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Make Donald Drumpf Again
This is utter fantastic.
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Yep - saw this on the weekend. John Oliver rawks.
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Too bad he never was.
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queue up: BENGAZI, EMAILS, BENGAZI, OBAMACARE
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Simply, that's just not funny at all.
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Is there any board libtard left who did not post this video?
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Let's all copy an English comedian who couldn't make it in his own country!
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It's never funny when your specific truth gets shattered.
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I didn't - Oh wait - Yes I did - lol...
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this is the best they could come up with?... i am not a trump fan but who cares that over 100 years ago the name was changed. i don't see how it has any relevance on trump or his campaign.
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"We Need To Take Out Families" - Is that more relevant?..
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because the uk is the real place to 'make it' in show business? I'm pretty sure Jim Carrey wasn't very successful in canada either...
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there are lots of things you can go on. i'm just not sure why they focused on the name thing. seemed dumb.
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Everything Trump ever says is pure bullshit. In that video they have Trump saying "I've never settled out of court because they will only come after me more". But yet Trump has settled out of court dozens if not hundreds of times.
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You are missing the real point -- he is mocking the name's branding -- personification of the object that is allegedly not his real family name.
The Donald has no personal interest in the Trump name -- it was made up. Dumbed down: What the fuck is he so proud of? Trump is not even his real family name. ergo: Donald Trump is being less that truthful ... But he will get a chance to testify under oath, in The People of the State of New York v. Trump University, Donald Trump, et. al ... on fraud complaint that has been remanded back to the lower court for trial by the NY Appellate Court, yesterday March 1, 2016 https://assets.documentcloud.org/doc...Initiative.pdf http://online.wsj.com/public/resourc...ents/trump.pdf PDF p. 7 Quote:
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that would make sense if it were true, and made sense.
but i started this thread a few days ago, it's about a Trump sketch that's actually funny, not just a guy with an accent ranting. https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ghlight=kimmel |
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It has done a lot of damage - It was at 40 million views on FB in less than 24 hours - How many where fence sitters and didn't like what they heard?....
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it doesn't, that's my point. and no, it hasn't done 1 single iota of damage.
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Don't really like Dandruff ...
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Too bad he couldn't seal his records with a presidential order.
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The best.
Lawsuits arriving at Oliver's office in 3....2....1..... Oh nevermind.. Anyone download the chrome extension?
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![]() Nothing wrong with name recognition in politics but most politicians do not refer to themselves in the third person; The Trump would ... None of this may be moot because the Trump may crash and burn on this Trump University fraud trial. This remains to be seen. He is a Defendant in the lawsuit and can always refuse to testify or invoke the 5th Amendment right against self-incrimination. Political suicide. |
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![]() ![]() Agree. It's scary that a man with a loud mouth, thin skin, no patience, no negotiating skills other than do it my way or, a liar. Could ever be in charge of a nuclear arsenal. |
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Well, I don't know what that has to do with my not finding the bit funny but i would be hard pressed to vote for Trump when Sanders doesn't get the nom most likely. If I were assured my vote for Trump would ensure Hillary does not become Potus, I would give it serious consideration. As it stands now I am glad Trump is dominating the GOP race because that means Ted Cruz is not and it also contributes greatly to the unraveling of the GOP and obstructionist politics in general.
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I can see why so many Americans like him. It's because there are so many Americans like him. Loud, overbearing, overconfident, bragging for no reason, etc. He doesn't say it like it is, he says it like people want to hear. I suspect when he's the Republican candidate he will get picked apart in interviews and debates. |
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Notice all the Donald Drumpf supports are avoiding this topic like the plague..
It's kinda scary that the same morons supporting Drumpf are the same dumb asses who ignored all the evidence aginst going into Iraq and just believed what Bush & Co said. I've said it before, he appeals to the lowest common denominator and they tend to like sparkly things and don't have much foresight. |
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What a terrible video. Only low IQ liberals who like to sit in the car and agree with themselves while listening to NPR find these kinds of sketches funny.
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GOP frontrunner Donald Trump is contending with multiple civil lawsuits alleging fraud at his now defunct Trump University. Now, Trump will have to handle another case against his virtual ā??universityā?¯ ā?? this time, from the New York Attorney Generalā??s office, the New York Daily News reported. Four judges for the New York Appellate Division unanimously ruled on Tuesday that the office is authorized to pursue the fraud case. The New York Attorney Generalā??s office first filed the lawsuit in 2013. The ā??university,ā?¯ which allowed students to purchase expensive CDs and DVDs, was not actually accredited. The lawsuit charges that Trump University ā??repeatedly deceived students into thinking that they were attending a legally chartered ā??university'ā?¯ and misled students into believing the so-called experts on investing in real estate would be hand-picked by Trump, according to the New York Daily News. The New York Department of Education sent Trump University a letter in 2010 demanding that it stop calling itself a university. The name was later changed to Trump Entrepreneur Initiative. In an interview with Chris Wallace on Fox News Sunday, Wallace asked Trump about the claim that one of the real estate experts was a manager at a Buffalo Wild Wings, and Trump responded by saying that ā??manyā?¯ of the experts were handpicked by him. Trump has also repeatedly told news outlets that Trump University had an A rating from the Better Business Bureau. According to Politifact, that claim is inaccurate, and the companyā??s BBB rating ā??fluctuated between an A+ and a D-.ā?¯ But the last time, the BBB gave the university a rating, in 2010, it gave a D-. |
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You really do sound like an ass...
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Why are liberals so scared of Trump?
I mean if he's such a racist clown, he'd be a pushover in the GE, right?
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Nothing Drumpf can do about it. It's satire.
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Just admit you cannot spell; auto-correct didn't change it for you.
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Michael Cohen, a lawyer for Trump, is playing down the move, saying ā??the lawsuit was temporarily withdrawn to be amended and refiled at a later date.ā?¯ ![]() ![]() You seem upset that Trump might be a orangutan. |
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Brits have no problem electing Eton toffs. French like adulterers. Italian's prefer sex addicts. Czech has an alcoholic. America has Trump. On his plus side, he's not black and not likely to get a BJ in the Oval office. On the downside, he will have to tone it down when dealing with World Leaders. No one is perfect. |
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