Russia invaded in new country - Kyrgbekistane

[Sarn]

America must stop it!

[Barry-xlovecam]

New York Times Just Invented A Country, And It's The Internet's New Favorite Thing | The Huffington Post

Oh, New York Times corrections, how we love you.

The newspaper provided readers with fodder for tweets on Thursday, writing about the nonexistent country of Kyrzbekistan (instead of the small Central Asian nation of Kyrgyzstan). The paper later corrected the mistake, admitting that Kyrzbekistan is not a real place:



But it was too late for the Gray Lady. The Internet embraced the new nation, all but packing up its things to move abroad:

April fools day early in Russia

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Sarn

America must stop it!

Americans are... so Americans

[Barry-xlovecam]

If you asked the Russian on the Street to name 15 US States they couldn't get it right 98% of the time ... most people are very localized everywhere.

[kuprum]

Funny shit ))))

[Sarn]

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

April fools day early in Russia

Groundhog day ))

[Barry-xlovecam]

I dug out the groundhog burrow (animal tunnel) last year with a backhoe when I pulled a tree stump to put in a garden -- so IDK?

Groundhog Day 2017: Phil says ?long winter,? but he was wrong before he even woke up

Give that man a cigar ...

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

If you asked the Russian on the Street to name 15 US States they couldn't get it right 98% of the time ...

First of all, most of Russians will easily name even more than 15 states - just believe me, I'm a Russian and I know my people. The second thing is that those Americans were asked about a fake country. Not about the Russian republics like Tatarstan, Bashkortostan, Ingushetia, Mordovia etc, which would be similar to your states.

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

most people are very localized everywhere.

That's a very wrong statement. The Americans are very localized (a that's true), but not Russians and most of Europeans too. I don't know what's going on in the modern schools, but when I was a kid, we have learned the world's geography for years.

As far as I know, the NYC people are considered as the brightest ones in the States, so...

[Barry-xlovecam]

Russian triggered

Most US Americans could care less about the names of Russian Republics -- they have no interest in ever going there.

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam

Most US Americans could care less about the names of Russian Republics -- they have no interest in ever going there.

And they are the first ones who are worried and ready for support, like in the video above

Russians also don't care on what's going on in the States, but they have learned geography.

[Barry-xlovecam]

Triggered Again -- you are tooo fkn ez

[Sarn]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Americans are... so Americans

But they want help someone, it is not bad

[lys11]

That's what propaganda can do.

[pimpmaster9000]

I remember when americans bombed the chineese embassy by mistake at the time the road had 2 buildings total: a western looking building and a huge chineese pagoda type building...guess which one they bombed?

[directfiesta]

Originally Posted by crucifissio

I remember when americans bombed the chineese embassy by mistake at the time the road had 2 buildings total: a western looking building and a huge chineese pagoda type building...guess which one they bombed?

won't get better if DEVOS is head of public schools dept.....

[crockett]

Originally Posted by crucifissio

I remember when americans bombed the chineese embassy by mistake at the time the road had 2 buildings total: a western looking building and a huge chineese pagoda type building...guess which one they bombed?

Now why do you think that happened? Think for a moment..

I was right after that US F-117 Stealth Fighter was shot down in Serbia and the Chinese got a hold of some of the wreckage and wouldn't give it back.

The US then bombed the embassy by "mistake".. put 2 + 2 together..

2 years later a Chinese fighter jet had a mid air collision with a US surveillance aircraft in the South China sea (international waters) killing the Chinese pilot & forcing the US air craft to make an emergency landing on the Solomon islands. The Chinese then wouldn't give up the aircraft. The Chinese pilot killed had a history of near misses with other aircraft as well..

All this stuff has happened b4..

[Barry-xlovecam]

No. They were using a Serb road map ...

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by crockett

I was right after that US F-117 Stealth Fighter was shot down in Serbia and the Chinese got a hold of some of the wreckage and wouldn't give it back.

Americans are... so Americans The F-117 which was shot down in Serbian sky by an old and rusty Soviet missile made in 60's, was transported to Russia. To Russia, man, not to China! Why don't you guys learn geography in the school?

[Alex CZ]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

First of all, most of Russians will easily name even more than 15 states - just believe me, I'm a Russian and I know my people. The second thing is that those Americans were asked about a fake country. Not about the Russian republics like Tatarstan, Bashkortostan, Ingushetia, Mordovia etc, which would be similar to your states.



That's a very wrong statement. The Americans are very localized (a that's true), but not Russians and most of Europeans too. I don't know what's going on in the modern schools, but when I was a kid, we have learned the world's geography for years.

As far as I know, the NYC people are considered as the brightest ones in the States, so...

One third of Russians can't name their national flag colors in order
https://www.ridus.ru/news/43287.html
Do you ever get tired of your own bullshit?

Серьёзно, не заебался свои ватные мысли излагать? Ты в своей родной деревне найдёшь родственника который знает хоть 3 штата?

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Alex CZ

One third of Russians can't name their national flag colors in order

And I was one of them for many years. Now I can name them, but just because I know a hint-word: "блеск", which helps to arrange the colors in the right order. AFAIK this word was used even in Czarist Russia for the same purpose. I never liked the new flag and would prefer to keep the old red one. It was cool and stylish. Anyways, this has nothing to do with the geography knowledge.

Originally Posted by Alex CZ

Серьёзно, не заебался свои ватные мысли излагать?

Слушай. Вот ты свалил в унылое чешское село, ну и живи там спокойно - ходи себе отмечаться в полиции ежегодно, пей пиво, слушай Карела Готта. Ты ж в каждом топике меня комментируешь. Тебе заняться нечем или припекает в одном месте?

Вы - эмигранты очень одинаковы. Как клоны, блин. Сначала свалите, а потом пытаетесь доказать самим себе, что приняли правильное решение. Чем больше вы понимаете, что променяли свое шило на чужое мыло, тем больше тужитесь. Лезете во все форумы и соц сети, с целью доказать, что Россия - говно, а ваше село это просто рай на земле (Чехия, Молдавия, Сомали, Албания, Йемен и т.д.). Напишите какой-нибудь камент в этом духе и вам легчает. Но не на долго ведь, согласись. Минут на пять, не больше, а потом снова начинает зудеть... Я таких как ты уже сотнями видел. Вы предсказуемы, как одноклеточные амебы. Извини за прямоту.

P.S. В конце 90х я работал старшим девелопером в Нью-Йорской фирме. Мне предлагали рилокейшн на постоянку. Я отказался. И знаешь, вот почему-то никогда не жалел об этом. Это тупо не моя страна. Туристом ездить в Штаты зашибись (Вегас, Маяйми Бич, все дела), но именно что туристом. Больше 2-3 недель я там не выдерживаю. Сразу скажу и про Чехию - унылое и скучное место - ну совсем не Испания, а Прага - ну совсем не Барселона... Там должно быть на старости умирать хорошо.

[crockett]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Americans are... so Americans The F-117 which was shot down in Serbian sky by an old and rusty Soviet missile made in 60's, was transported to Russia. To Russia, man, not to China! Why don't you guys learn geography in the school?

Dildo you don't know very much...


https://defensetech.org/2011/01/24/c...kage/?mobile=1

Chengdu J-20: China used downed US fighter to develop first stealth jet | Daily Mail Online

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by crockett

Dildo you don't know very much...

Wikipedia is at your service. And that's just an official version. Unofficially everyone knows it was transported to Russia. This is a secret de Polichinelle.

[Sasha BongaCash]

Good example of how mass media influences on society

[crockett]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Wikipedia is at your service. And that's just an official version. Unofficially everyone knows it was transported to Russia. This is a secret de Polichinelle.

No one is saying it wasn't transported to Russia what they are saying is Russia didn't get all the parts and China was caught with some of it..

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by crockett

No one is saying it wasn't transported to Russia what they are saying is Russia didn't get all the parts and China was caught with some of it..

And that's why you have bombed out the Chinese embassy? Nice...

[pimpmaster9000]

Originally Posted by crockett

Now why do you think that happened? Think for a moment..

I was right after that US F-117 Stealth Fighter was shot down in Serbia and the Chinese got a hold of some of the wreckage and wouldn't give it back.

The US then bombed the embassy by "mistake".. put 2 + 2 together..

2 years later a Chinese fighter jet had a mid air collision with a US surveillance aircraft in the South China sea (international waters) killing the Chinese pilot & forcing the US air craft to make an emergency landing on the Solomon islands. The Chinese then wouldn't give up the aircraft. The Chinese pilot killed had a history of near misses with other aircraft as well..

All this stuff has happened b4..

dude everybody got a hold of the wreckage we even have it displayed in a museum:



we literally let anybody look at it that wanted to...sheeeeet I can bribe somebody to open that cabinet case and steal a bit?

admit it: you fucked up and bombed a giant empty pagoda

[pimpmaster9000]

Originally Posted by crockett

https://defensetech.org/2011/01/24/c...kage/?mobile=1

did not see this LOL...the article says "chineese spies may have taken f-117 wreckage"...the word "may" is completely out of place

also replace the words "chineese spies" with "everybody"

like parts were on sale on serbian classifieds

would you like a part? maybe I can get it...USIS memorabilia

[brassmonkey]

it's funny to a point. then the reality of world danger kicks in.
Pakistani Minister Tweets Nuke Threats @ Israel After Reading Fake News

[Sarn]

Originally Posted by brassmonkey

it's funny to a point. then the reality of world danger kicks in.
Pakistani Minister Tweets Nuke Threats @ Israel After Reading Fake News

[Bladewire]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

First of all, most of Russians will easily name even more than 15 states - just believe me, I'm a Russian and I know my people. The second thing is that those Americans were asked about a fake country. Not about the Russian republics like Tatarstan, Bashkortostan, Ingushetia, Mordovia etc, which would be similar to your states.



That's a very wrong statement. The Americans are very localized (a that's true), but not Russians and most of Europeans too. I don't know what's going on in the modern schools, but when I was a kid, we have learned the world's geography for years.

As far as I know, the NYC people are considered as the brightest ones in the States, so...

Dude! Here's the truth... Ready... EVERY Russian wants to visit America and most at the end of their visit will apply for residency.. this is why Russians know some states in America, because they fall asleep at night dreaming of what state they would immigrate to. I've filmed many young handsome Russian college guys here in America, they never want to go back, and won't lol

Ask 100 Americans walking down the street if they want to visit Russia, just visit, even for free trip 100% paid for, you will see this odd look on their face then a giggle maybe turning into a laugh

[crockett]

These videos are so easy to make, I could make a video walking around Red Square asking if people knew America had a man stuck on Mars and all he had to eat was potatoes he grew in his own shit.

I bet I could then go further and get them to sign a petition to ask Putin to help NASA get him back to Earth, claiming only Russia had the right rocket booster to get the rescue ship into orbit.

[Sarn]

Originally Posted by crockett

These videos are so easy to make, I could make a video walking around Red Square asking if people knew America had a man stuck on Mars and all he had to eat was potatoes he grew in his own shit.

I bet I could then go further and get them to sign a petition to ask Putin to help NASA get him back to Earth, claiming only Russia had the right rocket booster to get the rescue ship into orbit.

These videos are developing critical thinking)

[Achmed's Wife Halimah]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

And I was one of them for many years. Now I can name them, but just because I know a hint-word: "блеск", which helps to arrange the colors in the right order. AFAIK this word was used even in Czarist Russia for the same purpose. I never liked the new flag and would prefer to keep the old red one. It was cool and stylish. Anyways, this has nothing to do with the geography knowledge.
Слушай. Вот ты свалил в унылое чешское село, ну и живи там спокойно - ходи себе отмечаться в полиции ежегодно, пей пиво, слушай Карела Готта. Ты ж в каждом топике меня комментируешь. Тебе заняться нечем или припекает в одном месте?
Вы - эмигранты очень одинаковы. Как клоны, блин. Сначала свалите, а потом пытаетесь доказать самим себе, что приняли правильное решение. Чем больше вы понимаете, что променяли свое шило на чужое мыло, тем больше тужитесь. Лезете во все форумы и соц сети, с целью доказать, что Россия - говно, а ваше село это просто рай на земле (Чехия, Молдавия, Сомали, Албания, Йемен и т.д.). Напишите какой-нибудь камент в этом духе и вам легчает. Но не на долго ведь, согласись. Минут на пять, не больше, а потом снова начинает зудеть... Я таких как ты уже сотнями видел. Вы предсказуемы, как одноклеточные амебы. Извини за прямоту.

P.S. В конце 90х я работал старшим девелопером в Нью-Йорской фирме. Мне предлагали рилокейшн на постоянку. Я отказался. И знаешь, вот почему-то никогда не жалел об этом. Это тупо не моя страна. Туристом ездить в Штаты зашибись (Вегас, Маяйми Бич, все дела), но именно что туристом. Больше 2-3 недель я там не выдерживаю. Сразу скажу и про Чехию - унылое и скучное место - ну совсем не Испания, а Прага - ну совсем не Барселона... Там должно быть на старости умирать хорошо.

CyberSEO how many keyboards did you worn out arguing with your GFY American friends. Please reply.

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Bladewire

Dude! Here's the truth... Ready... EVERY Russian wants to visit America

Wow! That's a news to me. I thought that every Russian wants to visit Turkey, Egypt, Thailand, Spain etc (the most popular touristic directions in Russia).

Originally Posted by Bladewire

and most at the end of their visit will apply for residency..

Originally Posted by Bladewire

this is why Russians know some states in America

Now I'll tell you a secret. They also watch Hollywood movies, so they know the names of the most states ;)

Originally Posted by Bladewire

Ask 100 Americans walking down the street if they want to visit Russia

Why me? Ask Google: https://www.google.com/search?q=amer...o+visit+Russia

Originally Posted by crockett

These videos are so easy to make, I could make a video walking around Red Square asking if people knew America had a man stuck on Mars and all he had to eat was potatoes he grew in his own shit.

Aha, you wish First of all, try to get a visa to Russia. Hope you have no HIV etc...

[Alex CZ]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

And I was one of them for many years. Now I can name them, but just because I know a hint-word: "блеск", which helps to arrange the colors in the right order. AFAIK this word was used even in Czarist Russia for the same purpose. I never liked the new flag and would prefer to keep the old red one. It was cool and stylish. Anyways, this has nothing to do with the geography knowledge.



Слушай. Вот ты свалил в унылое чешское село, ну и живи там спокойно - ходи себе отмечаться в полиции ежегодно, пей пиво, слушай Карела Готта. Ты ж в каждом топике меня комментируешь. Тебе заняться нечем или припекает в одном месте?

Вы - эмигранты очень одинаковы. Как клоны, блин. Сначала свалите, а потом пытаетесь доказать самим себе, что приняли правильное решение. Чем больше вы понимаете, что променяли свое шило на чужое мыло, тем больше тужитесь. Лезете во все форумы и соц сети, с целью доказать, что Россия - говно, а ваше село это просто рай на земле (Чехия, Молдавия, Сомали, Албания, Йемен и т.д.). Напишите какой-нибудь камент в этом духе и вам легчает. Но не на долго ведь, согласись. Минут на пять, не больше, а потом снова начинает зудеть... Я таких как ты уже сотнями видел. Вы предсказуемы, как одноклеточные амебы. Извини за прямоту.

P.S. В конце 90х я работал старшим девелопером в Нью-Йорской фирме. Мне предлагали рилокейшн на постоянку. Я отказался. И знаешь, вот почему-то никогда не жалел об этом. Это тупо не моя страна. Туристом ездить в Штаты зашибись (Вегас, Маяйми Бич, все дела), но именно что туристом. Больше 2-3 недель я там не выдерживаю. Сразу скажу и про Чехию - унылое и скучное место - ну совсем не Испания, а Прага - ну совсем не Барселона... Там должно быть на старости умирать хорошо.

У меня что не программист из России, то все их умоляли куда-то приехать т.к. без них никак не могли. Вы все, особенно из глубинки, очень предсказуемые.
Ты сам то, деревенский мигрант который выбрался в столицу, на большее тебя не хватило. А я живу там где хочу - Прага, Москва, Бостон.
И комментировать в каждом топике тебя никто не собирается. Я редко сюда захожу, но когда бываю люблю читать как ты в захлёб вещаешь о уроках военной подготовки, своем офицерстве etc. Хорошо американцы не понимают твой пиздёшь и как всю это было в ссср. А вот мой отец, который всю жизнь в погонах ходил и полковник в отставке, тебе бы в лоб дал за то что ты себя называешь офицером армии - лейтенант срочик.

[Bladewire]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Wow! That's a news to me. I thought that every Russian wants to visit Turkey, Egypt, Thailand, Spain etc (the most popular touristic directions in Russia).

Now I'll tell you a secret. They also watch Hollywood movies, so they know the names of the most states ;)

Why me? Ask Google: https://www.google.com/search?q=amer...o+visit+Russia


^^^^^ Putin paid trolls to make Russia seem desireable


Aha, you wish First of all, try to get a visa to Russia. Hope you have no HIV etc...

Why you always mention HIV and visiting Russia do you have an epidemic there? I'm clean I can fuck you without a condom & no disease

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by alex cz

У меня что не программист из России, то все их умоляли куда-то приехать т.к. без них никак не могли. Вы все, особенно из глубинки, очень предсказуемые.

А не знаю что там у тебя и кто кого умолял. Но вы эммигранты - все одинаковы. И это факт. Кстати, ты ж вроде просто фотограф. Нафига тебе программисты? Чего там они могут напрограммировать? Ну тупо интересно даже.

Originally Posted by alex cz

И комментировать в каждом топике тебя никто не собирается.

Да ладно ;)

Originally Posted by alex cz

Я редко сюда захожу, но когда бываю люблю читать как ты в захлёб вещаешь о уроках военной подготовки, своем офицерстве etc. Хорошо американцы не понимают твой пиздёшь и как всю это было в ссср. А вот мой отец, который всю жизнь в погонах ходил и полковник в отставке, тебе бы в лоб дал за то что ты себя называешь офицером армии - лейтенант срочик.

Редко, но метко. Мои посты ты всегда читаешь. Что ж, спасибо конечно, что вызываю у тебя такой искренний интерес. Кстати, может мой плагин купить хочешь, но стесняешься? Пиши на cyberseo@cyberseo.net - дам хорошую скидку.

Извини, но я кадровых полковников знаешь сколько за свою жизнь повидал? И зачастую отнюдь не в вертикальном положении почему-то... Так что давай не будем начинать эту детскую хуйню типа - а мой папа сильнее твоего и он всем в лоб даст. Это дикая хрень уже какая-то, не замечаешь? В садике наверно прокатывало, а тут глупо как-то.

Свалил в глушь, ну так и живи спокойно. Кто ж тебе мешает. Создай топик о том, как заебательски жить в Чехии. Если тут хотя бы полфорума найдут ее на карте, то у тебя даже собеседники появятся ;) Ну а тебя самого может попустит не на долго - докажешь себе, что не зря свалил.

P.S. Тебе чешское гражданство-то когда дадут? Не надоело ходить отмечаться постоянно? Ну и это... Я ж не виноват, что на гоуфаке постоянно Россию обсуждают, а не Монголию или Чехию. Обрати внимание, что этот топик не я создал. В топиках про Тармпа и всю эту американскую хуету я не пишу, как ты заметил, ибо мне похуй. Так может ты не будешь доебываться до меня каждый раз, когда я пишу в топиках о своей стране? Я бы реально посоветовал тебе пойти на форум европейских иммигрантов. Там всех дофига - и чеченских беженцев, и арабов, и африканцев и даже из Москвы люди есть, как выясняется. Общайтесь, делитесь опытом.

[just a punk]

Originally Posted by Bladewire

:Why you always mention HIV and visiting Russia

Because if you have HIV, you won't get a visa to Russia. That's a rule.

[mineistaken]

You can see that it is super easy for sheeple to fall for serious propaganda if they fall for this joke propaganda.
No wonder media had millions of useful idiots brainwashed.

[Bladewire]

Originally Posted by CyberSEO

Because if you have HIV, you won't get a visa to Russia. That's a rule.

Oh I understand now

Russia's AIDS Epidemic Reaches Crisis Levels

Russian HIV epidemic at a tipping point

Official: Fourth-largest city in Russia has HIV epidemic

Russia faces HIV epidemic with 1 million positive cases; Kremlin blames moral lapses - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

[Sarn]

Originally Posted by alex cz

А я живу там где хочу - Прага, Москва, Бостон.

Нипришей кпизде рукав вообщем))

[crockett]

Originally Posted by Sarn

These videos are developing critical thinking)

No, they just take advantage of people being off their guard then putting them on the spot with a camera in their face. People don't want to sound stupid so they go with whatever they think the guy is saying..Which in turn is trying to make them look stupid from the first place.

If you are a good interviewer you can manipulate things to be what you want them to be. They do this to lots and lots of people then cherry pick a few good ones. It's a extremely common tactic and you can do it anywhere to any group of people to say they are dumb..

[JFK]

Originally Posted by Sarn

But they want help someone, it is not bad

Bring on the Democracy

[Bladewire]

Originally Posted by Alex CZ

Ты сам то, деревенский мигрант который выбрался в столицу, на большее тебя не хватило. А я живу там где хочу - Прага, Москва, Бостон.

Бостон?

California лучше

[Sarn]

Originally Posted by crockett

No, they just take advantage of people being off their guard then putting them on the spot with a camera in their face. People don't want to sound stupid so they go with whatever they think the guy is saying..Which in turn is trying to make them look stupid from the first place.

If you are a good interviewer you can manipulate things to be what you want them to be. They do this to lots and lots of people then cherry pick a few good ones. It's a extremely common tactic and you can do it anywhere to any group of people to say they are dumb..

Stereotyped thinking is always stupid))

Originally Posted by JFK

Bring on the Democracy

realisation little lame

[Sarn]

Originally Posted by Bladewire

Бостон?

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