think mine are mainly type 7 but it's difficult to diagnose hers as the diagram doesn't say if they float or not. I suppose it could be type one or type two so the obvious next question is why is she constipated or very constipated? Bare in mind she eats and drinks basically the same as me.

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