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escorpio · 04-30-2019, 11:56 AM

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?

Gang rape.

huey · 04-30-2019, 12:05 PM

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball?

Aghhhhhhhhhhhh

CurrentlySober · 04-30-2019, 12:13 PM

Me...

I AM a fucked up joke...

SilentKnight · 04-30-2019, 12:14 PM

A family is on vacation and they stop at a hotel for the night. The dad goes in to the front office to check in, and tells the check-in guy, "I'm here with my wife and kids...so I hope the porn is disabled."

The check-in guy says, "No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"

escorpio · 04-30-2019, 12:16 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober

Me...

I AM a fucked up joke...

What's brown and rhymes with snoop?

Dr. Dre

escorpio · 04-30-2019, 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

A family is on vacation and they stop at a hotel for the night. The dad goes in to the front office to check in, and tells the check-in guy, "I'm here with my wife and kids...so I hope the porn is disabled."

The check-in guy says, "No, it's just regular porn, you sick fuck!"

SilentKnight · 04-30-2019, 12:18 PM

What’s the best thing about fingering a gypsy on her period?

You get your palm red for free

SilentKnight · 04-30-2019, 12:21 PM

Three tampons are sitting at a bus stop. What do they say to each other?

Nothing. They’re stuck up cunts.

CaptainHowdy · 04-30-2019, 12:22 PM

. . .

escorpio · 04-30-2019, 12:23 PM

What's the difference between a hooker and an onion?

I don't cry when I chop up a hooker.

baddog · 04-30-2019, 01:20 PM

I hate when people tell me I can't relate to how racism affects others.

A couple years ago I was beaten by a group of skinheads. I ended up in the hospital for a week.

It was one helluva an initiation.

escorpio · 04-30-2019, 03:24 PM

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS

GFED · 04-30-2019, 03:40 PM

How many calories does eating pussy have?
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It depends which way she wipes!

Farang · 04-30-2019, 04:00 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable?

AIDS

This one’s funny

escorpio · 05-02-2019, 09:14 PM

What's the difference between a baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

King Mark · 05-02-2019, 10:58 PM

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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Look Chang · 05-02-2019, 11:10 PM

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

brassmonkey · 05-02-2019, 11:34 PM

saw this on a racist forum

when a half mexican and white guy gets mad at school. he shoots up the school and mows the lawn.

Paul Markham · 05-03-2019, 06:07 AM

ianmoone332000 · 05-03-2019, 06:14 AM

Worst one i ever heard was:

Whats the worst part of raping a 5 year old?

Trying to get the blood out of your Barnie costume

escorpio · 05-03-2019, 06:44 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

saw this on a racist forum

when a half mexican and white guy gets mad at school. he shoots up the school and mows the lawn.

Hey man, keep the racism on your racist forum. You too, Dead Eye. You boys disappoint me.

JesseQuinn · 05-03-2019, 06:46 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

brassmonkey · 05-03-2019, 06:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Look Chang

I asked a Chinese girl for her number. She said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" I said, "Wow!" Then her friend said, "She means 666-3629."

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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King Mark · 05-03-2019, 08:04 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Hey man, keep the racism on your racist forum. You too, Dead Eye. You boys disappoint me.

Got a dude joking about raping 5 year olds, but our race jokes disappoint you?

Damn trump supporters

escorpio · 05-03-2019, 08:20 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

Got a dude joking about raping 5 year olds, but our race jokes disappoint you?

Damn trump supporters

Jesus, where have you been? Did you not get the memo? There is nothing worse than racism. NOTHING!

SilentKnight · 05-03-2019, 08:26 AM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Jesus, where have you been? Did you not get the memo? There is nothing worse than racism. NOTHING!

Wrong - cannibals.

I'd rather be stranded on a deserted island with a racist...than a cannibal.

King Mark · 05-03-2019, 08:42 AM

^i agree...

However, if we get stranded and im hungry... you gotta go

Nothing personal...

ianmoone332000 · 05-03-2019, 11:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye

Got a dude joking about raping 5 year olds, but our race jokes disappoint you?

Damn trump supporters

Its a thread basically about the most fucked up jokes you have heard. Of course it gets turned into something about Trump. Getting really boring now

pimpmaster9000 · 05-03-2019, 11:38 AM

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Originally Posted by SilentKnight

Wrong - cannibals.

I'd rather be stranded on a deserted island with a racist...than a cannibal.

id rather be stranded on a deserted island with a cannibal than a fag...I would beat the shit out of the canibal but I do not want to touch the fag

so fags are worse than cannibals

crockett · 05-03-2019, 12:16 PM

Look at these fucked up jokes OP...

escorpio · 05-03-2019, 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

Look at these fucked up jokes OP...

Poor crockett. His TDS won't even let him enjoy a joke thread without having a meltdown. What a sad, angry little man he is.

crockett · 05-03-2019, 12:33 PM

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Originally Posted by escorpio

Poor crockett. His TDS won't even let him enjoy a joke thread without having a meltdown. What a sad, angry little man he is.

You shit in everyone elses topics so why you get mad when people shit in yours?

Funny joke ^^^

escorpio · 05-03-2019, 12:44 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

You shit in everyone elses topics so why you get mad when people shit in yours?

Funny joke ^^^

Not mad, I feel sorry for you. Seriously. Being angry all the time is no way to go through life.

crockett · 05-03-2019, 01:59 PM

OP I got jokes.....

How is Donald Trump going to shut down the Department of Education?

By renaming it Trump University.

crockett · 05-03-2019, 01:59 PM

What do you call a movie about Donald Trump, Bernie Madoff, and Kenneth Lay?

The League of Extraordinary Con Men.

crockett · 05-03-2019, 02:00 PM

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.

crockett · 05-03-2019, 02:03 PM

How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books?

It starts on Chapter 11

Funny haha right OP?

crockett · 05-03-2019, 02:04 PM

What does Donald Trump and a pornstar have in common?

They are both experts at switching positions in front of a camera.

escorpio · 05-03-2019, 02:07 PM

The meltdown continues. Poor crockett.

crockett · 05-03-2019, 02:14 PM

He seems mad....

Trumpcare: If you like your cancer you can keep your cancer

King Mark · 05-03-2019, 03:19 PM

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Originally Posted by ianmoone332000

Its a thread basically about the most fucked up jokes you have heard. Of course it gets turned into something about Trump. Getting really boring now

Bro, stop crying... you shouldnt be in here if you cant take a joke

pimpmaster9000 · 05-03-2019, 03:33 PM

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Originally Posted by crockett

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Ronald Reagan?

If Trump gets Alzheimers his IQ will go up.

ianmoone332000 · 05-03-2019, 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dead Eye

Bro, stop crying... you shouldnt be in here if you cant take a joke

Yeah i thought you were taking my joke serious as it was obviously close to the knuckle. No probs

JesseQuinn · 05-03-2019, 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books?

It starts on Chapter 11

ok that one was funny

SilentKnight · 05-03-2019, 07:28 PM

King Mark · 05-03-2019, 07:29 PM

^im going to hellfire for laughing at that one

alias · 05-04-2019, 04:09 AM

Some good ones in here.

nomyenx · 05-04-2019, 04:32 AM

I'm surprised nobody thought "Paxum" was a fcking joke yet.

Grapesoda · 05-04-2019, 04:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Dead Eye

On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

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obama and a hippy are on an airplane... suddenly there are issues and the plane is crashing....the pilot come and tell obama and the hippy there are only 2 parachutes... obama tells the hippy and the pilot how fucking important he is and that he is also the smartest black man and must be saved. he is, grabs a chute and jumps out....

the pilot and the hippy look at each other .... then the hippy tells the pilot, don't worry obama jumped out with my backpack

HairyChick · 05-04-2019, 05:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett

How do you know you're reading one of Donald Trumps books?

It starts on Chapter 11

?

That is the best so far!!!

04-30-2019, 11:56 AM	#1
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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 22,832	How do you turn a fruit into a vegetable? AIDS

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King Mark So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 27,033	On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof. ↓↓↓↓↓↓

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King Mark So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 27,033	^i agree... However, if we get stranded and im hungry... you gotta go Nothing personal...

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escorpio I love to racism, bro! Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA! USA! USA! Posts: 22,832	The meltdown continues. Poor crockett.

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King Mark So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2016 Posts: 27,033	^im going to hellfire for laughing at that one

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