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OneHungLo · 10-11-2018, 04:35 PM

Someone post that Russian mannequin/robot riding an ATV

Bladewire · 10-11-2018, 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Someone post that Russian mannequin/robot riding an ATV

bronco67 · 10-11-2018, 05:01 PM

pimpmaster9000 · 10-11-2018, 05:02 PM

how will this help you?...do you really think they are making this to make life for bladewire better?

you are cheering your own doom...your own customers will be replaced by this non-money spending, non tax-paying, non regulation burdened work force...works for 24 hours/day and asks only for electricity...

remember the high paid american worker and how entire america fucked him over and moved to china?

what do you expect will happen once these robots become 20x cheaper because the next generation will be able to produce itself?

there is only one possible use for them...this is replacing human jobs...well 2 possible uses but the other is from a movie where they hunt humans...

Bladewire · 10-11-2018, 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

how will this help you?...do you really think they are making this to make life for bladewire better?

you are cheering your own doom...your own customers will be replaced by this non-money spending, non tax-paying, non regulation burdened work force...works for 24 hours/day and asks only for electricity...

remember the high paid american worker and how entire america fucked him over and moved to china?

what do you expect will happen once these robots become 20x cheaper because the next generation will be able to produce itself?

there is only one possible use for them...this is replacing human jobs...well 2 possible uses but the other is from a movie where they hunt humans...

The robot in the video is Atlas, an American war robot created by Boston Dynamics, with funding and oversight from the United States Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA).

The robot is being created to run after the enemy, jump and attack to shoot. A robot like Atlas can do the work of 20 soldiers with no training costs, etc. Much cheaper in the long run. Robots to take human jobs don't need to be agile runners, jumpers & climbers, war robots do

dyna mo · 10-11-2018, 05:15 PM

Serbie knows that robot is coming for him if and when we fucking feel like it.

Bladewire · 10-11-2018, 05:21 PM

The video in my original post shows how far we've come since 5 months ago. Video from 5 months ago below

pimpmaster9000 · 10-11-2018, 05:51 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

The robot in the video is Atlas, an American war robot created by Boston Dynamics, with funding and oversight from the United States Defense Advanced Research Projects Agency (DARPA).

The robot is being created to run after the enemy, jump and attack to shoot. A robot like Atlas can do the work of 20 soldiers with no training costs, etc. Much cheaper in the long run. Robots to take human jobs don't need to be agile runners, jumpers & climbers, war robots do

yes yes and uber is just testing self driving cars and not wanting to really replace every driver in america...and boston dynamics will just use this to murder poor 3rd world farmers in a cost effective way and not replace all the high paid americans who just lost any chance of fighting their governments robot army...

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Originally Posted by Dyna Mo

Serbie knows that robot is coming for him if and when we fucking feel like it.

what I do know is that technology is advancing everywhere...china already makes better and cheaper processors than the USA...I also know that there is no point in catching up with the USA murder tech and giving invaders a fair fight in a conventional way...it is only a matter of time before the weak develop "off" or somebody sells "off" to them...

enjoy your gang throwing sign session while you can daquan...one amp of bacteria will be all it takes in the end...and if you think your robots will be able to defend you from what you will force people to do, then this is very very amusing indeed

Look Chang · 10-11-2018, 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by bronco67

I tried it and my robot has now a different look on me ...

bronco67 · 10-11-2018, 07:41 PM

Yes, people will be put out of work. But the new jobs will be in robots, AI and automation. Until robots create new robots to do those jobs too. If that's the case, then we could all receive a basic universal income and pursue exactly what we want. Of course, some people would hate that because while they may think they love what they do, it's possible they could find out the main incentive for their work is money. But there would also be a group of people who definitely chose soul-sucking profession for the money, and they love the idea of deep sea fishing whenever they want without having to worry about paying the bills. Although, they could have found a way to make money with deep sea fishing instead of being an insurance adjuster and only fishing once a month. But I digress.

The two factions will emerge and go to war while the robots run things. Whoever wins the war will be made into slaves by the robots who are smart enough by this time to realize a human is a useless bag of meat wrapped around a shitpipe.

nico-t · 10-12-2018, 03:17 AM

Elon Musk warns about AI all the time, and that says something. These robots will be used in wars killing humans. Some great times are lying ahead for sure...

pimpmaster9000 · 10-12-2018, 04:29 AM

the only problem is you do not use soldiers any more you use bombs and cruise missiles...you can put a gun on an ATV and some sensors and it does just as good a job as atlas...

now think hard...why would they possibly want a humanoid robot that works for electric pennies?

capitalism consumes itself in the end...first you cheer as others get robbed....but then you realize that when greed and exploitation become an intrinsic part of your culture, and when your earnings rise enough for them to be attractive for automation, that YOU are next on the list

the best and brightest minds in the world are working on how to replace you and make money for themselves...if you think you will be a robot repair technician then this is hilarious...the war against the high paid worker is on....this is where the $$$$$$$ is....

the same system that brought you "healthcare" and """"""""""""""Defense"""""""""""""" is bringing you the "friendly humanoid parkour robot"

yuu.design · 10-15-2018, 08:07 AM

wow, very impresive

Bladewire · 10-16-2018, 07:54 PM

This is the American dog robot companion to the humanoid robot. For sale to the public in 2019.

Video released today

pimpmaster9000 · 10-16-2018, 08:02 PM

"companion dog robot" sounds legit LOL...it looks like an urban version of this:

I guess if they make it dance and call it "dog" it will make people think they are actually spending 100-s of millions to make a mechanical dog LOL

Bladewire · 10-16-2018, 08:16 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

"companion dog robot" sounds legit LOL...it looks like an urban version of this:

I guess if they make it dance and call it "dog" it will make people think they are actually spending 100-s of millions to make a mechanical dog LOL

They can do your dishes

freecartoonporn · 10-16-2018, 08:20 PM

this one is better.

pimpmaster9000 · 10-16-2018, 08:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

They can do your dishes

Oh yes of course...if only there was a cheap kitchen appliance that already washed your dishes...like a dish washer...

You got me there bruh...

dyna mo · 10-16-2018, 08:49 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

Oh yes of course...if only there was a cheap kitchen appliance that already washed your dishes...like a dish washer...

You got me there bruh...

he's pointing out the dexterity of the robot serbie dexter.

pimpmaster9000 · 10-16-2018, 08:51 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

he's pointing out the dexterity of the robot serbie dexter.

And I am pointing out its obvious future use..."companion robot dog" LOL you can not possibly all be this naive...

dyna mo · 10-16-2018, 08:59 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

And I am pointing out its obvious future use..."companion robot dog" LOL you can not possibly all be this naive...

I'm as naive as Jeff Bezos

eat shit serbie

dyna mo · 10-16-2018, 09:00 PM

wait, serbie thinks a 4-legged robot is a dog and only can do dog things!

you fucking serbie.

fetch serbie!

pimpmaster9000 · 10-16-2018, 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

wait, serbie thinks a 4-legged robot is a dog and only can do dog things!

you fucking serbie.

fetch serbie!

No I am pointing out its obvious future use as an autonomous fighting system...

dyna mo · 10-16-2018, 09:17 PM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

No I am pointing out its obvious future use as an autonomous fighting system...

you really are this naive to think a 4-legged robot can serve no purpose in a theater of war.

holy shit.

wait, but you also can't figure out the value of robotic fighting machines at all. what the fuck you think a drone is? a robot is just a fucking drone on the ground.

fucking serbie.

nico-t · 10-17-2018, 02:52 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

you really are this naive to think a 4-legged robot can serve no purpose in a theater of war.

holy shit.

wait, but you also can't figure out the value of robotic fighting machines at all. what the fuck you think a drone is? a robot is just a fucking drone on the ground.

fucking serbie.

Looks like there is some miscommunication here since that's exactly what he's constantly pointing out.

brassmonkey · 10-17-2018, 03:50 AM

just remember these will be killing machines

pimpmaster9000 · 10-17-2018, 04:01 AM

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Originally Posted by nico-t

Looks like there is some miscommunication here since that's exactly what he's constantly pointing out.

he gets very very high from time to time its ok

2MuchMark · 10-17-2018, 06:55 AM

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Originally Posted by freecartoonporn

this one is better.

WOW!!!! Hahahahaha I had not seen that one before.... fucking amazing!

2MuchMark · 10-17-2018, 06:58 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

And I am pointing out its obvious future use..."companion robot dog" LOL you can not possibly all be this naive...

You won't win this one Cruc... people love robots, especially when they're cute.

pimpmaster9000 · 10-17-2018, 07:18 AM

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Originally Posted by 2MuchMark

You won't win this one Cruc... people love robots, especially when they're cute.

sure I will...boston dynamics is funded by the department of """"""""""""""defense""""""""""""" and such a robot will cost in the hundreds of thousands of dollars and cost a fuckload to develop in the first place, so sales to the general public as a means of recuperating the investment are a joke...you would need programming knowledge to use it, if you think such a complex device will be user friendly you are simply mistaken...

you are all cheering your own doom...

dyna mo · 10-17-2018, 07:22 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

Oh yes of course...if only there was a cheap kitchen appliance that already washed your dishes...like a dish washer...

You got me there bruh...

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t

Looks like there is some miscommunication here since that's exactly what he's constantly pointing out.

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

Grapesoda · 10-17-2018, 07:30 AM

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Originally Posted by Bladewire

very clever but can you suck it's dick?

Grapesoda · 10-17-2018, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

you really are this naive to think a 4-legged robot can serve no purpose in a theater of war.

holy shit.

wait, but you also can't figure out the value of robotic fighting machines at all. what the fuck you think a drone is? a robot is just a fucking drone on the ground.

fucking serbie.

serious question: when both teams have only robots fighting, why not just stop the fucking madness and call it off? or you think NK is going to come here steal all the white women and the shit from Kmart and go home?

pimpmaster9000 · 10-17-2018, 07:33 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

riiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight.

man you must be having the best time with all that weed...you should take a break and step away from the bong tho

dyna mo · 10-17-2018, 07:35 AM

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Originally Posted by crucifissio

man you must be having the best time with all that weed...you should take a break and step away from the bong tho

I'm the guy who already told you we'll send a robot your way if we ever fucking felt like it.

so knock it off thinking you're giving anyone a heads up about what those robots will be used for.

dyna mo · 10-17-2018, 07:37 AM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo

Serbie knows that robot is coming for him if and when we fucking feel like it.

post #7 shitstain serbie.

Bladewire · 10-17-2018, 08:50 AM

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Originally Posted by OneHungLo

Someone post that Russian mannequin/robot riding an ATV

This is it! Their most advanced robot, controlled by human via joystick, seriously, not joking.

pimpmaster9000 · 10-17-2018, 03:13 PM

USIS is making parkour terminators

what could possibly go wrong?

Smack dat · 10-17-2018, 04:09 PM

Is this real time or are they pre-programmed before?

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bronco67 Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Dec 2006 Posts: 29,032	Yes, people will be put out of work. But the new jobs will be in robots, AI and automation. Until robots create new robots to do those jobs too. If that's the case, then we could all receive a basic universal income and pursue exactly what we want. Of course, some people would hate that because while they may think they love what they do, it's possible they could find out the main incentive for their work is money. But there would also be a group of people who definitely chose soul-sucking profession for the money, and they love the idea of deep sea fishing whenever they want without having to worry about paying the bills. Although, they could have found a way to make money with deep sea fishing instead of being an insurance adjuster and only fishing once a month. But I digress. The two factions will emerge and go to war while the robots run things. Whoever wins the war will be made into slaves by the robots who are smart enough by this time to realize a human is a useless bag of meat wrapped around a shitpipe. __________________

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pimpmaster9000 Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2011 Posts: 26,732	the only problem is you do not use soldiers any more you use bombs and cruise missiles...you can put a gun on an ATV and some sensors and it does just as good a job as atlas... now think hard...why would they possibly want a humanoid robot that works for electric pennies? capitalism consumes itself in the end...first you cheer as others get robbed....but then you realize that when greed and exploitation become an intrinsic part of your culture, and when your earnings rise enough for them to be attractive for automation, that YOU are next on the list the best and brightest minds in the world are working on how to replace you and make money for themselves...if you think you will be a robot repair technician then this is hilarious...the war against the high paid worker is on....this is where the $$$$$$$ is.... the same system that brought you "healthcare" and """"""""""""""Defense"""""""""""""" is bringing you the "friendly humanoid parkour robot" __________________ Report a suspicious cracker: Click Here

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OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	Someone post that Russian mannequin/robot riding an ATV

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