Does Anyone Knit/Crochet or Know Someone ? - GoFuckYourself.com

HairyChick · 08-07-2019, 07:07 PM

No, not to knit a cock warmer!

I figured that maybe one of your wives does yarn work. I’m looking for an iced coffee sleeve or cozy.

Amazon has some but they’re ugly or overpriced. eBay is basically the same and Etsy people charge cheap prices but get you on postage.

Initially I wanted neoprene with a Velcro closure. Then I liked silicone that slipped on. Finally I decided to go with knitted or crocheted yarn. I’m wanting a sleeve that slips on from the bottom of the cup and goes halfway up the cup. I’m not concerned with heat sensitivity as I don’t do hot coffee.

I have many various insulated cups and prefer a sleeve of the same width. In other words, not narrower at the bottom like a paper coffee cup.

Maybe you know of someone who does this and could make a few for me. I don’t need high-quality yarn; Walmart brand is fine. Color isn’t a must-have but nothing like khaki or bright yellow or white or crimson. If you do neoprene, color and pattern aren’t a must-have either but girly colors are preferred. Black is fine as black sleeves matter.

😂

Weird request but I’d rather share the money here than Etsy or Pinterest. Payment via PayPal and approximate cost should be around $5. Negotiable price will be considered.

An acquaintance suggested that I buy a cheap knitted scarf, cut it, have the edges stitched and sewn together. I think that’s more work than knitting the sleeves plus scarfs for the winter aren’t around in August!

brassmonkey · 08-07-2019, 07:24 PM

uh no lol

HairyChick · 08-07-2019, 07:32 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

uh no lol

Admit it, you’re a closeted knitter.

🤪

brassmonkey · 08-07-2019, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

Admit it, you’re a closeted knitter.

🤪

ok whatever get the drizzaws off

baddog · 08-07-2019, 11:05 PM

I will admit I frequently am not sure what you are talking about, but if you are looking for a cozy to keep your iced drinks cold, knitting/crocheting is not the answer.

https://www.google.com/search?client...er+cozy+custom

HairyChick · 08-08-2019, 05:18 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey

ok whatever get the drizzaws off

🤔☺️☺️☺️☺️☺️

If you’re not aware of anyone, maybe y’all know a website that sells them. I have the Dunkin insulated sleeve but that’s angled for styrofoam cups. I need a straight one errr straight-sided one. And I’d like one that has no bottom so it slides up the mug.

Food neoprene, it attaches around by Velcro.

I saw a few maybes but I didn’t want to take a chance. I’ll be searching tonight if I get my website crap done.

blackmonsters · 08-08-2019, 06:10 PM

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Originally Posted by PamWinterReturns

Does Anyone Knit/Crochet or Know Someone ?

HairyChick · 08-08-2019, 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by blackmonsters

Mine would do it if I bought a pattern. But she’s still dealing with the aftereffects of chemotherapy and I don’t want to give her anything to do and worry about.

A friend has a grandma who knits and she offered to do it for me. I just think $25 is a bit too much money for an 8”x4” piece of knitted material. Her vavoh (grandmother in Portuguese) is sweet but thinks all Jews are rich. “Dey gots moneys coz Jews” was her comment.

My mom did it all from knitting to crocheting to bunka to embroidery to painting to sewing to needlepoint to tile work to .. you get the point. Bahlahbustah galore but her artistic genes dropped in but didn’t stay.

Ya know, you could learn to knit ... ;)

OneHungLo · 08-08-2019, 09:42 PM

You want a god damn knitted koozie?

HairyChick · 08-09-2019, 05:29 PM

Still looking for one. I found it on the Hollar website but that site left me queasy. I’m uneasy buying from the site as I’m not familiar with it.

Another site had them for $2.99 so I put two in my cart. They’re in NY and I figured shipping would be around five dollars to send a package of a few ounces. $29.90 for first class shipping. I wrote and told them that they must be drunk to think anyone would pay thirty bucks to ship one state over for a package of a few ounces.

Etsy has many but I don’t like buying from people with a no return policy.

The price fluctuation on eBay is just crazy. From a few bucks to thirty bucks for the same thing, I tried to figure out why you’d pay ten times the price. When I was making six figures a year, I still looked for a bargain. Why waste money just because you have it???

baddog · 08-09-2019, 05:35 PM

Again, nothing you knit or crochet is going to keep anything cold.

Would you knit mittens to stay cool in the summer?

NALEM · 08-09-2019, 05:51 PM

I asked a colleague of mine that is into this. She stated it would take a couple hours per piece. Keep that in mind if you are sourcing it from China or in the USA/CA.

baddog · 08-09-2019, 05:53 PM

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Originally Posted by NALEM

I asked a colleague of mine that is into this. She stated it would take a couple hours per piece. Keep that in mind if you are sourcing it from China or in the USA/CA.

Did you ask if it would keep drinks cold?

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08-07-2019, 07:07 PM	#1
HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	Does Anyone Knit/Crochet or Know Someone ? No, not to knit a cock warmer! I figured that maybe one of your wives does yarn work. I’m looking for an iced coffee sleeve or cozy. Amazon has some but they’re ugly or overpriced. eBay is basically the same and Etsy people charge cheap prices but get you on postage. Initially I wanted neoprene with a Velcro closure. Then I liked silicone that slipped on. Finally I decided to go with knitted or crocheted yarn. I’m wanting a sleeve that slips on from the bottom of the cup and goes halfway up the cup. I’m not concerned with heat sensitivity as I don’t do hot coffee. I have many various insulated cups and prefer a sleeve of the same width. In other words, not narrower at the bottom like a paper coffee cup. Maybe you know of someone who does this and could make a few for me. I don’t need high-quality yarn; Walmart brand is fine. Color isn’t a must-have but nothing like khaki or bright yellow or white or crimson. If you do neoprene, color and pattern aren’t a must-have either but girly colors are preferred. Black is fine as black sleeves matter. 😂 Weird request but I’d rather share the money here than Etsy or Pinterest. Payment via PayPal and approximate cost should be around $5. Negotiable price will be considered. An acquaintance suggested that I buy a cheap knitted scarf, cut it, have the edges stitched and sewn together. I think that’s more work than knitting the sleeves plus scarfs for the winter aren’t around in August! __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

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HairyChick Slowly dying Industry Role: Join Date: Sep 2012 Location: Padanaram Posts: 3,091	Still looking for one. I found it on the Hollar website but that site left me queasy. I’m uneasy buying from the site as I’m not familiar with it. Another site had them for $2.99 so I put two in my cart. They’re in NY and I figured shipping would be around five dollars to send a package of a few ounces. $29.90 for first class shipping. I wrote and told them that they must be drunk to think anyone would pay thirty bucks to ship one state over for a package of a few ounces. Etsy has many but I don’t like buying from people with a no return policy. The price fluctuation on eBay is just crazy. From a few bucks to thirty bucks for the same thing, I tried to figure out why you’d pay ten times the price. When I was making six figures a year, I still looked for a bargain. Why waste money just because you have it??? __________________ ***************************************** Anti-Semites have Small Penis Syndrome. The only known treatment is electroshock therapy combined with cerebellum removal. Fortunately, it’s a tiny procedure. *****************************************

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NALEM Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Nov 2010 Location: Where ever Delta flies Posts: 3,134	I asked a colleague of mine that is into this. She stated it would take a couple hours per piece. Keep that in mind if you are sourcing it from China or in the USA/CA. __________________ "The time men spend in trying to impress others they could spend in doing the things by which others would be impressed."

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baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	I will admit I frequently am not sure what you are talking about, but if you are looking for a cozy to keep your iced drinks cold, knitting/crocheting is not the answer. https://www.google.com/search?client...er+cozy+custom

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OneHungLo So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: Your mom's front hole Posts: 40,906	You want a god damn knitted koozie?

08-09-2019, 05:35 PM	#11
baddog So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: the beach, SoCal Posts: 107,089	Again, nothing you knit or crochet is going to keep anything cold. Would you knit mittens to stay cool in the summer?