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08-21-2016, 09:51 AM
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Fake Nick 1.0
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Yesterday was my birthday.
My wife didn't wish me a happy birthday. My parents forgot and so did my kids.
I went to work and my colleagues didn't even wish me a happy birthday. As I entered my office, my secretary said, "Happy birthday, boss!" I felt so special. She asked me out for lunch. After lunch, she invited me to her apartment. We went there and I asked if I could use the restroom to freshen up.. I came out 5 minutes later and there she is holding a birthday cake. Next to her is my wife, my parents, my kids, my friends, & my colleagues all yelling, "SURPRISE!!!" And here I am standing there in my birthday suit.. |
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08-21-2016, 10:01 AM
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Living The Dream
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So...did you fuck your secretary or not?
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08-21-2016, 11:32 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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08-21-2016, 11:48 AM
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Sieg Hi!
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 Unexpected... but... nice... right?
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08-21-2016, 03:47 PM
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你自己去他媽的
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Happy late bday. Glad they made your bday special
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08-21-2016, 04:57 PM
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Dutch Webmaster!
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This joke is so fucking old..
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08-21-2016, 05:05 PM
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Megan Fox's fluffer
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3...2...1 before gspotprod comes in asking for an explanation to the joke.
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08-21-2016, 05:11 PM
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See signature :)
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I thought it was wehateporn who told jokes in such a manner
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08-21-2016, 09:29 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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hbd man, that'd be super awesome
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08-21-2016, 09:42 PM
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I need a beer
 
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So you wound up pulling your own Pud?
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08-21-2016, 10:08 PM
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So Fucking Banned
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Happy bday Mr webcam one! It's also paul Markham's bday today/yesterday if you didn't know already.
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08-22-2016, 12:55 AM
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www.scarlettcontent.net
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08-22-2016, 02:33 AM
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Natalie K
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I was reading through & thinking, ahhh poor bastard, I'll wish him a fantastic belated birthday, then goes to the naughty bit & it's like, oh, he got his end away before reading the line before last & then the last line, well, pml. Thanks onwebcam, just be sure, not to let this happen in reality
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08-22-2016, 02:34 AM
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Natalie K
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before reading this joke & while, even after, I didn't think about you once. Until I read your comment, wow, thanks for your interested in me... obsessed? I feel sorry for you SK 
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08-22-2016, 04:39 AM
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Confirmed User
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If it would happen in reality it would go like... We went there and I asked if I could use the restroom to freshen up In the restroom, I started talking to my dick, "this better be a fucking good birthday"
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08-22-2016, 04:41 AM
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Natalie K
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& knowing most men, would knock one out there & then
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